Who's That Pokémon?

Hey friends we’re going on hiatus until 2026! But we love to keep the kiddies fed, so please enjoy a taste of this Patreon episode from the archives. And if you’re still wanting for more, please join us at Patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon where we’ve got over 75 episodes for you to enjoy: Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Find EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerch Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Hey friends we’re going on hiatus until 2026! But we love to keep the kiddies fed, so please enjoy a taste of this Patreon episode from the archives. And if you’re still wanting for more, please join us at Patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon where we’ve got over 75 episodes for you to enjoy: Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Get tix for BALLS: The Monster-Catchin' Musical Comédy! Use code BATTLE for $5 off! Find EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerch Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Hey friends we’re going on hiatus until 2026! But we love to keep the kiddies fed, so please enjoy a taste of this Patreon episode from the archives. And if you’re still wanting for more, please join us at Patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon where we’ve got over 75 episodes for you to enjoy: Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Get tix for BALLS: The Monster-Catchin' Musical Comédy! Use code BATTLE for $5 off! Find EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerch Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

BALLS is live on STREAM and STAGE THIS FRIDAY and SATURDAY! Grab the last few tix at BALLSmusical.com Use Code "TALLGRASS" (deffo all uppercase) for $5 off!

See BALLS: The Monster-Catchin' Musical Comédy - APRIL 18+19 (BALLSmusical.com) While we're away: Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Find EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerch Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle Bark! Woof! Ruff! Blood puddles! Gather up your pack and break out your map to Wichita National Park—it’s time for HOUNDOUR! Join Brandon and Brielle as they dissect the formula for teen movies, talk to Collin’s upstairs neighbor, and argue with puppies about whether or not eating apples is badass.

Grab the "WETTER" or "BETTER" or "WETTER OR BETTER" mug plus more EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerch TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com! It’s a bird! It’s a plan! It’s SCISSORS! Step right up to see the magical scissor bird of tomorrow—SKARMORY! Hold on to your top hats and keep an eye out for scams, and join Brandon and Brielle as they stuff turkey meat into a metal container, craft a new Pokémon that is NOT a Transformer, and search for gold with butt dust. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Lift up your pits and check for clingy small town fish—it’s the MANTINE episode! Did you know Mantine has a little mouth? It little and it smoll. It need egg. Brandon and Brielle have medium mouth. But Mantine have itty mooth. Widdle cheeksies and mini monchers. Teefy gone. Only tiny mouf. TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Find EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerch Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Find EXCLUSIVE MERCH at bonfire.com/store/wtpmerch TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle Santa got you a present! It’s ticking because it loves you! Don’t worry about it! Buckle up for DELIBIRD, baby (sung in the Santa baby voice)! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss butthole anatomy, the listening window for the Decemberists, and decide if children deserve dead babies on their doorstep (plop).

Hide your holes and put away all the buckets by the pool—it’s OCTILLERY! This guy might as well be hiding in your tree with a tiny pencil mustache and binoculars. Join Brandon and Brielle as they play with plurals, scold 8-year-old Brandon for having bad taste, and feature zero-time Grammy nominated artist Joy Villa to sing about her one true passion (horse schlong). Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls “This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!” -Nintendo Life

TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls “This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!” -Nintendo Life Hurry off to English class before the sharksucking loser tries to sign you up for karate—it’s REMORAID! What an absolute nothing garbage creature! Join Brandon and Brielle as they bravely try to find anything interesting about this fish, deal with their creepy upstairs neighbor, and embody a bug with low self esteem. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls “This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!” -Nintendo Life Check under your doctor’s mask to make sure it’s not your ex-boyfriend and embrace the beauty that is turquoise—it’s time for CORSOLA! Join Brandon and Brielle as they tell female rocks to smile more, kick a buzzkill down the street, and relive an interesting encounter in an Abercrombie and Fitch dressing room.

