Winestrology: A Comedy Podcast

Happy Valentine's Day, astrobaes! In this very special episode of Winestrology, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are summoned by listener, Bee, to help her with the eternal conundrum: how to escape the toxic clutches of a Virgo man! Join us with a bottle of Megalomaniac's Narcissist Riesling as we catch you all up on what we've been up to over the past year and analyze the sysnastry between Bee and Mr. Vice Grip Virgo! And, of course, some light Aquarius bashing...how could we resist—it is their season! FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

Happy Taurus Season, astrobaddies and daddies! Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are celebrating their favourite Venusians with a re-recorded 'Toxic Taurus' episode that does them justice. The astrobaes are joined by longtime friend of the show, Thabiso (aka MelaninxMoscato) who is here to defend his fellow Taureans against the allegations and misconceptions about the sign. With a bottle of Saintly's The Good Rosé on hand, we discuss the bull's tendency towards possessiveness, obstinacy and promiscuity among a few other things...(allegedly). This episode marks the official end of season four and we will be taking a few weeks off before our next one, but stay tuned for that by making sure that you... FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

We're back and on track! This week the astrobaes are discussing the big boss of the synastry chart, Daddy Saturn and how it relates to other planets in a partner's to create some major harmony or big big problems. So what's the tea? Is Saturn essential for a mature and long-lasting romantic connection? Your hosts can't seem to agree! This very serious episode calls for a very serious wine, so this week Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are sipping Trapiche winery's 2018 Medalla Malbec; a big wine for a big planet. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

In this episode of the Speakeasy, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by fashionista and creative Ava Asly after a style-inspo tweet turns sour and sparks a bigger conversation surrounding the word "bimbo". Is it an aesthetic, an empowering and subversive political movement or simply a demeaning slur? The gals chat about the meaning of the term, their own complicated relationships with the word, its racial implications, the sliding "bimbo scale" and weigh in on the notorious Oscars' slap. Make sure to follow Ava on Instagram and check out her brainchild, Discharge Magazine! And please check out For Harriet's video essay "Wap and the Spectacle of Sexual Liberation" which Nicole referenced as part of the discussion. Apologies for the dicey audio towards the end, we hope you enjoy the episode nonetheless! FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

Happy #WineWednesday, astrobaes! We are celebrating the Astro New Year and one of the messiest weeks of 2022 by revisiting one of our very first (and very drunk) episodes about everyone's favourite agents of chaos: Aries. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

IT'S THE 50TH EPISODE...ON WINESTROLOGY'S FEED! So yes, not quite episode 50 yet but Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) decided to celebrate anyway with yet another "Speakeasy" segment. This week, the astrobaes sip some gin-based French 75s and discuss toxic positivity, branded mindfulness and the predatory side of "self-help". FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

This week, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by special guests Dana, Elyse and Sarah of Allegedly Astrology Podcast for a chat about everyone's favourite Twitter discourse topic: toxic relationships. The astrobaddies pop a bottle of Tenuta Santomè's 2020 Prosecco Rosé Brut and discuss Saturn contacts, Plutonian inter-chart aspects, as well as their favourite toxic relationships (which include Angelina and Billy Bob aka Hollywood's toxic relationship blueprint) and the bane of everyone's existence: Pisces men. Make sure to listen, like and review Allegedly Astrology on your favourite podcasting apps and check out hilarious and informative content on Instagram and Twitter, or book your own reading with Dana! FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

On this week's episode, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) re-visit the aspects by exploring how they play out in a synastry chart. The astrobaddies discuss the importance of trines, debate the power of the conjunction and share their favourite dysfunctional but sexy interchart aspects with another of Lauren Power's wine recommendations, Gnarled Vine's 2018 Cabernet Sauvignon. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

Hosts Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) continue their series on synastry by exploring the so-called "relationship houses" in a chart. In this week's episode, the astrobaddies crack a bottle of Zinio Bodega's 2020 Rioja Blanca and discuss the anatomy of a romantic relationship from the 1st to the 8th houses. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

