The Ed Napkin Show

Napkin Ed is accused Speech Impediment Man of making sexual advances towards him. Napkin Ed & Ryan Lever are discussed Krystal’s body!

WATER MAIN BREAK: The rough NY winter contributed to a collapsed pipe that set Napkin back 4 grand. (You can help him out @ donate.gonzopodcasts.com.) A shirtless Ed took calls, played trivia, drank boxed wine and ate chili dogs. Napkin shared stories about his family criminal history; including the time his father pistol whipped, mass murderer, Richard Speck.

PIZZA NIGHT: With Krystal co-hosting, Ed waits on the pizza guy (courtesy of Serial Killer Jack). Napkin demonstrates eating without a shirt or teeth. Krystal discussed her upcoming jail time for prostitution and her plans once she’s out. Chad called in and unleashed his hatred for Krystal.

ELEVEN INCHES: With High Pitch cohosting; Ed shared stories about Jodi Arias and living without teeth. A hungover Casey from the “Tribulations of Not Mr. White” Show called in to discuss life in Santa Barbara and the sex trade in Amsterdam. Other notable topics of discussion included: High Pitch Erik’s porno debut and the struggles that he faced performing in front of the camera. Uncle Jeff surprises Erik with a very exciting television opportunity.

Ghost Stories: Ed shared sex stories that included losing his virginity and dealing with pubic lice. Napkin informs Jim that his aborted twins would turn 21 this year and a seven foot ghost lives in his walls. Topics of discussion included: Napkin’s Xmas gifts, drama with Jimmernam, government cheese, Ed’s medieval home security and a sleepover at Lizzy Borden’s house.

OPEN (HOT) MIC NIGHT: With the recent incarceration of Krystal, Kate's resignation and the termination of Krabdaddy behind him, Ed continues to search for a Co-Host. Napkin's sister and nephew made unannounced visits to drop off groceries and Christmas gifts. Cousin Jim called in to give some advice while Casey, from the “Not Mr. White Snow”, called in seeking some. Ed shared a story from 1988 when he performed self-fellatio in a bathtub leaving his sexual orientation up for debate.

No one tells Napkin what to do. Ed started the show feeling nauseous from a white trash salad with vinaigrette and chopped hotdogs that his fiancée prepared. Tommy from Malden called in to speak to Gonzo, who wasn’t even on the show. Krabdaddy overstepped Ed’s boundaries and was terminated. Topics of discussion included: Napkin’s net worth, Buffalo Bills ticket prices and net neutrality.

The second installment of the Napkin Ed Show introduced a brand new co-host. Kate “the Anal Artist” was the third person to audition for the highly coveted job. Balls checked in with a surprise announcement. A graphic sex tape featuring Napkin surfaced. Kate premiered a new game called “Fetish or Fiction”. Topics of discussion included the recent sexual assault allegations in the media and Hollywood’s new liberal policies on leading men. Napkin’s bucket got a workout. The auditions continue...

Gonzo Despite Napkin Ed’s calm demeanor, his debut show on the Gonzo Podcast Network was nothing short of mayhem. Topics of discussion included: Napkin’s number of sex partners and a video he shot with a pornstar. All this reminiscing seemed to work up quite the thirst.... he drank Franzia wine straight out of the box throughout! GSPN celebrated Ed’s 10 Year Anniversary of his first Howard Appearance by holding a “Win Napkin’s Co-Host Job” contest. The first hour was co-hosted by the Krab Daddy, King Kunowsky. The second hour introduced Krystal. Both contestants fought tooth and nail, and put it all on the line, leaving Napkin confused. A winner has yet to be crowned.