The Lost Tales of Adventuring
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023 – Bortoks Thousand Strangers
Last time! Chris plummeted from 50 feet in the air but somehow managed to survive. With or without Chris the gang had to fight on to stop this evil ceremony. Unfortunately Kevo was left to do much of the fighting himself while Skyler and Guy got into a dick punching fight. Mid fight the arch nemesis of Kevo Bortok reveals himself and they have a battle of taglines, to which we all lost. With some yelling and arguing Livi and Plop find a health potion and attempt giving it to Chris to...
022 – Is That Smuckers!?
With a completely unexpected intelligent decision our friends discovered archers protecting the ceremony from high above, but not without Chris attempting an overzealous drop kick that sends him over an edge 50 feet off the ground. Is Chris falling to his death? Will this battle be our heroes last? What kind of evil is happening here. Time to find out.. in another episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring.
021 – Do You Have Any Pubes We Can Use?
Last time! Our friends took their sweet ass time going down some stairs where Kevin ruined a stealth attack. After getting some new armor, jewels and other belongings our friends came across a prisoner shackled to the wall. Cautiously approaching they came to meet Guy Dumonde a soldier sent to clean up the mess of Aegonik the mage.
020 – Sooooo Racist
Previously our friends attempted an ambush of guards protecting a dungeon Livi had visions of. Once eliminating everyone above, the group heads to the dungeon below. With caution, experimentation and dumbass luck our friends found a way through. There is still more dungeon to go but will they make it? Can Kevin ever touch his rod again?
019 – The “Only Two” Tunnel
After procuring some horses from the old residents of dewhurst our friends began the march back to the ravaged town. On the way they encountered a group of Druids that learned of their pyromania and sentenced them to death. Then one of the druids turned on his own cutting down his mates. Once the druids were killed the traitor druid turned out to be none other than the wretched one, Mr. Kevo! With the help of Claude the group used a covert nature path to sneak back to Dewhurst preparing an...
018 – These Arent the Druids Youre Looking For
After shopping in Darkfall to get some more legit items our friends made it to the old Mayors house to investigate the disappearance of the gnomes. With some scrappy detective work and Olivias sweet amulet they have discovered the location of an old nemesis... Bortok the goatman! So its time to gather the troops and return to Dewhurst on this new episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring.
017 – How Much For the Nature Rod?
After escaping the overrun town of Dewhurst our heroes returned to Darkfall. Now with its new leader, and princess, our friends may have a new home base. Dewhurst residents needed a way to integrate into the town so Andrea conducted intense bureaucratic maneuverings with Irving Black and her two oil boy servants... much to the shock of her compatriots. Skylers determination to find Kevin and rod now drives our friends to examine the crime scene where the gnomes disappeared.
016 – The Battle of Dewhurst
With the help of a healer and the incredible accuracy of Skyler, Olivia was saved from certain death by something referred to as a sprout. Chris made enemies with a local of the village and Olivia quickly recovered from her injury. Once given an opportunity to relax for one moment our friends learned much from Irving black only to be interrupted by underground dwelling monsters who burst from the ground.
The Lost Tales of Adventuring 014 – Crandon The Chill
Recovering from a multitude of betrayal our heroes were thrown in the torturous dungeons of the goblins. A kind gesture from Livi came back to help our heroes with Graug the troll. Then they escaped, then went back for more, then escaped again! Finally to encounter Crandon the wizard!
The Lost Tales of Adventuring 008 – The Demon of Darkfall
One of our new gnome friends has found a demon! What will our characters do!? Die brutally? make sexual advances? Will Darkfall be destroyed? All of the above? Tune in mofo!
The Lost Tales of Adventuring 007 – 3 Gnomes
After the shitshow that was Aegoniks castle, our heroes meet a trio of gnomes that may lead them down another path.
The Lost Tales of Adventuring 003 – Aegonik & Fizztan
Our characters have made it to the castle of Aegonik the mage and have some more digging to do if they’re ever getting home.