This week Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) revisit the planets and discuss their individual significance in a synastry chart with a crisp bottle of Provolo Wines' 2019 Soave. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

Hey astrobaes, no new episode this week due to some technical difficulties but please enjoy this oldie-but-goodie as we round out the end of Aquarius season with a light-hearted roast of our favourite water-bearing contrarians! FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

Valentine's Day is around the corner, so this week, your hosts Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are here to hook you up with some knowledge and insight into the world's tastiest aphrodisiac: wine. They are joined by wine expert Lauren Power of Tre Amici, a Toronto-based wine importer with an ultra-exclusive portfolio. Lauren has curated a special three-pack of Valentine's inspired "Winestrology wines" and takes us through the ideal one for any occasion for each of the zodiac's quadruplicities (aka cardinal, fixed and mutable-dominant placements). The ladies also discuss their best/and worst dates, the signs responsible for them, and why wine is the number one thing guaranteed to seal the deal on Valentine's Day! Follow Lauren and Tre Amici Wines on IG for more fun, informative wine content, exclusive wines, tastings and more! FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

Welcome to season four, astrobaes! In this week's episode, your hosts Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) provide a quick run-down of the new (and old) terms and descriptions you'll be hearing this season. Armed with a chilled bottle of Nomad at Hinterbrook's Venus Rosé (2020), the astrobaes discuss the basics of the astrology of love, sex and attraction, and share their perspective on a listener email! FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

Happy New Year, astrobaes! Welcome to the fourth season of Winestrology, the podcast where two best friends sip wine, roast the signs, and use astrology to interpret relationships? That's right, this season is all about synastry (the sexy kind) and your hosts Wini (@winisays), Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) and their brand new guests will be learning all about chemistry, attraction and compatibility in romantic connections. Stay tuned, stay tipsy and stay sexy! FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

Happy anniversary to us! 🎊 On the official finale (finally) of the third season, hosts Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) celebrate Winestrology's first birthday with a birth chart reading from special guest astrologer Isaiah Alpheratz, or The Elysian Aquarius, as he's better known to his disciples. The astrobaes crack open a 2020 bottle of Vintage Ink Wines' Rosé while Isaiah shares how he first got into astrology, the best resources for astro knowledge, makes a case for whole sign houses and spills the tea on how to start reading and interpreting birth charts—using Wini's chart as an example! Make sure to check out Isaiah's amazing and informative content on Instagram and Twitter, or book your own consultation! FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON...and the Winestrology babes have a special gift for you, astrobaes! This week, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) sip on Moselland's Red Cat Riesling and share their gift ideas for everyone on your nice (or naughty) list based on the most active houses in their birth chart. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

Happy #SagSzn, astrobaes! Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are taking the week off for some much-needed R&R before releasing a new episode next week. In honour of one of our messy faves, please enjoy the tea (and jokes) about one of our favourite signs, Sagittarius! FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

It's baaaack...and it's better! This week, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by special guest Miracle Kerr of Miracle Management for their second Speakeasy episode. In this episode, the friends discuss how the pandemic has affected their relationships and ways that they socialize, dating in a city plagued by the "Toronto mans", the dangers of #Girlboss culture and what it really takes to be successful in business as a woman while chugging back a few St. Germain Spritzes. Keep up with Miracle Management's talent and projects on Instagram (@miraclemgmt). FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

It's another mini-ish-sode, astrobaes! This week, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) re-visit the ascendant (sort of) by way of its master, the chart ruler (aka the dominant planetary force that dictates your entire astrological destiny–just kidding, but it is important). Equipped with a bottle of Konzelmann Estate Winery's infamous Peachwine, the astrobaddies discuss the significance of the chart ruler and the various ways it interacts with one's birth chart and even drop some random gems about friendship the meaning of true love. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

Happy #ScorpioSzn, astrobaes! Life happens, so no new episode this week. Instead, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are re-visiting one of our favourite episodes from season one (which seems, so so long ago now). In honour of #SpookySzn (because real witches know it doesn't just end on November 1st) please enjoy a re-listen (or first listen) of 'Scornful Scorpio'. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com