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Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.

Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.
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United States

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Anchor FM

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Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.

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English


Episodes

Nuns stole $500k to gamble in Vegas. Man's zebras assassinated one by one.

12/12/2018
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Nuns stole $500k from Catholic Church to gamble in Las Vegas. Iowa man's zebras being assassinated one by one. Kent State graduate brought an AR-15 to campus and claims she's a victim of racism. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:24:09

Ecstasy pill found in child's burger. Miss BumBum contest ends in fight

12/11/2018
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Teacher accused of forcibly cutting a child's hair in class. Miss Brazilian BumBum contest ends in a fight and fines. Ecstasy pill found in child's hamburger from a Texas Sonic drive-thru. Many calls too. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:31:36

Blow-up sex doll sheep for nativity scene? Candy canes banned cuz J stands for Jesus?

12/10/2018
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Principal bans candy canes cuz J stands for Jesus? Mom sends son to school with a sex doll blowup sheep for nativity scene. Man arrested after telling kids Santa isn't real. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:15:34

Illegal dental bus. Grandma placed in a male prison.

12/7/2018
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FLORIDA FRIDAY! A couple ran illegal dental office out of a bus. Grandmother mistaken for man ends up in male prison. Parents can now monitor teens with GPS ankle bracelets. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:24:53

Bacon vending machine! Altar boys put weed in the censer.

12/6/2018
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Non-stick frying pans can make your penis smaller expert warns. Ohio State gets a bacon vending machine. Altar boys arrested for putting weed in the censer. Calls and emails. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:23:07

Complimentary Butt Lift death. Millennials in China using nudes to secure loans.

12/6/2018
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Wife dies after a botched complimentary Brazilian Butt Lift. Millennials in China are using nude photos and video to secure loans. PETA says phrases like 'bring home the bacon' similar to racial slurs. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:27:51

Science and Lego pooponh. Snowball fight ban overturned by 9 year old.

12/4/2018
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Scientists ate Legos to see how long it takes to poop them out. Football players suspended for running naked with Oreo's wedged in their butts. Boy gets Colorado town to overturn ban in Snowball fighting. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:23:50

Weed in your butt works best. Starbucks ban porn so YouPorn bans Starbucks.

12/3/2018
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Starbucks bans porn in their cafe so YouPorn bans Starbucks in their office. India's controversial baby dropping ritual. Doctor says weed works best if you put it in your butt. Calls too. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:30:13

Horse on the dancefloor? Softball coach impersonator buys kiddie porn.

11/30/2018
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman pulls knife on a man after he complained she farted in the dollar store. Softball coach impersonator arrested for buying child porn. Viral video shows horse rode onto a Miami dance floor. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:18:50

Penis foreskin facials? Man hides bag of Cocaine in his member.

11/29/2018
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Penis foreskin facials could mean the end of the World. Kansas recalls license plates for racial slur. Man pulls bag if Cocaine from his penis following arrest. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:19:17

United States of terrible! Silent disco deemed too loud.

11/29/2018
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Edinburgh council to ban silent disco for being too loud. United States of Shame: most screwed up thing in each of 50 states. Norwegian cruise ships to be powered by dead fish. And calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:25:07

Rat cooking at a burger joint. Worst year in history to be a human is....

11/28/2018
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Burger joint closes after video shows rat grilling. The worst year in history to be a human was... ATM machine found in the Maine woods. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:22:44

World's most isolated tribe kills US missionary. Town of Wool asked to change to Vegan Wool by PETA.

11/26/2018
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Man crushed to death by forklift driven by pet dog. Town of Wool being asked to change name to Vegan Wool by PETA. US tourist killed by Earth's most isolated tribe. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:21:49

Sex with miniature horse lands man in jail. Restaurant busted for using construction drill as a mixer.

11/23/2018
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FLORIDA FRIDAY! Florida restaurant busted for using construction drill as a mixer. Man arrested for having sex with a miniature horse. Police called on a family playing Call of Duty as neighbor thought it was real gunfire. Calls and Thanks as well. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:27:42

Fart controversy at Grand Slam of Darts. Dark Matter Hurricane is coming!

11/21/2018
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Fart controversy at Grand Slam of Darts. Woman has dead husband skinned so she can display his tattoos on the wall. Dark Matter Hurricane is here! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones...

Duration:00:20:47

Sex gone wrong as man's head caught in wife's vagina. 4,000 yr Yelp review on clay tablet discovered.

11/20/2018
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couple hospitalized after man's head gets caught in her vagina. 4,000 year old clay tablet is oldest Yelp review. Australians outraged over sausage safety ruling. Also a fan sent me a gift in the mail! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:24:50

"Human Uber" will live your life for you! Bride reads cheating fiance's texts at the altar.

11/19/2018
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Bride reads her cheating fiance's texts at the altar. Man almost blows up his balls with e-cig accident. Let a "Human Uber" live your life for you! Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:24:12

Herpes monkey's are a danger! Naked intruder makes ramen and plays bongos

11/16/2018
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FLORIDA FRIDAY! Man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos. Monkey's carrying herpes may double experts say. More girls joining Boy Scouts in Central Florida than anywhere else. New patron and emails and bad reviews! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:20:56

LGBTQ ghost hunters. Man builds own exit off highway leading to his business

11/15/2018
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Japan cybersecurity minister admits he's never used a computer. Man builds his own highway exit leading to his business. Group helps LGBTQ ghosts "come out". NEW Patron and tons of calls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:33:47

Naked dabbing peeping Tom terrorizes Jersey. Woman sues ex over his oversized penis.

11/14/2018
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Woman sues ex claiming oversize penis stretched her vagina. Tanzania gov. threatens to deploy army over cashew nut crisis. Naked dabbing peeping Tom in a wig terrorizes Jersey. NEW Patron! Buy my comedy album at http://Jonesy.com w/discount code:WEIRDO Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:24:32