The King James Virgin
Comedy
The podcast where Adam and Alan recount Bible stories from their childhoods to their friend Nick who has never heard them before.
Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
The podcast where Adam and Alan recount Bible stories from their childhoods to their friend Nick who has never heard them before.
Twitter:
@kjvpod
Language:
English
Website:
https://www.kingjamesvirgin.com/
Episodes
Solomon Threatens a Baby
12/1/2022
In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the wisest man who ever lived: Solomon. Nick learns that Alan and Adam have a firm grasp of grammar. Oh, AND WE'RE BACK(-ish) BABY!
Duration:00:37:21
None of This is Reel Trailer
3/25/2021
Nick and Adam have a new podcast: None of This is Reel! Here’s the trailer for their new show, we hope you enjoy it and come join us as we […]
Duration:00:08:31
Mary and Joseph Stay Together for the Baby Jesus
12/24/2020
In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the Christmas Story. Nick learns that Jesus is a Josh-damn little shit.
Duration:00:59:58
Capital "T" Truth with Will (an Ex-Pastor)
12/17/2020
In this episode, Nick, Adam, and Will discuss “truth” and it’s various meanings. Nick learns that Will and Adam still have some lingering feelings about their lapsed beliefs.
Duration:00:44:24
G.K. Chesterton: Pillars of Conservatism - Part 4
12/10/2020
In this episode, Nick tells Adam about turn of the century religious writer G. K. Chesterton. Nick learns that Adam has very strong feelings about C. S. Lewis fans.
Duration:00:58:30
Pat Robertson: Pillars of Conservatism - Part 3
12/3/2020
In this episode, Nick tells Adam about conservative TV personality Pat Robertson. Nick and Adam learn than real life Bond villains might actually exist!
Duration:01:03:19
Jerry Falwell: Pillars of Conservatism - Part 2
11/26/2020
In this episode, Nick tells Adam about conservative religious leader and political activist, Jerry Falwell. Nick learns that Adam's idea of turn-ons might be broader than first imagined.
Duration:01:05:17
Car Episode: 90s Christian Culture
11/19/2020
In this episode, Alan and Adam talk about their experience growing up in the 90s in the church. The two of them learn that maybe Alan being in charge of his brother’s church clothes inspired an eventual career.
Duration:00:24:35
Russell Kirk: Pillars of Conservatism - Part 1
11/12/2020
In this episode, Nick tells Alan and Adam about the author of The Conservative Mind, Russell Kirk. Everyone learns “paleo” has more than one obvious reference, and that Ren Faires need to be consensual.
Duration:00:39:42
Evie's Catholic Corner: Pope Hats (Corrected Audio)
11/5/2020
In this episode, Evie tells Alan, Adam, and Nick about the Papal headwear. Everyone learns that sometimes when the Pope says he wants to be less fancy, what he really means is, “I want a lighter hat”.
Duration:00:43:38
Evie's Catholic Corner: Pope Hats
11/5/2020
In this episode, Evie tells Alan, Adam, and Nick about the Papal headwear. Everyone learns that sometimes when the Pope says he wants to be less fancy, what he really means is, “I want a lighter hat”.
Duration:00:43:38
Abraham & Isaac Bond (and then Have an Awkward Ride Home)
10/29/2020
In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Abraham and Isaac. Nick learns that child murder is in the eye of the beholder.
Duration:00:41:54
Isaac & Ishmael: The Monotheist Gets Polyamorous
10/22/2020
In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Abraham, Sarah, Hagar, and how the three of them tried to do God’s work for him. Nick learns that sometimes you’ve got to give up a little skin to get a new name.
Duration:00:42:48
Abram Has a Hot Wife/Sister
10/15/2020
In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Abram’s (aka: Abraham) early life. Adam, Alan, and Nick learn that maybe Abraham made his millions from donkey futures.
Duration:00:38:18
Hells Bells: Nick and Adam Watched a Doc, Part 2
10/8/2020
In this episode, Nick and Adam watch the second half of the documentary: Hells Bells: The Dangers of Rock’N'Roll. Nick learns that maybe Pan was a lot more common in the 70s than he is today.
Duration:01:06:16
Hells Bells: Nick and Adam Watched a Doc, Part 1
10/1/2020
In this episode, Nick and Adam watch the first half of the documentary: Hells Bells: The Dangers of Rock’N'Roll. Nick learns that Adam is SUPER triggered by the ridiculous content of late-80s conservative rhetoric.
Duration:00:46:12
Judith is Not Lilith
9/24/2020
In this episode, Nick tells Alan and Adam about Judith AND Lilith. Nick learns that Alan puts in a ton of work, and does not envy him.
Duration:00:37:15
Ranking Sin with Will (an Ex-Pastor)
9/17/2020
In this episode, Adam and Nick talk to Adam’s friend Will about sin. Adam and Will learn that Nick’s lack of religious upbringing was even better than they assumed.
Duration:00:57:28
David is Undignified (and Uzzah Dies)
9/10/2020
In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about David dancing before the lord (and Uzzah kicking the bucket). Adam and Alan learn that Nick sometimes offends his customer’s sensibilities.
Duration:00:44:31
Psalms 23: David Plays the Harp and Jacob Plows
9/3/2020
In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Psalms 23. Nick learns that “praise band” can be a triggering phrase.
Duration:00:34:17