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Hi everyone. I didn’t want to single anyone out, but it has come to my attention that some agents have been intimate with clients, and targets, and targets’ widows. This is just a reminder that someone cannot consent if they are afraid for their life. I have attached the code of conduct. The post Human Resource Emails Sent to James Bond first appeared on Weekly Humorist.

Two couples attempt to complete an escape room. While the timer counts down, they search for clues and make discoveries about themselves. We explore one hour of time in thirteen hours of gripping drama and revolutionary storytelling. The post Episode Descriptions from Netflix’s All-New Real-Time Reality Show: Escape/Room first appeared on Weekly Humorist.

Injuries are a part of every sport. A hockey player might lose three or four teeth in a game, while never leaving the ice. In American football, 49ers defensive back Ronnie Lott once had part of his pinkie finger amputated so he could keep playing. But in soccer, sometimes it’s difficult to tell how serious […] The post A Viewer’s Guide To World Cup Injuries first appeared on Weekly Humorist.

Local TV evening six o’clock newscast INT. TV NEW DESK, LIGHTS, CAMERAS, CORDS. ANCHORS SITTING BEHIND DESK. BACKDROP OF CITYSCAPE BEHIND THEM WITH ‘ACTION NEWS’ LOGO. BRYCE ATWOOD Good evening, I’m Bryce Atwood… CHERYL ENGLISH And I’m Cheryl English… BOTH And this is the Channel 11 Six O’clock news. BRYCE ATWOOD Secret Security agents were […] The post TV Newscast from Bizarro World first appeared on Weekly Humorist.

Keep In Sync With Your Body’s Sleep Cycle We know maintaining a proper sleep schedule can be tough. Life can often get in the way of a good night’s rest. Late nights at the office. An evening of pub trivia. Or maybe you just need to clutch onto every single precious moment you have to […] The post How to Get More Sleep first appeared on Weekly Humorist.

Listen to this article! Dear Mary, I regret to inform you that I will be unable to move forward with attending your wedding this spring. Unfortunately, I receive a number of qualified applicants, and I have to choose wisely. I don’t usually give feedback, but in this case, the wedding you’ve submitted is not a […] The post Wedding Rejection Emails first appeared on Weekly Humorist.

Listen to this article. Muff Divers Trinity and her gang get a tip on a sunken treasure of extremely valuable Ming Dynasty ear-muffs, and so it’s back in their diving suits for more deep sea adventures! Featuring special guest star and Don Knotts impersonator Felipe Gunderson. America’s Got Toe Lint From the creators of the inexplicably […] The post Weekly Humorist’s Guide To Hip, Hot Mid-Season Replacement TV Shows! first appeared on Weekly Humorist.

Listen to this article. What are we reading this week? Grandma, Why Does Your Laundry Hamper Smell Like Deviled Eggs? by Erma Bombeck Erma Bombeck was never one to allow the ravages of senility and dementia keep her from culling together a collection of humorous essays, or from going to Safeway while wearing only […] The post The Weekly Humorist Bookshelf first appeared on Weekly Humorist.

LISTEN TO THIS ARTICLE We think that getting weekly email updates about your pregnancy that compare the size of your fetus to various fruits and vegetables is pretty weird, so we’ve gone a different route–and it’s delectable. Here are some excerpts from our new email newsletter for expecting families, Your Pregnancy Week By Week: Meat […] The post Your Pregnancy Week By Week: Meat Lovers Edition first appeared on Weekly Humorist.