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A mockumentary podcast that follows fictional Premier League club Ashwood City FC. Think The Thick Of It meets The Office meets the circus of Premier League football! "Crying laughing at the first episode here" "Very interested in learning more about the club Robbie Keane supported when he was younger" "Love this podcast, so funny! Woody is a legend" This podcast is a serial, begin at episode 1.

A mockumentary podcast that follows fictional Premier League club Ashwood City FC. Think The Thick Of It meets The Office meets the circus of Premier League football! "Crying laughing at the first episode here" "Very interested in learning more about the club Robbie Keane supported when he was younger" "Love this podcast, so funny! Woody is a legend" This podcast is a serial, begin at episode 1.
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United Kingdom

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A mockumentary podcast that follows fictional Premier League club Ashwood City FC. Think The Thick Of It meets The Office meets the circus of Premier League football! "Crying laughing at the first episode here" "Very interested in learning more about the club Robbie Keane supported when he was younger" "Love this podcast, so funny! Woody is a legend" This podcast is a serial, begin at episode 1.

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English


Episodes

Episode 035 - Finale: Part 2

5/13/2019
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The game is underway. The only thing standing between Ashwood City and Europa League football is Fulham FC. Woody is still nowhere to be seen as the tentative first half draws to a close. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional voices: Lucinda Shaw Directed by: Adam Jarrell Created by: Joel Emery Adam Jarrell Oliver Dowling Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This...

Duration:00:23:35

Episode 034 - Finale: Part 1

5/6/2019
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The takeover is under threat with an unexpected victory at Leicester City. With other league results in their favour, Ashwood find themselves in 7th and currently qualifying for the UEFA Europa League; which would cancel the sale due to the current ownership's stipulations on European football. Patrick Nolan is left to find a way to ensure the deal goes through and the chances of finishing 7th are quashed. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris...

Duration:00:24:56

Episode 033: Oman Where Art Thou

4/29/2019
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An immediate and unprecedented breakthrough in the future of Ashwood City as Omani billionaire Mohamed Al-Zawi prepares a £615m bid for the club. With the news spreading fast, Ashwood Head Coach Rod Meadows is preparing for life under the new regime. Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Elliot Gindi as Mohamed Al-Zawi Directed by: Adam Jarrell Created by: Joel Emery Adam Jarrell Oliver...

Duration:00:21:10

Episode 032: Thrown to the Wolves

4/22/2019
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Whilst attending a team bonding week Patrick recounts to Woody his latest foray with Gary Briggs during the Easter weekend's victory against Wolverhampton Wanderers. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Directed by: Adam Jarrell Created by: Joel Emery Adam Jarrell Oliver Dowling Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. This is a work of fiction. Any...

Duration:00:26:59

Episode 031: Masters of the Universe

4/15/2019
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Patrick has met with Ashwood City owner Hutch Lewis at the US Masters in Augusta, Georgia to decide the future of their relationship and the club. Joining him on the business trip are Jess Tate and Chris 'Woody' Woodall who are taking in some of the golf that's on offer. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Rhys Tees as Hutch Lewis Additional voices: Lucinda Shaw Nalan Burgess Vanessa Emery Directed by: Adam...

Duration:00:22:44

Episode 030 - War Games

4/8/2019
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Off the back of the defeat to Liverpool; Ashwood are dealing with the fallout from Willy Amadou's celebration in which he used the corner flag to simulate gunfire. With the club under scrutiny, it would seem Patrick is going about his normal business in trying to throw Chief Operating Officer Gary Briggs under the bus. Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Additional voices: Alex Marshall Thomas...

Duration:00:24:27

Episode 029: Singing in the Rain

4/1/2019
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With enormous pressure mounting on the club, Patrick has seen an opportunity to win over the support of the ownership by adapting Head Coach Rod Meadows negative tactics. Leading the playing-style negotiations is Chris 'Woody' Woodall; as the Sporting Director and Suspended Chairman attempt to have a say on what happens on the pitch. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Directed by: Adam Jarrell Created by: Joel...

Duration:00:31:28

Episode 028: The Ides of March

3/18/2019
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Patrick offers his conditions to withdraw as Chairman and return as Chief-Executive under Hutch's ownership. With the board refusing his offer, Patrick looks to take vengeance on their upcoming home fixture against Newcastle. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional voices: Nalan Burgess Lucinda Shaw Luke Stevenson Rhys Tees Directed by: Adam Jarrell Created by: Joel Emery Adam...

Duration:00:26:29

Episode 027: From Borussia With Love

3/11/2019
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Ashwood City are looking to entertain various potential corporate clients and sponsors for next season; permitting Premier League survival. As the club look to send staff on various networking trips - Jess and Woody have made their own personal excursion to a more prestigious venue. Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Directed by: Adam Jarrell Created by: Joel Emery Oliver Dowling Adam...

