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The Morning Show with Paul Horton. More of our segments and talking points from each morning. We like to stay positive and share stories about our lives and what's going on in the world today, even though sometimes, those things are far from positive. We are upbeat and love to have fun. On Mondays, we "Tell You Something Good". On Tuesdays, we reach into our "Mix Bag of Q's" On Thursdays, we get creative and cultured with, "Haiku Thursdays". We also have recurring segments like, "You Cannot Be Serious", "Florida Man", and our favorite, "Who's The Better M" - Melissa and Major battle it out, trivia style!

The Morning Show with Paul Horton. More of our segments and talking points from each morning. We like to stay positive and share stories about our lives and what's going on in the world today, even though sometimes, those things are far from positive. We are upbeat and love to have fun. On Mondays, we "Tell You Something Good". On Tuesdays, we reach into our "Mix Bag of Q's" On Thursdays, we get creative and cultured with, "Haiku Thursdays". We also have recurring segments like, "You Cannot Be Serious", "Florida Man", and our favorite, "Who's The Better M" - Melissa and Major battle it out, trivia style!
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The Morning Show with Paul Horton. More of our segments and talking points from each morning. We like to stay positive and share stories about our lives and what's going on in the world today, even though sometimes, those things are far from positive. We are upbeat and love to have fun. On Mondays, we "Tell You Something Good". On Tuesdays, we reach into our "Mix Bag of Q's" On Thursdays, we get creative and cultured with, "Haiku Thursdays". We also have recurring segments like, "You Cannot Be Serious", "Florida Man", and our favorite, "Who's The Better M" - Melissa and Major battle it out, trivia style!

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@mix1033mgy

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334-240-9274


Episodes

21: Kick Back Ranch 1st Year Anniversary Day, Sept 15th

9/9/2019
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Jerry Todd, from Kick Back Ranch, came by to talk about their first year anniversary celebration for September 15th. A great day of music, food, and fun. Get in touch with Kick Back Ranch on Facebook for more info.

Duration:00:06:05

20: August 29, 2019 Show - Haiku Thursday, Professor Alright, August Song EP, Better M with Michael Jackson, Adulting

8/29/2019
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*(:24) - Showbiz Highlights - Professor Alright, Alright, Alright, John Travolta and drag Queens, Bradley Cooper looks like Jeff Foxworthy *(3:20) - August Song, Extended Play - The Masked Singer and Dancing With The Stars *(7:05) - Survey Says - Social Media posts and your workplace *(11:05) - Better M - It's Michael Jackson's Birthday, so we're naming his top hits. *(13:30) - Haiku Thursday *(15:49) - Adulting - How much of an adult are you, based on what an adult should do? *(19:12) - One...

Duration:00:22:32

19: 71st Annual Greek Labor Day BBQ & Pastry Sale

8/28/2019
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Gus, from Chris' Hot Dogs stopped by to talk about the 71st Annual Greek Labor Day BBQ & Pastry Sale happening this Monday, September 2nd, starting at 9am. Make sure to drop by and get yours early. 1721 Mt Meigs Rd, Montgomery, AL

Duration:00:03:00

18: The Apple Card, Football Is Here, A Sweet Love Story, Better M - Hug Your Sweet Heart, Downton Countdon

8/23/2019
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*(:15) Showbiz Highlights - Mr T pities those with Mr T Weed, Taylor Swift re-recording her old music, a Golden Girl Puppet Show is touring the country, not recommended for kids. *(2:22) The Apple card - It's fancy, uppity, and not able to come in contact with denim and leather. *(5:08) College Football - Begins this weekend with the Guardian Credit Union FCS Kickoff at Cramton Bowl *(8:55) Awwww - A man in Scotland with dementia falls in love again with his wife, and remarries her. *(10:45)...

Duration:00:17:13

17: Mac McAnally Interview - The Poarch Band of Creek Indians Bicentennial Concert

8/23/2019
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Mac McAnally, who will perform a benefit concert at the Alabama Shakespeare Festival with special guest John Paul White, has won CMA Musician of the Year for an unprecedented 10 years. The Red Bay, Alabama native has been elected to the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame, the Mississippi Musicians Hall of Fame, and Alabama Music Hall of Fame. One of the country’s top songwriters. He has written hits for Alabama, Jimmy Buffet, Kenny Chesney and Sawyer Brown, and has studio credits that...

Duration:00:05:38

16: Cesar Milan's Dogs Go Number One, Standing For Meetings, National Failures Day, Better M, Downton Countdon, Haiku Thursday, Emotional Intelligence

8/15/2019
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*(:38) - Cesar Milan, The Dog Whisperer, says his dogs get joy from going number one all over the world. Chrissy Teigen botoxed her armpits. * (3:18) - Standing For Meetings - Richard Branson says that a sure fire way to make sure meetings are not too long - everyone stand up during. * (5:10) - National Failures Day - we can learn from our failures, so we shouldn't be afraid to try new things and even fail. * (8:26) - Better M - National Best Friends Day. Name the Songs About Friends *...

