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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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United States

Networks:

Anchor FM

Description:

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

Language:

English


Episodes

Floridaman stole horses to set them free. Floridaman and wife got the babysitter drunk for years.

1/23/2021
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman accused of stealing all the horses to set them free. Drunk man stole a tiki hut bar boat in the Florida Keys. Floridaman carjacked car with baby inside, then dropped the baby off at the nearest gas station. Floridaman who is also a dean of a school got the babysitter drunk and high for years. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by...

Duration:00:22:51

First dinosaur butthole ever discovered. Couple arrested for sex on top of a Ferris wheel.

1/21/2021
Thumb injury forces top gamer to retire at age 25. First preserved dinosaur butthole is perfect says paleontologist. Couple arrested for having sex on a Ferris wheel. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on...

Duration:00:25:40

Cocaine Hippos need to be stopped! Phone hotline invites all frustrated people to call in and scream

1/21/2021
Phone hotline urges frustrated people to call and scream. Owner treats his dog’s limping only to find out the dog was imitating him out of sympathy. Colombia’s ‘Cocaine Hippos’ must be stopped according to scientists. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Duration:00:14:36

Vagina scented candle explodes in woman’s home. Penis cupcakes leads to a pastry chef’s arrest.

1/19/2021
Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina scented candle explodes in a woman’s home. It is now legal to compost humans in Washington state. Egyptian woman arrested for making penis decorated cupcakes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH...

Duration:00:18:19

Free divorce for Valentine’s Day! Man lived in an airport for 3 months. Carjacker is a good parent.

1/18/2021
California man lived inside Chicago’s Ohare International airport for 3 months out of Covid-19 fears. Man who stole a car with a child in the backseat later came back and lectured mother. Law firm offering free divorce for Valentines Day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird...

Duration:00:48:03

Florida exposed breasts elevator face off. Floridaman arrested for throwing pancake batter at a lady

1/16/2021
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman sprayed disinfectant into students faces if they wore mask incorrectly. Florida woman with exposed breasts fought Floridaman with exposed breaths inside an elevator. Floridaman arrested for throwing pancake batter at a woman. Why was a tank driving around in a residential Florida neighborhood? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your...

Duration:00:17:49

Magic mushrooms grow in man’s veins after injection. “Rent a person that does nothing” in Japan.

1/14/2021
Magic mushrooms grow in man’s blood after he injected a tea into his veins. Man cannot remember his Bitcoin password stands to lose over $200 million. Rent a person that does in Japan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH...

Duration:00:19:24

Your penis is mine! Hacker locks people’s chastity cage. Surge in cavities among children in Japan.

1/14/2021
Your penis is mine! Hacker uses ransom ware to lock people in their BDSM chastity cage. Surge in cavities among children in Japan result of home lockdowns. Call to shut down the Real Bodies exhibit in Australia. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Duration:00:19:34

Wife caught walking husband on a leash like a dog past curfew. Armed man demands to see the cats.

1/13/2021
Armed man ties up woman at a dog shelter and demands to know where the cats are kept. Canadian wife caught walking her husband on a leash like a dog past curfew. Company in China fines employees who use the toilet more than once per day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird...

Duration:00:23:51

Huge uncontrollable penis on a children’s tv show sparks debate. Dog park may ban dog barking.

1/12/2021
Denmark debuts new children’s tv show about a man with a huge penis. Police officer mistaken for a stripper at a swinger party. No excessive barking signs at a dog park sparks criticism. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH...

Duration:00:23:28

Floridaman tells cops he has cocaine in his butt. Man sent dead rats to his ex wife in Florida.

1/9/2021
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman sent dead rats to his ex wife. Floridaman tells cops he has cocaine in his butt. Dr. Love Floridaman who faked being a teen doc arrested for shipping scam. Floridamen used skulls they stole from a cemetery in their homemade religious shrine. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get...

Duration:00:20:49

Showing butt crack is illegal at strip clubs. You can now eat your Christmas tree! Cannabis for cats

1/7/2021
Strippers arrested at a Texas gentleman’s club for showing their butt cracks. You can now eat your Christmas tree after the holidays! Veterinarians allowed to suggest cannabis for your pet ailments. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Duration:00:25:55

Man changes name to Celine Dion while drunk at Christmas. Don’t eat the poopsicles!

1/6/2021
Poopsicles! Meteorologist warns that icicles contain bird poop. Russian renegade suicide priest arrested on a mountain. Man legally changed his name to Celine Dion after getting drunk watching her Christmas special. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Duration:00:19:39

Best of Weird AF News 2020

1/4/2021
BEST OF 2020 Weird AF News - Laugh it up with Jonesy • Yay • Man had sex with s dolphin for a year • Break • Carjacker on meth and a pet goat adult video store incident • Backspin • Easter eggs with porn inside Florida woman • Yay • Forest service recommends hugging trees instead of persons • Bongo • German police bust underground hair salons • Backspin • Come back with a warrant matt • BLEEP • Anchor • Mayor pretends to be dead to avoid arrest during lockdown party • Backspin • Man broke...

Duration:02:38:39

Floridaman used fire extinguisher to dry off. Floridaman steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven.

1/2/2021
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman in jail after using a fire extinguisher to dry himself off. Floridaman wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings from 7-eleven. Chocolate milk seeking Florida couple jailed for sneaker robbery. Florida woman robs a gas station saying she did it out of boredom. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News...

Duration:00:19:15

Nurse has sex with Covid patient in hospital bathroom. Man busted for his tunnel of love by husband

12/31/2020
Man built secret tunnel between his home and married lover’s house and got busted by her husband. Nurse strips off PPE suit to have sex with Covid patient in the hospital bathroom. King’s Hawaiian sued for not making its sweet rolls in Hawaii. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other...

Duration:00:27:59

Whites-only church opens, is it racist? Sacred toilet paper can’t be saved by firefighters.

12/31/2020
Firefighters fight to save a load of burning sacred toilet paper in Canada. Whites-only church in Minnesota town prompts racist accusations. Japan is developing wooden satellites for space. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -...

Duration:00:17:14

Town uses cannon to fight a vulture plague. Ceiling fan recalled after sharp blades detach.

12/29/2020
Ceiling fans recalled at Home Depot after the blades detach and injure consumers. The identity of French Dressing is an issue with FDA. Plague of vultures forces North Carolina town to install a cannon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Duration:00:19:11

Christmas threesome with Santa, Mrs. Claus and an elf at the mall. Gingerbread monolith discovered.

12/29/2020
Police shut Christmas mall kiosk after intoxicated Sant, Mrs. Claus and an elf had a threesome in public. Gingerbread monolith appears and then collapses on San Francisco hilltop. Man walks circumference of Earth without leaving his home town. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other...

Duration:00:26:52

Florida woman assaults sister with Christmas decoration. Teacher threatens to deport own students.

12/26/2020
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman assaults her sister with a Christmas decoration. Florida couple opens the door to moving plane and exits down the slide with a dog. Floridaman lights his own truck on fire to give the police “something to do”. Florida teacher threatened to call immigration on the students. BONUS - Floridaman Christmas Song. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin....

Duration:00:24:41