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Anthony Jeselnik is a world famous comedian, Gregg Rosenthal is an analyst for NFL Network and they have been best friends for over 20 years. Each week, JRVP features stories from their lives, deep dives into the darkest and craziest news stories from around the world and essential recommendations to their listeners. The hilarious podcast is about friendship, family and Anthony's unquenchable desire to get Gregg in trouble with his employer and his wife.

Anthony Jeselnik is a world famous comedian, Gregg Rosenthal is an analyst for NFL Network and they have been best friends for over 20 years. Each week, JRVP features stories from their lives, deep dives into the darkest and craziest news stories from around the world and essential recommendations to their listeners. The hilarious podcast is about friendship, family and Anthony's unquenchable desire to get Gregg in trouble with his employer and his wife.

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Anthony Jeselnik is a world famous comedian, Gregg Rosenthal is an analyst for NFL Network and they have been best friends for over 20 years. Each week, JRVP features stories from their lives, deep dives into the darkest and craziest news stories from around the world and essential recommendations to their listeners. The hilarious podcast is about friendship, family and Anthony's unquenchable desire to get Gregg in trouble with his employer and his wife.

Language:

English


Episodes

Cannibal Sex Doll

1/12/2021
Anthony and Gregg discuss the Steelers loss to the Browns in the Playoffs and how Anthony put the loss into perspective. Gregg is really into Koalas all of a sudden and Anthony talks about not being able to travel to Thailand. A guy got too drunk and changed his name to Celine Dion, Armie Hammer is 100% a cannibal and a girl is robbed at gunpoint for a dog. It's not creepy to have a sex doll, but it's very creepy to break it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:01:15:44

Tayna Roberts Finger in the Butt

1/5/2021
Welcome to 2021! Anthony, Gregg and Erica recap their wild NYE stories and how a finger in a butt may have saved a life this weekend. Tayna Roberts has passed away, a 3 year old boy was abandoned in the cold before Christmas at a graveyard, and a nurse stripped their PPE to have sex with a COVID patient. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:01:13:12

The Napoleon Complex

12/30/2020
Merry Christmas! Anthony ran into Dog Walker Jesus and how Gregg kept Anthony out in his backyard for over an hour on his birthday. We break down Wonder Woman 1984 and how the hell it got made before getting into the best headlines ever: Hilaria Baldwin, a Santa stuck in power lines, and a Covid specimen in a Kohl's box, and the Nashville bomber's cryptic message. You need to listen all the way through to get to the best story of 2020. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:01:29:32

Screw You, Anthony is 42

12/21/2020
Anthony turns 42 and wanted to share some of his favorite things: zebras, sex with horses, jewish dating sites and elevator shaft deaths. Leave him a happy birthday review on apple podcasts as a gift. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:01:03:44

Iron Crotch Masters

12/15/2020
Anthony and Gregg talk about a homeless fan following Anthony and Gregg's family not leaving for the holidays. A man shot his doctor after accidentally ejaculating, China's Iron Crotch Masters fight to keep painful tradition , and the Boy Scouts create a hug booth for the elderly. Get an order of Five CBD Gummies for the price of shipping, go to GetFiveCbd.com! Ships to all 50 states! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:01:04:16

Hungary for A Neck Beard Orgy

12/9/2020
Anthony and Gregg talk about Anthony's new frustrations and stories from when Anthony studied abroad in Germany. Anthony's dog, Rummy, is struggling with some barking and Anthony needs a new hat. This episode features a politician in a gay orgy during lockdown, a man named Adolf Hitler wins an election, Roald Dahl's family apologizes to the public and aliens hiding within us. Lastly, a UK mom is cleared after having sex with a 14 year old. Get an order of Five CBD Gummies for the price of...

Duration:01:16:30

It's a Bird, It's a Page, It's a Penis

12/2/2020
Anthony and Gregg talk about their Thanksgiving weekend and give advice on how to tell your family you're moving across the country. Headlines this week are pretty mild: a penis in the sky, Elliot Page, women in men's locker rooms, American assholes, and a selling flight attendant underwear - simple. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:01:04:25

Is the Pope the Weakest Link?