Check out BALLSmusical.com to STREAM or ATTEND Brandon's Completely Unrelated Monster-Catchin' Musical! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Don’t make any sudden movements, or your best friend will ram you into a wall! It’s PILOSWINE! Join Brandon and Brielle as they send congratulations cards to dead men, plan the perfect crime, and design yarmulkes for Mohawks. So go chat up the quiet guy in the corner and make sure your poems don’t rhyme—it’s time to get dirty in the mud patch with this mammoth mofo! Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls and use code BUTTDUCK for $5 off any ticket (code only good until this Tuesday 1/14) “This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!” -Nintendo Life A wild musical appears! “BALLS” is an action-packed immersive experience about the MONSTERS we collect and the FIGHTS we choose to fight. Be the very first to start a “NEW GAME” in this one-of-a-kind extravaganza, overflowing with 8-bit bops, improvised battles, and 151 original Collectabuddies. MONSTERS WERE SCARY. AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SCARED. So he squished ‘em down into little balls, and created a safer world: where monsters are pets - and pets do what they’re told. But when these “Collectabuddies” begin to BITE BACK, the Professor and his piece-of-sh*t grandson are forced to battle their past conceptions of right and wrong to save the game they helped create. “Project we love!” -Kickstarter “Turn your hat sideways and make your pets fight in this hilarious…unique interactive experience.” -Games Press “I can not wait to see this musical!” -"Video Game Journalist" “BALLS: The Monster-Catchin’ Musical Comédy” is a musical created by Brandon Zelman and Harrison Bryan as a transformative work under US Fair Use laws. “BALLS” is not authorized, sanctioned, licensed or endorsed by any brand, organization, franchise, underground cock fighting ring, or person, living or dead.

Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle Put down the shrooms and wake up your pig nose butthole—it’s time to oink some coke and deep dive into SWINUB! Join Brandon and Brielle as they definitely know who Katy Perry is, learn about leprosy short stories, and debate what can and can’t be kicked down a hill. So close your eyes, block your nose, cut off your tongue, and heighten your EARS to listen to this tasty non-Kosher nonsense.

This episode originally debuted more than a year ago on Patreon. To hear a fart-ton of additional EXLUSIVE EPISODES, check us out at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Break out the vodka and crack into that slimy membrane—it’s the Goomy episode! Brandon and Brielle debate what makes a dragon legitimate, argue if boogers need to match a creature’s color, and dance their way away from fearful situations. Be careful touching that play button, it’s covered in Goomy germs (syphilis). Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Tear down your glue statues and keep an eye out for ice giants—it’s MAGCARGO! Join Brandon and Brielle as they fight about sound board control, Brandon learns the difference between clams, oysters, and mussels, and a reporter from the 1930s makes a time machine visit. But in the end, we all worm. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

TLDR: We're sick but we'll be back soon! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Just a lil thanksgiving side-dish to go with the mashed potaties and the stuffin'. For the FULL EPISODE ft. the Return of Collin, check out our Patreon. Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify! @deepspaceradio on instagram! Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content! Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Our Merch Store is LIVE! Patreon Supporters get 15% off! Become an official student of the University of Owl Owl Facts Facts with some gorgeous swag. Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify! @deepspaceradio on instagram! Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content! Slugma, the original white feminist, is calling up the girlies because we are going OUT and we are NEVER GONNA STOP (on account of whenever they stop they become lil gargoyles thatcha gotta pop in the lava tub). So grab your gonads and GO GO GO! I get no respect! I'm just a worm! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify! @deepspaceradio on instagram! Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content! And our Merch Store is LIVE! Patreon Supporters get 15% off! Become an official student of the University of Owl Owl Facts Facts with some gorgeous swag. Welp. It’s a bear with ringworm folks. It’s URSARING! Join Brandon and Brielle as they try to recall nostalgic smells, travel back in time to witness the first Viking invasion of England, and sing a song about bears trying to mate with Ash. And in case you really like our theme song, you’re in luck because Brandon plays it about 100 times. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle