Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

It's a holiday weekend, so we're kicking things off with worst things first and then heading straight into our chasers. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Unhappy Hour is thrilled to announce our very own RANT HOTLINE! Leave us a ranting voicemail, whether it's about the one thing you hate that everybody else loves, or just something you really need to get off your chest. Because we might all be apart right now, but nothing brings us together like a little complaining. Here's the number to call in:...

Fred The Goat strikes again, giant lizards in Georgia, and diving deep into mornings. After that, we have Monica Padman from Armchair Expert on the pod to talk about Scottie Pippen, dating, and The Wonder Years. Bari just started Hulu's The Great and Matt is watched Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy versus The Reverend. You can follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, Monica Padman @mlpadman on IG, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod.

Monkeys breaking into ATMS, children stealing cars, and deep diving into the evils and necessities of walking outside during a pandemic. After that, we have actor and comedian Jackie Tohn in the studio. This interview was back in February, and we talk about Star Wars, paper towels, and doing stunts on GLOW. Bari's been watching Insecure on HBO and Matt already finished The Good Fight on CBS All Access! Follow Matt on the socials @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, Jackie @jackietohn, and...

Britney burned down her gym, baking is ruined by a scientist, and we deep dive into why grocery shopping is THE WORST. After that, we have comedian Alex English (@alex3nglish) in the actual stude to talk about tequila, college days, and the National Lampoon Radio Hour. Bari is finishing up Justified and Matt is still watching The Good Fight. Follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod.

Social shredding, fire ant arsenals, and deep diving into the horror of video conferencing. After that, we've got comedian Savannah DesOrmeaux in the stude! Savannah and Matt talk dating, Instagram filters, and her Youtube show Ghost Town. Bari is watching Run and Matt is almost done with The Good Wife. You can follow Matt and Bari on social media! Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod.

Shirtless court hearings, lamp love, and deep diving into laundry. Then comedian, writer, and actress Mitra Jouhari joins the pod to talk about birds, writing for Big Mouth, and her new show on Adult Swim, Three Busy Debras. Bari's been watching Three Busy Debras and Justified and Matt's watching RuPaul's Drag Race, Schitt's Creek finale and documentary, and The Good Wife. Make sure to follow everyone one social media: Bari (@finkelbaripie), Matt (@mattbellassai), and Unhappy Hour...

An X-rated Easter Egg surprise, Zac Efron in the hot seat, and deep diving into cooking in quarantine. Guest complainer Alison Roman (Dining In, Nothing Fancy, @alisoneroman) talks Matt through his cooking questions and shares her thoughts on Ina Garten, bell peppers, and her viral recipe, #TheCookies. Bari's been watching BBC's This Country on Hulu and Matt's added Kids Baking Championship to his watchlist. Make sure to follow everyone one social media: Bari (@finkelbaripie), Matt...

Flaming toilet paper, April FOOLS, and diving deep into not being able to catch our ZZZ's. Also, wtf does catching ZZZ's even MEAN?! Don't worry, we'll tell you. After that, we've got comedian, actor, and musician Whitmer Thomas as our guest complainer to talk about high school, being in a hurry, and his HBO special: The Golden One. This week Bari's watching the third season of Elite and Matt's watching the third season of Westworld and re-watching Arrested Development. Follow everyone on...

A French Marathoner (aka show-off), a fatberg made of t-shirts, and deep diving into the hottest men of the year! Sports may be cancelled, but nothing can stop Hot Guy March Madness: Apocalypse Edition. Bari has been watching The X-Files and Matt has started Tiger King. You can get our bracket on Twitter: @UnhappyHourPod. And follow Bari @finkelbaripie and Matt @MattBellassai!

Accidentally stealing TVs, a canary mastiff goes "Homeward Bound," and deep diving into a bunch of our chasers, because when there's a pandemic going on, you need some good stuff to help the bad stuff go down. After that, we have actor Erinn Hayes on the pod to talk about Elf on the Shelf, concerts, and her Netflix show Medical Police. Bari recommends binging Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Matt lists his favorite episodes from The Office, Veep, 30 Rock and more. Follow everyone on social...

A cow on the loose, an enterprising postal worker, and deep diving into being home alone, aka #QuarantineLife. After that, comedian Fortune Feimster joins Matt on the pod to talk about dating in college, the Bachelor, and her new Netflix special, Sweet and Salty. Bari watched Umbrella Academy and Matt finished McMillions. To catch everyone's posts while social distancing, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter Only).

An ice cream licker, a giant beehive, and deep diving into your gross personal hygiene. After that, we have actor Rob Huebel, who you know from basically everything you love (Big Mouth, Children's Hospital, Transparent, etc). Rob and Matt talk about free stuff, children's birthdays, and Rob's new show, Medical Police. Bari is watching The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, and Matt is watching Love is Blind. Follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on...

A fried chicken hold-up, a literal pill trail, and diving deep into exercises that make us sweaty and ANGRY! After that we have actor/master brewer Dylan Sprouse in the stude to talk about fantasy films, underwear flaps, and his Brooklyn meadery, All-Wise. Bari is on the second season of Fargo, and Matt has started Everything's Going To Be Okay. For social media, follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only).

A panicked deer, a journaling criminal, and deep diving into plants. After that, writer and podcast host Ashley C. Ford joins us in the stude to talk about dating comedians, Matt's astrology sign, her new podcast "Fortune Favors The Bold". On social media, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only).

Pizza inspections, an old lady buys condoms, and deep diving in technology. After that we have comedian Moshe Kasher in to talk about hipsters, quitting coffee, and his new comedy album Crowd Surfing. Bari is watching the new season of High Maintenance and Matt saw Moulin Rouge for the first time. Follow Bari and Matt @finkelbaripie and @mattbellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (Twitter only).

An Oscar Meyer Weiner incident, a bag full of drugs, and diving deep into YOUR love lives! Guest complainer and resident dating expert Lane Moore (Tinder Live!) helps answer your questions about relationships. Bari and Matt are both watching McMillions and they're lovin' it. For social media, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only).

Chubby owls, snakes in couches, and deep diving into the big blue wet thing we know and HATE as oceans! There's no guest this week, so we're heading straight into our chasers. Bari is watching the second season of Shrill and Matt just finished Cheer. For social media, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and the podcast @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only). Next week is our annual ValenWhine's Day episode with Lane Moore, where we answer your dating questions! So if you need...

Sexy bananas, devil cats, and diving deep into hangovers. Then we've got comedian and author Josh Gondelman on the pod! Bari is watching the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm and Matt is watching season two of Sex Education. Follow the team on social media: Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).

Urine soaked escalators, stolen cats, and deep diving into Matt's rules of sidewalk etiquette. After that, we have comedian Karen Chee in the stude to talk about kid's tv shows, math, and wearing socks to bed. Bari is watching the 3rd season of The Leftovers, and Matt is starting The Simpsons. Follow the team on social media: Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).

Dipping sauces, squirrel burglars and diving deep into the unholy time of the year that is football season. After that, we have podcast host Bobby Finger (Who? Weekly) in the studio! We talk about 2020 Oscar snubs, Bobby's favorite nurse practitioner, and starter homes. Bari gushes about Little Women and Matt watched all of The Morning Show. You can follow the team on social media, @finkelbaripie, @mattbellassai, and @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only).