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Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.

Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.

Location:

United States

Networks:

Anchor FM

Description:

Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.

Language:

English


Episodes

Drug smuggling cat escapes prison. The return of the zombie cicadas. Dinosaur cancer?

8/5/2020
Researchers in Canada diagnose cancer in a dinosaur for the first time. Zombie cicadas under the influence of mind controlling fungus return to US. Missing sailors found on a tiny island after giant SOS in the sand. Drug smuggling cat escapes prison in Sri Lanka. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus...

Duration:00:13:47

Man has penis built into his arm after losing his own. Robot dolphins! Flying cars!

8/4/2020
Father in the UK had a penis built on his arm after losing his own to infection. New Hampshire is the first state to allow flying cars on the road. Robot dolphins could replace live animals at aquariums and zoos. . Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Duration:00:18:45

Human penis and testicles found in a freezer. Bars ban The song Sweet Caroline amid Covid fears.

8/3/2020
Australian police find severed human penis and testicles in what may be a castration ring. Ireland bans Neil Diamond’s Sweet Caroline from venues amid coronavirus fears. Chicago Dunkin Donuts employee arrested after cop finds mucus in his cup of coffee. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and...

Duration:00:20:03

Naked Florida tells police he's Batman. Floridaman threatens employees with ax over wearing a mask.

7/31/2020
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman tells deputy that he's Batman. Floridaman threatened grocery store employees with ax after told to wear a mask. Florida grandmother arrested for punching grandson who poured her vodka down drain. Truck stop where Florida woman bit camel in testicles will be closing its wild animal petting zoo. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your...

Duration:00:23:28

Free pizza for anyone named Karen. Doctor warns of demon sperm. Students fake their own kidnapping.

7/31/2020
Domino’s in Australia is giving free pizza to anyone named Karen IF they wear a mask. Texas doctor who tried to sell a fake Covid-19 cure also believes in demon sperm. Chinese students in Australia are being scammed into faking their own kidnapping. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and...

Duration:00:19:28

Threesomes during the pandemic are on the rise. Couple wins legal battle to name their son Lucifer.

7/30/2020
Baboons at a British safari park have armed themselves with knives and chainsaws. British couple win battle to name their son Lucifer. San Antonio Texas is in top cities for threesomes during the pandemic. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Duration:00:18:42

Silver poop baffles doctors. Sacrificial animals should be purchased online this year.

7/28/2020
Washington DC woman rushed to hospital because her poo suddenly turned silver. Vermont farmer found prosthetic leg lost by a skydiver on his farm field. Pakistan urges worshippers to buy sacrificial animals online for this year's festival to prevent Covid-19. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus...

Duration:00:18:08

Identical twins about to get pregnant by same man. Zookeeper grew weed in the Rhinoceros habitat.

7/28/2020
Zookeeper fired for growing pot inside the rhinoceros habitat in Austria. Goat arrested in India for not wearing a mask. World's most Identical twins share a boyfriend and also plan to get pregnant at the same time (Australia). Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news...

Duration:00:18:59

Covid Parties in Florida. Mysterious blue hole off coast. Floridaman enters Canada without stopping.

7/24/2020
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Hundreds gather at Covid-19 parties in Osceola County to spread the virus. Mysterious blue hole off the Florida coast wows scientists. Florida Governor won't close gyms cuz he says "those people are in good shape.". Floridaman enters Canada without stopping at the border in Niagara. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird...

Duration:00:18:44

Legalize toplessness in Minneapolis. Mysterious car with Covid-19 license plate continues to baffle.

7/23/2020
Minneapolis parks vote on legalizing toplessness. Mystery surrounds a car with Covid-19 license plate in Canada. Michigan jeweler buries $1 million worth of treasure and sells tickets to the quest. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Duration:00:17:45

Hostage ends after President endorses Joaquin Phoenix film. Gondola tours deal with fat tourists.

7/22/2020
Hostage situation ends after President of Ukraine endorses a 2005 Joaquin Phoenix film about animals. Venice Italy gondola tours reduce capacity for fat tourists. 82 year old woman in Japan beats away a bear with a punch. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Duration:00:21:14

Darth Vader wins the Jamaican lottery. Man arrested for printing porn for his pals inside Walmart.

7/21/2020
Lottery winner in Jamaica claims $95 million dressed as Darth Vader. Utah man arrested for printing porn inside Walmart for his homies. Covid Knights battle the spread of Coronavirus I Sweden. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews...

Duration:00:15:05

Woman pretends to be a dog, makes six figures. Teens dressing up like grandma's to buy alcohol.

7/20/2020
Teenagers are dressing up as mask wearing grandmother's in order to illegally buy alcohol. Woman quit her day job to earn six figures a month pretending to be a dog. Ohio man lost over 200 pounds to ride a new roller coaster. - Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news...

Duration:00:18:44

Florida skinny dipper busted by a Canadian. “Join us Florida!And be infected by God’s Holy Carona!”

7/17/2020
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Disney World offers mask free relaxation zones. Church tells parishioners: “Join us and be infected with God’s Holy Carona!”. Anti-mask advocates reward maskless diners with free dinners. Florida skinny dipper stopped short by concerned Canadian. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the...

Duration:00:18:02

Attacked with Boom Boom sauce. Give me the virus with your smiling face. Drunk Seagulls over ants.

7/16/2020
Police looking for suspects that attacked an individual with Boom Boom sauce at a gas station. Indonesian airline with have flight attendants remove their masks after passengers complained they couldn’t see their smiles. Seagulls are getting drunk during Flying Ant season in the UK. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews -...

Duration:00:18:53

Black Plague squirrel alert in Colorado. Fan of apocalyptic films? Then you’ll love this pandemic.

7/15/2020
Squirrel tests positive for the Black Plague in Colorado. Canadian town learns to coexist with polar bears using radar. Fans of apocalyptic films handle the pandemic very well research shows. SUPPORT the podcast by joining the Patreon. Http://Patreon.com/Weirdafnews - FOLLOW Jonesy http://instagram.com/funnyjones and check out the new website for Weird AF News - http://weirdafnews.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Duration:00:19:56

Fewer farts from the cows in your Whopper! Art exhibition allowed visitors to steal the artwork.

7/14/2020
Burger King introduces a new Whopper made from cows that burp and fart less. Tokyo art exhibition invited thievery on purpose. Samoan stayed in prison an extra four years because nobody told him he was done. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:17:11

Bite a seagull, save a Happy Meal. Dead cat received a voter registration application in the mail.

7/13/2020
Man bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald's meal. Dead cat received a voter registration application in the mail for Georgia. Cops raided a party in Melbourne after following a large KFC meal order. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:16:14

Human head found on road. Lawn mower DUI. Brain-eating amoeba alert. Insane ramen noodle lady.

7/10/2020
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida issues warning about rare brain-eating amoeba. Human head found on side of road in Florida. Floirdaman's DUI arrest is his sixth but first on a lawn mower. Florida family finds a strange woman in their kitchen cooking ramen noodles. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Duration:00:27:11

Sex toys and Animal Crossing - a new connection. Fried chicken and beer banned on Korean beaches.

7/9/2020
Fried chicken and beer have been banned in Korean beaches to prevent Covid-19. Animal Crossing video game meets buttplugs. With flights cancelled, man sails the Atlantic ocean to visit his 90 year old dad. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at...

Duration:00:21:14