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Tired of everyday life three men set out on an epic quest to entertain themselves. These men, Gary, John and the Captain, talk and talk and talk about pointless and disturbingly useless material. They are like children staring at jangling car keys, they are like cats chasing laser pointers, they are THE HALFASSED PODCAST!! Gary is a comedian from Kansas city that has written, starred and directed in several comedic shorts. Team Kobra Security amd KING KOBRA KARES are the most notable . John is a tech savvy mother fucker and a comedian who has done stand-up performances and written for comedy sketches. The Captain is a failed comedian, failed actor and failed rockstar so he thought he give podcasting a shot . He is a professional drunk and enjoys Weird Al . He is a licensed minister and will marry anyone who lives in Philadelphia/New Jersey area . Cause he loves love These three guys interview everything from stars to earthlings, Aliens to residents and all points in between. Nothing is off limits or out of bounds. Get ready fro some of the funniest shit you'll ever hear. Get ready for The HALFASSED PODCAST!

Tired of everyday life three men set out on an epic quest to entertain themselves. These men, Gary, John and the Captain, talk and talk and talk about pointless and disturbingly useless material. They are like children staring at jangling car keys, they are like cats chasing laser pointers, they are THE HALFASSED PODCAST!! Gary is a comedian from Kansas city that has written, starred and directed in several comedic shorts. Team Kobra Security amd KING KOBRA KARES are the most notable . John is a tech savvy mother fucker and a comedian who has done stand-up performances and written for comedy sketches. The Captain is a failed comedian, failed actor and failed rockstar so he thought he give podcasting a shot . He is a professional drunk and enjoys Weird Al . He is a licensed minister and will marry anyone who lives in Philadelphia/New Jersey area . Cause he loves love These three guys interview everything from stars to earthlings, Aliens to residents and all points in between. Nothing is off limits or out of bounds. Get ready fro some of the funniest shit you'll ever hear. Get ready for The HALFASSED PODCAST!
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Tired of everyday life three men set out on an epic quest to entertain themselves. These men, Gary, John and the Captain, talk and talk and talk about pointless and disturbingly useless material. They are like children staring at jangling car keys, they are like cats chasing laser pointers, they are THE HALFASSED PODCAST!! Gary is a comedian from Kansas city that has written, starred and directed in several comedic shorts. Team Kobra Security amd KING KOBRA KARES are the most notable . John is a tech savvy mother fucker and a comedian who has done stand-up performances and written for comedy sketches. The Captain is a failed comedian, failed actor and failed rockstar so he thought he give podcasting a shot . He is a professional drunk and enjoys Weird Al . He is a licensed minister and will marry anyone who lives in Philadelphia/New Jersey area . Cause he loves love These three guys interview everything from stars to earthlings, Aliens to residents and all points in between. Nothing is off limits or out of bounds. Get ready fro some of the funniest shit you'll ever hear. Get ready for The HALFASSED PODCAST!

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English


Episodes

The Halfassed Podcast: The Reboot

12/12/2018
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John’s bloodshot eye & the Eagles game The state of the podcast New name? Help us out How is Rick’s dick doing? The guys were on the Chip Chipperson podacast! One shaky leg and awkward humor We still have a wheel Comment with Facebook The post The Halfassed Podcast: The Reboot appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:39:39

Blue Chew Too

12/2/2018
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We meet Rock, The Captain’s new puppy Creed 2 staring the Captain Freddie who? Did what with dog penises? John is still very pleased with BlueChew.com The future of the podcast is bright The Wheel of Topics Comment with Facebook The post Blue Chew Too appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:50:11

A Spooky Episode

11/5/2018
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Not really but we recorded it just before Halloween so hence the title The Captain vs Trump on transgender Gary’s family’s meth fueled trip to Wally World The Wheel of Topics Comment with Facebook The post A Spooky Episode appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:21:48

The Captain Meets Jesus – John warns of aliens in Antarctica

10/19/2018
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This one was recorded awhile ago. We will be back on track with weekly post starting this week in the meantime….. John and The Captain talk about their live comedy show results The Captain meets Joel Olsteen A beardless Gary and John try to convince the Captain that Joel is not very nice Aliens in […] The post The Captain Meets Jesus – John warns of aliens in Antarctica appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:34:10

John and The Captain Have an Announcement!

9/21/2018
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Big news dropped on the show today. John and The Captain will be on stage Saturday Sept 22nd at 8pm is the beautiful northeast Philadelphia area (details here) Does listening to music connect you to people? Does IT count as a blue collar job The Captain, blue collar hero We do a wheel Will we […] The post John and The Captain Have an Announcement! appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:28:01

The Blue Collar Work’s Comedy Hero Is….

