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Born amidst salt and smoke...Beneath a bleeding star... Just off the Long Island Expressway... The Princes That Were Promised discuss the History of Westeros and The Known World. Join John and Seannie-Wan as they share their thoughts and observations for beginners and novices to #GRRM's 'A Song of Ice and Fire,' including analysis of the TV adaptation 'Game of Thrones' and all production news for HBO's Earth-shattering series. Any update to the break-neck speed of #GRRM's writing that trickles from the void, or any fantasy/science-fiction property of Royal interest can also be the topic of Royal conversation. Bend the knee and swear fealty to: The Wardens of Long Island, The Watchers on the Couch, The Lords of Chit-Chat-- The Princes That Were Promised Visit The Red Keep at ThePromisedPrinces.ActionPackedPodcasts.com Call the Banners at Facebook.com/ThePromisedPrinces Send a Raven @PrincesPromised Visit The Westerosi Companion at https://theprincesthatwerepromised.com/

Born amidst salt and smoke...Beneath a bleeding star... Just off the Long Island Expressway... The Princes That Were Promised discuss the History of Westeros and The Known World. Join John and Seannie-Wan as they share their thoughts and observations for beginners and novices to #GRRM's 'A Song of Ice and Fire,' including analysis of the TV adaptation 'Game of Thrones' and all production news for HBO's Earth-shattering series. Any update to the break-neck speed of #GRRM's writing that trickles from the void, or any fantasy/science-fiction property of Royal interest can also be the topic of Royal conversation. Bend the knee and swear fealty to: The Wardens of Long Island, The Watchers on the Couch, The Lords of Chit-Chat-- The Princes That Were Promised Visit The Red Keep at ThePromisedPrinces.ActionPackedPodcasts.com Call the Banners at Facebook.com/ThePromisedPrinces Send a Raven @PrincesPromised Visit The Westerosi Companion at https://theprincesthatwerepromised.com/
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Born amidst salt and smoke...Beneath a bleeding star... Just off the Long Island Expressway... The Princes That Were Promised discuss the History of Westeros and The Known World. Join John and Seannie-Wan as they share their thoughts and observations for beginners and novices to #GRRM's 'A Song of Ice and Fire,' including analysis of the TV adaptation 'Game of Thrones' and all production news for HBO's Earth-shattering series. Any update to the break-neck speed of #GRRM's writing that trickles from the void, or any fantasy/science-fiction property of Royal interest can also be the topic of Royal conversation. Bend the knee and swear fealty to: The Wardens of Long Island, The Watchers on the Couch, The Lords of Chit-Chat-- The Princes That Were Promised Visit The Red Keep at ThePromisedPrinces.ActionPackedPodcasts.com Call the Banners at Facebook.com/ThePromisedPrinces Send a Raven @PrincesPromised Visit The Westerosi Companion at https://theprincesthatwerepromised.com/

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Episodes

Breaking Wind... of Winter (Sp29)

11/13/2018
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On the eve of the release of... like... the 3rd major A Song of Ice and Fire publication since A Dance With Dragons that isn't titled "The Winds of Winter," #TPTWP find themselves struggling to identify a strange and uncomfortable feeling that overwhelms their Royal Persons re:ASoIaF. The Promised Princes sought out mental health professionals for help, and they did their own Royal Research into "Human Feelings" and "Human Emotions," so as to identify what this feeling was. The conclusion...

Duration:01:10:13

A Freaky Doctor, Record Emmy Wins, and Scary Spoilers... Maybe... (Sp28)

10/12/2018
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The Final Episodes of HBO's Game of Thrones feel like they arbe years away. The Royal Wait is growing worse than the wait for Season 6B of The Sopranos, but it beats waiting around for the "Book" that What's-His-Name claims to be writing (montly #GRRM-bashing quota met!). The Royal Mantra is to enjoy the wait for Season 8 because once it arrives, the series will be over before The Royal Realization comes. Essentially, this is the sweet spot- the time to feel good that The Final Episodes are...

Duration:01:07:55

The Mormonts You Know/ The Mormonts You Don't Know (15.2)

9/24/2018
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All of the Noble Houses of Westeros celebrate their own Lore- stories of heroic deeds by ancestors whose names are well-known not only by their descendants and vassals to their House but by nearly all Great and Noble Families throughout Westeros, as well as the smallfolk of The Realm. That is to say, all Noble Houses celebrate their Lore except House Mormont of the exceptionally boring Bear Island; a House which seems to have no Lore whatsoever. The Maesters and The Citadel have a difficult...

