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The Important Questions Episode 58

7/18/2019
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Hey it's time for another episode. How in the fuck did we make it this far...... 1) What is way too overrated? 2) What are the weirdest business mascots? 3) What are some good overlooked benefits at different careers? 4) What are the god tier, mid tier, and shit tier of nostalgic foods? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Merch:...

Duration:01:26:09

The Important Questions Episode 57

7/11/2019
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After the holiday week off, you're probably going through some serious question withdrawals. Here to help save the day are 4 questions... 1) Are people that drive motorcycles stupid? 2) Where is the line between being gay and being curious? 3) Where is the line between being curious and being rude asking personal questions? 4) What are the god tier, mid tier, and shit tiers of midnight snacks? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once...

Duration:01:29:00

The Important Questions Episode 56

6/27/2019
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Hello my dudes and ladies and dudes. Here's the questions this week. 1) What invention would you like to take credit for? 2) What impact would Christianity have if the messiah's name was Chad? 3) How do we make epic movies less epic? 4) How do I tell everyone about my small dick? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook:...

Duration:00:53:37

The Important Questions Episode 55

6/20/2019
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Somehow at 55 episodes we haven't given up. So here's the questions. 1) What minor first world inconveniences would mean nothing to someone in a third world area? 2) How do you know you've hit rock bottom? 3) How do blind people know when they're done wiping? 4) Is swallowing cannibalism? 5) What other household appliances can be transformed with 'smart' technology, and is it even worthwhile? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once...

Duration:01:40:26

The Important Questions Episode 54

6/13/2019
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Hi boys and girls - Here are your topics this week.... Special thanks to Rich Siegel from the Private Suite Podcast for making an appearance! 1) What prizes would be given out on game shows for poor people? 2) What does it mean to be a man? 3) What are the most useless jobs? 4) How can you use being gender fluid to your advantage? 5) What are the lengths we would go to in order to not inconvenience somebody? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be...

Duration:01:46:16

The Important Questions Episode 53

6/6/2019
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We got literally four questions this week. And bonus content for sale. Listen carefully. 1) Is there anything Spencer's Gifts would not sell if legality was not an issue? 2) What are some creative ways to escape being robbed or mugged? 3) When is fat coming back? 4) What were some of the stupidest things you believed as a child? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork:...

Duration:01:13:57

The Important Questions Memorial Day Special

5/30/2019
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Citizens of America, pls enjoy this Memorial Day special consisting of 4 semi-political-americanish-something questions. And those are.... 1) Has joining the military lost its respect? 2) What would wars be like if they were fought only by the world leaders? 3) What fictional character would make the best president? 4) What would the USA be like if the president was a kid and the job worked exactly the way they thought it would? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being...

Duration:00:45:30

The Important Questions Episode 52

5/23/2019
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Bozos, here are your topics this week. 1) What pisses you off? 2) Should there be appropriate punishments in place for being a general douchebag? 3) What are the worst movies and why? 4) Why haven't we been visited by aliens yet? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content will be getting released to donors starting NEXT WEEK! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC...

Duration:01:21:16

The Important Questions Episode 51

5/16/2019
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Hello everydudes, here's some questions on the agenda today. 1) What would be the weirdest animal hybrid? 2) Does it actually ever get better? 3) Why are old people so fuckin' dumb? 4) What is the most uncomfortable feeling? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content will be getting released to donors only coming soon! Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram:...

Duration:01:20:44

The Listener Special Volume 5

5/9/2019
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Hello there. It's time to listen to your questions again. Please remember that we feed off of those questions, so continue sending them in. 1) What cocktail defines who we are? (Features reviews of really shitty cocktails we've made) 2) Little mommy, big salami? 3) What's the worst item to put through the wash? 4) What is the best type of fry? 5) What is the most supreme breakfast food? Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content will be getting released to donors only coming soon!...

Duration:01:11:19

The Important Questions Episode 50

5/2/2019
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You want to know how badly Dave prepares? There's 4 questions this week amidst eating retardedly hot sauces to honor 50 episodes, but Dave only remembers 2 of them. I'll update this once I listen back to it. But I can safely say you'll enjoy the sounds of our pain. 1) What can't sex sell? 2) What is the stupidest conspiracy theory? Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC...

