The Secret Life of MILFs

Nicole is an educator, a former sorority girl, an overall amazing woman and the August MILF of the Month! She joins Aimee and the MILFs discuss their college days, education, fostering and how Nicole is raising a tiny army of social justice warriors.

The Secret Life of MILFs will be taking a break from weekly episodes until September. Tune in July 4th and August 1st for full length MILF of the Month epsiodes. “I think it’s important to take a break, you know, from the public eye for a while, and give people a chance to miss you. I want longevity. I don’t want to get out there and run myself ragged and spread myself thin.” - Aaliyah

The Secret Life of MILFs is thrilled to introduce June MILF of the Month: Michele! Our guest kept it real and really funny this week as she recorded her episode from the driver's seat of her minivan. The ladies discussed their offspring, why Michele goes hard on Halloween and what it was like to learn the sexy art of Chairlesque dancing. Michele also had a unique childhood growing up as a CODA (Child of Deaf Adults). She shares some hilarious and insightful stories from her past and how she became an advocate for the Disability Rights community and a sign language interpreter.

There are no words.

It’s all about the Post Divorce Hoe phase this week as we meet newly single MILF Alex. The ladies discuss what it’s like growing up in a religious home in the south, being a teen mom, and best of all, Alex’s adventures in getting d*cked down. Our girl has been on the hunt for all the BDE and even met fellow SLOM listener “G” live and LITERALLY in the flesh!! Stay tuned because there’s no doubt we’ll be following up with Alex for a juicy Part 2!

It’s the desensitization of Heather this week as Aimee introduces a fellow coworker in chaos that is an elementary school in 2022. We chat about the effects the pandemic has had on parenting, bond over our shared love of cats and most hilariously discuss the fact that Heather can’t say the word “p*ssy” without giggling. It’s immersion therapy this week on The Secret Life of MILFs…we’ll get this girl screaming “p*ssy” from the rooftops before you know it!

To celebrate Mother’s Day, The Secret Life of MILFs is proud to introduce the woman who literally grew one of your favorite MILFs from scratch: Aimee’s mom Pam! This episode may be a little more sentimental (and significantly less dirty) but Mama Pam doesn’t dodge the hard hitting questions…even if the answers are “hypothetical.”

It may have been outside her comfort zone, but our May MILF of the Month understood the assignment. Shakyma has such a self assured and confident vibe about her, that anyone could learn a thing or two from her no nonsense attitude. She’s the perfect mix of seriousness and spice...and any woman who blasts music like she does while driving a straight up MILF Minivan speaks to my soul.

Please give a warm SLOM welcome to a legit MILF Of All Trades and Aimee’s soul sister: Marcie! Marcie joins Aimee this week to share some incredible life experiences. Growing up in a religious fundamentalist community she dealt firsthand with toxic purity culture and all of the patriarchal bullshit that comes along with it. Her personal journey to come out is inspiring and we can’t thank her enough for sharing her story.

Sometimes we all need to take a step back and focus on what's really important. So this quickie episode will tide you over until Aimee and Lindsey are back into a regular recording schedule. In the meantime, enjoy some classic ridiculousness from your favorite MILFs.

Lindsey is not right on top of that, Rose! We are all hands on deck to support our favorite Midwestern glamazon during her MILF-life crisis! She's feeling like a Jackass stunt in human form on the precipice of her Joker origin story, so be gentle or she might go for the jugular.

You heard Kelsey Walker's incredibly touching story on Monday (and hopefully have bought her book by now!) But Wednesdays are for Hump Day Treats and ridiculous rapid fire questions for our featured MILF of the Month. Turns out our soul sister Kelsey has some spicy stories that will make your jaw drop and eyes pop! Contact Kelsey Walker https://www.fromthegreendesk.com/ @from_the_green_desk Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/from_the_green_desk/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kelsey.huston.9 Get Kelsey’s Book “Face Everything and Rise” https://www.amazon.com/Face-Everything-Rise-Kelsey-Walker/dp/B09MYXXHSW/ref=sr_1_4?crid=21D6CICJ58GTU&keywords=book+kelsey+walker&qid=1648515653&sprefix=book+kelsey+walker%2Caps%2C64&sr=8-4

To celebrate a year filled with memorable MILF content, the ladies have officially kicked off their MILF of the Month series! Aimee and Lindsey are thrilled to introduce their 2022 April MILF of the Month: Kelsey Walker. Kelsey has a deeply moving story to share about her experience with abortion, PTSD and the loss of her sweet baby, Hope. We discuss her memoir, the non-profit she started, and how she found the strength to rise and become a women's rights advocate. Kelsey is the epitome of a badass MILF and we are so thankful to have been able to amplify her voice. Please visit her website to see how you can support women who are suffering as a result of abortion, child, infant or pregnancy loss. Contact Kelsey Walker https://www.fromthegreendesk.com/ @from_the_green_desk Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/from_the_green_desk/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kelsey.huston.9 Get Kelsey’s Book “Face Everything and Rise” https://www.amazon.com/Face-Everything-Rise-Kelsey-Walker/dp/B09MYXXHSW/ref=sr_1_4?crid=21D6CICJ58GTU&keywords=book+kelsey+walker&qid=1648515653&sprefix=book+kelsey+walker%2Caps%2C64&sr=8-4

Cheers to one year of the OG MILFs being your hoe-stesses with the most magnificent mommy milkers on either side of the Mississippi! Aimee and Lindsey introduce the upcoming concept of highlighting a MILF of the Month to get some fresh MILF meat in the rotation (because how many times can we listen to Lindsey solicit someone to scissor?!) Tune in for some silly sexy questions and a lot of laughs on another #MILFMonday.

