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Patch #50 - How Many Chips Should You Take From A Packet Offered To You?

8/20/2019
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Dion reflects on 50 episodes with his favourite barber. How many chips should you take from a packet offered to you? Can you use the milk from a communal kitchen for cereal? With special guests, Scrolling Through Time, Forgive Me Father and Really Good. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as $2 a week you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to...

Duration:00:36:07

Patch #49 - How Much Hospitality Do You Show A Tradie?

8/6/2019
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Did you go on theme park rides as a child? How long should you suck on hard candy? How much hospitality do you show a tradesperson? With special guests, Oh Wow and of course, Really Good. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as $2 a week you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

Duration:00:32:59

Patch #48 - Where Should You Use A Small Hot Towel?

7/23/2019
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Should you share roll on deodorant with someone else? Where should you use a small hot towel? Do you tuck in your sheets? With special guests, Scrolling Through Time and a new friend, Plate or Bowl. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as $2 a week you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

Duration:00:32:12

Patch #47 - Do You Need To Play Host For Your Housemate's Guests?

7/9/2019
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Performing the perfect scooch manoeuvre; what to do with a wet tram seat and playing host for your housemate's guests. Featuring Oh Wow, Really Good and Tim Allen. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as $2 a week you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

Duration:00:31:26

Patch #46 - How Much Underwear Should You Pack For A Holiday?

6/23/2019
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In the first Patch for Season 4, Christian, Dion and Josh discuss packing for overseas holidays; when you should ask someone how their day's been and the efficacy of wearing a good looking, broken watch. Featuring special guests, Oh Wow of the Week, Scrolling Through Time and Really Good. If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as $2 a week you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight....

Duration:00:35:20

Live Patch #1: Should You Print Out Tickets For Live Events?

6/18/2019
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Recorded live from The Grace Darling Hotel on May 25 2019. For the first time in front of a live audience, Christian, Dion and Josh discuss being photogenic, printing out tickets for live events, washing down food with a drink and their 'pillow situation'. With very special guests, Forgive Me Father and a LIVE AUDIENCE! If you'd like to support Welcome to Patchwork for as little as $2 a month, head to patreon.com/welcometopatchwork. Patrons on our higher value tiers get FREE tickets to our...

Duration:00:52:14

Season 4 Trailer

6/11/2019
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Season 4 returns on Wednesday June 26! If you're craving some new WTP right now, head over to our Patreon for the FULL VIDEO of our first live recording from The Grace Darling Hotel in Melbourne (patreon.com/welcometopatchwork) Support the show.

Duration:00:02:33

Patreon Bonus Clip - Should TV Settings Be Touched?

5/16/2019
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Missing us during the break? Well, Christian, Dion and Josh are giving you a window into the world of becoming a Patron. For as little as $2 a month you could get access to a clip like this every second week. This time they discuss how to efficiently and ineffectively adjust your television settings. Become a Patron at patreon.com/welcometopatchwork Support the show.

Duration:00:10:16

Patch #45 - Season 3 Retrospective (Part 2)

4/30/2019
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Our final episode for Season 3. Featuring an unfunny friend's hilarious response; Dion suffers the chimes of Christian's cascading alarms and the link between gifts and events. Want more Patchwork? For as little as $2 a month, you can listen to extra recordings, behind-the-scenes videos, plus heaps more. Visit www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork to find out how. Join the Patchwork community on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or the WTP website. Support the show.

Duration:00:37:56

Patch #45 - Season 3 Retrospective (Part 1)

4/16/2019
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Christian, Dion and Josh reflect on the Season 3 that was. Dissecting their poor hygiene, double dipping and learning to stack the dishwasher. Featuring very special guest, Microbiologist Mark to serve Welcome to Patchwork a petrie dish full of Season 3 corrections. Want more Patchwork? For as little as $2 a month, you can listen to extra recordings, behind-the-scenes videos, plus heaps more. Visit www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork to find out how. Join the Patchwork community on Facebook,...

