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Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.

Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.
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United States

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Anchor FM

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Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.

Language:

English


Episodes

Tarantula tacos & other weird eats. Thieves steal $100,000 worth of Ramen.

8/17/2018
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Parents want this NC school to keep spanking their kids. Tarantula tacos and other weird Mexico City eats. Thieves steal $100,000 worth of Ramen noodles. Then lots of calls and such. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:26:23

Vagina beer. Police investigate a hippo spanker.

8/16/2018
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Police investigate a man that spanked a hippo at the LA Zoo. Woman demands a refund for her trip to Spain cuz there were too many Spaniards. Vagina beer is available in Poland. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:15:08

Nude beach allows cows. Man jailed for licking woman's car.

8/15/2018
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Cows allowed to chill on Swedish nudist beaches in heatwave. Man jailed for stalking woman and licking her car. Paris puts out sidewalk urinals. Also Jonesy weighs in in butt play. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...

Duration:00:22:20

Whale balls beer? AI designed to find Waldo.

8/14/2018
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Icelandic beer is made from giant whale testicles. AI powered robot can find Waldo in under five seconds. Man has limbs amputated after being licked by a dog. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:13:27

Man steals plane, says, "I've played videogames". Locals are burning electric scooters in rage.

8/13/2018
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Fed up locals are setting electric scooters on fire and tossing them into the ocean. Man grieved at wrong gravestone for 30 years. Man steals a plane and tells air traffic control, "I got this. I've played video games before." Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and...

Duration:00:20:36

Sex toy airport evacuation. Want a diaper for your chicken?

8/9/2018
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The booming business of luxury chicken diapers. Supermarket let's customers sleepover for the air conditioning. Berlin airport evacuated after security mistakes a sex toy for a hand grenade. New Patreon peeps and emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW...

Duration:00:24:08

"Snapchat Dysmorphia" and plastic surgery. Drunk man wakes up without a penis.

8/8/2018
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Snapchat Dysmorphia fuels new cartoonist plastic surgery requests. Beauty queen resigns her title rather than cover up tattoos. Drunk man wakes up without a penis. Emails and stuff. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:25:19

Pot infused beer is here! Man taunted a Bison and was arrested.

8/7/2018
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Pot infused beer is here but is it legal? Man arrested for taunting a Bison in a viral video. Mets fans offered free therapy from a NY mental health Corp. New Patreon! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:21:13

Body odor turn you on? Elderly men escape home to go to metal fest.

8/6/2018
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Two elderly German men escape a nursing home to attend a heavy metal music festival. Legally blind 96 year old woman still bowls like a boss. Does body odor turn you on? Then head to a Pheromone party near you. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:16:11

Cuddle with goats anyone? Restaurants using facial recognition to remember your order.

8/2/2018
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Restaurants are using facial recognition software to remember how you like your burger. North Caroline goat farm needs human volunteers to cuddle with baby goats. FDA cracks down on the use of "milk" in soy and almond milk. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and...

Duration:00:14:00

Man changes gender for cheaper car insurance. Stolen shark returned.

8/1/2018
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Canadian man changed his gender to save on his auto insurance. Uber drivers are using vomit to scam drivers. Major shark heist in San Antonio ends on a good note. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:19:06

Burglar asks for wifi password. Man takes his alligator on a beer run. More!

7/31/2018
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Jacksonville Florida man takes his pet alligator into the store on a beer-run. Burglar breaks into a couple's home just to ask for their WiFi password. Nude man at Planet Fitness says he thought it was a judgement free zone. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and...

Duration:00:17:50

Nazi pro wrestler is a teacher by day. Woman married herself.

7/30/2018
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Pennsylvania teacher investigated for moonlighting as a Nazi pro wrestler. Horse camp had kids paint on the horse instead of riding. Woman married herself in the beach. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:18:20

Zoo paints donkey to look like a zebra. Man irate over people humping his hedge.

7/27/2018
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Egyptian zoo caught painting stripes on a donkey to make it look like a zebra. Detroit zoo is offering free "zoo poo". Man in UK is fed up with drunk people dryhumping his lovely hedge. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:13:51

Cat telepathy whaaaaat? Solar Eclipse blamed on the devil! more stuff you'll like.

7/26/2018
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Oregon woman finds cougar in her home, uses cat telepathy and eye blinking to remove it. Mysterious Devilry blamed for a weird 3 hour solar eclipse in Siberia. Man steals 4 cacti and Tokyo police stage a stakeout. Also calls and throwback Jim Baker prank. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:29:32

Penis-less sex attacker tricked women for years. Top 20 Weird AF Films.

7/25/2018
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Sex attacker who has no penis duped women into having sex using an "unknown object". Japanese advertising company selling space on women's armpits. Top 20 Weird AF Films. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:18:17

Lawmaker drops draws and yells N word on TV. Ohio DMV uses LeBron Lakers photo to keep people from smiling

7/24/2018
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Georgia lawmaker asked to resign after pulling down his pants and yelling racial slurs on Showtime. Poor R. Kelly releases 19 minute song about pedophilia accusations and legal woes. Ohio DMV uses LeBron Lakers photo to keep people from smiling in their license photo. Emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:22:48

Mummy juice anyone? New viral challenge: jump out of a moving car!

7/23/2018
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Thousands of people want to drink putrid mummy juice found in Egyptian Sarcophagus. New viral challenge: jumping out of a moving car. Millennials outraged after baseball team anounces "Millennial Night" at the park. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW...

Duration:00:23:40

Don't summon a Demon, please. Someone put robot legs on a plant and now I'm frightened.

7/22/2018
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Summoning a demon is one of the worst things you can do this weekend. Robotic legs have been added to a plant so that it can move to sunlight. Man steals his date's car and then uses it to take a different date to the movies. Calls and emails too! SUPPORT Weird AF News HERE: http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Watch Weird AF News on YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy: http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:27:43

Drunk seagulls everywhere but why? Man has "consensual" sex with a horse- says "It winked at me".

7/19/2018
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Over 1,500 animals practice homosexuality. Dozens of drunk seagulls found on British beaches. Man had sex with a horse after it smelled his crotch and winked at him he claims. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...

Duration:00:16:32