The Halfassed Podcast
Comedy
Tired of everyday life three men set out on an epic quest to entertain themselves. These men, Gary, John and the Captain, talk and talk and talk about pointless and disturbingly useless material. They are like children staring at jangling car keys, they are like cats chasing laser pointers, they are THE HALFASSED PODCAST!!
Gary is a comedian from Kansas city that has written, starred and directed in several comedic shorts. Team Kobra Security amd KING KOBRA KARES are the most notable .
John is a tech savvy mother fucker and a comedian who has done stand-up performances and written for comedy sketches.
The Captain is a failed comedian, failed actor and failed rockstar so he thought he give podcasting a shot . He is a professional drunk and enjoys Weird Al . He is a licensed minister and will marry anyone who lives in Philadelphia/New Jersey area . Cause he loves love
These three guys interview everything from stars to earthlings, Aliens to residents and all points in between. Nothing is off limits or out of bounds. Get ready fro some of the funniest shit you'll ever hear.
Get ready for The HALFASSED PODCAST!
Location:
United States
Description:
Tired of everyday life three men set out on an epic quest to entertain themselves. These men, Gary, John and the Captain, talk and talk and talk about pointless and disturbingly useless material. They are like children staring at jangling car keys, they are like cats chasing laser pointers, they are THE HALFASSED PODCAST!! Gary is a comedian from Kansas city that has written, starred and directed in several comedic shorts. Team Kobra Security amd KING KOBRA KARES are the most notable . John is a tech savvy mother fucker and a comedian who has done stand-up performances and written for comedy sketches. The Captain is a failed comedian, failed actor and failed rockstar so he thought he give podcasting a shot . He is a professional drunk and enjoys Weird Al . He is a licensed minister and will marry anyone who lives in Philadelphia/New Jersey area . Cause he loves love These three guys interview everything from stars to earthlings, Aliens to residents and all points in between. Nothing is off limits or out of bounds. Get ready fro some of the funniest shit you'll ever hear. Get ready for The HALFASSED PODCAST!
Twitter:
@halfassedjohn
Language:
English
Website:
http://www.howsyourrobot.com/
Email:
jph1976@gmail.com
Episodes
Merry Christmas | Halfassed Podcast Reboot
12/20/2019
Until next year.....maybe ??
Duration:01:19:11
The White Socks Mystery SOLVED
12/2/2019
This is a topic you may have heard us mention more than a few times on the show. It's a mystery you have probably wondered about yourself on a few occasions. Well, John did the research (he asked someone) and got the first clear answer we have had yet on this mystery. Also in this episode... The Captain goes toe to toe for round 3 with the Westboro Baptist Church The Captain relives his recent incident with fainting. The wheel of topics has some interesting choices this week...
Duration:01:13:27
Wake up with the Halfassed Podcast Reboot
11/23/2019
We did it again, in the morning. Check it out!The election results are in from the Philly Mayoral race. Let's see how many wrote in for the Philly CaptainArtificial intelligence is hereExplaining Quantuum Computers to the Captain
Duration:01:38:13
Wake up with the Halfassed Podcast Reboot
11/3/2019
Good morning sunshine! Well, it was kind of morning when we recorded this episode. 11:30 am. We have not gotten together to do a show since our live show back on October 19th so needless to say we missed talking to each other. We must have REALLY missed each other because we did a Joe Rogan style podcast and chatted for 2 hours. We talked about our Halloween experiences and reminisced on the live show. Listen and hear some stories of our run-ins with the law when we were younger....
Duration:02:07:45
LIVE FROM A PORCH IN NEW JERSEY
10/14/2019
The Captain stopped over to the Garden State to visit and sits with John on a porch. Basically 2 old men sitting on a porch complaining about noise and children Captain saw Ramboo (the new one) and lets John know his review and almost the entire plot Kids - why did we have them? New Jersey has a lot of outdoor sounds and MapQuest messed up the Captains drive We talk to some of the fans in the chat There is a lot of updates and info on the upcoming LIVE VARIETY SHOW! more detail on the Event...
