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The Luke and Pete Show

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Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe and revel in the discovery of where each one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it.

Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe and revel in the discovery of where each one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it.

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United States

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Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe and revel in the discovery of where each one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it.

Language:

English


Episodes

A Milky Affair

10/29/2020
On today’s episode, Luke put on his NASA hat as he discusses the current asteroid over-probing pandemic. The boys then talk capital punishment and whether or not heinous crimes such as pooing into McDonald’s bags should carry such a penalty. Finally, we explore airport conspiracy theories and sour cream sauce entrepreneurs. All this topped off by Luke MILKING a story of his days working in ASDA’s dairy aisle. Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and...

Duration:00:33:48

Has a vet ever operated on you?

10/26/2020
On today’s episode, we hear about Luke’s pumpkin exploits and we get stuck into some special boat service chat. We also hear what’s been described as ‘the most depressing email ever’ from a listener who’s been operated on by a vet and Pete’s got some horrific admissions about what he’s been doing with superglue. Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Duration:00:30:58

Inhaling our own toxins!

10/22/2020
On today’s episode, Luke rinses Pete for his truly shocking dietary habits. The boys discuss the focus on black pain in various provider’s Black History Month collections. They also examine the slippery slope that is QAnon and debate what exactly drives people to believe such outlandish conspiracy theories. Plus, Luke and Pete debate the ethics of getting pissed at work and finish strong with strange (and accurate!) taxidermy animals. And Pete wants everyone to look up gibbons....

Duration:00:33:27

J-League Batteries

10/19/2020
On today’s show, Pete endures public shaming for his more questionable online purchases, including a realistic latex mask of an old man that did not arrive as pictured! The boys also talk the finer points of Guy Ritchie’s The Gentlemen, critique some of its shocking cockney accents and dissect Luke’s movie night ritual. Also on the show, emails galore! One listener sparks a discussion about the exorbitant prices of dog knee surgery and there is a disconcerting amount of chat surrounding...

Duration:00:34:26

Chicken satire

10/15/2020
Doctor Donaldson and Professor Moore are here to enlighten you with more profound interrogations of the world around us. As Stan the t-rex skeleton is sold to a private collector, what are the chances he will end up at a London car boot? What is the true etymology of ‘awooga’? And why did Kim Jong-un burst into tears this week? If the late Cretaceous period is a little before your time, the chaps revisit 90s TV classics Gladiators and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. There is also an email...

Duration:00:31:05

An uncomfortable collection of twigs

10/12/2020
Luke and Pete are back with more weird and wonderful conversation! Pete explains how he ended up concealing sixty wrestling figures in a farmer's field after a bizarre car boot shopping spree at the weekend. There are also more tales of work truancy and the pair dream up a Youtube channel for Luke’s dad that would quite simply be the most wholesome thing on the internet. Plus, they discuss how Buster Bloodvessel came to live on a narrowboat. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out...

Duration:00:35:05

You want that sock back, mate?

10/8/2020
Luke and Pete are back with a particularly poo-heavy half hour. Luke marvels at cats’ theatrics when doing their business, while Pete outlines his dog’s peculiar case of constipation. Luke tries to rescue proceedings by probing Pete’s die-hard love for steampunk. The pair also reminisce about celebrity visitors at school, with Pete momentarily convinced that the Pope once came to Hartlepool. But one emailer recounts a far, far better cameo than that. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and...

Duration:00:35:49

Sniffer dogs are taking over

10/5/2020
With grand piano and candelabra on hand, Luke and Pete talk pop culture divas. There’s also more chat about unnervingly effective sniffer dogs - and what exactly would Pete sniff out if he had a more powerful nose. Pete also tells of his extremely unlucky quest for a drink and the boys discuss some more cracking dildo-themed emails. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Duration:00:31:58

The Grand Central Terminal man cave

10/1/2020
On today’s episode, Pete talks about a group of railway workers who got caught red handed making a man cave at work. Meanwhile, Luke explains why he’s reluctant to use a Kindle and we celebrate the news about dogs with the ability to detect covid. Also on the show, we explain the concept of meat raffles and reminisce about the classic noughties documentary ‘Britain’s Toughest Pub’. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Duration:00:35:09

Two old men yelling at clouds

9/28/2020
On today’s episode, Luke and Pete are putting the fashion world to rights. Bum bags, flip flops and the new Man United kit are all being dissected this week. We’ve also got some more on the rumour about razor blades inside waterslides and we’re hearing from a disgruntled listener who asked his girlfriend to describe him using crisp flavours. Make sure you get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and if you missed it, go and check out last Thursday’s episode ‘The Crappening’ to hear about...

