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Kraa! The Sea Monster — Our Kind of Bad/Upchuck Theater Crossover

9/14/2018
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Hi All, Dustin here. Apologies for lack of content updates, but it has been a busy year not allowing the Upchuck team to be united often. We will get everyone caught up with Season 2 and the Annual Chuckies soon and back on track with Season 3 shortly as well. Anyway in the meantime, myself (and my lovely fiancée, Christy) teamed up with our friends from the Our Kind of Bad Podcast, Dom and Sara to bring you the 1998 Kaiju/Schlockbuster Kraa! The Sea Monster. I admit to owning this...

Duration:00:43:05

Battlefield Earth… Rigggghhht

5/20/2018
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Please. Travolta. Scientology. Garbage.

Duration:00:00:14

Love and Saucers featuring JayZippo

4/22/2018
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Every time Jay Zippo comes on the show, he one ups himself with horrible choices. In this episode we tackle our first documentary, Love and Saucers, about a guy who claims he’s had encounters (mostly sexual) with aliens for over 50 years. Along the way he gets milked, has children, and works at a deli one shift per week. This episode features an incredible amount of apathy by Aaron, space pontification by Rob, Dustin is… Dustin, and Jimmy is giddy. Part standard Upchuck fare, part science...

Duration:01:15:46

Feb 22, 2018 Aaron off the cuff

2/22/2018
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Aaron rambles on about a ton of content he’s consumed of late after a frustrating day and evening. Taylor Sheridan films, actors you can’t stand but acknowledge a good performance from, and a lot more Jake Gyllenhaal than he likes to admit.

Duration:00:30:53

Blade Runner 2049 - Incept Date Off the Cuff

2/21/2018
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**This pod opens with a promo from our good friends The Subject Tonight - give them a follow and a listen! A rambling, all over the place episode with just Rob and Aaron - we discuss Blade Runner 2049 - a movie we were both fearful of. Being huge fans of the original, we both felt a sequel unnecessary so much so in fact that the movie was not watched in the movie theater. But we both loved it. A beautiful and expecptional film by Denis Villeneuve (Sicario, Prisoners) with Ryan Gosling and...

Duration:01:25:39

Truth or Consequences N.M. - Episode 21

1/9/2018
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This episode sees the guys dealing with home grown hero Vincent Gallo and the truly awful Keifer Sutherland helmed vehicle Truth or Consequences N.M. A completely inept film, it’s hard for the gang to remain interested. Taking up entirely too much time is Aaron evoking the spirit of Gallo reading from the very same’s website and his offering of himself to be someone’s not dad… well just listen. This is a real stinker, and we’re not even that fond of our own episode. Listen for a plug for...

Duration:01:02:47

Millennium - Episode 20

1/1/2018
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We’re bacccck!! Happy New Year. We’ve got a bunch of episodes that will hopefully be coming fast and furious and this is the start. Kris Kristofferson helms this awful, should have been Lifetime Movie, Millennium. This is definitely one of the worst movies we’ve watched yet, the ineptitude in all categories, the bad look, Kris Kristofferson, Dustin’s admittance of sweater vests, Kris Kristofferson, and more. Rob makes a claim that Alien is not a Sci-fi film. Thoughts? Kris Kristofferson...

Duration:00:58:26

Microwave Massacre - Episode 19

9/23/2017
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In this episode, our poorly drawn farce is forced to watch an ever poorer drawn farce. Microwave Massacare is truly an awful movie, probably the most inanely made film we’ve watched in our time doing this. With a poor imitation of Rodney Dangerfield at the helm, even strange looking breasts and cannibalism can’t save this nonsense. We debated even airing this episode because we were afraid that our energy was so low it might drag everything down, the pod surprisingly stays pretty active. No...

Duration:00:51:12

Vibrations - Episode 18

7/29/2017
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Episode 18 takes to the awful world of Vibrations - An absolute piece of trash starring James Marshall and Christina Applegate, about a handless doofus who becomes an electronica superstar… right. This one is horrible, and you probably haven’t heard of it. With good reason. If you like this episode give us a uh… HAND. A lot of hands. I don’t really feel like typing much more. I said I wouldn’t like this, but if you’re so inclined, give this goofball a read on uproxx Thanks as always for...

Duration:01:15:08

Aaron and Dustin Take New Orleans off the cuff

7/21/2017
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In this episode, (around June 1st) Aaron and Dustin recap their not so epic trip to the Big Easy, New Orleans. From cheap sandwiches to ball soup style heat to rain, rain, and more rain to…well. They recap their trip and all the different things that were done, eaten, and more. For Captain George’s swamp tour: Happiness Bayou Tours

Duration:00:52:17

Red Sonya - Episode 17

7/7/2017
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It’s been a long long time. Way too long. Deepest apologies to everyone that enjoys what we do here. It’s been a very trying, busy, and difficult few months for everyone involved. From good things like going on vacations and new vehicels to bad things like tons of money and frustration and people with no driving license ruining our vehicles precepiating us needing new vehicles — anyways. We have our 2nd guest on this episode, Jay Zippo, all around good dude, Fallout 4 modder, Let’s Play...