Duration:00:37:27

Patch #44 - How Many Tissues Do You Pull From The Box? ft. Alex Dyson

3/26/2019
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With very special guest, Alex Dyson! Featuring Christian's failing green thumb, issues with tissues and hiding your spare keys for guests. Alex has a new podcast with Kyran Wheatley called Mirth! Want more Patchwork? For as little as $2 a month, you can listen to extra recordings, behind-the-scenes videos, plus heaps more. Visit www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork to find out how. Join the Patchwork community on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or the WTP website. Support the show.

Duration:00:38:10

Patch #43 - Do You Sign The Back Of Your Credit Card?

3/12/2019
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Christian takes a deep dive into smelling better, decoding washing machines and signing the back of credit cards. Plus Forgive Me Father, Oh Wow and of course, Really Good. Want more Patchwork? For as little as $2 a month, you can listen to extra recordings, behind-the-scenes videos, plus heaps more. Visit www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork to find out how. Join the Patchwork community on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or the WTP website. Support the show.

Duration:00:35:29

Patch #42 - Can You Refuse To Catch Up With A New Friend?

2/26/2019
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Christian sweats over his water bottle, refusing to catch up with new friends and Josh wonders how many reminders you need to give people before an event. Plus Quick Quiz, Oh Wow and of course, Really Good. Want more Patchwork? For as little as $2 a month, you can listen to extra recordings, behind-the-scenes videos, plus heaps more. Visit www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork to find out how. Join the Patchwork community on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or the WTP website. Support the show.

Duration:00:34:52

Patch #41 - Is There A Limit To Partner Sleepovers?

2/12/2019
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Josh takes advantage of the facilities, skipping the queue and the limits to housemate sleepovers. Want more Patchwork? For as little as $2 a month, you can listen to extra recordings, behind-the-scenes videos, plus heaps more. Visit www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork to find out how. Join the Patchwork community on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or the WTP website. Support the show.

Duration:00:34:53

Patch #40 - Should You Call Out An Unfunny Friend?

1/29/2019
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Josh keeps a text message close to his chest, a cross to the Australian Open broadcast and presenting a funny video to a friend. Want more Patchwork? For as little as $2 a month, you can listen to extra recordings, behind-the-scenes videos, plus heaps more. Visit www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork to find out how. Join the Patchwork community on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or the WTP website. Support the show.

Duration:00:34:24

Patch #39 - Do You Trust GPS Over Local Road Knowledge?

1/15/2019
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Josh tries to find Dion's hidden bar, trusting GPS directions, the Hubba Hubba Rooibos challenge and Forgive Me Father. Want more Patchwork? For as little as $2 a month, you can listen to extra recordings, behind-the-scenes videos, plus heaps more. Visit www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork to find out how. Join the Patchwork community on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or the WTP website. Support the show.

Duration:00:33:02

Patch #38 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2018

12/18/2018
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A Patchwork Christmas special featuring the return of Timmy and Santa, saying goodbye at gatherings and interacting with children. Want more Patchwork? For as little as $1 a month, you can listen to extra recordings, behind-the-scenes videos, plus heaps more. Visit www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork to find out how. Join the Patchwork community on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Support the show.

Duration:00:39:37

Patch #37 - Should You Take The Elevator To The First Floor?

12/4/2018
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The final installment of Mr Minute, elevator chat, Dion's deception and disappointing actions by restaurants. Want more Patchwork? For as little as $1 a month, you can listen to extra recordings, behind-the-scenes videos, plus heaps more. Visit www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork to find out how. Join the Patchwork community on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Support the show.

Duration:00:28:27

Patch #36 - Do You Wake Up As Soon As Your Alarm Goes Off?

11/20/2018
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Signing legal documents for friends, setting alarms in the morning and employee name tags. With special guests Mr. Minute and Wheelie Good. Want more Patchwork? For as little as $1 a month, you can listen to extra recordings, behind-the-scenes videos, plus heaps more. Visit www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork to find out how. Join the Patchwork community on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Support the show.

Duration:00:28:40

Patch #35 - Can Your Partner Also Be Your Best Friend?

11/6/2018
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Patchword of the Day, the last time you dropped your phone and the concept of food envy. With special guests Mr Minute and Really good! Want more Patchwork? For as little as $1 a month, you can listen to extra recordings, behind-the-scenes videos, plus heaps more. Visit www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork to find out how. Join the Patchwork community on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Support the show.

Duration:00:31:05