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Let’s be honest, sex rarely looks like it does in the movies. Welcome to Riyadh & Alix’s safe space for your stories of when sexy times go a bit awry. Not for the faint hearted!

Let’s be honest, sex rarely looks like it does in the movies. Welcome to Riyadh & Alix’s safe space for your stories of when sexy times go a bit awry. Not for the faint hearted!
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United Kingdom

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BBC

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Let’s be honest, sex rarely looks like it does in the movies. Welcome to Riyadh & Alix’s safe space for your stories of when sexy times go a bit awry. Not for the faint hearted!

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English


Episodes

From top to bottom with Josh Jones

9/15/2019
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Comedian Josh Jones on foot festishes, foreskin clothes pegs and finding and owning his voice, Alix and Riyadh get to know him from top to bottom. Plus the very specific world of Sonic the Hedgehog porn… This podcast wouldn’t be the same without you! If you have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:33:19

Diving deep with Lily Phillips

9/8/2019
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Comedian Lily Phillips dives deep into stories of vulvas, underwater rope bondage and dog periods. Big thanks to Steve for sharing a tale of a workplace romance gone epically wrong. Plus if you say cystitis into the mirror three times do you get a UTI forever? This podcast wouldn’t be the same without you! If you have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:37:00

Coming live from Edinburgh!

9/2/2019
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Helen Bauer talks about her dad’s porn search history, why Zoe Coombs Marr is always offered semen and the glorious return of Adam Rowe; there’s a fistful of comedy talent live from the BBC Tent at Edinburgh Fringe. Thank you to Chris, Jack, Mel and Natalie for sharing stories. This podcast wouldn’t be the same without you! If you have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:39:31

Record-breaking lols with Lola Jean

8/26/2019
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The holder of the world record for most volume of squirting, sex educator Lola Jean, joins Alix and Riyadh. Exploring myths, male squirting and muscle groups, we’re gushing with pride to be back for Series 4. Thank you to Jenny and Kirsty for sharing stories. This podcast wouldn’t be the same without you! If you have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:34:50

The Return to Edinburgh

7/31/2019
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Series 4 is coming, plus we return to Edinburgh Fringe Festival! On the 18th August we’ll be recording two special episodes in Edinburgh and we want you there! Expect filth, fun and the finest stand-up comedy, get your free tickets here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/edinburghtickets We’re also planning an awards ceremony (yes really), and although Alix and Riyadh don’t agree on the name, they do agree that they want more of your stories! If things have ever gone slightly awry in the bedroom, send...

Duration:00:05:42

Sloppy seconds

5/26/2019
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Investigating a legendary medical myth, unsolicited dick pics and an (almost) killer story, we’re mopping up Series 3. Packed with outtakes and extras, there are also cleaning tips for dodgy stains on the walls. Thank you to everyone who submitted stories for Series 3. This podcast wouldn’t be the same without you! We’ll be back soon for Series 4, so if you have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:35:36

Dom-ing with Desiree Burch

5/19/2019
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From the tooth guy to labelling, comedian Desiree Burch shares titbits from life as virgin dominatrix, being a bisexual and the differences between sex in the US and UK. Thanks to Sam and Alexander for sharing tales of safe words and telephone guidance…

Duration:00:40:00

A cheeseboard of calamity with Come Curious

5/13/2019
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How not to experiment with coldplay, how many batteries you should take to a swingers party in Jamaica and what to do if your bank manager calls you up at work... when you work as a cam girl. Florence and Reed aka Come Curious share what they've learned from their podcast and online channel. And thanks to Richard; his great story has a hole in it.

Duration:00:32:33

The miseducation of Harry Clayton-Wright

5/5/2019
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The worst/best videos teachers showed you, Harry’s Tumblr life and his dad’s unusual approach to sex education. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:30:01

Porn with Sophie Anderson

4/28/2019
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Pornstar and viral sensation Sophie Anderson joins Alix and Riyadh to talk all things porn; from fear of joining the industry to becoming an LGBT icon. Plus she reveals stories of when watersports goes wrong, driving the ‘Fake Taxi’ and the perils of numbing cream.

Duration:00:43:15

A&E with Dr Alex George

4/21/2019
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Love Island’s Dr Alex reveals his most bizarre sexual A&E stories, why he ‘abstained’ on the show and the perils of dating when famous. Plus Alix reads a WILD listener story that ends with one hospital visit, two concerned parents and a near concussion. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share, email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk.

Duration:00:36:19

On A Roll with Aaron Simmonds

4/14/2019
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Award winning comedian and wheelchair user Aaron Simmonds talks strip Harry Potter Trivial Pursuit, phantom limbs and manscaping. Additional production support provided by BBC Ouch.

Duration:00:33:48

Sex parties with Amrou Al-Kadhi

4/6/2019
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Sex parties, Iraqi families and being non-binary in the gay dating scene with drag performer and filmmaker Amrou Al-Kadhi. Thanks to Victoria for sharing a story of an overpopulated jacuzzi! We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:37:37

The big penis problem

3/31/2019
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Comedian Stephen Bailey talks about the problem with big penises, and what he learned from Paris Hilton’s sex tape. Plus a listener shares the perils of post-coital politics. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:37:49

Vaginal worship at sex camp

3/24/2019
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Comedian Fran Bushe talks about squirting workshops, sex camp and the perils of vaginal eggs in her quest for better sex. Plus Alix reads one of the most intense stories we’ve ever had on the pod. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:39:00

A mile high with Munroe Bergdorf

3/17/2019
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Munroe Bergdorf joins Alix and Riyadh to talk about porn preferences, awkward threesomes, joining the mile high club and trans lingerie. After last week’s chat about objectophilia, Alix challenges Munroe and Riyadh to a game of sex toy or rollercoaster. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk *for the backstory on Barbie listen to Season 2 episode 6 with Adam Rowe. *for the backstory...

Duration:00:45:17

Getting dirty with a naked cleaner

3/10/2019
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We’ve cleaned up our act for Series 3. Ethan the naked cleaner joins Riyadh Khalaf and Alix Fox, sharing how to avoid bleach near your bits, hoarders’ houses and the worst fluid/surface combo to clean. Thanks to Alex for sharing a story of what could have been… We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk *for the backstory on the milking machine listen to Master Dom’s episode in Season 1

Duration:00:39:15

Ready to go again?

3/3/2019
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We’re warming up for Series 3, with loads more of your hilarious tales of sexual fail. We’re still recording the series, so if you’d like to send us a story email us! unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:02:46

A Bonus Boner

12/23/2018
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Jack Ladd has written an erotic tale of Alix and Riyadh. Could this happen IRL? You’ll have to wait for Series 3 to find out. We’ll be back in early 2019. In the meantime, if you have a hilarious (real life) tale of sexual fail let us know – unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:12:01

E16S2: What’s your favourite part?

12/16/2018
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Relax in the afterglow of the epic session that was Series 2. Alix and Riyadh show each other their favourite bits – featuring Jason Dorito, the hidden condom, where Barbie was and more. If you only listen to one episode make it this one. Thanks to all the anons for sharing stories this series! If you have a hilarious tale of sexual fail for Series 3 let us know – unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:21:27