Wait, You Haven't Seen That?!

Join the team for our FINAL EPISODE of Wait, You Haven’t Seen That?! The podcast. In this final installment, the gals jump back into our discussion of the 1997 not-really-a-classic classic, Beautician and the Beast with incomparable Fran Drescher. Brie still lovin’ on the 90s and the surprisingly diverse time it was and also appreciates Joy making the conversation for change productive. Sista likes that Fran adapts so well and compares Fran to Leslie Knope in her advocacy skills. Megan is obsessed with the massage scene and is impressed by Fran’s teaching pedagogy. Alternative episode titles include: 1) We’re In a Rom-Com Y’all, 2) Worried About Assassins, 3) Horn Ball Carl, 4) Come Be Better, 5) What Would Fran Do, 6) Umbilical Cord Purse, 7) Big Fran Energy, 8) Casually Unionizing, 9) Feelings Corner, 10) Teagy Bouffants

The squad rides for a final time on Brie’s last pic of the pod, ‘97 classic Beautician and the Beast! Strap on your bouffants and shimmy into your high waisted colorful pants. Brie declares that this film proves that no one can hate Fran but she also hates the kitten heels. Sista loves that Fran calls out bullshit while inviting change and she believes that Joy dreams in cartoons. Megan isn’t mad about loving this film even though she can put off some serious Grinch vibes. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Millennial Girl Acclaim, 2) Fran Melts Hearts, 3) No Dictator Staches, 4) Fran is a Force, 5) True Joy Meeller, 6) Fran the Millennial Savior, 7) Wigs on Fire, 8) Repressed Puff

It's the FINAL STAR WARS EP, Y'ALL!! Join the team for Part 2 of their discussion of Rise of Skywalker with local Star Wars expert guest, Sarah Valentino. Brie has an amazing deep cut reference recalling that General Pride was in Spice World, and she still deeply loathes Luke (surprise, surprise). Sarah explains the thought process of Force Ghosts and hates that they gave Poe a background as a Spice Runner (he already had a backstory from the comics!). Sista feels should have stayed dead and comes through with the Buffy references. Megan doesn't like how Leia was written after Carrie Fisher passed away and is processing all of this through the writing of her fanfiction. Alternative titles include: 1) Woo-Woo Force Ghosts, 2) Armi-TAGE Tucks, 3) General Pride Parade, 4) Shootin' Wads Off, 5) JJ Can't Close, 6) Good Guys=No Consequences, 7) Tinfoil Hat Territory, 8) Holograms Can Touch, 9) Old Luke is Better, 10) Glitter Sabers, 11) No Magic? Who Cares?

The final Star Wars episodes are HERE! Check it out as the squad and resident Star Wars expert, Sarah Valentino, discuss The Rise of Skywalker and boy do we have LOTS of feelings about it. Brie really wanted Stormpilot to happen and doesn’t understand who the hell would sleep with Palpatine. Sarah thinks TROS ruined Poe by adding the Zori history so he could be perceived more hetero and really wanted Rey to be ok with who she is. Sista notes that it is the first time her and Zach did not go...

Welcome back for Part 2 of Space Vegas, we mean, The Last Jedi! Joining the squad this week is beloved guest and brother to Sista, Zach Luna, co-host of the SpiderMan Minute Podcast! Zach explains how Rian does elegant storytelling and also calls our boy Finn out to not be complicit with fascism. Brie really wants to make SURE there is no incest on the horizon in TROS and absolutely adores Benico del Toro as DJ. Sista discusses connecting contrasting concepts and helps us understand what...

It’s time to let the past die with those Star Wars prequels and celebrate the new squad in The Last Jedi! Joining Megan, Brie, and Sista on this excellent adventure is Zach Luna! Sista’s brother and co-host of the amazing Spider-Man Minute Podcast. Welcome Zach in all his Star Wars cinema buff glory as he nerds out over the metatextualness of the stories in Star Wars. Brie is still luke warm on Luke and can’t stomach Rey’s horrendous capris. Sista focuses in on the Scooby Gang splitting up...

Aaaaand we're back for part 2 of the 90's classic coming-of-age film: Now and Then. Brie has an out of body experience that Megan hasn't seen Mermaids and is hung up on the gals being ill-prepared for rain. Sista hates that they're always almost drowning and loves all the death themes. Megan was real bad at math as a teen and is clearly trying to do too many things. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Pen Peeks Under Duress, 2) Lesbian Undertones, 3) Ride or Die Friends, 4) No Balls for...

The squad is hitchin’ a ride back to the swinging 70’s with this week’s Brie pick, Now and Then! Join Sista, Brie, and Megan as they embark on this excellent women written, directed, and produced film about four pre-teen gals coming into womanhood and solving a town kept secret. Brie notes how important representation is and feels all weird when the teen hormones get too real. Sista is hung up on the lack of supervision in the 70’s but loves the lady marauder vibes. And Megan wanted to see...

Bust out your lightsabers and get ready to throw a temper tantrum cuz it’s time for Part 2 of The Force Awakens with your girls and special guest, Sarah! Join our squad as Sarah educates us on Han and Leia’s relationship and all of the missing pieces since Return of the Jedi. Brie shares her love of Gwendolyn Christie and admits she is more into this branch of Star Wars. Sista recognizes that Leia is a goddamn PILLAR OF STRENGTH. And Megan is ready to captain the S.S. Reylo ship and gets...

