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Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.

Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.
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United States

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Anchor FM

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Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.

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English


Episodes

Horse and pony fetish? Woman shoots ex in the balls for stealing her air conditioner.

6/22/2018
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Florida woman shoots ex husband in the testicles for trying to steal her air conditioner. Florida man breaks into lady's home to pet her family cat. Meet the folks with a pony fetish who showjump all weekend dressed as horses. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Duration:00:18:37

Firefighters shoot porn in the station, suspended. Florida man chugs a beer during DUI stop.

6/21/2018
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Florida man chugged a beer during a police DUI stop and has no regrets. Akron Ohio firefighters suspended for allegedly shooting porn videos in the station. China cracks down on ASMR videos, calling them "softcore porn". And what would you do in all 50 states? my Weirdos call in! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:21:35

Get pregnant, get free Whoppers for life! All you can eat restaurant closes after customers eat too much.

6/20/2018
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Burger King Russia apologies for a World Cup promotion that offered free Whoppers and money to women that get pregnant from soccer players. Man on a mission to mow lawns in all 50 states. All-You-Can-Eat restaurant closes after customers eat too much. Some call ins too! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or...

Duration:00:21:27

And psychopath capital of US is....? Child calls 911 cuz he hates salad. More too!

6/19/2018
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Guess which place is the psychopath capital of the US according to science. A Canadian child calls 911 over a distate for salad. A Florida diner closes and then the owner trolls the bad reviewers on Facebook. Also calls about marijuana and gun control. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Duration:00:27:26

Pot smokers can't buy guns? Man does after deceased mom's coffin falls on him. More!

6/18/2018
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Indonesian man carrying his mother's coffin during funeral dies when it falls on his head. Court rules that medical marijuana card holders can't buy firearms. Musician wins $260,000 in lawsuit against his ex-girlfriend who sabotaged his career. Emails and other podcasts. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or...

Duration:00:20:13

Pimp wins election in NV. Hotel "flu" pays people to catch the flu.

6/15/2018
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A real life legal pimp defeats a Nevada lawyer in GOP race. Missouri's "Hotel Influenza" wants to pay you $3500 to catch the flu. Husband finds the skull of his wife's dead previous hubby in their garden and calls police. Subscribe! Do that thing! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Duration:00:14:26

Cannibalism among friends? Can you teach Russian's to smile for the tourists? More!

6/14/2018
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"Baby Daddy" greeting cards removed from Target stores after accusations of racism. Guy serves his friends tacos made from the flesh of his amputated leg. Russian workers being taught to smile more to prepare for foreign tourists for FIFA. Lots calls too! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Duration:00:29:55

Clitoris: God's antenna to the world! Butcher used suicide bomber sign to sell his bacon and more

6/13/2018
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Butcher in Australia apologizes for making a "suicide bomber" sign in order to sell more bacon. Reverend defends the clitoris in court saying it's "God's antenna to the Universe!". Police warn: Do not call 911 over late pizza. Also calls! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Duration:00:22:34

Drinking dog pee for clear skin? Children write the nastiest obituary for dead mom and more.

6/12/2018
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Woman drinks her own dog's urine in a viral video claiming it cleared up her acne. The children of a dead Minnesota woman write a nasty obituary for her. Saudi Arabian fashion show features drones instead of female models. The Brown Note is an audio tone that sposed to make you poop so listen to this on the toilet. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones...

Duration:00:19:38

Kim Kong's poop needs to be secured! World's largest skinny dip and more.

6/11/2018
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Why North Korea has to hide Kim Jong Un's poop. Biologists discover underwater octopus city calles "Octlantis". New world record for largest skinny dip tool place on Ireland. Plus emails and DMs from Weirdos. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Duration:00:18:48

Woman's tongue pregnant by a squid, Zombie smartphone walkway build in China and more

6/8/2018
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China builds a special "smartphone zombie" pedestrian walkway. Woman gets her tongue pregnant by eating raw squid. US kindergartens now teaching nursery rhymes to prep kids for school shootings. Calls and emails n bad reviews. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Duration:00:22:00

God speaks through a stuffed lion say parents, A psychopathic AI created in the lab!

6/7/2018
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Lottery winner dumps $200,000 worth of manure on his ex boss's front lawn. Scientists create a "psychopath" AI. Couple loses custody of child after they speak in tongues during court to a stuffed lion they claim is voice of God. Lotsa calls too! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Duration:00:21:13

Girl orders KFC just so delivery driver will kill a spider, Strange noises making diplomats I'll in China.

6/7/2018
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Student orders KFC delivery in order to ask the driver to kill a spider. IHOP teases customers on social media with a prank they're changing name to IHOb. A medical mystery grows as US diplomats in China fall I'll after hearing strange sounds. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Duration:00:18:36

Attempted testicle removal fail, Lawsuit over definition of "pickles"?

6/5/2018
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woman arrested for attempting to remove boyfriend's festivals in Ohio. New York school district considering proposal to ban all homework. Couple suiting Texas over the definition of a pickle. Calls too! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Duration:00:17:57

Doctor made rap videos with unconscious half naked patients. Fake cops answered 911 calls for years fooling police

6/5/2018
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Woman slips falls on puke and sues Bass Pro shop cuz she's now "unable to enjoy life". Fake cops responded to 911 calls for years fooling local police. Doctor in trouble for making rap videos with unconscious patients. Also emails and calls. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Duration:00:22:49

Crystal Methvin arrested for crystal meth. "Barbecue" some child molesters anyone?

6/2/2018
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Crystal Methvin arrested for possession of crystal meth in Florida. Man arrested for attempting to "barbecue" child molesters in Florida. Five reasons women can be super pregnant and not know it. Plus funny calls. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Duration:00:20:29

NASA shoots sperm into space. Snoop Dogg breaks record for biggest glass of gin and juice and more.

5/31/2018
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NASA shoots sperm to the International Space Station for astronauts to study. Snoop Dogg breaks the Guinness world record for biggest glass of gin and juice. Man got a 26 inch shower head caught inside his rectum but how? Also some great funny calls. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Duration:00:20:37

How much fart is on your flight? KKK ad featured in front page of newspaper and some more.

5/30/2018
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Scientists figure out how much fart is in the cabin on your average flight. KKK recruitment flyer printed on front page of a Virginia newspaper. Artificial Intelligence is catching criminals in China using facial recognition technology at concerts. Also some nice calls that made me smile! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones...

Duration:00:21:39

Please don't roast marshmallows over the erupting volcano, Evantegist asks followers for $54million private jet as Jesus would've used and more

5/29/2018
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Please don't roast marshmallows over the active volcano in Hawaii the USGS warns citizens. Evangelist asks followers to fund $54 million private jet because "Jesus wouldn't be riding a donkey." Teacher won't face fines for drowning raccoons and opossum in front of students. Some calls and messages! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones...

Duration:00:18:25

Fake pet testicles and cockroach milk? WTF?!

5/25/2018
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Fake pet testicles have made some guy a millionaire. Cockroach milk is now a healthy option if you're a freak. Man tells police he was hit in the face by a meteor. Calls too. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

Duration:00:16:42