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Why Did Some Random Sun Observatory Get Shut Down? We Theorize

9/19/2018
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Yes, we theorize why some random sun spotting observatory got suddenly shut down by the police, FBI and the Men in Black. But in all honesty we go all over the place on this week's podcast. Mentions: a lot!

Duration:00:42:10

Brent Interviews Delaney Howell and Mike Pearson (For Real)

9/12/2018
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This is the real deal! No acting! Brent interviews the creators of The Global Ag Network- Delaney Howell and Mike Pearson! We cover everything from ag podcasting to Mike's crappy attempt at cattle containment. Mentions: @delaneyhowell07 @Pearsoncattle @globalagnetwork @AgNewsDaily

Duration:00:26:22

The Dryline Farmer Podcast Brings Their First Ever Remote Broadcast!

9/5/2018
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This week, we bring you our first ever remote broadcast from ASSCON 18! We interview those insiders attached to the "Save the Animal Cracker" movement. You might even be able to donate!

Duration:00:25:02

The Statues That Really Need to Come Down

8/29/2018
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If everyone had a statue, it would probably would deserve to be pulled down at some point. Well, we came up with some statues that need to come down immediately.

Duration:00:25:31

Tips and Advice for the Tourists of the Progressive Farmer Crop Tour 2018

8/22/2018
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We dole out tips and advice for the tourists counting ears and pods throughout the Pro Farmer Crop Tour 2018. We think these tips on counting ears and pods will make it a bullish harvest season! Mentions: @delaneyhowell07 @theTedSpread @GoddessofGrain @sf28430

Duration:00:25:52

More Food "Delicacies" That Are Really Crap

8/8/2018
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We finish up our conversation about so-called food delicacies. This time we bash foods in our very own country. Also, Brent almost passes out working on a sprinkler.

Duration:00:28:36

Foreign Delicacies That Are Really Just Nasty Foods

7/25/2018
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You've seen the "Temple of Doom". They had some choice items on the menu that would make the foods we talk about look like a nice meal out on the back patio. Mentions: #AgTwitterMeetUp

Duration:00:29:32

Things Less Disappointing Than Brent's Rain Gauge

7/18/2018
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There are things in life that are disappointing and none more than Brent's rain gauge throughout this epic drought. Today we discuss those things that are actually LESS disappointing than Brent's rain gauge.

Duration:00:29:58

Our Farming Nightmares

7/11/2018
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Brent and Landon discuss the farming nightmares they've had over the years. Real and imagined. Also, Brent's Well from Hell and "testicle talk". Mentions @MovingIronLLC

Duration:00:30:42

Bad Ways to Show Up at the Bank

7/4/2018
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Today we hand out some financial advice when it comes to showing up at the bank for an operating note. We're not discussing debits and credits, if that's what you were thinking.

Duration:00:29:22

We Have Launched a Paranormal Dating Site!

6/28/2018
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The Podcast has launched its own dating site for the paranormal in all of us. Paraspeed-date.cam Brent complains about his "Well From Hell".

Duration:00:31:23

Political Commentary Recap

6/25/2018
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In case you missed it, here is last week's political commentary from The Dryline Farmer Podcast. It's literally less than two minutes, you've got time!

Duration:00:01:14

The Golden Girls: Who's Hot and Who's Not

6/21/2018
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Today we rank the 4 Golden Girls from 1980's comedy gold. It's a geriatric smorgasbord of perms and old lady perfume!

Duration:00:36:32

Getting a Job With a Neck Tattoo

6/13/2018
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Wanting to get some ink around your neck? Your job prospects may be limited. Also, Ricardo does an impersonation. And a guy nearly dies from a dead rattlesnake.

Duration:00:30:10

Amarillo's Baseball Team Names- Rejected

6/6/2018
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We continue last week's conversation on Amarillo's debacle of a team naming contest for their new AA baseball team. There were five finalists. We go over the names that got rejected. Also, Miss America talk. That's right.

Duration:00:31:10

Naming a Baseball Team is Harder Than You Would Think, Apparently

5/31/2018
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Amarillo is getting a AA baseball team and has launched a contest to name the team. They narrowed it down from 3000 entries to five truly magnificent finalists. Truly magnificent.

Duration:00:30:35

What Planet Are You From?

5/23/2018
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We touch a little on last week's episode with an experiment. And this week, we launch a new segment, "What Planet Are You From?" This episode gets a little colorful, so we are putting an explicit rating on this one. It's not real raunchy, but it's getting there.

Duration:00:26:14

My 600lb Problem

5/16/2018
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We change gears and do some wicked fat shaming on morbidly obese people who get paid to be a TV show. Hate us if you want.

Duration:00:29:15

Radar Ricardo Has a Religious Problem

5/13/2018
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In case you missed it last week, here is the weather report and an ad from one of our newest sponsors!

Duration:00:04:00

A Cool Clean Freak and an Unfunny Yankee

5/9/2018
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Today we talk about a farmer that takes his boots off in the tractor, not to get comfortable, but to not get dirt anywhere. OK.....And later, a numskull from NYC says farmers have never bought their own farms. OK, whatever you say, genius.

Duration:00:27:08