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A weekly dose of Grimms' Fairy Tales the way they were meant to be heard: untouched, unabridged, and uncensored. One guy tells, the other guy listens; together, they learn the truth about the grimmest tales ever written.

A weekly dose of Grimms' Fairy Tales the way they were meant to be heard: untouched, unabridged, and uncensored. One guy tells, the other guy listens; together, they learn the truth about the grimmest tales ever written.
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A weekly dose of Grimms' Fairy Tales the way they were meant to be heard: untouched, unabridged, and uncensored. One guy tells, the other guy listens; together, they learn the truth about the grimmest tales ever written.




#15 It Puts the Children in the Basket, or Else It Gets the Boop Again

Godfather Death - We back in Bible times! A man chooses Satan over Jesus (not cool), but the child ends up becoming a doctor because of it (very cool). The problem is, the doctor keeps trying to help babies but death just wants to send them to Hell. So death keeps showing up to take the babies to Hell, but the doctor is like "no pls don't." But if Satan is at a baby's feet, the doctor isn't allowed to save them and they gotta go to Hell. BUT, if Satan is at the baby's head, they allowed to...


#14 The Iron, the Witch, and the Boar Foe

The Old Woman in the Woods - A young girl gets super stranded in some spooky woods and trusts in God to rescue her. Unfortunately, God doesn't get the memo, so he never shows up. FORTUNATELY, a fox does, so he gives the girl some magical keys that unlock a bunch of stuff, like the cookie factory where the Keebler Elfs live and reverse Narnia (Earth). Unfortunately, the girl comes across a nasty old witch who wants to check her receipts. FORTUNATELY, she knows her rights and tells the witch...


#13 Lions and Tailors and Beards, Oy Vey!

The Brave Little Tailor - The previously untold story of the greatest warrior you've never heard of. A simple man with an unimpressive job beats up on local wildlife to win the affection of a king's hot daughter. Unfortunately for him, no one actually wants him to succeed. Unfortunately for THEM, he somehow manages to. FORTUNATELY for US, it all makes for a pretty great story. Bluebeard - BeArD dIsCrImInAtIoN is real and we are FORCED to face the HARSH REALITY of it in THIS GRIMM TALE! A...


#12 The Sisterhood of the Unraveling Plots

The Iron Stove - Hot Chicks Do Boring Stuff! A beautiful girl falls in love with a stove, but not a stove in the cool way like Brave Little Toaster, because it turns out that there's actually a man inside, but not in the cool way like a man wearing a skinsuit like in Hans My Hedgehog, because he's literally just trapped in the oven. There's another beautiful girl who does something, but it's not interesting either. There's almost date rape and a shoutout to Nut Mountain, but not quite....


#11 Donkey Dong Sundry

The Little Magic Table, the Golden Ass, and the Cudgel in the Sack - A tale about a table that sets itself, a donkey that shoots gold out of its orifices, a dancing weapon, and the three sons who were bamboozled by them. There's also a goat that tries to eat everything, but never stops being hungry. They all get beaten. Somehow, that takes 30 minutes to talk about. Enjoy! The Stolen Pennies - A little ghost baby takes a great plot and ruins it when he decides that he'd rather flex on...


#10 Hide Your Cats, Hide Your Corpses, and Hide Your Cousins

The Story of a Boy Who Went Forth to Learn How to Shudder - "Hey, you're super dead and I'm a bit crazy, but you're also my cousin, so call me Maeby?" A creepy boy with an unprecedented lack of self-awareness tries to give himself a spook by harassing literally every living, dead, and living dead thing he comes across. The Stubborn Child - God strikes down some idiot kid for not listening to his mom... And that's it. Much like dead children, this story proves that good things really do come...


#9 Two Birds Stoned at Once

The Three Snake Leaves - Some slithery boys give Corpse Bride a whiff of the devil's lettuce and she decides that she's a strong, independent woman who don't need no husband. Your move, Nicholas Sparks. The Maiden Without Hands - Another miller, another hot daughter, another deal with the devil. Will a desparate father's hands-off approach to parenting go too far, or will a friend request from God be enough to save a helpless girl? Herr Korbes - A caravan of small animals and inanimate...


