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Special Guests BROOKE, KRISTIE, ES, NICK & JAQUI 21:00 - Nick's Spectacular Snake Story 33:30 - Nick Throws Up 41:00 - The Hickey

With racial tension high, these here two bumbling idiots have "The Discussion" all Politicians say take place... but never had the balls to actually discuss.

This week we have a plethora of Questions to answer from the Question Master Athena. Then we visit issues of leaked nudes, rules to taking nudes (C'mon.... we've all been there) ... what to do if your's leaks. Also we re-visit The Penis Trap, and we have evidence Kristie and Natski Batski were wrong when they said it would never work. DM us for your chance to be Question Master in an upcoming episode! @TwoBumblingIdiots

After many months of downtime, John & Chris reconvene to discuss the ongoing #DaddyGang Drama and much much more. Pandemics got nothin' on us.

Two Bumbling Idiots record in New Orleans: Jackson Square. Psychics, Face Suckers, and Airplane Bathroom Blowouts

Two Bumbling idiots have a Pajama Party with Brooke, Rose & Tammy. We are going on another hiatus for an undetermined period of time due to LYFEEEEEEEEE. But we'll be back.. like Arnold.

We have a guest... Brooke! We discuss social media melt downs. Ego's ... Guy and Girl talk and more!

Pine Belt Nissan of Tom's River New Jersey sells cars. When you buy a car from them, you expect it to go smoothly. John, had the polar opposite happen. 75 days without plates, and the worst customer experience he ever experienced. Hear it all starting at minute 25. Hear how it went! Being sold a car without a title, charged additional money, evaded for weeks.... Even Nissan headquarters couldn't get them to call about the incorrect charges. There is no Truer, honest review.... Go prepared,...

STOP CARING. It's the first step to internal peace. That and get a yearly physical. Hear about Chris' latest trip to the doctor. If you're lucky enough to make it to old age, as a woman at least ... You can still get stuffed like a Thanksgiving Day turkey, we have proof. Also, enjoy the bug attack that occurs.

This episode is a labyrinth of possibilities of what life is and could be. We live in an amazing time. Soon you will be able to live forever, make money to jack off on the internet while simultaneously clean the ocean of plastics. The world is your oyster ....forever. PINKKKKKKKKK.

Table of Nonsense: The Staten Island Patriot himself, Scott LoBaido, joins John and Chris to discuss Politics! We NEVER do politics, but the statement was made many episodes ago: If Scott comes to the studio, we will deviate from the Rule. This is Scott, uncut and unedited.

THROWBACK TO AN EPISODE WHERE WE FIND OUT HOW MANY GIRLS GET SPONSORED TO TRAVEL THE WORLD AND GET PAID TO BE FILLED UP LIKE A SPERM BANK New Episodes Return 9/9/19

THROWBACK TO AN EPISODE WHERE A 17 YEAR OLD DUDE BANGS A OLDER LADY, GOES BROKE, THEN CLAIMS HE WAS RAPED.... HAD THIS TAKEN PLACE IN NEW YORK CITY THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN LEGAL. New Episodes Return 9/9/19

THROWBACK TO AN EPISODE WHERE YOU FIND OUT THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF A HAIRLESS ARSEHOLE & A TERRIFIC STORY ABOUT JENSEN OUR DEAR FRIEND WHO ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH ON ONE FOOT OF UNCHEWED MEAT. New Episodes Return 9/9/19

THROWBACK TO AN EPISODE ABOUT SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS, SEX PARTIES & THE PENNY STOCK ONLY KNOWN AS VPOR. New Episodes Return 9/9/19

THROWBACK TO THE EPISODE WHERE WE LEARN OF CHRIS' DEALINGS OF BEING AN ACTIVE MEMBER IN A CULT. New Episodes Return 9/9/19

THROWBACK TO THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF TWO BUMBLING IDIOTS New Episodes Return 9/9/19

Table of Nonsense: 0:00 - X-MEN The Animated Series 1:00 - Two Bumbling Idiots Hiatus 5:30 - X-MEN!!!!! 11:00 - John’s course on Mental Masturbation 15:40 - Chris’s course on Mental Masturbation 30:00 - John’s Personal Finance Reports.. How much money did John spend on… 35:00 - Food… 39:00 - Alcohol… 42:00 - Gambling… 49:00 - Brittany makes everything all better.. 51:00 - Wacky Dreams 54:30 - Instagram experiment: No visible likes/followers 57:50 - The executioner pro 59:00 -...

Table of Nonsense: 0:00 - Elysium 1:30 - Monahan breaks his rib on a woman 3:00 - Mike the stuntman 7:30 - Attack Animals and Meth Heads 11:00 - Bad service 15:00 - Mike’s Godzilla ebay battle 18:00 - The anxiety of car sale negotiations 27:00 - Sirius XM- never pay full price 30:00 - First movie star you jerked off to as a kid 32:00 - John becomes a Zen Masturbator 35:00 - NoFap 39:30 - The Bug Eater 45:00 - The automotive golden shower 46:30 - Lucid Dreaming 50:30 - Lucid...

Table Of Nonsense: 0:00 - Pulp Fiction 2:15 - Let’s talk about Chris’s underwear.. and why he should buy shinesty 8:00 - Chris’s contact dermatitis recap…. Hot water isn’t hot enough 10:00 - John hasn’t used deodorant in 10 years.. what does he use instead? 13:15 - John thinks Beyonce has become the biggest cunt in the world 17:00 - Why can hot girls get with rich old ugly men, but hot guys can’t get with rich old ugly women? 19:00 - Is Ron Jeremy still alive? 24:30 - NY is trying...