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Canada

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English

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Episodes

Episode 28 - The Pizza Delivery Version of TBH

11/8/2018
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The fridge has food, but you're too lazy to cook it, so you order a pizza. That's the metaphor to describe what's going on in this episode. Ham One tells the #HamFam about his recent wisdom teeth removal, and Ham Two recounts when he had his wisdom teeth out. Ham One talks about his love of the Toronto Maple Leafs, and Ham Two talks of his non-love for hockey. The episode is two halves to a whole pizza. Intro music by purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Duration:05:37:32

New Voicemail Message - To Listen to your Messages, Press 1

11/1/2018
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New voicemail message from Ham One. To listen to your messages, press 1. To hear more options, visit the Two Baked Hams on social media @twobakedhams or email the Hams, twobakedhams@gmail.com. #FindHamTwo

Duration:00:07:30

Episode 27 - Don't Drink and Furnace

10/25/2018
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The Two Baked Hams discuss “Legalization Day” in Canada, and venture into some frank discussion about excess and addiction. Ham #1 shares a personal story from his youth and early days of partying, and you’ll find out why you should never drink and furnace. Plus, Ham #2 reveals why he’s been dumber than usual. Intro music by purple-planet.com. #SneakyDrunk #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Duration:09:49:46

Episode 26 - Post Lift Gym Brain

10/18/2018
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The Ham’s had a good dose of post-lift #GymBrain and avoided the Signs alien during the very opinionated recording of this episode. They say that curiousity burnt the Ham. Why was Ham #2 on Tinder swiping left and right on girls AND boys! You’ll learn about the streak Ham #1 is currently on and about the nouveau #Tinder dos and don'ts. Intro music by purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorsABum #WokeLion

Duration:08:19:41

Episode 25 - Sober October is Going Loose

10/11/2018
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What are limits if they can't be tested? In this episode the Two Baked Hams talk of #SoberOctober and follow their own maddness right out into the alley. Ham One discusses the merits of THC, soberity, and yoga and Ham Two shares too much of his personal habits. But the episode is saved when the Hams answer an important question sent in from one, Spanky Jones. Intro music by purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Duration:08:40:43

Episode 24 - MMA with Sugar Stew Yaworski

10/4/2018
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This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. Two Baked Hams resident MMA analyst, Sugar Stew breaks down the card for UFC 229. The Ham trio goes on a tangent about women’s MMA and women’s professional wrestling. Intro music by purple-planet.com. #UFC229 #SoberOctober #DeanRichtorsABum #WokeLion

Duration:09:02:24

Episode C71 - The Gun Show

9/27/2018
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This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. The Hams, in all seriousness, discuss gun violence, gun ownership, and Bill C71. Intro music by purple-planet.com. This episode of the podcast also features "DecentFatness," music by Soundcloud user Sonnendude: https://soundcloud.com/onnendude/decentfatness #BillC71 #Guns #DeanRichtorsABum #WokeLion

Duration:05:06:14

Episode 22 - We apologize if we've offended any pigs out there

9/20/2018
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This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. The Hams, somehow, discuss Beverly Hills Ninja and Charles Manson within a single podcast. Ham One tells Part 1 of #RedSillyPants. And @morganpayment steps into the Ham Lair to heckle Ham One about wrestling and playing the trumpet for money. Intro music by purple-planet.com. #SorryNotSorry #DeanRichtorsABum #WokeLion

Duration:09:08:37

Episode 21 - Japanese Brethren

9/13/2018
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This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. This episode's guest hails from Japan! He's the Japanese Brethren of the Hams, Levi Knapp. Levi is geologist, space nerd, and a dude who may, one day, find himself on the red planet. Intro music by purple-planet.com. #Gudetama #HandPower #DeanRichtorsABum #WokeLion

Duration:08:27:53

Episod XX - 'H' is for Idiot

9/6/2018
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This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. Dylon Featherstone guests this episode. He's the owner, operator, and professional wrestler of the Canadian Wrestling Coalition. Featherstone has over thirty 10 smart thoughts a day, he has degrees and certificates in bodyology, and he dislikes the same NHLer as the Hams. He tells the Hams the history of the CWC and the history of a certain tattoo. Intro music by purple-planet.com. #RedSillyPants #SteroidTriangle...

