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Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.

Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.
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United States

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Anchor FM

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Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.

Language:

English


Episodes

Virginity tests for lady Indonesian police. Flight attendant has sex with porn star.

10/22/2018
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Flight attendant suspended for having a romp with a male porn star in the bathroom. CDC warns against Halloween costumes for your pet chickens. Indonesian police women have to undergo virginity tests. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:25:58

Cops eat stolen Krispy Kreme do nuts. Man shot outside bar for refusing a free shot.

10/19/2018
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Florida Friday! Cops eat donuts after finding stolen Krispy Kreme truck. Man gets 40 years for plotting bombs in Target stores hoping to drive their stock down. Man shot outside Florida bar after refusing to take a shot with shooter. Lots of calls and construction! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:24:56

Woman tries sex toys in middle of Walmart. First toking and driving ticket issued.

10/18/2018
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Canada's first toking and driving ticket issued an hour into legalization. Japanese scientists invented electric gum that never loses flavor. Woman arrested for trying out sex toys in the middle of Walmart. Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW...

Duration:00:30:43

Smart diaper alerts you to poop. Long long history of CVS receipts

10/17/2018
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Smart diaper tells parents when child has peed or pooped. Alarming study showing massive insect loss worldwide. Long long history of CVS receipts. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones...

Duration:00:21:54

Man strips naked, jumps into shark tank at aquarium. Student shared cookies made from grandma's ashes.

10/16/2018
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Student shared cookies made with her grandma's ashes. Boeing 737 crashes through a wall and keeps going. Man enters Ripley's aquarium, strips naked and jumps into shark tank. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:21:48

Man run over by lawnmower while trying to kill son with chainsaw. Man eats pizza every day for forty years.

10/15/2018
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Tennessee dad run over by lawnmower while trying to kill his son with chainsaw. Robot to testify before court for first time ever. Jersey man eats pizza every day for forty years. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...

Duration:00:17:04

Heating urine in the microwave in my store? Crack rocks at the daycare!

10/12/2018
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FLORIDA FRIDAY! Don't microwave your urine in this lady's gas station please. Four year old shows her mom the "teeth" she found at daycare, turns out to be crack. School board member in trouble for asking to "Set Bill Cosby free!". Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:27:45

Man offers girlfriend on eBay as "used". Woman calls 911 on the whales.

10/11/2018
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Woman calls 911 on some humpback whales. Man lists girlfriend on eBay as a joke and gets over $100k offer. Indian police to cut down on the smiling. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones...

Duration:00:18:00

Emotional support squirrel delays flight. Jail awaits trick or treaters over age 12.

10/10/2018
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Trick or treaters under 12 can be jailed in Virginia. Flight delayed due to emotional support squirrel. Woman stabs friend in haunted house with real knife she thought was prop. Many calls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:22:47

Orgie room with Hitler theme causes uproar. Inmates order Chinese food via drone.

10/9/2018
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Thai sex hotel slammed for Nazi themed orgie room. Pizza delivery boy facing 15 years for spitting in food. Irish inmates may have received drone delivered Chinese food. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:22:03

Erectile Dysfunction drug causes man to see red. Cheerleader uses pot brownies as a bribe.

10/8/2018
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Squirrel census in Central Park needs volunteers. Erectile Dysfunction drug makes a man see red permanently. Michigan cheerleader uses pot brownies to bribe students. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:24:00

Bullet in head mistaken for headache. Man tries to buy 8 year old girl at Walmart. Florida Friday!

10/5/2018
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Florida Friday! Man with a headache finds a bullet in his head. Man arrested for trying to buy an 8 year old girl at Walmart for $200k. Man throws a bicycle and a human off a bridge. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:16:36

Exploding eyeball at golf tourney. Thieves steal entire vineyard in one night.

10/4/2018
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Woman's eyeball explodes after being hit with a golf ball at the Ryder cup. Thieves steal an entire German vineyard in one night. Disney puppet master arrested attempting to 3D print a gun. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:16:20

Bionic penis man in a coma after first sex. Zoo uses plastic penguins due to shortage.

10/3/2018
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Man with bionic penis goes into coma after sex. Uber driver catches cheating wife when he picks them up. Zoo hit with penguin shortage resorts to plastic models. Some calls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:25:27

Oral sex talk broadcast by police chopper. First electric scooter DUI.

10/2/2018
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Winnipeg police apologize for x-rated chopper talk overheard by public. Californians living in cars is an epidemic. Los Angeles has first electric scooter DUI. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:19:12

Lindsay Lohan punched while trying to kidnap homeless kids. Maine woman sells moose poop art

10/1/2018
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Lindsay Lohan tries to kidnap homeless kids in Instagram. Teen on female viagara crashes into building. Maine woman sells art made of moose poop. New patron and calls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:27:14

Nude gardner pisses off neighbors. Teacher fired for giving out zeros.

9/28/2018
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Florida Friday!! Nude gardner says he is a private person. Florida teacher fired for given out zeros. Couple steals a boat and takes it to Cuba for honeymoon. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:11:40

Ax-throwing bar deemed unsafe. Milennialls are causing divorce rate to drop.

9/27/2018
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Ax-throwing bar in Michigan deemed unsafe. Milennialls are causing the divorce rate to plummet. Make a chocolate mold of your butthole for a nice gift. Calls n such. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:23:25

Real life Mario Kart is coming! Kindergarten student allowed to bring Cannabis to school.

9/26/2018
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Live Mario Kart coming to Los Angeles. Kindergarten student allowed to take Cannabis meds to school judge rules. Coolest places in the world you're NOT allowed to visit. A review too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:23:04

Dead turtle in her vagina. Bus driver let's teens take the wheel.

9/25/2018
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A dead turtle was found inside a woman's vagina and she doesn't remember how it got there. A sex toy company is making a "Bopit" inspired toy. Indiana school bus driver caught on video allowing kids to drive the bus. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy...

Duration:00:15:55