Duration:00:20:15

15: Don't Touch The Monkey, It's Hot, The Impossible Whopper, Better M, The August Song, and Wedding Weekend

8/9/2019
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* (:18) - Don't Touch The Monkey - Showbiz Highlights - A girl was bitten by a monkey in Wayne Newton's former home. Dora The Explorer is out this weekend. And someone is suing Lady Gaga for "Shallow" tune similarity. * (3:05) - It's Hot! - Cops in Texas post on Facebook to please stop committing crime because it's too hot. * (6:01) - The Impossible Whopper - Melissa tries it and gives her take. * (9:20) - Better M - It's National Hand Holding Day, so, we're playing, Name the Hand Song *...

Duration:00:20:10

14: Good News Bad News, 90210 Is Back, Preposterously Loquacious Verbiage, Popular TV Opening Themes, Wedding Day

8/7/2019
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* Good News Bad News - Would you rather hear good news or bad news first? Most want the good news first. * 90210 Is Back (2:50) - We didn't watch Love island last night, but we might have to tune in to 90210. It's back tonight with all the older gang. * Better M (4:54) - We play, "Preposterously Loquacious Verbiage" - Give the definition of some of the craziest words. * Favorite TV Opening Themes (9:27) - We hear the Top 5 list of recently voted, best TV Show Opening Themes. * Wedding Day...

Duration:00:14:36

13: Dodgeball, National Cotton Candy Day, Avocado Day, Love Island Update, & The Catchelor

7/31/2019
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* (3:12) - Dodgeball Is Dangerous - A ten year old was arrested and charged with assault in a dodgeball game that went wrong. * (6:36) - Well, Duh! - It's shark week and a guy was bitten by a shark in murky, bait filled water. Well, duh!! * (9:18) - Better M - It's National Cotton Candy day, so we're gonna play - You're So Sweet! * (12:00) The Internet Is A Crazy Place - It's Avocado Day. Here's a song that will surely work on your nerves. * (15:18) - Love Island & The Bachelor Update -...

Duration:00:21:54

12: The Laugh Track, Replacing Anything with Shark, Better M - New Phone Who Dis, Gym Annoyances, Moving Halloween

7/26/2019
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* (2:33) Laugh Tracks - The Morning Show needs all the help it can get, and apparently, laugh tracks, like used on television, work. * (5:25) - Duke & Duchess in Balmoral - Harry is taking great care of Meaghan. The Queen loves Balmoral, which sounds like a pack of cigarettes, but isn't. * (9:03) - Better M - New Phone, Who Dis? Naming the Voice * (13:41) - Gym Annoyances * (17:30) - Moving Halloween - Some companies would like to move Halloween to the last Saturday in October, rather than...

Duration:00:23:44

11: All About The Movies, Mix Bag of Q's, Lion King Facts, And Your Favorite Movie Quotes

7/23/2019
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* (2:42) - Can You Feel The Love Tonight? Lion King Facts & Trivia * ( 6:42) - I'm Kind Of A Big Deal. Once we all get our Anchorman/Ron Burgundy quotes out of the way, we open up the Mix Bag of Q's to ask, "What Movie Quotes Do You Say A Lot?" * (9:50) - Better M - Name the Summer Movie? * (13:30) - Tom Hanks in A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood. Someone mashed up Tom Hanks as Mr Rogers & Forest Gump having a conversation. * (16:11) - Listener comments on Social Media with their favorite...

Duration:00:28:08

10: The Old Morning Show - The Face App, Target Has Halloween Decorations and Costumes Now, Better M - Name The Summer Song, Jack & Rose and The Door, More Face App

7/17/2019
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* Showbiz Highlights - There will a 4th Thor, Time's Most Influential Internet People * (3:00) The Face App Part 1 - What we'll look like when we're older. Some of us are not hating it. Others might hate a little. * (6:19) Halloween - Target has already put Halloween decorations and costumes in the store. You can get ready early. The Morning Show is beginning to plan to up our Halloween from last year. Time to eat candy! * (10:00) Better M - Name The Summer Song. Spoiler alert: Major won. *...

Duration:00:24:30

9: Haiku Thursday, Kanye With A Sneaky Idea, A Moana Mistake, Cash On Atlanta Highway, Better M Bowdler Day, High Pitched Deterrent, Michael from Hope Inspired Ministries

7/11/2019
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* Showbiz Highlights - Taylor is the richest, but Kanye is on the way up with a sneaky idea. * (2:30) A Moana Mistake - A Georgia mom got a surprise when ordering an ice cream cake. * (5:15) An armored truck lost most of its cash on a busy Atlanta Highway. * (8:47) Better M - It's Bowdler Day. Can you recognize some famous quotes that have been censored? * (11:52) High Pitched Deterrent - A Pennsylvania Park uses high pitched tones to deter 13-25 year olds from hanging around after hours. *...