Duration:00:22:17

Episode 026: An Englishman, An Irishman and A Scotsman

3/4/2019
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An Englishman, An Irishman and A Scotsman walk into a Barcelona training camp... Ashwood City send Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall to convince club hot prospect Javier Cabello to return to England and fulfill his schoolboy contract. Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Paul Bullion as Ethan Jones John Walsh Brannoch as Colin Walsh Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Additional voices: Lucinda Shaw Directed by: Adam Jarrell Created by: Joel Emery Oliver Dowling Adam...

Duration:00:22:15

Episode 025: Tour de Farce

2/25/2019
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After being suspended from the club, Patrick is exploring ways to get back into power. Old friends in low places secure him a meeting with a lawyer to assist. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall George Still as Geoff Monroe Episode Produced & Directed by: Paul Waggott Created by: Joel Emery Oliver Dowling Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content...

Duration:00:20:17

Episode 024: A Domestic Coup

2/11/2019
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Gary Briggs, the newly appointed Ashwood City Chief Operating Officer is finalising his contract along with Alex Morrison, a Marketing Director, as the club add key additions to their office staff. The new arrivals however; struggle to fit in with club stalwarts Jess Tate and Chris 'Woody' Woodall. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison Additional voices: Rhys Tees Created by: Joel...

Duration:00:21:54

Episode 023: You Can't Win Anything With Kids

2/4/2019
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Ashwood City have gone viral thanks to a racially motivated incident in a local McDonald's. Jess has arranged a trip to the Ashwood Children's Hospital to provide some much needed PR and connection with the young fanbase. In an effort to spread the joy; Patrick has arrived with some gifts from the club shop. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional voices: Lucinda Shaw Rhys Tees Created by: Joel Emery Oliver...

Duration:00:23:35

Episode 022: Deadline Day

2/1/2019
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The Ivan Lloyd deal is in its final moments and the Ashwood City hierarchy contend with the unexpected appearance of Liverpool midfielder Harry Weaver in their staff car park. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional voices: Lucinda Shaw Rhys Tees Created by: Joel Emery Oliver Dowling Adam Jarrell Episode produced by: Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This...

Duration:00:20:15

Episode 021: Cheques, Spies, Videotape

1/21/2019
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A leaked disgruntled conference held with the written press by Rod Meadows hits home following suspicious activity during a sports science program at the training ground. Tension is rising at the club as the likelihood of selling Ivan Lloyd suddenly becomes very real. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional voices: Lucinda Shaw Luke Stevenson Joel Emery Created by: Joel Emery Oliver Dowling Adam...

Duration:00:23:17

Episode 020: Staff Announcement

1/14/2019
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Back-to-back wins have put Ashwood into 14th and now they face the prospect of Crystal Palace at home. Pre-match, Ashwood are looking to announce a major new signing and have hired a specialist events company for the announcement. Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Nicola Kill as Kate Sinclair Created by: Joel Emery Oliver Dowling Adam Jarrell Episode produced by: Helena Doughty Edited by: Adam...

Duration:00:22:59

Episode 019: El Crapico

1/7/2019
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It's time for the FA Cup Third Round and The Kent Derby. Off the back of an encouraging run under new manager Rod Meadows the Ashwood City bus is stopped in its tracks outside Priestfield Stadium in Gillingham as the local crowds block its approach. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Created by: Joel Emery Oliver Dowling Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery For information regarding your data privacy, visit...

Duration:00:21:16

Episode 018: The Christmas Special One

12/24/2018
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MERRY CHRISTMAS The Offensive will return on Monday 7th January with an FA Cup special. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Rhys Tees as Hutch Lewis Oliver Dowling as Benedict Rice Denis Michallet as Felix Grosjean Joel Emery as Dan Watson Created by: Joel Emery Oliver Dowling Adam Jarrell Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel Emery WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some...

Duration:00:40:53

Episode 017: The Transfer Committee

12/17/2018
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With the transfer window opening in just over two weeks and with a new Head Coach lined up to replace the struggling Felix Grosjean; Ashwood are conducting their annual transfer committee. Amidst the chaotic player recruitment and research, Patrick is looking to sign his player that will secure funds for Thomas Fell and ensure Patrick receives 15% of the club for a cut price. Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Additional...

Duration:00:20:40

Episode 016: I'm A Chief Exec... Get Me Out of Here

12/10/2018
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As Ashwood are drawn against Kent rivals Gillingham in the FA Cup third round; Patrick has gone AWOL from the club as he attempts to close in on his purchase of the Ashwood City shares. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Maude Hirst as Elaine Keller Additional voices: Joel Emery Oliver Dowling Created by: Oliver Dowling Adam Jarrell Joel Emery Edited by: Adam Jarrell Executive Producer: Joel...

Duration:00:21:27