Duration:00:32:17

The Crappening

9/24/2020
It’s another Jim Campbell special! We’ve got some more news on Jim’s eccentric dad and an incredible story about Extinction Rebellion protestors ‘going floppy’. Also on this episode, Jim’s telling us about his night terrors and Luke’s indulging in some extra-terrestrial chat, which Pete usually doesn’t let anywhere near the Luke and Pete Show studio. All that, plus a brilliant email from a pilot who lost his wedding ring AND the story we’ve all been waiting for: THE CRAPPENING! Luke...

Duration:00:43:59

The Luke and Jim Show!

9/21/2020
It’s Jim Campbell’s long overdue debut on the Luke and Pete Show! Whilst Pete’s on holiday in an unknown destination, Jim’s filling in and you’ll be unsurprised to hear that he’s taken to talking nonsense with Luke like a duck to water. On this episode, Luke and Jim are talking about some of their favourite childhood memories, including hearing Nirvana for the first time, going to waterparks and facing assault courses. There’s also a brilliant email from a listener who was taught by...

Duration:00:40:41

Drinky drinky falling over person

9/17/2020
Luke’s still in Scotland, so once again Pete had the pleasure of Chris Tilly’s company for today’s episode! The topics discussed include Chris falling over drunk, the video game character Max Payne and tardigrades. Also on this episode, Chris and Pete have an email from an ‘anonymous illegal rave whistle blower’, there’s a new beer drinking activity to be debated and Pete tells Chris about Daniel Lambert, an 18th century man who weighed 52 stone. Make sure you check out Chris’ podcast -...

Duration:00:33:28

A sexed up ET

9/14/2020
Luke’s off gallivanting in Scotland! So for today’s episode, Pete is joined by Clash of the Titles’ host: Chris Tilly. Consequently, there's a whole load of film chat, including dodgy K-Pax merchandise, 80s action classics and weird novel adaptations. Also on this episode, Chris and Pete chat about the time Pete ate some mystery meat sent to him by a listener and the boys also discuss a piece of Russian facial recognition software that Pete’s been using… The emails have been flooding in!...

Duration:00:32:23

A fare skipper banged to rights

9/11/2020
Pete’s been caught red-handed skipping train fares and Luke’s got a story about a suspicious looking sandwich being mistaken for heroin. Also on today’s show: school nurses, a cherub getting a particularly unsavoury body graft and niche movie merchandise. Get stuck in at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! ***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. It means a lot and makes it easy for other people to find us. Thank you!*** See acast.com/privacy for privacy...

Duration:00:38:44

Liquid nitrogen in a Yakult

9/7/2020
On today’s episode, we’re talking about the work of John Cage, what makes a good roast dinner and why Pete is not to be trusted with the company credit card under any circumstances. Also on today’s show, we’ve got an email from a listener who swallowed his wedding ring and is desperately clinging to the Luke and Pete Show for guidance. All that, as well as Clapham Junction, pregnancy tests and a church organ. ***Please rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your...

Duration:00:34:43

Fry us an egg, mate

9/3/2020
Welcome to Thursday's edition of The Luke and Pete Show. Your hosts, er, Luke and Pete obviously, are here to entertain you for half an hour or so to help you procrastinate, delay the inevitable, or see you through your commute/run. Yeah, we see you. We know exactly what you're up to. On today's episode we take time to pay tribute to the great Chadwick Boseman after he sadly passed away over the weekend, we debate the best and worst office practices, and we hear about a novel way of frying...

Duration:00:35:59

Breakbeat rewind

8/31/2020
Welcome to a brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Our two eponymous villains are here once again to run the rule over whatever takes their fancy on the world's least-focused podcast. This week, Luke bought a piece of old hardware from his mate at a train station and as a result has suffered a couple of electric shocks. It's almost as if Pete is a bad influence on him. There's also talk of a rave in Thetford Forest that Pete *did not* organise despite reports to the contrary, and...

Duration:00:37:56

A victim of a milky hate crime

8/27/2020
Today’s episode is quite the menagerie - Luke and Pete hear news on the baby gorilla born at Bristol Zoo and we talk about a Greenland shark who’s lived for almost four hundred years. Plus, we’ve got a discussion about a Satanic peadophile death cult, Luke has some info on the Japanese credit card crisis, Pete tells a story about the Ninja Museum and we hear from a listener who got in some real trouble on his trip to Death Valley! The emails we’re getting at the moment are top tier, keep...

Duration:00:31:18

A few too many red flags

8/24/2020
On perhaps the most mental Luke and Pete Show to date, there’s a nose and ear trimmer live on the show and Pete’s boasting about the A* he achieved in RE GCSE. There’s also a whole load of Jackass nostalgia, a rant about school and an email about someone who’s been to Death Valley! Plus, there’s an excellent neon sign which has been spotted in Cambodia and a lot of bitching about Stakhanov’s fine employees. It’s all over the place today, just how it should be! Get in touch at...

Duration:00:30:18