8/31/2018
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The Captain! The Captain explains his 1 min street performer reviews John’s Ohio vacation reviewed The TSA too an extra long look at John’s bag The Captain quit drinking We rate ourselves from Funniest to Funny The Captain decides he is the blue collar workers comedian We have a wheel of topics Comment with […] The post The Blue Collar Work’s Comedy Hero Is…. appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:25:57

The Captain Get’s Plowed

8/21/2018
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More technical difficulties for the Captain to start The Captain still does not like Super Hero movies John review’s the Weezer / Pixes concert The Captain saw the band Sponge at a “smaller” venue The Captain goes bare foot on a gross floor covered in all kinds of liquids Gary still pretends to not know […] The post The Captain Get’s Plowed appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:26:44

Mid-Life Crisis with Jon and John

8/6/2018
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The sky is falling! At least to these two overly concerned midlife crisis havin weirdos. The Captain gets new headphones from a store 20 mins before the show What does he choose Target or Walmart? Hordy Tordy??? John test Blue Chew by himself The Captain’s vacation John explains ewoks to the Captain We talk about […] The post Mid-Life Crisis with Jon and John appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:30:38

Blue Chew & Gary the Vet

7/15/2018
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Gary says “NO” to drinking and driving Helping a friend stay safe…by beating him up Old men fighting on Snapchat Gary the vet – thank you for your service Getting accidentally stoned before the show Elaborate smoking devices The Blue chew experience John and The Captain perform songs by Sponge The Captain cried for the […] The post Blue Chew & Gary the Vet appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:37:41

Story Time with Naked People

6/18/2018
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John listens to the Black Israelites at City hall We each tell some of our most awkward stories we have involving naked people The wheel of topics Comment with Facebook The post Story Time with Naked People appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:55:23

Mid-life Crisis with Jon and John featuring John and The Captain Jon

6/17/2018
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Old man John doesn’t understand apps The Captain explains Music.ly to John The Captain’s son Sam is a Music.ly star We talk about the Rosanne story, a little late but we did record this when it was a little more fresh so get off our backs…..geesh The Captain’s cry for help. Is his daughter trying […] The post Mid-life Crisis with Jon and John featuring John and The Captain Jon appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:43:22

The Captain & Bhad Bharbie

6/5/2018
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What celebrities do we look like The Captain defends Morgan Freeman The Captain has a YouTube fan…he is 12. The Captain goes to a Bhad Bharbie concert John’s emergency room story Yelp review of the hospital Cheryl with the wheel of topics Doug stops by, John makes it awkward Comment with Facebook The post The Captain & Bhad Bharbie appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:50:34

Marvel’s Royal Rumble the Infinity War

5/20/2018
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We explain Avengers Infinity War to the Captain the best way we know how, with wrestling Some spoilers Gary almost killed his friend, again The captain beats the odds John can’t deliver the goods Cosby is guilty, still funny Comment with Facebook The post Marvel’s Royal Rumble the Infinity War appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:46:35

John Almost Died – Songs Stuck in our Heads

5/3/2018
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Nature tried to kill john in his sleep Pollen all up in your face Who died? Cheryl joins with a Wheel of Topics What song is currently stuck in your head? Comment with Facebook The post John Almost Died – Songs Stuck in our Heads appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:42:40

Captain the Movie Star and Sly – Fred’s Cat Farm

4/15/2018
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The Captain is going to star in a feature film, as an extra Who really is Jon from Kensington We have one of the stars from Creed 2 on the show A word from our sponsor! Dead pets and how to hide them Sophia is a serial killer John’s cat allergies and Fred’s cat farm […] The post Captain the Movie Star and Sly – Fred’s Cat Farm appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:41:08

The Captain meets Bill Murray – John Meets Cialis

4/14/2018
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John get his Cialis and tries to keep it private…that does’t work out The Captain meets Bill Murray Gary and the George Brett story Gary almost gets beat up by Drew Brees What will the Captain drink when he is rich and famous? Comment with Facebook The post The Captain meets Bill Murray – John Meets Cialis appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:43:31

The Captain and John go on a Journey

4/1/2018
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The Captain and John discuss a hot topic Should dogs be allowed in a cemetery A moment of silence during a roast beef sandwich Cheryl joins the show Wheel of Topics What’s new in your neighborhood!? Comment with Facebook The post The Captain and John go on a Journey appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:35:13

Can’t Get it Up – Dead Toe

3/31/2018
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Gary get’s an offer John took the guys advice but nothing worked The Captain is going to get in shape Wheel of Topics Gary’s dead toe Worst thing you have ever done John get’s harassed but the ACLU Comment with Facebook The post Can’t Get it Up – Dead Toe appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:40:03

John Has a Problem – The Guys Have a Solution

3/11/2018
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John has a problem The guys have solutions The Captain doesn’t want john to have another kid Can John get a boner Kevin Smith’s heart-attack Is the captain dying? Cirrhosis symptoms Make sure to listen to next weeks show to see which solutions John choose to try Comment with Facebook The post John Has a Problem – The Guys Have a Solution appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:42:18

The Lost Tapes: Jon and John Hit Rock Bottom

3/11/2018
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THE LOST TAPES Occasionally we all can not make it for a show so we have some in the emergency box This is one of those episodes so we apologize for the topics that might have already passed Jon tell John how he hit rock bottom Putting those season passes to Sahara Sam’s to good […] The post The Lost Tapes: Jon and John Hit Rock Bottom appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:53:32