Duration:01:30:47

The Important Questions Episode 49

4/25/2019
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Episode 49 Discussion Points: 1) Who would win in a fight: Tom from Tom and Jerry or Wile E Coyote? 2)How do you poop? 3) How do you deal with a clogged toilet in various societal situations? 4) How would the first time machines actually be used? 5) What would be the steps to start your own religious following? Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram:...

Duration:01:21:48

The Important Questions Episode 48

4/11/2019
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Hello podcast people. Here's your topics for the week. 1)Who has it worse: a guy with no legs or a guy with too many legs? 2) What is the most dubious MLM someone could fall for? 3) What would the modern second coming of Jesus look like? 4) What mundane parts of adulthood have been legitimately exciting? Voicemail: (815) 905-1138 Show Notes & Artwork: theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/theimportantquestions Twitter: @ImpQuestionsPDC Instagram:...

Duration:01:27:58

The Important Questions Episode 47

3/28/2019
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The best part of waking up, is dolphins in your butt. Please enjoy this special, long ass episode. The questions are.... 1) If the best part of waking up was shitty Folgers, what was the rest of that person's morning like? 2)What would "mom slogans" be like if they were put on other vices that aren't wine and coffee? 3) What animal would be the best lay? 4) What would the world be like if everybody had super powers? Also before those questions, we answer a listener question. Ultra...

Duration:01:29:13

The Important Questions Episode 46

3/14/2019
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Happy Pi Day. Please be careful who you open this episode around because Hitler's tits may be present. The questions this week: 1) How do you know if you're in love? 2) What movie would make the worst Lego reboot? 3) What Halloween costumes shouldn't be made sexy? 4) What would America be like if the white man never came? Leave us your questions on the site or call our voicemail line! We'll play them all.

Duration:00:41:31

The Important Questions Episode 45

2/28/2019
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Episode 45 features a stand in host for the week in our 4th chair. Pls don't shut us off because you hate change. If you've made it past that, here's your questions for the week. 1) How can we make mundane things extreme? 2) How can we prepare for the collapse of the US? 3) What would a fear factor reboot look like today? 4) Why does everything now require a survey, and will surveys take over the world? Call our voicemail line pls. (815) 905-1138

Duration:01:17:11

The Important Questions Episode 44

2/14/2019
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Happy Valentine's Day to all you lovers and self-lovers and depressed masturbators. May your loneliness be briefly put on hold as you hang with your 4 virtual podcast friends who like you but only as a friend. Here are the questions this week. 1) Since theoretically there are an infinite number of parallel universes with every possible reality, which alternate reality of the podcast is the weirdest? 2) What are some good ways to fuck with your coworkers? 3) What can be improved by slapping...

Duration:01:01:49

The Listener Special Volume 4

1/31/2019
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It's been a little over a year since we took your questions at home and compiled them into a new listener episode. But the wait is over - the 4th listener special is here featuring 5 of your questions and a review of Barnett's Mega Sours, claimed to be the most sour candy in the world! 1) What is the worst advice to give someone on their first date? 2) What would different animals' accents sound like if they could talk? 3) The acolytes of knowledge take the Cube Test. 4) What is the best way...

Duration:01:11:37

The Important Questions Episode 43

1/17/2019
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Episode 43 topics. 1) What is the worst new casting for superheroes in movies? 2) How do I attract birds to my backyard? 3) What products can be adopted for their medicinal value? 4) How can sex scenes in movies and TV be more like real life?

Duration:01:01:24

The Important Questions Episode 42

1/3/2019
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Episode 42 Questions: 1) What is the adult equivalent of eating your vegetables? 2) What is the next business that millennials are going to kill? 3) What is the most inappropriate time to send an edible arrangement? 4) What is the best way to make money with minimal effort and risk? Call (815) 905-1138 and be on our voicemail line. We will play every single voicemail, even if it's just heavy breathing.

Duration:00:59:47