Duration:01:17:03

Alien Covenant - Theater Nonsense

5/25/2017
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*******SPOLIERS*******In this off the cuff but feature length episode, Aaron and Rob recount their awful experience at the theater this past weekend seeing Alien: Covenant. They remember what makes the Alien franchise special (that is not in this movie) and so they break down the nonsense plot and the banality of the story. Michael Fassbender puts in another fine performance in a dual role, but his scenes oddly enough are the most drab and boring sequences. The mythos and evolution of the...

Duration:01:02:24

Upchuck Theater Off the Cuff - IMDb 30 Day Challenge

5/19/2017
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Greetings Upchuckers! This was posted a little bit late, but in this unofficial episode, Dustin, Aaron & Rob all take a stab at an IMDb Challenge that asked the following questions. Here is the link that will show those questions. Unsurprisingly Aaron is disgusted with a majority of Dustin’s choices and corrects his favorite movie’s release year for him. Although favorite films seem to dominate this list, in typical Upchuck Fashion there are some films that are brought up that even all of...

Duration:01:39:34

St. Patty’s Day Nonsense x2!

5/14/2017
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So this is our Saint Patrick’s Day episode…released on Mother’s Day. In May. Almost 2 months to the day later. First and foremost, thank you to all the loving mother’s out there. You have more than just a tough job. Without you, there is no life. Or terrible movies. Secondly, your support is and has always been great. But if you haven’t yet, would you consider giving us a review and a follow if you’ve liked anything about what goes on here? You can do that in the following...

Duration:00:52:40

Rollerball - Episode 15

5/6/2017
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In this episode, we watch one of our most divisive episodes yet - the 2002 horro show that is Rollerball. A remake of a 1975 gritty James Caan classic, the new Rollerball is stupid, poorly done, and a Rob favorite. Appealing to Rob’s love of bad schlock, we also see Dustin (in possibly his most annoying turn yet) always willing to be leinent, and Aaron in his usual utter disgust. Rollerball was a flop, and sent its direct John McTiernan to jail. This is the same guy that directed Predator...

Duration:01:00:05

Aaron off the cuff on his epic 10v10 film loss

4/16/2017
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See the initial lists here Aaron talks about his epic failure in a 10 v 10 film list on twitter. Paul Mackie orchestrated an epic showdown between 2 people at a time… and boy does Aaron get murdered. Everyone involved thought that it would be closer but Jordan runs away with it. What’s funny about the whole sitaution is how close they really are in some ways, but Jordan loves the sequels and Aaron likes the original films. There may or may not be a mini Dark Knight rant somehwere in here,...

Duration:00:38:45

Mannequin - Episode 14

4/8/2017
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Special guest star: Drunken Rob In this episode, the guys tackle an absolutely attrocious ball of nonsense that drives Rob to drink. The Andrew McCarthy / Kim Cattrall helmed Mannequin. Though we possess undying love for Kim Cattrall, it’s not even close to enough to save this from the trash heap. McCarthy stumbles through as he usually does in everything, looking awkward and playing a bizarre goofball who… falls in love with a mannequin. Watch the terrible music video for Nothing’s Gonna...

Duration:01:06:46

Final Fantasy The Spirits Within - Episode 13

4/1/2017
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In this episode, with the release several months back of Final Fantasy XV, we tackle the first ever Final Fantasy animated feature The Spirits Within. This one…is really terrible. Listening back through it for quality purposes, it’s actually one of the better discussions about the actual film instead of being jerks, and we really get into the flaws of it and what went wrong. This one hits home hard particularly for Rob, given his intense passion for the Final Fantasy series. It’s still...

Duration:00:54:17

Aaronsan and Robaru do Battle Royale!

3/26/2017
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In an off the cuff that becomes more like a full on episode (and to cover up the fact that Aaron has been slacking on the standard episodes),Aaron and Rob tackle Battle Royale, the 2000 Japanese classic that still turns head with its controversy. In a dystopian Japan, lawlessness by the youth is so out of control that the Battle Royale initiative is put into effect - a classroom of kids are dumped on an island… and kill each other. With excellent acting including the legend Takeshi “Beat”...

Duration:00:46:08

Mar 16, 2017 Aaron off the cuff

3/16/2017
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Aaron rambles on for a few about Proxy, Blood Simple, Black Mass, and Dead of Winter. 3 out of 4 are highly recommended. He tells us what he thinks Harrison Ford’s best films are… What are your thoughts? As always thanks for listening and please subscribe and share!

Duration:00:23:24