Duration:00:46:59

Wood and Fish and Bears, Oh My (15.1)

9/13/2018
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What makes Bear Island, the seat of House Mormont, such a special place? Is it the endless amount of trees? No. Every keep and village in the North has trees. Is it the infinite fish that swim the waters surrounding Bear Island, there for the taking to feed the smallfolk? No. Fish are found in all the waters around The Known World. Is Bear Island special because of the tremendous amount of wood it produces? Surely wood is a resource that Bear Island can produce better than any other...

Duration:00:23:40

Chit-Chat-Mania, Brother! (Sp27)

8/22/2018
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The Lords of Chit-Chat talk Hulk Hogan, Tony Schiavone, Conrad Thompson, and professional wrestling as they continue their world championship run of analyzing HBO's #GoT news during this current extended period of time when there really is no #GoT news to analyze; and, as it pertains to the normal content of #TPTWP Podcast, plain ol' irregular conversation. WARNING! FOR HERE BE SPOILERS!!! SPOILERS INDEED FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of Ice and Fire AS WELL AS ALL TELEVISED...

Duration:00:58:13

Disney Star Wars Means to Murder... (Sp26)

8/5/2018
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As it was during the difficult years of their Royal puberty, John and SeannieWan had heard the ridiculous talk among those that knew little to nothing of things that were important. It was the talk by these uneducated acquaintances that created rumors of sequels to the Star Wars Trilogy... rumors that somehow reached the frozen dead ears of Walt Disney as he layeth in purgatory and awaiting the technology to return his black soul to the Earth. When word of the prequels reached the Royal...

Duration:00:37:22

The Night Has Been Fairly Dark, Thank You For Asking (Sp25)

7/22/2018
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SPOILERS!!! FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of Ice and Fire AS WELL AS ALL TELEVISED EPISODES OF HBO'S Game of Thrones... Born amidst salt and smoke- Just off the Long Island Expressway- Beneath a bleeding star... The Princes That Were Promised chime in with their Royal-A** opinions of the Game of Thrones prequel shows that are seemingly all in production! What happened?!? It has a bit to do with HBO's new owners- America OnLine! What? Yup. AOL. Well... TimeWarner technically...

Duration:00:54:33

Living and Dying In Westeros Lite (Sp24)

6/17/2018
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Herein layeth the Official Royal predictions, or perhaps the Royally Official predictions, of #TPTWP re: the fate of the remaining characters going into Season 8 of HBO's 'Game of Thrones.' Join John and SeannieWan as they make officially official which characters of Westeros Lite will still be among the fictional living at the end of Season 8 and which characters will be dead both fictionally and never really lived non-fictionally. SPOILERS!!! FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of...

Duration:01:14:33

A Catelyn of Swords (14.3)

5/24/2018
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SPOILERS!!! FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of Ice and Fire AS WELL AS ALL TELEVISED EPISODES OF HBO'S Game of Thrones... Born amidst salt and smoke- Just off the Long Island Expressway- Beneath a bleeding star... Be it in bad taste to say that Catelyn Stark's narrative in #ASoIaF comes to a screeching halt? Mayhaps you feel it is if you are a big fan of Lady Catelyn. However, if you are a big fan of Lady Catelyn, this is likely not a podcast you will enjoy listening to. That...

Duration:01:40:14

A Catelyn of Kings (14.2)

5/16/2018
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SPOILERS!!! FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of Ice and Fire AS WELL AS ALL TELEVISED EPISODES OF HBO'S Game of Thrones... Born amidst salt and smoke- Just off the Long Island Expressway- Beneath a bleeding star... Catelyn Stark made some key decisions during the first volume of ASoIaF. These decisions brought not just her House and her family to the brink of war and then beyond, but they also worked to tear apart the seems that were holding the Realm together. Each successive...

Duration:01:22:09

A Catelyn of Thrones (14.1)

5/2/2018
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SPOILERS!!! FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of Ice and Fire AS WELL AS ALL TELEVISED EPISODES OF HBO'S Game of Thrones... Born amidst salt and smoke- Just off the Long Island Expressway- Beneath a bleeding star... The Promised Princes are The Wardens of Long Island. The Wardens of Long Island know a whole lot about Westeros and the people that make up the nobility of Westeros. In particular, The Wardens of Long Island- John and SeannieWan- are quite accustomed to the...

Duration:01:25:31

Wait... Tywin and Hoster Did What??? (M.26)

4/18/2018
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SPOILERS!!! FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of Ice and Fire AS WELL AS ALL TELEVISED EPISODES OF HBO'S Game of Thrones... Born amidst salt and smoke- Just off the Long Island Expressway- Beneath a bleeding star... The Princes That Were Promised make a pit stop on the Catelyn Stark Memorial Highway- a (fake) highway with tolls every 20 yards, as well as poorly engineered tressels and footbridges that are built so low the tops of SUVs are damaged and 20 car pile-ups occur...