Lightsabers, droids, and speeders—Oh my! That’s right, we’re BACK in the Star Wars universe with the new sequel series and special Star Wars guest, Sarah! Kicking things off with the first part of The Force Awakens. Join the squad as Sarah schools us on why the First Order and the Empire didn’t use clones anymore (spoiler alert, it’s dark). Brie falls in love with the StormPilot ship. Sista celebrates the imagination of fanfic and points out the bullshit of toxic masculinity. And Megan draws...

Welcome back to our second installment of the ever alluring film, The Birdcage! Join the squad and special guest Michelle Vigil as we jump back into the fresh, fab, and fetching world of Nichols and May's The Birdcage. Michelle chats about the coke epidemic of the late 80's and early 90's while reminiscing on her love of Portia De Rossi. Brie absolutely loooooves the diversity of drag. Sista hates that Nathan and Robin couldn't kiss on screen in the 90's, even though they were the...

It’s time for another Brie AND Sista pick! That’s right. This week’s film newb is Megan! Join the squad and special guest Michelle Vigil as they sashay their way through The Birdcage. Michelle has roots in what the Florida drag scene really looked like in the 90’s and schools the team. She’s also full of deep cut references. Brie declares that Teagan would never ask what Val asks Armand to do (because Val is a dick). Sista relives watching her first rated R movie as a wee one and loving this...

Our official conclusion to the prequel series of Star Wars, join the squad for part 2 of their discussion on Revenge of the Sith. Brie hates the youngling training and wasn’t into this season’s Sith collection. Sista likes Hayden’s guyliner and loves those dark side/light side lighting choices. And Megan is now on board with the Obi-Wan/Anakin ship (sorry Sista) and goes on a healthy relationship soapbox (you’re welcome everyone). Alternative titles include: 1) Jedi Babysitters, 2) Youngling...

Aaaannnnd we’re back into the prequels! That’s right. The FINAL installment of the Star Wars prequel series: Revenge of the Sith, Part 1! Join the team as we dive into another rant and rave session of critical enjoyment and loving banter. Brie is emotionally dead inside from this final installment but she finally read the intro scroll! Sista understand that the internet is a beautiful thing and makes a strong Elsa/Anakin parallel argument. Megan is pumped on the new TROS trailer, gets all...

Join the squad for the second half of our dive into the 90’s not-so-brilliant bust, The Bodyguard! Brie hates that a common theme in the movie seems to be exploiting her girl Whitney. Sista is hung up on the ZERO chemistry between our two stars. And Megan haaaaates that white knight trope. Alternative titles include: 1) Poor Choices Were Made, 2) Trope Walmart, 3) Make Out Head Grabs, 4) Girls Can’t Say F*ck, 5) 0 to Samurai Flirting, 6) Bulletproof Buttons, 7) Samurai Sword Panties, 8)...

Time for another Brie Pick! We have nothing, if we don’t have this film on our pod. That’s right, join the squad for a dive into the 90’s classic with that tantalizing soundtrack: The Bodyguard. Brie brings up the BS of men tryin’ to leave our girl, Whitney, out of what’s happening in her house when she’s paying their salaries. Sista hates all the infantilizing of Rachel’s character and that pesky Madonna/Whore complex Hollywood seems to love. Megan is super proud of her 5th grade DARE...

Join us again for another dip into the Star Wars Prequels as we wrap up this dumpster fire of a film: Attack of the Clones. Megan talks about how necessary it is to get a verbal “yes” for consent and how important it is for ladies to be at the table to talk about these films (problematic relationships yo)! Brie is into Samuel L. Jackson as Mace Windu (and promptly forgets that old emperor white dude). Sarah discusses the origins of the Force Ghost phenomenon and the meaning behind lightsaber...

Jumping back into the prequel trilogy y’all and we’re joined by our rad guest and resident Star Wars expert, Sarah! Join our rebel badass babes as Sarah finally unveils what in the hell that farm on Tatooine was for (spoiler alert: it’s a moisture farm) and schools our hosts on the concept of Jedi love. Brie doesn’t love the cat-lady chic of this Star Wars fashion collection. Sista has all the hate for the clunky relationship that is Aname (yea…that’s their ship name). And Megan got her...

Welcome back to our continued conversation about The Associate! Join the team as we again discuss the 90’s movie that explores a black women’s quest to become a top financial advising exec in a sea of homoerotic white dudes. Megan, of course, brings up toxic masculinity ruining everything. Brie discusses her love of ice skating and Ricki Lake. Sista reveals she went to the same elementary school as JonBenet Ramsey!? Alternative episode titles include: 1) Tits Out = Bigger Deals, 2) Get Your...

Brie pick #2! Join the team as we listen to the 1996 workplace comedy fighting the patriarchy: The Associate. Whoopi Goldberg leads this cast as a badass black lady, crushing the Wallstreet game. However, she can't seem to get ahead because of the shitty white man bullshit. The squad is fired up! Listen in as Brie explains the importance of NOT doing black face. Like, seriously. Come on people. Megan gets mad that Sally isn't included in the scheming and the damn women stereotypes that keep...