Duration:00:31:57

8: Brawl at ToonTown, Mix Bag of Q's - How Long Is Your Morning Routine? Better M - Cow Appreciation Day - Chick Fil A Trivia

7/9/2019
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* Showbiz Highlights - Anderson Cooper, Samuel L. Jackson, Chris Rock, and Forky Recall. * (2:40) Brawl at Disneyland's Toon Town. It's a small world after all. Apparently, one family brought their grievances to the happiest place in the world. Mickey isn't happy. * (5:25) How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? What is your morning routine? * (9:00) Who's the Better M? It's Cow Appreciation day, so, we're going to play a very moo-ving trivia game about Chick Fil A. * (20:56)...

Duration:00:24:05

7: American Redneck Day, An Arkansas Dad's Daughter's Wedding Fundraising Idea, Don't end Up With Lefty As Your Nickname, Taco Bell Tortilla Shortage, All The Words to The National Anthem

7/3/2019
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* An Arkansas Dad had a great fundraiser idea to raise money for his daughter's wedding. Paul wished he'd though of it. (2:40) * Make sure to be safe on July 4th and don't wake up on the 5th with the nickname of "Lefty". (6:05) * Better M - American Redneck Day. We're playing, "I Think I hear Banjos" - Name the Redneck Movie. (9:37) * On this American Redneck Day, along with, Compliment Your Mirror Day, we give you some positive Redneck mirror affirmations you can use. (12:11) * Taco Bell is...

Duration:00:18:09

6: Mix Bag of Q's, Favorite Patriotic Movie, Yellow Jackets in Alabama, National Eat Your Beans Day, Bathing Suits for Pool Season, and Tea Bags For Your Sneakers

7/2/2019
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* There are huge Yellow Jacket Super nests in Alabama that you need to be aware of. (2:37) * Mix Bag of Q's, with July 4th close, what's your favorite patriotic movie. (6:21) * For The Better M - it's National Eat Your Beans Day. So, naturally, bean trivia and Silence of the Lambs trivia. (9:45) * Joey Chestnut, The Hot Dog Eating Champ, will gain 24 pounds in 10 minutes. (12:15) * July 4th means pool season. Just make sure to wear your bathing suit the correct way. (15:25) * Our July Song...

Duration:00:24:52

5: Paul Rudd in New Ghostbusters, The Queen and Her Royal Acerbic Wit, Naming Famous Pauls, and Bad Smells.

6/28/2019
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Showbiz Highlights with Paul Rudd in the new Ghostbusters. Duke and Duchess - Trailer Trash Spoof with Meghan. The Queen and Meghan are BFF's with their acerbic wit.(3:26) The Better M and naming the Famous Pauls. (7:27) Tom Holland's mom still treats him like a kid. (10:28) Bad smells make us smarter. (13:56)

Duration:00:20:59

4: Haiku Thursday, Open Mics That Should Be Off, The Better M - Sunglasses Day, Showbiz Highlights, Joey Chestnut, & Good Handshakes

6/27/2019
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Something went berserk in Pascagoula, but not a squirrel. Pascagoula put up a historical marker of an alien abduction from 1973. The first Democratic Debate started with a goof. Mics were left on from the show's opening. Mistakes were made. Heads will roll. (2:55) The Better M, with Sunglasses Day (7:03) Showbiz Highlights and Zombie Tidal Waves (10:12) Haiku Thursday (13:00) Joey Chestnut and Hot Dog Eating Championship (15:10) And How To Handshake (18:10)

Duration:00:21:18

3: Mix Bag of Q's, Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk, I Love Rock and Roll, Bad Bad LEON Brown

6/25/2019
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In our Mix Bag of Q's for today, we're talking about songs that you might hate, but at the same time, make for a great morning alarm, mainly because you hate it so much you have to hurry and turn it off. Paul's daughter and husband, Alyssa & Jeremiah, have Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk as a wake up call. They try to turn it off before, "Turn it up some!" Major apparently dislikes "I Love Rock and Roll" and there's a little confusion when it comes to "Bad Bad Leroy(Leon) Brown.

Duration:00:18:31

2: A Pacifier Eating Dog, Chihuahua's & Cigarettes, Bieber & Cruise Fight, Better M on 30th Anniversary of Batman Release, World's Ugliest Dog

6/24/2019
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A vet found 19 pacifiers in a dog's stomach. Melissa's chihuahua picks up packs of cigarettes. The Justin Bieber/Tom Cruise Fight may be on. It'll probably have Run Burgundy street fight rules - no touching of the face and hair. It's the 30th Anniversary of the 1989 Batman Movie release - The Better M Trivia. And we talk about Scamp, just crowned, The World's Ugliest Dog

Duration:00:18:02