Duration:00:15:54

Teach Your Children Well, Hoster Tully! (13.2)

4/11/2018
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SPOILERS!!! FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of Ice and Fire AS WELL AS ALL TELEVISED EPISODES OF HBO'S Game of Thrones... Born amidst salt and smoke- Just off the Long Island Expressway- Beneath a bleeding star... ...and so The Princes That Were Promised journey down a familiar road full of rage upon which the fine line between the necessity for foolishness to move forward the story and the awe at the finely written thoughtlessness of one noble lady, in particular, is...

Duration:01:09:20

Hook, Line, and Sinker (13.1)

3/20/2018
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SPOILERS!!! FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of Ice and Fire AS WELL AS ALL TELEVISED EPISODES OF HBO'S Game of Thrones... Born amidst salt and smoke- Just off the Long Island Expressway- Beneath a bleeding star... ...and so The Princes That Were Promised journey down a familiar road full of rage upon which the fine line between the necessity for foolishness to move forward the story and the awe at the finely written thoughtlessness of one noble lady, in particular, is...

Duration:00:59:16

NotAPod...cast II: Revenge of The Winds of Winter (Sp23)

3/13/2018
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SPOILERS!!! FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of Ice and Fire AS WELL AS ALL TELEVISED EPISODES OF HBO'S Game of Thrones... Born amidst salt and smoke- Just off the Long Island Expressway- Beneath a bleeding star... What began as a minor irritation has blossomed into an anger that cannot be contained within the royal birthplace of such a strong and heavy feeling. Thus and so, The Princes That Were Promised, a.k.a. The Lords of Chit-Chat, bring a thunderous and inspired Chit-Chat...

Duration:00:34:00

Jaime's Head on a Weirwood (P.2)

3/6/2018
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SPOILERS!!! FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of Ice and Fire AS WELL AS ALL TELEVISED EPISODES OF HBO'S Game of Thrones... Born amidst salt and smoke- Just off the Long Island Expressway- Beneath a bleeding star... Another episode of Prophecies, Dreams, and Visions, another prophecy, dream, or vision for discussion! This episode, #TPTWP take a look at Ser Jaime Lannister and the oddly prophetic dream he has as he rests his weary head upon the trunk of a weirwood tree. The...

Duration:00:32:58

The Newer News for February 2018 (Sp22)

2/27/2018
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SPOILERS!!! FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of Ice and Fire AS WELL AS ALL TELEVISED EPISODES OF HBO'S Game of Thrones... Born amidst salt and smoke- Just off the Long Island Expressway- Beneath a bleeding star... Tho hath madeth it cleareth that tho needeth thine news to be e'en newer than new. Thus and so, thy Promised Princes delivereth the Newest News of all... John and SeannieWan throw down the Royal hypothesis as per the information being received via the clearly...

Duration:00:34:41

Dragons Everywhere (P.1)

2/20/2018
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SPOILERS!!! FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of Ice and Fire AS WELL AS ALL TELEVISED EPISODES OF HBO'S Game of Thrones... Born amidst salt and smoke- Just off the Long Island Expressway- Beneath a bleeding star... Tho hath chosen wisely and forged thineself upon the very anals of history! This is the first edition of the new series of podcast episodes from The Princes That Were Promised. This series takes a close look at the many prophesies that dwell among the written words of...

Duration:00:14:39

The New News for February 2018 (Sp21)

2/13/2018
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SPOILERS!!! FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of Ice and Fire AS WELL AS ALL TELEVISED EPISODES OF HBO'S Game of Thrones... Born amidst salt and smoke- Just off the Long Island Expressway- Beneath a bleeding star... Tho art young and hip. Tho wanteth not thine news to be old and ancient. Tho wanteth thine news to be new! Here layeth thy New News! Tho Grandmother dost not understand this news! John and SeannieWan bring you all the latest from the lethargic world of George R. R....

Duration:01:13:00

The Lost Jedi (Sp20)

1/31/2018
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SPOILERS!!! FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of Ice and Fire AS WELL AS ALL TELEVISED EPISODES OF HBO'S Game of Thrones... IN ADDITION TO ALL THE ASoIaF AND GoT SPOILERS, THOU SHALT BE ROYALLY EXPOSED TO STAR WARS SPOILERS... ALL RELEASED EPISODES. Born amidst salt and smoke- Just off the Long Island Expressway- Beneath a bleeding star... John and SeannieWan have been on an extended vacation. However, it wasn't a vacation so much as it was the opposite of a vacation and involved...

Duration:00:48:53