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You Can't Do That

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You Can’t Do That is a podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave every Wednesday for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.

You Can’t Do That is a podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave every Wednesday for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.

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United States

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You Can’t Do That is a podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave every Wednesday for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.

Language:

English


Episodes

#95: Brains Like Jordan Almonds

10/21/2020
Timecodes: 3:45 Historical Deep Dives 31:29 NHL updates 41:05 Hockeys on the internet 52:40 Baseball??? 55:45 What's coming up?

Duration:00:57:47

#94: Are You Afraid Of Free Agency?

10/14/2020
Timecodes: 3:30 SpoOoOoky Stories 18:45 A moment for Braden Holtby 34:50 Caps free agency updates 42:25 Breaking news!! 47:25 Kelly’s Canucks feelings 51:57 More free agency updates 65:50 Baby auction recap

Duration:01:20:45

#93: The Disneyland of Ass

10/7/2020
Timecodes: 3:30 Cheeks Clappenin' (The Strip Club Game) 16:40 Congrats, Bolts! 33:23 Congrats…Dylan Strome?? 37:40 Super spreading 46:05 Trade talk! 54:30 What’s coming up?

Duration:01:03:11

#92: Severe Teacher Voice

9/30/2020
Timecodes: 02:55 Spooky Season: Victorian Deaths 18:12 Playoffs check-in 29:22 Ovi’s birthday 36:25 GMJR, WYD? 43:50 Deepfake Sid 47:50 Cup Predictions 53:38 DOBBY 53:37 Severe teacher voice

Duration:01:01:01

#91: A Home For Wayward Finns

9/23/2020
Timecodes: 03:40 Which Hockey?: Disney Heroines 23:30 Stars vs Lightning: Here We Goooo 43:27 Special guest “Jamie Benn” 48:45 More on the Stars, the bubble, etc. 55:11 Trade stuff, we guess 1:08:48 Special boy awards!

Duration:01:17:27

#90: On Too Much Of One

9/16/2020
Timecodes: 3:30 America’s Next Top Hockey 14:37 Ovi in Siberia 17:33 Our new son Yanic Duplessis 35:50 The NHL "Awards" 45:55 The Dallas Stars?!?!? 56:50 The Tampa Bay Lightning?!?! 1:04:00 Distracting chitchat 1:10:02 What’s coming up?

Duration:01:15:32

#89: Chekhov's TK

9/9/2020
Timecodes: 3:30 Listener Q: Quarantine hobbies 10:45 Listener Q: Finishing school 17:15 The secret society of goalies 23:15 Caps pool party 30:00 Farewell, Canucks 46:36 Ryan Reaves :| 50:00 Farewell, Flyers 56:20 Farewell, Avs 65:00 What's coming up?

Duration:01:15:05

#88: The Shallow Well of Patience

9/2/2020
Timecodes: 3:30 Meet our guest host! 9:01 Slipping Into The Lava 20:40 The NHL response to strikes for Black lives 38:45 Playoffs vibe check / This week in the NHL 1:05:15 Danielle’s bubble boats! Follow Danielle on Twitter @daniellemeowias!

Duration:01:23:46

#87: Simps For Ted

8/26/2020
Timecodes: 03:18 Ways To Get A Husband 08:57 #ALLCAPS :( 25:15 Round 2 check-in 32:27 NHL drama 46:00 The “One Trade” Game 49:45 What's coming up

Duration:01:08:39

#86: If It Sucks...Hit Da Bricks

8/19/2020
Timecodes: 2:50 TV!!: The Return 21:00 Caps vs Islanders lmao 28:00 Canucks vs Blues 37:00 Jim Rutherford’s burn book 41:30 Tuuka’s outta here 45:30 Flyers vs Habs 49:30 Blue Jackets vs Lightning 55:50 What’s coming up?/Our new enemies

Duration:01:11:26

#85: Too Much Exposition

8/5/2020
Timecodes: 3:10 3 Out Of 5 Stars 11:45 Playoffs: How?? 24:02 Black Lives Matter. 31:30 Qualifiers, Part 1

Duration:01:06:59

#84: Hotel Whomst

7/22/2020
Timecodes: 03:10 Which Hockey?: Letterboxd 11:33 This week in our cats 19:00 Return to play 35:44 The new Russian Five? 39:47 Bubble stuff 48:00 What’s coming up? 62:34 Hockey…awards

Duration:01:07:00

#83: The Lisa Vanderpump Canon

4/29/2020
Timecodes: 05:02 This week in our cats 14:25 Season Rewind: What Happened, Actually? 27:00 NHL Equity Sticks Olympics/Playoffs 64:55 Listener Q: Our NHL boyband 81:15 Listener Q: NHL teams on reality shows

Duration:01:39:42

#82: Gay Baby Jail

4/22/2020
Timecodes: 4:50 This week in our cats 9:15 Things That We Love That We F**kin Hate 38:10 Book recs! Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

Duration:00:45:36

#81: Game Commentary

4/15/2020
Context: We asked the patrons on the YCDT Discord to vote: Which old Caps game did they most want to hear us yell about? Because we’re idiots, it wasn’t until we gathered to record the episode that we realized their first choice was inaccessible to stream or download. So we pivoted to their second-choice game instead. Forgive us, sweet patrons. We - quite literally - know not what we do. Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun...

Duration:01:58:55

#80: Coastal Foraging For Razor Clams

4/8/2020
TIMECODES: 05:05 Hockey things 19:30 This week in our cats 23:30 Passions: The Light and the Darkness Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

Duration:01:04:34

#79: Ah! Sounds Mighty Right

4/1/2020
TIMECODES: 4:48 #ALLCAPS? 22:58 This week...in...the NHL? 33:00 The week in our cats 37:37 Special guest "Jamie Benn" 52:50 The Social Distancing Project Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

Duration:01:09:33

#78: Welcome To The Void

3/25/2020
TIMECODES: 03:40 NHL chitchat, sorta 22:15 Which hockeys are our cats? 46:06 Quarantine Activitiez Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

Duration:01:10:07

#77: Disasterpod!

3/14/2020
TIMECODES: 06:00 Pandemic?! 12:15 Which Direction? 56:45 Draft Class Quarantine FMK Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/youcantdothat Buy some fun merch! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that/

Duration:01:17:45