Uncork your favorite bottle, unbutton your pants, and join your favorite MILFs After Dark for another round of Game Night! Find out who gets an audition or not with a few rounds of Smash or Pass? Then find out who gets a callback with a not-so-quickie round of Who Would You Rather?: The Johns. The gals wind down with their attempt at telepathically communicating via Mind Meld and try to match words (spoiler alert: it all comes back to scissoring!) Do not miss this episode or you won't know the secret MILF handshake!

May this episode act as a warning shot to men who end up in the DMs of our listeners. Please do not use our followers list as a hunting ground or face certain roasting by our MILFs (even *if* one of them tells you she sleeps naked!) Not wanting to just chalk this up as the price of doing business as a pretty girl on the internet, Aimee and Lindsey verbally tar and feather this can of spam because they are "terrible, terrible people!" Hey, if it walks like a Nigerian prince and it DMs like a Nigerian prince, it just might be a Nigerian prince. Plus an update on Lindsey's work shenanigans and a follow up on a listener situation that involved her kid maybe seeing her taco? It's spicy - you don't want to miss this episode! Please give Aimee some pity likes by following her @aim_for_the_heart on TikTok and she will love you forever!

The ladies are straight up not having a good time mah dudes. In this catch up episode, it’s very much a love letter to the tune of “F*ck you Corporate America. P.S. Your Education System Sucks.” Cause if you can’t joke about it, what’s the point?? Aimee may or may not be sexually harrassing her new TikTok friend in the mere existence of this episode alone, and the MILFs have a clash of the Midwest/East Coast pronunciation of Colorado. Colo-RAD-O? Or is it Colo-ROD-O? Send help. Oh, and your Paramount + password.

The real question this week may be: Can the MILFs have a conversation that doesn’t include scissoring? The short answer is a resounding NO. As per usual the ladies take a hard left somewhere and descend into scissoring insanity. Scissoring, seriously? Or seriously scissoring? You be the judge.

...or did she?! Aimee recounts her first experience purchasing some marijuana now that it's legal recreationally in New York. Maybe she accidentally bought herself a bushel of weed... In her defense, math is hard!

What better way to celebrate our 50th episode and Galentine’s Day than a sex toy review?! Lindsey shares her (alleged) karmic plans to close the abuse cycle with a sociopathic ex-boyfriend while Aimee’s on standby with money for bail. The MILFs then share their personal collections and describe which toy makes them squirm, scream and squirt. Because let’s be honest, the world is a better place with more sex in it…either solo or with partner(s)! Mary Sucking Vibrator/ OGSucking Vibrator https://www.tracysdog.com/collections/sexy-toys/products/2-in-1-g-spot-vibrator-with-clitoral-sucking Little Sucking Vibrator https://www.tracysdog.com/collections/suck-me-up/products/2-in-1-sucking-vibrating-vibrator Luna Rabbit Vibrator https://www.tracysdog.com/products/artificial-diamond-luna-rabbit-vibrator?_pos=4&_sid=1148edea2&_ss=r Lovense Nora https://www.lovense.com/rabbit-vibrator?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=nora&gclid=Cj0KCQiA0p2QBhDvARIsAACSOOPxV9fsFMe-u3C08ahYjwK9G9YkLZ5rDSuhFAyPz4qk95ahYBFC5CgaAkO7EALw_wcB PlusOne Vibrating Ring https://www.amazon.com/PlusOne-Vibrating-Ring-Tantalizing-Pound/dp/B07HB7V4FV Original Magic Wand https://www.amazon.com/Original-Magic-Wand-Essentials-Massager/dp/B01DCHMIF2/ref=sr_1_52?crid=F1XSADSM6NFC&keywords=small+rabbit+ears+clit+sex+toy&qid=1644681171&s=hpc&sprefix=small+rabbit+ears+clit+sex+toy%2Chpc%2C149&sr=1-52 Aimee’s Amazon Version of The Magic Wand https://www.amazon.com/Luna-Rechargeable-Personal-Wand-Massager/dp/B07YVQC4DR/ref=sr_1_4?crid=2EPZ0LM3VVAZF&keywords=magic+wand&qid=1644681196&s=hpc&sprefix=magic+wand%2Chpc%2C108&sr=1-4 Aimee's "Barbie horse saddle" model is nowhere to be found...but this is close! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09G2D3KW2?linkCode=ogi&tag=cosmopolitan_auto-append-20&ascsubtag=[artid|10049.a.13036581[src|[ch|[lt|