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Tired of everyday life three men set out on an epic quest to entertain themselves. These men, Gary, John and the Captain, talk and talk and talk about pointless and disturbingly useless material. They are like children staring at jangling car keys, they are like cats chasing laser pointers, they are THE HALFASSED PODCAST!! Gary is a comedian from Kansas city that has written, starred and directed in several comedic shorts. Team Kobra Security amd KING KOBRA KARES are the most notable . John is a tech savvy mother fucker and a comedian who has done stand-up performances and written for comedy sketches. The Captain is a failed comedian, failed actor and failed rockstar so he thought he give podcasting a shot . He is a professional drunk and enjoys Weird Al . He is a licensed minister and will marry anyone who lives in Philadelphia/New Jersey area . Cause he loves love These three guys interview everything from stars to earthlings, Aliens to residents and all points in between. Nothing is off limits or out of bounds. Get ready fro some of the funniest shit you'll ever hear. Get ready for The HALFASSED PODCAST!

Tired of everyday life three men set out on an epic quest to entertain themselves. These men, Gary, John and the Captain, talk and talk and talk about pointless and disturbingly useless material. They are like children staring at jangling car keys, they are like cats chasing laser pointers, they are THE HALFASSED PODCAST!! Gary is a comedian from Kansas city that has written, starred and directed in several comedic shorts. Team Kobra Security amd KING KOBRA KARES are the most notable . John is a tech savvy mother fucker and a comedian who has done stand-up performances and written for comedy sketches. The Captain is a failed comedian, failed actor and failed rockstar so he thought he give podcasting a shot . He is a professional drunk and enjoys Weird Al . He is a licensed minister and will marry anyone who lives in Philadelphia/New Jersey area . Cause he loves love These three guys interview everything from stars to earthlings, Aliens to residents and all points in between. Nothing is off limits or out of bounds. Get ready fro some of the funniest shit you'll ever hear. Get ready for The HALFASSED PODCAST!
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Tired of everyday life three men set out on an epic quest to entertain themselves. These men, Gary, John and the Captain, talk and talk and talk about pointless and disturbingly useless material. They are like children staring at jangling car keys, they are like cats chasing laser pointers, they are THE HALFASSED PODCAST!! Gary is a comedian from Kansas city that has written, starred and directed in several comedic shorts. Team Kobra Security amd KING KOBRA KARES are the most notable . John is a tech savvy mother fucker and a comedian who has done stand-up performances and written for comedy sketches. The Captain is a failed comedian, failed actor and failed rockstar so he thought he give podcasting a shot . He is a professional drunk and enjoys Weird Al . He is a licensed minister and will marry anyone who lives in Philadelphia/New Jersey area . Cause he loves love These three guys interview everything from stars to earthlings, Aliens to residents and all points in between. Nothing is off limits or out of bounds. Get ready fro some of the funniest shit you'll ever hear. Get ready for The HALFASSED PODCAST!

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English


Episodes

Story Time with Naked People

6/18/2018
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John listens to the Black Israelites at City hall We each tell some of our most awkward stories we have involving naked people The wheel of topics Comment with Facebook The post Story Time with Naked People appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:55:23

Mid-life Crisis with Jon and John featuring John and The Captain Jon

6/17/2018
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Old man John doesn’t understand apps The Captain explains Music.ly to John The Captain’s son Sam is a Music.ly star We talk about the Rosanne story, a little late but we did record this when it was a little more fresh so get off our backs…..geesh The Captain’s cry for help. Is his daughter trying […] The post Mid-life Crisis with Jon and John featuring John and The Captain Jon appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:43:22

The Captain & Bhad Bharbie

6/5/2018
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What celebrities do we look like The Captain defends Morgan Freeman The Captain has a YouTube fan…he is 12. The Captain goes to a Bhad Bharbie concert John’s emergency room story Yelp review of the hospital Cheryl with the wheel of topics Doug stops by, John makes it awkward Comment with Facebook The post The Captain & Bhad Bharbie appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:50:34

Marvel’s Royal Rumble the Infinity War

5/20/2018
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We explain Avengers Infinity War to the Captain the best way we know how, with wrestling Some spoilers Gary almost killed his friend, again The captain beats the odds John can’t deliver the goods Cosby is guilty, still funny Comment with Facebook The post Marvel’s Royal Rumble the Infinity War appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:46:35

John Almost Died – Songs Stuck in our Heads

5/3/2018
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Nature tried to kill john in his sleep Pollen all up in your face Who died? Cheryl joins with a Wheel of Topics What song is currently stuck in your head? Comment with Facebook The post John Almost Died – Songs Stuck in our Heads appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:42:40

Captain the Movie Star and Sly – Fred’s Cat Farm

4/15/2018
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The Captain is going to star in a feature film, as an extra Who really is Jon from Kensington We have one of the stars from Creed 2 on the show A word from our sponsor! Dead pets and how to hide them Sophia is a serial killer John’s cat allergies and Fred’s cat farm […] The post Captain the Movie Star and Sly – Fred’s Cat Farm appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:41:08

