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Battlefield Earth… Rigggghhht

Please. Travolta. Scientology. Garbage.


Love and Saucers featuring JayZippo

Every time Jay Zippo comes on the show, he one ups himself with horrible choices. In this episode we tackle our first documentary, Love and Saucers, about a guy who claims he’s had encounters (mostly sexual) with aliens for over 50 years. Along the way he gets milked, has children, and works at a deli one shift per week. This episode features an incredible amount of apathy by Aaron, space pontification by Rob, Dustin is… Dustin, and Jimmy is giddy. Part standard Upchuck fare, part science...


Feb 22, 2018 Aaron off the cuff

Aaron rambles on about a ton of content he’s consumed of late after a frustrating day and evening. Taylor Sheridan films, actors you can’t stand but acknowledge a good performance from, and a lot more Jake Gyllenhaal than he likes to admit.


Blade Runner 2049 - Incept Date Off the Cuff

**This pod opens with a promo from our good friends The Subject Tonight - give them a follow and a listen! A rambling, all over the place episode with just Rob and Aaron - we discuss Blade Runner 2049 - a movie we were both fearful of. Being huge fans of the original, we both felt a sequel unnecessary so much so in fact that the movie was not watched in the movie theater. But we both loved it. A beautiful and expecptional film by Denis Villeneuve (Sicario, Prisoners) with Ryan Gosling...


Truth or Consequences N.M. - Episode 21

This episode sees the guys dealing with home grown hero Vincent Gallo and the truly awful Keifer Sutherland helmed vehicle Truth or Consequences N.M. A completely inept film, it’s hard for the gang to remain interested. Taking up entirely too much time is Aaron evoking the spirit of Gallo reading from the very same’s website and his offering of himself to be someone’s not dad… well just listen. This is a real stinker, and we’re not even that fond of our own episode. Listen for a plug for...


Millennium - Episode 20

We’re bacccck!! Happy New Year. We’ve got a bunch of episodes that will hopefully be coming fast and furious and this is the start. Kris Kristofferson helms this awful, should have been Lifetime Movie, Millennium. This is definitely one of the worst movies we’ve watched yet, the ineptitude in all categories, the bad look, Kris Kristofferson, Dustin’s admittance of sweater vests, Kris Kristofferson, and more. Rob makes a claim that Alien is not a Sci-fi film. Thoughts? Kris...


Vibrations - Episode 18

Episode 18 takes to the awful world of Vibrations - An absolute piece of trash starring James Marshall and Christina Applegate, about a handless doofus who becomes an electronica superstar… right. This one is horrible, and you probably haven’t heard of it. With good reason. If you like this episode give us a uh… HAND. A lot of hands. I don’t really feel like typing much more. I said I wouldn’t like this, but if you’re so inclined, give this goofball a read on uproxx Thanks as always...


Aaron and Dustin Take New Orleans off the cuff

In this episode, (around June 1st) Aaron and Dustin recap their not so epic trip to the Big Easy, New Orleans. From cheap sandwiches to ball soup style heat to rain, rain, and more rain to…well. They recap their trip and all the different things that were done, eaten, and more. For Captain George’s swamp tour: Happiness Bayou Tours


St. Patty’s Day Nonsense x2!

So this is our Saint Patrick’s Day episode…released on Mother’s Day. In May. Almost 2 months to the day later. First and foremost, thank you to all the loving mother’s out there. You have more than just a tough job. Without you, there is no life. Or terrible movies. Secondly, your support is and has always been great. But if you haven’t yet, would you consider giving us a review and a follow if you’ve liked anything about what goes on here? You can do that in the following...


Don’t Hang Up - With Aaron and Dustin Off the Cuff

With Rob on the sidelines recovering from a nasty cold and Aaron only able to tolerate Dustin for a short amount of time given the scope of his lies as exposed in the latest uploads, the duo tackles an utter pile of vomit in Don’t Hang Up. When 2 dude bros act like total jackholes and then pay for it by a ninja bent on revenge, you get a pile of garbage crammed into 90 minutes with a few good camera angles and a few ha ha moments. This one really sucked. Come hate it with us!


Reindeer Games - Episode 10

Our last episodic session of Season 1 sees us with our first guest, Aaron’s childhood friend Eric. He brings with him a doozy in Reindeer Games, a truly awful Ben Affleck vehicle that was the last film of John Franknheimer’s directorial career - then he died. Also with repeat offender Charlize Theron (though she’s actually not awful here) and Gary Sinese slumming with wampum safes and convicted felon Dana Stubblefield. This one is awful, but we’re proud of it. As always please review,...


Ghosts of Mars - Episode 9

Our 9th official episode features the absoulte nonsense that is John Caprenter’s Ghosts of Mars. This one is especially painful given all three of us are massive Carpenter fans be it Assault on Precinct 13, The Thing, Escape from New York, They Live, and more. This one made Carpenter shun making a large film for a decade and with good reason…it’s awful. There’s nothing witty we can even say about it. As always thanks for listening and please share, subscribe, and give us some feedback!


Bus Driver - Episode 8

On this official 8th installment… His job was to drive them. His mission is to save them. We bring you the most current film we’ve reviewed so far, Bus Driver (2016). When a ragtag bunch of misfit teenagers and their ridiculous track suited chaperone get in with the God Damned Bus Driver and things go sour, he’s the only one to bring them home safely. Meth, flashbacks, shift sticks, and gun fu all play a part. You’ll be a little surprised through this one. Let us know what you think! As...


Aaron off the cuff review of 4 films from 2001 and back.

Aaron on The Duelists, American Gigolo, Bully, and Perfect Blue. Ridley Scott, Paul Schrader, and Larry Clark. Thanks as always for listening and please subscribe and share!


Eye for an Eye Episode 7

Our 7th episode sees us viewing the 1996 thirller Eye for an Eye starring Sally Fields, Keifer Sutherland, and Ed Harris. With the emotional nonsense of a Limetime movie, it’s the story of one of the coldest most awful mothers in movie history deciding she wants revenge on the killer of her daughter in Los Angeles. The credits include a group of people known as ‘Parents of Dead Children’ amongst other wonders of modern movie cinema. In a pre 24 film, thermal wearing Keifer plays Robert...


Dec 26, 2016 Aaron off the cuff with his weekend viewings.

Weekend vegetation lends for some brief musings on Hitchcock, Yul Brenner, David Lynch, and more. Hope everyone had a great holidaynin whatever form you choose.


Alone in the Dark Episode 6

This episode (recorded around Halloween) is a hands down universal non-accliamed episode. Sure to be a fan favorite, we review the thing that happened that is the film Alone in the Dark. We tie into Street Fighter a lot, as well as hear some words of wisdom from the man himself Uwe Boll. Christian Slater becomes our first repeat guest on the pod and we really have some fun with this one. This is a truly awful movie. No really this one is bad. Based on the groundbreaking game series that...


Upchuck 2 - Broken Arrow

Episode 2 brings us to the epic disaster that is Broken Arrow. Loud, stupid, and just poorly done, we felt sympathy for John Woo trying to bring his special breed of cinema to an American cast. The results? Disastrous. We had gone down a long list of possible candidates for this one, but in keeping true to what we want to try and do as our main theme, we kept rejecting ideas based on if someone else had done it that we knew of, or something that was just a little too obscure. We want to...


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