#8 Dejó Cuatro Muertos

The Castle of Murder - Well, that title sure went to waste. It's basically The Sixth Sense if the plot twist was "actually nobody dead ya'll been alive the whole time lol. ISSA TWIST!" The Death of the Little Hen - The most ambitious crossover in fairy tale history. An episode of Dora the Explorer is invaded by the Happy Tree Friends and it turns out about as well as you might expect. Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! The Jew and the Brambles - Oy vey! The gang gets...


#7 If You Got a Good Cock, Don't Put It in a Barrel

Simple Hans - When life gives you lemons, give 'em to your dad. Unless the lemons are in UNACCEPTABLE CONDITION. Or you don't have a dad. (No, your step-dad Craig doesn't count) Either way, be careful what you wish for. Unless you have unlimited wishes and no restrictions on what you can wish for. In that case, please wish this story out of existence. Hans My Hedgehog - OwO what's this? From the absolute mad lads who brought you Puss in Boots comes the long-awaited and highly anticipated...


#6 A Cat's-Eye View (feat. Sarah)

Rapunzel - Rapunzel first! We're going to build a wall and make the fairies pay for it. CROOKED Flynn thinks he can get away with taking RAPUNZEL but he is a LIAR and a PERVERT and should be LOCKED UP! Our Rapunzel is GREAT, we have some of the BEST Rapunzel, maybe EVER, and once her hair grows back and FLYNN is GONE, we WILL #MAKERAPUNZELGREATAGAIN! Puss in Boots - Is your cat making too much gold all the time? Is your cat constantly chasing sorcerers around, driving you crazy? Well, we...


#5 Freaky Frogs, Pilfered Pancakes, and More Such Things

The Frog Prince - A young girl is given an offer that she can't refuse... You know, because of the implication. Is that a frog in your sheets, or are you just happy to see us? The Wolf and the Fox - A hungry wolf quite literally eats himself into house and home in yet another story about an animal odd couple with a tragic ending. Derivativeness never tasted so good. The Strange Feast - The first rule of Sausage Fest is: You do not talk about Sausage Fest. Not that anyone could talk about...


#4 Three-Peat

The Devil with the Three Golden Hairs - They say that you should never make a deal with him, so make one with his wife instead. Godspeed on the Devil's blunder. The Mouse, the Bird, and the Sausage - Scuffed Ratatouille tries a new recipe, a stay-at-home Veggie Tale gets a taste of equal rights, and a dirty bird reaches the end of his rope. The grass is always greener, until it isn't. The Hand with the Knife - Didn't your step-mother ever tell you not to disembody the hand that feeds you?...


#3 Weekend at Gretel's

The Juniper Tree - An apple a day keeps the ginger at bay, so long as he doesn't have a bone to pick with you... But some people want to have their stew and eat it too. How far will they go to get ahead? Clever Hans - A poor bride becomes a sight for googly eyes when her gooseman doesn't understand the meaning of "give and take." Intro/Outro Music: From Russia With Love - Huma-Huma


#2 Keeping It in the Family

The Three Little Men in the Wood - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... Or is it in the mouth of the beauty? Either way, it's a barrel of laughs. How Some Children Played at Slaughtering - Getting hung up on sibling rivalry can be dangerous. It's important to remember that no matter what happens, don't throw the baby out with the bath water. Intro/Outro Music: From Russia With Love - Huma-Huma


#1 Fingers & Fat & Fake Friends

The Robber Bridegroom - Things begin to heat up when a dilly dilly boy doesn't take #believeallwomen to heart. Cat and Mouse in Partnership - Trust is lost and a bond is broken when an animal odd couple can't see eye to eye. Intro/Outro Music: From Russia With Love - Huma-Huma