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The Secret Life of Weddings is a Canadian podcast co-hosted by professional wedding photographers Lisa Mark & Rebecca Lozer. We feature unbelievable but true wedding stories! If you love drama, gossip & Bridezillas this show is for you!

The Secret Life of Weddings is a Canadian podcast co-hosted by professional wedding photographers Lisa Mark & Rebecca Lozer. We feature unbelievable but true wedding stories! If you love drama, gossip & Bridezillas this show is for you!

Location:

Canada

Description:

The Secret Life of Weddings is a Canadian podcast co-hosted by professional wedding photographers Lisa Mark & Rebecca Lozer. We feature unbelievable but true wedding stories! If you love drama, gossip & Bridezillas this show is for you!

Language:

English

Contact:

4166627495


Episodes

Ep 169 - I want a divorce!

4/6/2021
It’s our petty party divorce spectacular! Hear about the world’s pettiest and most contentious divorces we could find this week on The Secret Life of Weddings podcast! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at...

Duration:00:48:45

Ep 168 - Costumed Weddings, Fake Elopement & The Sex Offender

3/23/2021
Costume weddings . . . what if you showed up and you were the only ones dressed up? Would you just die or just roll with it and take photos for money? Also a fake elopement that lasts for YEARS until they’re outted like it’s no big deal . . . ummm wtf? Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday!...

Duration:01:04:31

Ep 167 - Hawaiian Dress Code Snitch and MIL Wears a Bridal Gown … Because She Found It On Sale

3/9/2021
A woman who insisted on a ridiculous dress code for her Hawaiian weddings is PISSED OFF when he request goes viral. But this woman is so crazy she actually holds a polygraph party just to out the snitch! Also, just because a wedding dress is on-sale doesn’t meant you should wear it to my wedding . . . RIGHT MIL?! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on...

Duration:01:10:42

Ep 166 - Banging Brenda, Haemorrhoid Harry & Lingerie Lucy

2/23/2021
A woman gets accused of using too much toilet paper during her divorce… okay. And what happens when you combine divorce lawyers and big beefy men? Find out today on The Secret Life of Weddings! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support...

Duration:00:53:32

Ep 165 - Tony The Omelet Chef Pastor, Divorce Spam Revenge & Just Buy The Damn Horse Already!

2/10/2021
This week on The Secret Life of Weddings - crazy mothers are running wild! We also have some fun & fast wedding stories this week that will make you LOL. We also help a Squeem with urgent advice about her videographer who she just discovered has only terrible reviews! Should she cancel? Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at...

Duration:00:46:14

Ep 164 - Retirement Home Reception & STOP - I’m Not Wearing Pants!

1/27/2021
A crap venue full of old folks, a groom who has no boundaries, a Double D’s update featuring Jessie and Maya - it’s a GOOD one! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group...

Duration:01:00:37

Ep 163 - Custom Wedding Gown Do’s & Don’ts and Why Heroin & Weddings Don’t Mix

1/12/2021
Our super cool listener & wedding dress designer Paul writes in with some killer Do’s and Don’ts you should know when having a custom wedding gown designed by a professional. We hear some happy news from a couple we formerly featured on the show, as well as lots more wild weddings! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at...

Duration:00:37:34

Ep 162 - A Very Painful Christmas, Santa’s Golden Shower & Grandma Called Me a Prostitute

12/15/2020
It’s our holiday 2020 special! A listener elf tells us what it’s like to deal with total idiots while helping take Santa photos. Another Squeem tells us a nightmarish Christmas tale about her husband and a major injury that happened in the stupidest way ever! And lots more holiday hilarity! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at...

Duration:00:59:21

Ep 161 - A Face-Kickin’ Good Lap Dance, Thanksgiving Cheaters & Much Love From Mary Kay

12/1/2020
We talk old men and young women - why’s it a thing? A listener who got Covid has a photographer who apparently doesn’t believe that Covid is REAL! Should she fire the photographer ahead of her postponed wedding date? A Squeem tells us how she got a crazy surprise when she was walking down the aisle, and we hear about the most messed up Thanksgiving ever. Why? It’s full of cheating spouses! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every...

Duration:00:57:30

Ep 160 - Warring Bridesmaids, Duelling Dates & That Ain’t Juice On Your Lap

11/18/2020
A listener asks if she should ditch her wedding party because the bridesmaids are fighting. A bride tells us about her horror show of a wedding, from the bad father of the bride speech to the obnoxious family member who takes off his shirt at the reception (barf). Two sets of friends deal with duelling wedding dates due to Covid complications and a listener tells us a classic teenage dating tale in Double Ds about embarrassing period problems . . . all ladies have been there! Get 10 FREE...