Duration:09:03:22

Episode 19 - Maximize your Naked Man Potential

8/30/2018
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This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. This episode opens with disucssion on Ham One's recent success in the professional wrestling world. Ham Two admits who is his favorite indy pro-wrestler. There are somethings you do and somethings you don't do in the locker room and in the shower. The Ham’s reveal just which world leader is a #SecretWizard! Intro music by purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorsABum #WokeLion

Duration:02:48:35

Episode 18 - Fringe Science with Steph Stitt

8/23/2018
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This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. Steph Stitt is studying science-y stuff at the University of Alberta, and she has thirty 10 thoughts a day. There are plans for Ms. Stitt to pursue a fancy pants phD and to attend more indy wrestling shows. Listen to Steph and the Hams figure out if mules are alive or living or both, and Ham One gets into the ethics of hunting. The episode gets wonky when Steph reads this week's masturbatory news. Intro music by...

Duration:03:10:25

Episode 17 - Thirty 10 Smart Thoughts on Dick Pics

8/16/2018
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This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. The Two Baked Hams have thirty 10 smart thoughts on the crude phenomenon that is the electronic transfer of images of one's phallus, i.e. dick pics. What's worse is that Ham Two defends ghosting, and Ham One initiates a conversation on the metaphysics of Tinder profile pictures. Don't re-gift your nudes, folks. Intro music by purple-planet.com. #DickPics #ReGiftingNudes #DeanRichtorsABum #WokeLion

Duration:10:16:18

Episode 16 - Human Caviar with Alix Veno

8/9/2018
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This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. She has been an impromptu guest on the podcast twice, and she was nice enough to let Ham One live in her basement. She's Alix Veno and she tells the Hams about the dick phone tree she grew with her friends. The Hams and Alix discuss Tinder dates and tasers, and they read some more masturbatory news. Ham Two has a story about a poop bandit, and something seems suspicious about "Natural Harvest." Intro music by purple-planet.com....

Duration:02:56:07

Episode 15 - The Cannabis Act

8/2/2018
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This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. Ham Two promises not to delete this episode. The Two Baked Hams discuss October 17, and the Cannabis Act in Canada. The Hams recount their first (and hilarious) encounters with marijuana. Ham One schools Ham Two in CBD oils, and they somehow start talking about psilocybin and DMT. Ham One tells the Coachella (2014) story of when Mike met Mike; and did Jonah bring the correct Mike home? Intro music by purple-planet.com....

Duration:08:26:24

Episode 14 - Don't Delete This

7/26/2018
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This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. The Hams would like to appologize to #HamFam listener, Ellis H. Where did two full episodes go? That's okay, because the Hams talk about going to middle school in Red Deer and being the worse ACE members ever. Mike was (or is still) gifted and talented. #TheBrassTrio Jonah explains how he was exiled to Grande Prairie. We're excited about today, yesterday, and hope people are talking about this tomorrow. Intro Music by...

Duration:02:26:52

Episode 13 - The Scott Show

7/19/2018
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This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. Scott Brewster, guest of the episode, moved to Fort McMurray after "The Beast" devasted the town. He provides an outsider's perspective to the horrific 2016 wild fire. Scott, unlike the Hams, is a responsible father, who shares the bloodshow details that is watching a child be born. In true Hamfashion, Scott reads the masturbatory news: Male Masterbation (sic) Booths Come to New York. Alix, makes a surprise extra guest...

Duration:08:06:22

Episode 12 - Hot Garbage and the Pre-Scott Show

7/12/2018
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This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. The Two Baked Hams are serving up some mutant leftovers on this episode. Anything that was clipped from previous recording sessions has been cooked up and sewn together in a Frankenstein Ham cassorole for all you beautiful listeners. But more importantly, this episode sets up the episode to follow. To download Royalty Free Music visit https://www.purple-planet.com. #HotGarbage #MutantHam #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion Send...

Duration:04:34:38

Episode 11 - Sugar Stew Yaworski

7/5/2018
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This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. The Hams discuss International Fight Week and UFC 226 with their #MMA analyst and close friend "Sugar" Stew Yaworski. The Hams ask Stew what ignited his UFC fandom, and they talk about what professional wrestling has to do with MMA. Find out which fighters the Hams and their guest picked to walk out of the card with titles on their shoulders. To download Royalty Free Music visit https://www.purple-planet.com. #UFC226...

Duration:10:08:24

Episode Ten - Kayla Jamieson

6/28/2018
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This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Legacy Hauling. The Two Baked hams talk with their favorite professional wrestler, Kayla Jamieson. She is one of 9, maybe 10, active female professional wrestlers in Alberta, but, as the Hams discover, wrestling isn't the first sport Kayla swiped right on. She eats cake before her workouts and complains about Tinder. Kayla has a psych degree and crushes over 30 ten smart thoughts a day. She might even pursue a masters. Kayla, in true...

Duration:02:57:01