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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

Location:

United States

Networks:

Anchor FM

Description:

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

Language:

English


Episodes

Man chops off his penis because he loves cannabis. Outdoor cat ban in Germany to save the birds.

5/24/2022
Man chops off his penis for the greater good and he likes cannabis. Animal welfare groups are not happy that Germany has an outdoor cat ban. Tennessee is the first start to make camping in public a felony. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:25:39

Is an elephant also a person? Entire town shuts down after their only clerk quits.

5/23/2022
New York court will determine if an elephant is also a person. Iraqi university expels students for beheading a pigeon. Entire town in Maine shuts down after one clerk quits. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews -...

Duration:00:21:48

Florida woman attacks man with lettuce. Lady throws rubber snake at police. Florida Ice Ice Baby!

5/20/2022
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman attacked a man with lettuce. Floridaman arrested for calling 911 demanding President Biden be arrested. Florida woman throws a rubber snake at police after high speed chase. Floridaman on trial for murder asks for makeup to cover the gun tattoos on his face. Singing Florida cafeteria workers get surprise visit from Floridaman Vanilla Ice. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by...

Duration:00:17:49

New bar only plays women's sports. Italian man called the police over price of espresso.

5/19/2022
Bar in Portland only plays women's sports on tv. Ohio nonprofit will teach youth how to treat a gunshot wound. Coffee customer in Florence called the police over espresso price. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:18:28

Mastercard allows you to pay using your face. FBI says don't hire any North Korean hackers please.

5/18/2022
Real kissing is finally possible in Virtual Reality. FBI wants you to please not hire any North Korean hackers. Mastercard is about to let you pay using your own face. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check...

Duration:00:25:41

Last Big Mac in Russia is served as McDonald's exits. Thieves return goods following nightmares .

5/17/2022
Russians line up for the very last Big Mac in their country. Thieves return stolen goods after having scary dreams. Middle schoolers accused of sexual harassment for using the wrong gender pronoun. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:14:44

Parents sue their son for not giving them grandchildren. Students asked how to "de-gay" a friend.

5/16/2022
Mother in Utah selling thousands of ounces of her breast milk for the formula shortage. Parents sue their kid for not giving them grandchildren. Homework assignment in Kentucky asks kids to explain how they would de-gay their good friend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH...

Duration:00:20:03

Floridaman driver told cops he only drank at stop signs. Getting arrested was on her bucket list?

5/13/2022
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman tells deputy he only drank at stop signs. Florida woman claims getting arrested was on her bucket list. Floridaman shot in the butt by his wife says he still loves her. Passenger with no flying experience lands a plane in Florida after pilot passes out. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news...

Duration:00:18:33

Lab-grown tiger steaks coming to your table soon. Farting got this soccer player kicked off team.

5/12/2022
China's most handsome young man will sue you if you call him talentless. French soccer player kicked off the team for farting. New company will sell lab grown tiger steaks to restaurants. / Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:15:13

One million free cannabis plants given out by Thai government. When customers become the cooks.

5/11/2022
Thailand is giving away one million free cannabis plants to households. Waffle House customers cook up food after chef quit on the job. Human remains uncovered again as Lake Mead water levels lower. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:13:35

Leader of feces-eating cult arrested. All South Koreans are about to get one year younger.

5/10/2022
Your dream of becoming a dog is now possible with a lifelike dog suit from Japan. All South Koreans will become one year younger. Leader of feces eating cult arrested for bodies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:22:49

Man cuts victim's lawn before stealing their mower. Ms. Pac-Man enters World Video Game Hall of Fame

5/9/2022
Texas man cut victim's lawn before stealing their mower. M. Pac-Man enters the World Video Game Hall of Fame. Couple live full time on cruises because it's cheaper than buying a home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:16:21

Florida mom stops feeding baby cuz it's "so annoying", Drunk lady drove down the stairs, blames GPS.

5/6/2022
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman drunk drives down the stairs blames it on GPS. Florida woman puts house up for sale and it comes with an ex husband. Florida mom stopped feeding her child because it was too annoying. Tropicana offers cereal specifically made for orange juice. Alligator broke into a garage and drank the Diet Coke. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where...

Duration:00:19:27

NASA launches nudes into space to attract horny aliens. Man working at same company for 84 years.

5/5/2022
100 year old man broke world record after working at same company for 84 years. NASA will launch nudes into space to hopefully attract aliens. After many boar attacks, Rome citizens impose a curfew on themselves. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:27:17

Dating sites see surge in men seeking Ukrainian women fleeing war. Smartphone addicted gorilla?

5/4/2022
Delta airlines will now pay flight attendants during boarding. Dating sites notice surge in men seeking Ukrainian women fleeing the war. Smartphone addicted gorilla has screen time cut at the zoo. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:16:52

Navy sergeant forced a semen cocktail onto recruits. Limb lengthening surgery is getting popular.

5/3/2022
Limb lengthening surgery is all the rage. Texas researchers find loads of creepy dolls on the beaches. Navy officer arrested for forcing recruits to drink semen with fish sauce. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:13:46

Feminist witch protest gets hairy. Canada will prosecute crimes on the moon.

5/2/2022
Canada will prosecute crimes on the moon. Family tried to carry home an unexploded shell on the plane as a souvenir. Feminist witch protest kicks off May Day in Berlin. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check...

Duration:00:14:39

Florida mom threatens to blow up school for not feeding her kid enough. No peeing in the Beer Cave!

4/29/2022
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida sheriff tells people to shoot burglars to save tax dollars. Florida mom threatens to blow up school for not feeding her kid enough. Floridaman pees inside the beer cave. Floridaman says he's Jesus, traps a minor in locker room for a kiss. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Duration:00:18:15

Worldwide penis size study will surprise you. Who needs fans at the baseball game when there's cats?

4/28/2022
Worldwide penis sizes will surprise you. Humans are out and the cats are in at Oakland As ballpark. Parents debate over teacher bringing cotton plant into school to teach kids about slaves and the gin. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:24:30

Woman married her cat to avoid eviction. Idiot fooled by a Red Hot Chili Pepper coverband.

4/27/2022
Woman married her pet cat to avoid a landlord eviction. Saudi restaurant shut down for making food in the toilet for 30 years. Fan accidentally buys Red Hot Chili Pepper coverband tickets instead of the real Chili Peppers and is angry. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird...

Duration:00:32:14