The Fart Locker

Episode 71 - Fish Tank Rap Battle with Tai Nguyen, Pawn Stars, My Name is Earl and JT Kelley's sounding excursion. Full Rap Battle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvOduEQBRqc&t=77s

This week JT Kelley learns that Oklahoma has a professional sports team and also shares with us the biggest scam he's ever witnessed from a caricature artist. Robert and JT also review The Blindside 14 years too late.

This week, Satchel calls the Buffalo Soldier and we also get to hear stories of the creepiest things JT has ever done.

This week JT has his buddy Dixon Hogan on to talk about some crazy times at the tattoo shop and stroll down memory lane about their time in Sacramento. You can currently find Dixon at All Saints Tattoo in Austin, TX for those looking for ink. Follow Dixon on Instagram @dixonhogan

This episode JT and Robert decide their Halloween costumes for 2023.

This episode, JT calls a local shop to spread the good news about councilman Rhinestone. Robert and JT talk about comedians at festivals and their personal tastes in the bedroom (hint: it involves funnel cake).

JT is bringing in the new year with Ava Kane the dominatrix. She shares some wild stories of her line of work and how the business also works behind the scenes. You can find Ava Kane on Instagram @missavakane and TikTok @section_8_condo

This week, JT and Robert remember the days of when the internet was still the wild wild west and you could cyber bully your friends at school. JT also announces his return to BJJ. Link to the video in this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-fASwClaNA

This week, Robert stumbled upon Brian Welch (guitarist from Korn) giving a speech at a local church in Bellevue, TN and gives JT a full report.

This week we have some new calls to a familiar guy for your ears. JT catches up with the one and only Dino Man and then proceeds to call some dispensaries. We also take an official stance on Kanye West.

This week JT and Robert get deep in the weeds with Dr Andrew Kelley, who happens to be JT's older brother and has a PhD in New Testament. Robert asks him a few questions related to Christianity and the bible, since the last time he read one was 15 years ago and had pictures in it.

NEW CALLS THIS WEEK. We also talk about Robert's former high school classmate turned murderer, getting recognized in Tulsa and more. Article related to the Courtney Clenney murder trial: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article264361166.html

Johnny Taylor, Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and podcaster from Sacramento, California. Taylor has released two comedy albums and a charity single on Stand Up! Records. His debut, 2014's Tangled Up in Plaid, reached No. 7 on the iTunes comedy chart. Follow Johnny on Twitter and Instagram @hipsterocracy and check out his podcast The Hard Talk.

This week's episode features the one and only Juan Martinez, who you may have seen at Austin's Museum of the Weird, or anywhere else sword swallowing is needed. Juan shares his story of learning the various stunts you see at side shows and how it led to doing one of the hardest and most popular stunt of all - swallowing a sword. You can catch Juan do his act at Two Weird Dudes this Thursday at Parish. Tickets: https://www.prekindle.com/event/97349-two-weird-dudes-entertainment-extravaganza-austin?utm_source=Vesta&utm_medium=LocalEventCalendar

This week JT and Fast Ronald shoot the shit about fireworks, Catholicism and we get a report on Christian yoga from JT. Two Weird Dudes happens September 15, 8:30PM at Parish. Tickets only $10! Get tickets to JT and Ronald's show HERE: https://www.prekindle.com/event/97349-two-weird-dudes-entertainment-extravaganza-austin

This week JT reports in about his first week living in Tulsa. From going to the Unitarian Church across the street, to going to coffee shops that are actually churches.

This week, JT Kelley made the big trek up to Tulsa, OK to move his life to for $10K and Robert was able to force an episode out of him by making calls from the road to chronicle the journey. From leaving at 9:30am, to getting lost in Dallas, we get to experience the road JT battled to Tulsa. Message JT Kelley and let him know Parish hasn't announced his next show in September: ‪(469) 909-2985‬

This week we have special guest Roman Helmet Guy. You might have seen one of his Roman history facts come across your fyp recently on TikTok. He shares with JT and Robert some Roman history that JT never learned at homeschool, as well as some old ancient jokes. TikTok: @romanhelmetguy Insta: @romanhelmetguy

This week we're back with some of our favorite calls from recent memory in volume 3 of The Best of Satchel Rhinestone!

This week, JT shares his story of riding the bus to Jackson, MS and Robert tells JT about the Whataburger reinforcements. Be sure to go see JT Kelley perform for FPIA 2022 and show your support! JT goes on August 9th at Cap City Comedy Club. Get tickets here: https://www.capcitycomedy.com/events/60562