Duration:00:34:10

Ep 159 - A Spooky Wedding Night Visitor, Teeny Weeny Peeny & Nothing Says Love Like Puke Socks

11/3/2020
Halloween may have been this past weekend but this week a listener tells us about her wedding night and how a ghostly solider came to visit! Is a “teeny weeny peeny’ a deal breaker? Find out why it’s not for one couple, and then discover why nothing says true love quite like having puke socks. Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at...

Duration:00:48:36

Ep 158 - Creepy Ancient Wedding Traditions, Ghost Groom Strangler & MIL Haunts A Listener

10/20/2020
Things get spooky this week on the Secret Life of Weddings! It’s Halloween, and we get to hear all about super creeptastic ancient wedding traditions. We chat Halloween / haunted weddings - great idea or terrible idea? A listener writes in with an absolutely terrifying tale about a Ghost Groom who attacked her for years and we even hear about Rebecca’s recent real life horror story where she ended up doing her best Linda Blair impersonation! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on...

Duration:01:17:16

Ep 157 - Paying Your Partner For Sex, Twin Trouble & The Fat Swan Saga Pt. 2

10/6/2020
Is it acceptable to pay your wife for sex if you’re getting what you want? A woman’s Fiance takes her dress to show his mom and sister, but what happens next will make you SO angry! A listener asks for advice on how she can politely discourage her step-dad from attending her wedding. A mom plays matchmaker for her daughter and when she runs into her twin’s boyfriend while out on a date, hilarity ensues. Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free...

Duration:01:08:02

Ep 156 - The Ex-Wife Name Game, The Spiteful Ring Bird & The Fat Swan Saga Pt. 1

9/22/2020
A Squeem writes in for advice because her sister chose someone else as her maid of honour - should she confront her about it? A best man doesn’t live up to his title when he repeatedly calls the bride by the ex-wife’s name! A wedding photographer tells us about when she was a newbie and asked her friend to second shoot for her, which quickly ends in disappointment. A bird causes chaos, more wedding photographer stories & a new saga begins this week! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes...

Duration:00:51:03

Ep 155 - The Naked Wedding Crasher, The Mom Test Drive & Dress Fitting Photo Leak

9/8/2020
A naked (and apparently well-known musician!) crashed a wedding ceremony and gives the bride & groom a little something extra . . . A bride’s family has a very unique tradition where the groom dates her mom and even rent a hotel room together - and the groom is NOT down with this . . . And a terrible bridesmaid posts a photo of her friend’s wedding dress from the pre-wedding fitting to social media and tagged the groom - LAME! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus...

Duration:01:01:20

Ep 154 - RSVP Math +1 = 21? Dating During Covid & Emo Tinder Disaster

8/25/2020
A guest replies with their RSVP, and adds 20 additional people to their +1 invitation?! This week we tackle questions and advice requests from listeners including someone whose Maid of Honour decides she can’t attend the wedding and then cancels the Air BNB which is the wedding venue! A Squeem writes in to enlighten us about dating is like during a pandemic, and tons more this week on The Secret Life of Weddings! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release...

Duration:01:00:52

Ep 153 - Top 5 Anti-Bridezilla Tips, Time Travel Elevator & HELP! My MIL Tried To Kill Me!

8/11/2020
A listener asks us to list our top 5 ways to avoid becoming a dreaded Bridezilla! A Squeem writes into the Am I The Douche Canoe segment with the question about whether she’s at fault in her friendship which is imploding due to overlapping wedding dates, and we hear about the most INSANE mother-in-law story in the history of our show! And sure, you thought your MIL was evil . . . but did she POISON YOU?! But WAIT! This story gets even STRANGER and you won’t BELIEVE the ending! Get 10 FREE...

Duration:01:03:56

Ep 152 - Grandma Garter Jealousy, Photo Booth Groper & “TAKE OFF HER PANTIES!”

7/28/2020
A bride’s mom gets super jealous over grandma making a handmade lace garter for her daughter, the bride - so she demands the elderly grandma make one for her too! Uh, weird. We hear some terrible wedding speeches (always a fun time) and tons more terrible wedding stories including one about a photo booth groper! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at...

Duration:00:50:04

Ep 151 - The Red Dress, Ways To Piss Off Your Caterer & The Tickets Were Already Booked!

7/14/2020
A listener writes in to ask what to do . . . her husband cheated and the woman will be at a family wedding! Should she attend? A sexy red dress makes wedding news this week - is it fair to the bride for a guest to wear it to a wedding? And we flashback to a listener’s wedding . . . did she stay with her husband after everything that happened? And finally want to know how to seriously piss off your caterer? Find out this week on The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast! Get 10 FREE additional...

Duration:01:05:36

Ep 150 - God’s On The Phone, The Minister Dates The Bride & She ‘Sploded!

6/30/2020
Find out how God called a groom during a wedding ceremony. We hear about a father who fined his daughter after she ruined her aunt’s wedding dress. Is he right or wrong for his punishment? And tons of amazing wedding cringe moments you’ll never be able to unhear. Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your...

Duration:00:57:37