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United States

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English

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Episodes

32. Next

5/22/2018
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Everyone climb aboard the STD bus! Next was a shitty "game show" on MTV or something. It featured shallow people judging other shallow people in an attempt to find love. Love meaning a 40 second hump in the bus bathroom. NEXT! www.LIWstudios.com www.youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

Duration:00:05:07

31. Trick My Truck

5/15/2018
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Remember that show where they threw Pimp My Ride at the Jeff Foxworthy crowd? C'mon, you remember! The show where they pretended to steal big rigs from trucks to fix them up and then the trucker would show back up with his trucking lap mic and transmitter! It. Just. Made. Sense. www.LIWstudios.com www.youtube.com/loiteringinwonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

Duration:00:06:51

30. Overdose Of Shampoo

5/8/2018
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It's a serious problem that effects half of the population. Well... the men that aren't bald that use shampoo. It's a goddamn problem and we need to hold the shampoo companies responsible. We will have our revenge! We must band together! Once we wake up on the tile floor we will merge and unite as one! www.LIWstudios.com www.Youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

Duration:00:06:36

29. Magic Tricks

5/1/2018
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The greatest trick a magician can pull is paying their bills. As well as others. Fuck magic. If you're so good at magic, here's a trick for you. Kill yourself. But make it look like a murder framing someone super famous. If you can pull it off we will consider you an artist. If you fail we are all still better off. It's win-win. www.LIWstudios.com www.youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

Duration:00:04:15

28. Renaissance Festivals

4/24/2018
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To be fair, there are a lot of super attractive women attending these things. But it would be like if they put a 20 minute, hardcore, gay sex scene in the middle of Toy Story. Sure, it's still a great movie but afterward all you can really think about is that gay sex scene and why it was there to begin with. Is she broken? All indications point to yes. Anyway, avoid renaissance festivals because of all the hardcore gay sex or something. I don't know. The analogies are too mixed up...

Duration:00:05:58

27. The Absence Of Manly Actors

4/17/2018
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In the words of Paula Cole, 'Where Have All The Cowobys Gone?' Indeed, Paula, indeed. Hell, even if we cast Paula Cole in a movie now she'd be more manly than most of the men currently leading films. In fact, let's get her in Superman gear and get her flying, dammit! www.LIWstudios.com www.Youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland

Duration:00:05:01

26. Deafening Car Stereos

4/10/2018
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Want to walk down the streets with a megaphone screaming, "Hey, everybody! I'm a huge asshole!" but also feel like spending a ton of money? Why not pour all of your paychecks into turning your car into a mobile ear-drum rapist? Violate the citizens in style! www.LIWstudios.com www.Youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland

Duration:00:05:01

25. You! Here Or There In Any Weather Then

4/3/2018
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Grammar be hard. So hard, yo. And weather nor not your a geneyus or not it is hard to remember witch words two use when righting a post online. This simple and ez to rmbr video will help u to keep them strait. Get out a pen and paper and keep notes. Srsly. www.LIWstudios.com www.youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland

Duration:00:06:20

24. Lipstick

3/27/2018
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Quick! I need to look like an untouchable painting! What do I do? Well, have I got an idea for you. Here, smear this red wax all over your lips so nobody wants to touch you. But don't stop there. Also put on this blue cream around your eyes so people are confused what planet you came from. Just keep going until you're more make-up than person. Enjoy your solitude. www.LIWstudios.com www.youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland

Duration:00:04:12

23. Popcorn

3/20/2018
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What's your favorite treat that comes with a hearty cock center? Why it's popcorn of course! Hate your teeth? Hate flavor? Hate your health? Try popcorn! Now available in a handful of terrible flavors! www.LIWstudios.com www.youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland

Duration:00:05:49

22. Graveyards

3/13/2018
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I don't have a big enough ego to need to be have a small, underground, studio apartment when I'm dead. Just burn my body to ashes like an old, embarrasing Polariod from college. Or not. Just let me rot where I fall. It doesn't matter. I'm dead. So you're probably too busy celebrating to get any body removing done. www.LIWstudios.com

Duration:00:04:31

21. Nonsense Movie Labels

3/6/2018
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Want to know what to feel during a movie trailer but can't rely on silly things like the visuals and audio in the trailer? How about if some scary or soothing voiced man tells you EXACTLY what you should be feeling via use of Hollywood buzz words? Get off your tractor and watch their movie already! www.LIWstudios.com

Duration:00:04:42

20. Movie Trailers

2/27/2018
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In a world where things only happen to beautiful people and ugly villains, a 30-ish male, model is forced to face a dangerous and secret organization. With the help of his distractingly hot female co-star, can they overcome the bad guy/girl/organization in a short amount of time which can be stretched or condensed depending on what the film needs the time to be? Since it's a movie, they almost certainly can and will. I guess you don't need to watch this movie anymore. Sorry for wasting...

Duration:00:07:40

19. Ocean Based Movies

2/20/2018
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The ocean is a big, wet bitch and should be avoided regardless of shark quantity. The ocean is a great way to find a surprise syringe in your child's foot. The ocean makes a terrible setting for films. www.LIWstudios.com

Duration:00:06:38

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