Things That Will Burn In Hell with Phoenix West

Your cats don’t exist. Stop telling me you have a cat when we both know you don’t. LIWstudios.com Youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland Patreon.com/LoiteringInWonderlandStudios LoiteringInWonderland@gmail.com Thanks to: The Indy Sportscar Podcast & Raiders Of The Lost Flicks

This was written in response to episode 99 as a means to say that who gives a shit what I have to say anyway? I'm just some asshole on the internet without a valid opinion. Yay, America! liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

I don't hate America. Don't be stupid. I hate you taking the flag and song as sacred items that ARE America. The places. The people. The things we strive for. That's America. Sacred Be Americana is sarcasm. I hate that I have to write this because idiots online can't use common sense. liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

You're an adult. Grow the fuck up. Scooby Don't isn't coming to save you. Common sense is. liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

Do not read this episode description while driving. If you do then you should die. liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

Expose yourself to me quicker. Stop hiding or I'll change your roads forever. liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

Take care of your body of lies. liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

I took a nap seven years ago and I'm still feasting on brains. Black-tar brains. liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

It's like the regular mile-high club except you aren't having sex. But you are getting fucked. liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

This episode offers solid advice that LIW Studios cannot be held responsible for if you consider of follow through with. Obviously. Don't be a fucking idiot. But you already are because you had kids you don't want. liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

I can't believe I got to paper cone cups before I got to this stupid shit. Or as it says on your arm, "wisdom." liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

Grab those ankles for McDonald's advertising! You'll be lovin' it. liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

Imagine a world where you could get your characters out of any situation by the mere flick of your wrist and pen. Welcome to the world of fantasy. liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

Bring on the vanilla and genocide. liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

How about you watch yourself play the best solo game of Russian roulette? liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

We're no longer "let's get it on"-ing. Now we're "suck this till all the cream is gone"-ing. Do you like sex? Aren't you special? Better start writing songs about that unique pastime of yours. https://www.patreon.com/LoiteringInWonderlandStudios www.LIWstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

All hail the whitest of trash! liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

Don't kill yourself over this episode. Seriously. If you do, keep me out of the note. But don't even do it. The suicide part. DO the keepign me out of the note part. But not suicide yourself. Is the message getting lost here? Just remember to do and do not things in this description. You'll figure out the order later. liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

I know. I don't know how I can complain about this topic either but I forced a way. I mean found. I found a way to force it. Wait... Shit. Fuck it and fuck jackets. liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast

Phoenix West: The Sexual Fire State. liwstudios.com youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderland All thanks to our Patreon hero: The Indy Sportscar Pocast