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Tourists will dress up and ‘fight’ at the Colosseum – and Romans are furious. Google AI chatbot responds with a threatening message: "Human … Please die." Don’t sit on the toilet for more than 10 minutes, doctors warn. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Indian Man Killed By His Brothers For Bringing Chicken Home to a Party. 24 hour pizza vending machines debut in Michigan but is it tasty? Cigarette Smuggler Caught Trying to Cross River Disguised as a Water Plant. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Texas medical school ordered to stop liquefying bodies after using them for training. Person dressed in a bear costume to fake attacks on cars for insurance payout. Australians asked to chart their farts by government for research. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman stabs brother in the neck for talking over the stove while cooking. Human head is found on a Florida beach. Floridaman commited lewd acts underneath elderly woman's home. Spirit Airlines flight from Fort Lauderdale to Haiti diverted to Dominican Republic after being struck by gunfire. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Lunchables removed from U.S. national school lunch program for lead and cadmium content. Police officer suspended 15 days for throwing away piece of victim’s skull in Quebec. Ban on women marrying after 25: The bizarre proposal to boost birth rate in Japan. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Man declares himself to be Jesus and beats up seven monks at a monastery in Spain in religious rampage. German butcher sells racoon sausages in bid combat their overpopulation. Trump's election results prompt a wave of rage room bookings as people deal with their stress. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Pope Francis keeps accidentally tweeting about the New Orleans Saints NFL football team. Vancouver couple sues Irish nanny for quitting and not saying bye to the kids. Mattel’s Wicked Dolls Mistakenly List Adult Film Website on Packaging. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

North Korean troops have been allowed access to the internet and they're addicted to porn. Dingo Dinkelman, known as 'South Africa's Steve Irwin,' dies of snake bite at 44. Residents warned after 43 monkeys escape research facility known as "Monkey Island" in South Carolina. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man bitten twice by shark at same beach over a decade apart. Floridaman arrested for punching a police horse. Floridaman Faces Charges After Placing Explosives in Casino Toilet. Floridaman expecting to be tied up to have sex with young woman on the beach, instead is attacked with a hatchet instead. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Owners of new home find skeleton of the previous owner dead 15 years in the attic. Number of high school boys in Japan who have had first kiss falls to 1970s levels. Hackers demand French Electric Company pay a $125k ransom in baguettes. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Ambulance hits Oregon cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 bill. Fireball whiskey co. plans to collect heartbroken football fans’ tears for new whiskey. Naked drunnk British tourist falls from balcony in Thailand covered in poo. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

NYC private school will let 'distressed' students skip day after election. Social media famous squirrel seized in raid after anonymous complaints. Oregon bats win annual bat beauty contest three years in a row. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Thousands attend a fake invented Halloween parade in Dublin. Pre-rolled cannabis joints found in kids Halloween treats in Nova Scotia. Dangerously cold ice cream sandwich leads to lawsuit against airline. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman Trump supporter threatens elderly Democrats with machete at the polls. Drunk Floridaman Arrested at Walt Disney World Had to be Carted Off in a Spit Mask. Also what's a spit mask? Floridaman Breaks Into Mark Zuckerberg's Yacht, Starts Throwing Stuff into the Water. Floridaman church burglar searched 'Where do church keep money'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Fire chief apologizes after group attended Halloween party dressed in KKK costumes. In a first since 1938, Des Moines, Iowa, kids will trick-or-treat on Halloween night. Hindu priest claimed he could fly, died after falling from top of mountain. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot named Luce. Woman dies after backing into airplane propeller while taking pictures. Women in China get phone calls from government workers asking: 'Are you pregnant now?'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Farmer arrested after reportedly 'hog-tying' two men on quad bike. Snoop Dogg Confirms He Has A Staffer Who Makes Sure People He’s Smoking Marijuana With Don’t Get Too High. Man Complaining of Indigestion Had Live Cockroach in His Intestines. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Pizzeria served marijuana laced pies leading to high, hospitalized customers. Employee's homemade meal blamed for mass food poisoning at work. Fraudsters steal 22 tons of artisan cheddar cheese. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman Confronts Son with a Machete for Forgetting His Birthday. Floridaman car dealer carjacks one of his own customers. Lieutenant Dan, the Floridaman, who gained fame riding out the hurricanes on a boat, is arrested. Florida Man Tries To Cut Off and Eat a Karate Teacher’s Toes For Concert Tickets. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Oral sex is now the leading risk factor for throat cancer. French bulldog dies on Alaska Airlines flight after being moved from first class to coach. Goldfish crackers change their name to Chilean Sea Bass...crackers? // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones