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Let’s be honest, sex rarely looks like it does in the movies. Welcome to Riyadh & Alix’s safe space for your stories of when sexy times go a bit awry. Not for the faint hearted!

Let’s be honest, sex rarely looks like it does in the movies. Welcome to Riyadh & Alix’s safe space for your stories of when sexy times go a bit awry. Not for the faint hearted!
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United Kingdom

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BBC

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Let’s be honest, sex rarely looks like it does in the movies. Welcome to Riyadh & Alix’s safe space for your stories of when sexy times go a bit awry. Not for the faint hearted!

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English


Episodes

Dom-ing with Desiree Burch

5/19/2019
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From the tooth guy to labelling, comedian Desiree Burch shares titbits from life as virgin dominatrix, being a bisexual and the differences between sex in the US and UK. Thanks to Sam and Alexander for sharing tales of safe words and telephone guidance…

Duration:00:40:00

A cheeseboard of calamity with Come Curious

5/13/2019
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How not to experiment with coldplay, how many batteries you should take to a swingers party in Jamaica and what to do if your bank manager calls you up at work... when you work as a cam girl. Florence and Reed aka Come Curious share what they've learned from their podcast and online channel. And thanks to Richard; his great story has a hole in it.

Duration:00:32:33

The miseducation of Harry Clayton-Wright

5/5/2019
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The worst/best videos teachers showed you, Harry’s Tumblr life and his dad’s unusual approach to sex education. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:30:01

Porn with Sophie Anderson

4/28/2019
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Pornstar and viral sensation Sophie Anderson joins Alix and Riyadh to talk all things porn; from fear of joining the industry to becoming an LGBT icon. Plus she reveals stories of when watersports goes wrong, driving the ‘Fake Taxi’ and the perils of numbing cream.

Duration:00:43:15

A&E with Dr Alex George

4/21/2019
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Love Island’s Dr Alex reveals his most bizarre sexual A&E stories, why he ‘abstained’ on the show and the perils of dating when famous. Plus Alix reads a WILD listener story that ends with one hospital visit, two concerned parents and a near concussion. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share, email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk.

Duration:00:36:19

On A Roll with Aaron Simmonds

4/14/2019
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Award winning comedian and wheelchair user Aaron Simmonds talks strip Harry Potter Trivial Pursuit, phantom limbs and manscaping. Additional production support provided by BBC Ouch.

Duration:00:33:48

Sex parties with Amrou Al-Kadhi

4/6/2019
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Sex parties, Iraqi families and being non-binary in the gay dating scene with drag performer and filmmaker Amrou Al-Kadhi. Thanks to Victoria for sharing a story of an overpopulated jacuzzi! We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:37:37

The big penis problem

3/31/2019
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Comedian Stephen Bailey talks about the problem with big penises, and what he learned from Paris Hilton’s sex tape. Plus a listener shares the perils of post-coital politics. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:37:49

Vaginal worship at sex camp

3/24/2019
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Comedian Fran Bushe talks about squirting workshops, sex camp and the perils of vaginal eggs in her quest for better sex. Plus Alix reads one of the most intense stories we’ve ever had on the pod. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:39:00

A mile high with Munroe Bergdorf

3/17/2019
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Munroe Bergdorf joins Alix and Riyadh to talk about porn preferences, awkward threesomes, joining the mile high club and trans lingerie. After last week’s chat about objectophilia, Alix challenges Munroe and Riyadh to a game of sex toy or rollercoaster. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk *for the backstory on Barbie listen to Season 2 episode 6 with Adam Rowe. *for the backstory...

Duration:00:45:17

Getting dirty with a naked cleaner

3/10/2019
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We’ve cleaned up our act for Series 3. Ethan the naked cleaner joins Riyadh Khalaf and Alix Fox, sharing how to avoid bleach near your bits, hoarders’ houses and the worst fluid/surface combo to clean. Thanks to Alex for sharing a story of what could have been… We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual fail you want to share you can email us unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk *for the backstory on the milking machine listen to Master Dom’s episode in Season 1

Duration:00:39:15

Ready to go again?

3/3/2019
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We’re warming up for Series 3, with loads more of your hilarious tales of sexual fail. We’re still recording the series, so if you’d like to send us a story email us! unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:02:46

A Bonus Boner

12/23/2018
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Jack Ladd has written an erotic tale of Alix and Riyadh. Could this happen IRL? You’ll have to wait for Series 3 to find out. We’ll be back in early 2019. In the meantime, if you have a hilarious (real life) tale of sexual fail let us know – unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:12:01

E16S2: What’s your favourite part?

12/16/2018
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Relax in the afterglow of the epic session that was Series 2. Alix and Riyadh show each other their favourite bits – featuring Jason Dorito, the hidden condom, where Barbie was and more. If you only listen to one episode make it this one. Thanks to all the anons for sharing stories this series! If you have a hilarious tale of sexual fail for Series 3 let us know – unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

Duration:00:21:27

E15S2: Samantha Baines talks NSFW

12/9/2018
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Warning: contains explicit punograpy. The real 360 annual appraisal, Channing Tatum’s journey from stripper to fawn and what your barista is really doing in the stockroom… comedian Samantha Baines reads your stories of sex going wrong at work, and Riyadh finally breaks the seal and becomes a pundamentalist.

Duration:00:42:16

E14S2: Jack Ladd enters a world of pain

12/2/2018
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There’s a fine line that we obviously crossed so you didn’t have to. Erotic writer Jack Ladd discusses throuples, double penetration and sub-spacing.

Duration:00:37:07

E13S2: Discovering Brennan Reece

11/25/2018
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Broken lipsticks, iron bedframes and eye surgery… when things aren’t what they seem. Comedian Brennan Reece reads your stories and discovers during the recording that he likes nipples.

Duration:00:33:15

E12S2: Foreplay with Fern Brady

11/18/2018
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Warming up, getting hot, the storm before the calm… just don’t call it foreplay; Alix explains why she doesn’t like the word. Plus your stories of licking, kissing, farting and, er, inappropriately timed blood and Little Britain. Fern Brady reads your stories

Duration:00:30:32

E11S2: Holiday sex in Malta

11/11/2018
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Cruising on a family holiday, how to self-pleasure while sharing a room and a disastrous encounter with the army; Malta’s first comedy drag queen Chucky Bartolo aka Tolqueen helps Alix and Riyadh read your stories. Alix shares stories from Japan’s largest sex store and Riyadh reveals his passion for aviation. Recorded live in Malta.

Duration:00:36:50

E10S2: Sloppy Seconds Stories With Marvin Abbey

11/4/2018
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Rogue toenails, over friendly dogs and awful advice from mums all feature in our Sloppy Seconds tales this week, mopping up the best stories on previous themes. Marvin from 1Xtra’s 3 Shots of Tequila reads your stories and reveals some of his own surprising habits.

Duration:00:34:57