Duration:01:00:37
OCTOBER 19TH 8 PM LIVE SHOW PROMO
10/14/2019
John and The Captain are doing their first ever live variety show. You will see some great musical acts, comedy bits and a game show. Oh...and THE MOST OFFENSIVE HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVER!!!!! Drink specials are official:Citywide's all night (if you don't already know....come find out)
Duration:00:03:11
The Philly Captain for Mayor | John Goes to Space
10/5/2019
Find out why the Captain has decided to throw his hat in the race for Mayor of PhiladelphiaNew announcements about the upcoming live showJohn wants to ride on Elon Musk's giant rocket The Captain would rather stay here and wait for the asteroidWhy are all the rich people building rockets to Mars? https://youtu.be/5u4HnXX014Y
Duration:01:06:25
Captain Quizzo and the Neuralink Kid
9/24/2019
The Captain is sick John wants to volunteer for Neuralink Captain Quizzo has a plan after his first night on his new job as a quizzo host John scares the Captain with talk about the future
Duration:01:16:40
Conspiracy at the Boardwalk
9/10/2019
Michael Jackson's doctor and Tylenol PM Seagull conspiracy, wrong
Duration:00:52:16
Altercation at the Rocky Statue – Dave Chappelle – Captain at Comic Con
9/1/2019
We watched the Dave Chappell latest Netflix standup and we have some questions The Captain looks out for the tourist at the Rocky Statue Comic-Con was fun and the Captain talked to the D in Run DMC You can catch all of our live streams here
Duration:01:35:44
The Captain and the Phanatic – The Ice Cube Tray Incident
8/18/2019
The topics for this one The item on the Captain's Bucketlist he was able to cross off John's awkward sexual moment involving the Captain a prank that backfired .... in a sad way
Duration:00:52:21
Tom Hanks for President and we Love Mr Rodgers
8/11/2019
Another new episode this time with sound effects Everyone is cranky Dads and their periods The Captain ...uh I mean the Captain's neighbor was watching an illegal stream listen as we turn back into kids talk about Mr Rodgers Tom Hanks for President...the rant
Duration:01:04:53
Live from the Pool – kinda
7/22/2019
The plan for this episode was to broadcast live from JOhn's fancy new pool in his back yard. Instead, we got torrential rain and a tornado in New Jersey. We moved all the equipment inside and did the show. The Captain holds John's hand in this one. For a longer time than someone should hold another's hand The return of Fred with the weather Donald Trumps parade reminds us of some other leaders Public bathroom dos and don'ts The Captain plays the keyboard John's guitar project is distracting
Duration:05:40:48
The Captain Married His Brother
7/10/2019
How did this happen? In which states is this legal? Other funny things happen too, like John playing the guitar This was our second "live" show on YouTube. We get better every time so keep listening, eventually, we will be the greatest comedy talk show in history.
Duration:01:19:55
Live -The Halfassed Podcast Reboot
6/15/2019
The live "reply" we should say... On one special evening last week, the Captain and I gave the greatest gift anyone has ever gotten. Us! That's right we went live as we recorded an episode which we will be doing every week now on the YouTube Channel. We talked to a lot of the "deck hands" that hang out over at The Philly Captain's YouTube page If you want to see our handsome faces, you can watch the reply here as well.
Duration:01:18:26
Memorial Day Special 2019
6/9/2019
Thanks to all who tuned in to see the Podcast LIVE on our YouTube Channel. Every week you can see use record the latest episode and we will always have the Q&A open. We recorded this episode on Memorial Day The Captain was in a parade but the children ruined it Walmart tries to screw the little guy. John roles plays the interaction the Captain had at Walmart We talk about the Sopranos finale because why not John is hard to read
Duration:01:14:58
The Long Lost Guitar Show
6/1/2019
This episode was record back in March and was just never used...until now! John plays the guitar for The Captain at some point. We also wrote somethings for each other to include a bio. Enjoy!
Duration:01:05:18
The Aqua String Band meet their Favorite YouTube Personality
5/18/2019
The Captain picks on John for not posting a show yet 500 Subscribers to the YouTube Channel Busy Busy Busy Busy The Nature of our Friendship The Captain's Favorite String Band The String Band's Favorite Captain The giggle that made our day Mother's Day Gifts Keep your eyes, ears, and buttholes open for THE SUMMER OF MUMMER!
Duration:00:58:35
The Captain is NOT a Nautical Captain
4/27/2019
We start off explaining why we still don't have the ability to add audio to the show John likes to plug things in, and unplug and plug again The Captain didn't get the job The Captain is NOT a nautical captain....just ask his "deck hands" John explains YouTube to the Captain John explains what the guy selling lose cigarettes is ACTUALLY doing in Kensington The Captain visits Kensington and Allegheny Some big shots in New York are interested in the podcast Wheel of topics
Duration:01:02:23
Live: From Long in the Tooth Records In Philadelphia
4/13/2019
This week we were live at Long in the Tooth Records and Books in the heart of downtown Philadelphia Long in the Tooth is a large and constantly growing vinyl inventory. Also featuring a nicely curated selection of books, CDs, cassettes & movies. Paying good money for good collections. Family owned and operated since day one. Always hound dog approved! We stopped by to chat with Nick Devlin the owner and tried to talk about Record Store day. We heard about old stories about the Captain when...
Duration:01:34:56