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114 - Teeth for Pubes or Pubes for Teeth

4/2/2018
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It’s a new week, so it’s time for another episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This week we’re talking about pubes! Woo-hoo! This week’s episode, we keep it pretty simple: either you have teeth where you would normally have pubic hair, or pubic hair where you would normally have teeth. Despite the simplicity of the choices, look forward to a heated argument, filled with confusion and general exasperation! When it comes to pubic teeth, what is the “deluxe service”? How much...

Duration:00:15:41

113 - Laugh Track or Theme Music

3/26/2018
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Happy Monday! A new week means it’s time for a new #wouldyourather #podcast! This week, we’re offering a strange mix of surreal sounds to define your life! Theme music – it’s always on in the background during movies and TV, even if you don’t notice. What if there was also theme music throughout your life, reflecting your emotions at any given moment? How would that affect you? How about a laugh track? As you talk to people and go about your business, a captive but invisible studio...

Duration:00:16:14

112 - Trunk Chicken or Pizza Puke

3/19/2018
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It’s here again! A new week means a new episode of the #wouldyourather #podcast that all the kids are talking about. Really, they are. The cool kids, anyway. Thanks to Katherine for this week’s listener submitted episode! Once again she’s presented us with something highly unpleasant. Would you rather eat half a rotisserie from a stranger’s trunk, or pizza that you’ve just upchucked? Let’s discuss! Does the type of pizza actually make a difference here? Which member of the TorT crew is...

Duration:00:13:15

111 - Heater in the Summer or A/C in the Winter

3/12/2018
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Welcome to another week of #wouldyourather goodness on your favorite #podcast! This week we’re keeping it simple stupid, with possibly our most straightforward topic ever. Jack up the heat in the summer, or blast the AC in the winter. This week we may or may not answer these questions: what in the hell is #jumpsuitlifestyle, and why is Chris trying to make it a thing? Why is Joshua and Danielle’s house such a dump? Why won’t @hockey.sockey set Danielle up with a sweet Toronto Maple Leafs...

Duration:00:11:25

109 - Forever Itchy or Always Sticky

2/26/2018
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Is it Monday already? You know what that means… time for a new episode of your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This week we keep it simple. You’re always itchy, or you’re always sticky. Which would you choose? Can’t be that hard… can it? In this week’s episode you can expect… fifth grade level bodily fluid jokes! References to jam hands! Surprisingly innocuous high school stories! Danielle totally losing it! All this an more on this week’s This Or That!

Duration:00:16:43

108 - Dick Nose or Racist Tattoo

2/19/2018
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Another week means another wonderful pair of choices on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! This one’s user submitted by Leslie from Texas. Thanks Leslie! This week we’re talking permanent disfigurement! Would you rather have a gigantic swastika tattoo in a highly visible area, or a nose that looks like the average penis? How many penises has Chris seen, and… cut or uncut? What would Chris choose if given a third choice? Does Danielle really have “mad contouring skills”? How attractive...

Duration:00:16:29

107 - Always Wear Mittens or Always Wear Roller Skates

2/12/2018
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Happy Monday to you! Time for a dose of the hot #wouldyourather #podcast action you’ve been waiting for! This week, a new pair of inconveniences is ready for your review. Imagine a life where you always have mittens on! Or where you’re always wearing roller skates. Which would you choose? Chris once again assumes the one of these that gives him a “quirky” persona! Joshua explains the drama of a canceled and unpopular tv show, and the importance of lifting hooks! Danielle makes the decision...

Duration:00:19:09

104 - Beef Binge or Wasabi Bath

1/22/2018
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A new day means a new #wouldyourather #podcast, and we’re all about culinary adventures! We’re not talking about visiting fine restaurants around the world, or hitting up all those diners that one guy on tv talks about. We’re talking the adventure of eating your weight in a particular food, or exposing your skin to a different food! Eating your weight in beef tongue versus jumping in a pool filled with wasabi! Which would you choose? How will this affect the T or T crew’s already sensitive...

Duration:00:19:39

103 - Sneezegasm or Coughrination

1/15/2018
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Today things get a little dirty and unpleasant. But isn’t that why this is your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast? Not for the faint of heart, and certainly NSFW. Sneezing. Coughing. Peeing. Orgasming. They (probably) happen to all of us. Not always at the same time. We here at the T or T podcast like to mix it up, so why not mix these up? In this week’s episode let’s talk about bodily fluids and their relationship to your upper respiratory health! Here are your choices: orgasm every time...

Duration:00:19:59

100 - All You Can Eat or All You Can Drink

12/25/2017
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Merry Christmas This Or Thatters! This holiday season we're so thankful for you for making us your #wouldyourather #podcast of choice. Because you've given us so much, we're giving you the only gift we have to give: TWO GOOD CHOICES!!! Wait, what? It's true! Happy Holidays to you! Imagine a world where for three major holidays you can either eat or drink as much as you want without any negative effects. Seems too good to be true? It's not! Who's planning to try to make some money off of...

Duration:00:20:38

96 - Run From Your Date or Your Date Runs From You

11/27/2017
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It's another week and another exciting choice on your favorite #wouldyourather #podcast! Some of us are dating (Chris), and some of us have been married "forever" (Joshua and Danielle), but we all understand that first dates can be awkward. The uncomfortable silences, unnecessary small talk, and the just trying to figure out if you even like the other person can make first dates difficult. But have you ever been on a first date so traumatic that one of you literally runs away screaming?...

Duration:00:16:18

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