11/24/2020
Anthony and Gregg are back and talk about how they're prepping for a covid style Thanksgiving. Erica's episode of the Weakest Link on NBC aired and Anthony and Gregg had a lot of questions. The Pope liked some photos he shouldn't have, Santa Claus has immunity ,and penis biting fleas all are featured during this episode. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:01:09:17

And I lust, animal

11/18/2020
This week is crazy... Anthony and Gregg get on Erica for going out of town and then tell their favorite stories from the week: Children playing with bats, women strip searched at the airport, a robot wolf, and a whale being blown to smithereens. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:01:16:35

What is a milk bath?

11/10/2020
Anthony and Gregg took a trip together and the results are hilarious. They share about their weekend and apologize to Erica for un-inviting her. This week is full of wholesome stories: Alex Trebek has his last moment on earth, a guy bathes in milk, a carrier pigeons message is found from WW1 and a heart transplant is fumbled. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:56:47

Sinkhole Full of Rats

11/3/2020
Election night is here - we cover it in depth. Coming out, Rats in NYC, Antonio Brown and a decapitated head in a recycling bin. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:57:53

Chicken: It's What's For Dinner

10/27/2020
This will be the hardest show description I've ever had to write. What does this episode of JRVP have in common? A man having sex with chickens while his wife films it, an ex nfl player sexually assaulting a babysitter, Phil Collins, and a man filming women in the bathroom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:52:27

Pro Bowl vs. Eazy-E vs. Magic

10/20/2020
Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about the hot mic situation going on in the NFL and how Anthony deserves a fly over. They reflect on times when they've had issues with each other in the past and Gregg actually has some notes. It's a depressing week, the pro bowl is cancelled, a man goes to jail for farting, a priest has sex on the altar, and a senator stuffs cash up his butt cheeks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:55:30

JRVP To Start Banning Holocaust Denial Posts

10/13/2020
We're back! Anthony and Gregg talk about their week and how the Lakers winning impacted them. Anthony has a few notes for ATC and Gregg is a total pro who doesn't need to write things down. We take it easy this week with headlines. Holocaust denial posts, machete satanic blood smears on sorority houses, and the Pope welcoming a sex offender. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:49:21

When Are They Going To Get to the Vietnamese Condom Factory?

10/6/2020
Anthony and Gregg are back to share the latest news about OCTOBER - that everyone needs to hear. Anthony needs a new pair of shorts and Gregg is dealing with a disgruntled neighbor. Cam Newton is dealing with COVID-19 and a Vietnamese Condom factory is being accused of reusing condoms. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:57:11

Feel Like I do, Teletubby Jesus

9/29/2020
Anthony and Gregg had an eventful week with the Santa Barbara zoo and a kidnapping. Jeremy Renner dropped a new EP but, we think we've outgrown that phase of our JRVP life - we're on to something bigger and better. In this episode we talk about "cakes", lesbian couples chopping people up, and a Russian Jesus. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:57:53

Pizza! Pizza! Candle! Candle! Epstein!

9/22/2020
We're back and as fresh as your mother's candle! Anthony and Gregg get back together for the season 3 kickoff of JRVP to talk about leaving Comedy Central, Girls Gone Wild, Epstein and candles. Kick back, order a pizza, and listen as we break down the funniest headlines and 20 years of friendship. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:59:46

JRVP Season 3!

9/15/2020
Season 3 starts 9/22 with new episodes out every Tuesday! Subscribe! http://bit.ly/JRVPPodcast Anthony Jeselnik is a world famous comedian, Gregg Rosenthal is an analyst for NFL Network and they have been best friends for over 20 years. Each week, JRVP features stories from their lives, deep dives into the darkest and craziest news stories from around the world and essential recommendations to their listeners. The hilarious podcast is about friendship, family and Anthony's unquenchable...

Duration:00:02:32

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu

4/28/2020
The season 2 finale is HERE. Anthony and Gregg reflect on the past two seasons and what happens next. Will there be a season 3? Will it be with Comedy Central? Is Kim Jong Un dead? So many questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:59:39

Sixty Wine and Dine

4/21/2020
Anthony and Gregg are back to discuss how they're holding up in the Quarantine and how they're keeping their sanity. Anthony loves the Last Dance documentary and is disappointed Gregg and Erica didn't watch it. An episode full of relationships with chandeliers and Frozen 2 sex logs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:51:19