The Captain meets Bill Murray – John Meets Cialis

4/14/2018
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John get his Cialis and tries to keep it private…that does’t work out The Captain meets Bill Murray Gary and the George Brett story Gary almost gets beat up by Drew Brees What will the Captain drink when he is rich and famous? Comment with Facebook The post The Captain meets Bill Murray – John Meets Cialis appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:43:31

The Captain and John go on a Journey

4/1/2018
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The Captain and John discuss a hot topic Should dogs be allowed in a cemetery A moment of silence during a roast beef sandwich Cheryl joins the show Wheel of Topics What’s new in your neighborhood!? Comment with Facebook The post The Captain and John go on a Journey appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:35:13

Can’t Get it Up – Dead Toe

3/31/2018
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Gary get’s an offer John took the guys advice but nothing worked The Captain is going to get in shape Wheel of Topics Gary’s dead toe Worst thing you have ever done John get’s harassed but the ACLU Comment with Facebook The post Can’t Get it Up – Dead Toe appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:40:03

John Has a Problem – The Guys Have a Solution

3/11/2018
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John has a problem The guys have solutions The Captain doesn’t want john to have another kid Can John get a boner Kevin Smith’s heart-attack Is the captain dying? Cirrhosis symptoms Make sure to listen to next weeks show to see which solutions John choose to try Comment with Facebook The post John Has a Problem – The Guys Have a Solution appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:42:18

The Lost Tapes: Jon and John Hit Rock Bottom

3/11/2018
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THE LOST TAPES Occasionally we all can not make it for a show so we have some in the emergency box This is one of those episodes so we apologize for the topics that might have already passed Jon tell John how he hit rock bottom Putting those season passes to Sahara Sam’s to good […] The post The Lost Tapes: Jon and John Hit Rock Bottom appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:53:32

Black History Month – We Do Good Deeds

2/28/2018
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The guys celebrate Black History Month by doing good deeds The Captain helps the homeless and the blind Gary gives flowers to widows Gary and John explain Black Panther to The Captain Jules joins the show to read the Wheel of Topics Did John date a guy? Comment with Facebook The post Black History Month – We Do Good Deeds appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:44:01

Taste Test for Crazy – Thought and Prayers

2/21/2018
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Thought and Prayers don’t seem to be working Taste test for crazy Gary’s impression of the Captain Gary bought a gun The pool table incident Penis squeezing Wheel of topics – get’s uncomfortable What was the worst part of this episode Comment with Facebook The post Taste Test for Crazy – Thought and Prayers appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:37:54

Philadelphia Eagles and the City of Champions

2/10/2018
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The Eagles won the Super Bowl. We talk about the celebration with the Capitan of the Eagles fan base Punching a horse and eating horse poop Jason Kelce’s speech Is the Captain a fair weather fan Did Philadelphia burn itself to the ground? Wheel of topics More details on the penis grabbing story Comment with […] The post Philadelphia Eagles and the City of Champions appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:38:57

James Merendino Rides Again Rightwise

2/4/2018
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James Merendino joins us again to talk about his upcoming project . We get into some of today’s hottest news items We find out about another game of truth or dare between John and another guy A mind bending, heart racing , epic story involving James and a PlayStation 1 console Wheel of topics stariing the […] The post James Merendino Rides Again Rightwise appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:49:08

1st Show of 2018 – Standing up to Wipe

1/14/2018
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Our first show of 2018 Gary’s hemorrhoids need a doctor Standing up to wipe in the bathroom, the only way Gary punches his sister Anger management The wheel of topics The most fun you had last year Comment with Facebook The post 1st Show of 2018 – Standing up to Wipe appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:55:08

Happy New Year – Gary gets Sexual Harrased

1/2/2018
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We ring in the new year with hilarity! Gary get’s sexually harassed at a pool hall We find out how many beers the Captain drinks during our shows Christmas recaps – The Captain is Oprah “You get a laptop and you get a laptop!” John loses a very close friend New Years Resolutions! Cheryl tries […] The post Happy New Year – Gary gets Sexual Harrased appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:42:19

The Captain, a lot of Adderall and a trip to Florida

12/19/2017
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The Captain’s $8 haircut – John’s $29 Haircut Do you prefer a man or woman cutting your hair? Gary orders hair in his food at Sonic – The Captain sends food back How the Captain met Cheryl The Captain bangs Cheryl while her boyfriend was in “Disney Land” The Captain, a lot of Adderall and […] The post The Captain, a lot of Adderall and a trip to Florida appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:45:51

The Pot Cookie Episode

12/8/2017
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The Captain eats a pot cookie Doug stops by so John hits on him John deals with a whistler on his bus The Captain challenges us to a whistling contest Is doing wheelies cool? The captain tried a wheelie recently We rate each others gayness level Fuck, Mary, Kill – The Halfassed Podcast hosts We […] The post The Pot Cookie Episode appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:33:32

Black Friday Shopping – Happy Thanksgiving Last Week

11/30/2017
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The Captain burned his foot off There’s a baby in the Captain’s house Is it gay if it happened a 25 years ago? How was your Thanksgiving? The only Henderson left in the world Getting caught spanking it Garol Murkel gives us the wheel of topics Black Friday shopping Comment with Facebook The post Black Friday Shopping – Happy Thanksgiving Last Week appeared first on How's Your Robot?.

Duration:00:51:59