Episodes
Your Face is a Halloween Special
10/19/2019
spooky AF stories brought to you by some previous guests :)
Duration:00:38:29
I hope you enjoy your menstrual cycle
10/15/2019
Kevin learns why simon wears a robe. we find out all about legal racism and what constitutes racism in court. we talk drag queens after our drag queen filled week and all things in between.
Duration:00:57:58
Fuck me in the butthole really hard with a cactus
9/29/2019
this week we catch up on our previous week and discuss how we are going to introduce ourselves to Bob the Dragqueen next weekend. Kyle pops in and out and also brings us refreshments!
Duration:00:51:35
GET OFF THE FUCKING BED TED!
9/19/2019
there is so much heavy breathing in this episode......note to self....do not allow dogs in whilst recording. Drinking game rules....every time a dog is told to get off the bed DOWN A DRINK! You're welcome
Duration:00:54:38
three weeks off is WAAAAAAY too long
9/3/2019
life has been hectic recently (blame Kevin) and so the podcast has sadly been neglected. Simon came through to Manchester the other night for our very first recording in the same room!!! screw you skype! Have a listen to find out what we have been up to recently and spraff our normal amount of shite banter as per usual.
Duration:00:57:57
The first official bi-annual Kooples awards!
8/7/2019
After a short break we are BACK! Kicking things off we are holding the first official bi-annual Koople awards! Discussing all things TV shows that we have enjoyed. Such a prestigious event...you wont want to miss out on it :)
Duration:01:05:19
The episode where Kevin eats and burps a LOT
7/11/2019
Firstly, sorry about the sound quality...Kevin was podcasting from a hotel in Bournemouth. Secondly sorry it has taken so long to upload. We discuss a lot of random shit this week with a lot of eating noises and burping....it's glorious. ENJOY BITCHES!!!
Duration:00:58:24
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!!!
6/30/2019
This year marks the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall riots. So this weeks podcast is dedicated to everything LGBTQIGAAHTGDLKNCKJVHFXHBLKMLIGCHG...EVERYONE! We play a game of drag queen blag queen and delve into the coming out stories of our hosts. We hope you enjoy it and spread the love folks.,.......but safely lol
Duration:01:02:45
Full on Ronald McDonald clown hair
6/23/2019
WE ARE BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!! You know that you missed us...we are pretty lovable :) We discuss all things Ibiza, Simon springs a Manchester themed music quiz on Kevin and we discuss some Greek Mythology.
Duration:00:55:45
I want to see a Koala's scrotum
6/9/2019
This week we have no rupaul and no game of thrones to talk about so listen in as we discuss the other shows that have taken over our world recently. We discuss Angels and their male names along with killer Australian magpies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duration:01:06:08
You can make a daisy-chain out of unicorns
6/2/2019
EPISODE 25 BITCHES!!!! Actual 25 episodes of our pish every week! This week Simon is drunk again (this is not due to listener requests but because he just loves wine). We discuss the finale of Rupauls drag race season 11. We recommend some BRILLIANT shows and films this week...you're welcome listeners.
Duration:01:07:45
The Purple Akie is NOT a myth!
5/27/2019
This week Simon is steaming the big old lush! Episode 24 in the bag bitches! We discuss all things disappointing about RuPaul, the last miserable episode of Game of Thrones along with all the normal faves. We also hear about Simon's encounter with a UFO!
Duration:01:23:37
That's the most disturbing things I've ever seen and I've seen one man one jar
5/19/2019
Simon decides to start the podcast by sending me the worst video I've ever seen. We discuss all things Rupaul, Game of Thrones and Kyle's maple cleanse. Simon then tests Kevin's mirrorrirririrrrring skills.
Duration:01:05:49
Why it gotta be Ricky Martin tho?
5/13/2019
This week we are spontaneously joined by the mysterious Paul to discuss his addiction to Ricky Martin. We discuss all things Game of Thrones and RuPauls Drag Race. Also Simon tells off the listeners for a solid ten minutes....it's glorious LOL!!!!!!!
Duration:01:22:03
Does vegan cheese taste like a poor man's cheddar?
5/5/2019
this week we spend a good chunk of time discussing sustainable sources of protein like abso totes douche bags. We then get super excited about GOT and less excited about RuPual's Drag Race....oh Ru *face palm emoji*
Duration:01:20:11
Your Face is an Avenger (bonus episode)
4/29/2019
Join Kooptain America and Siron Man as they discuss all things Avengers End Game. THIS IS A SPOILER EPISODE...DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED END GAME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
Duration:00:43:43
Two gins and a hand job in the toilet
4/28/2019
this week we will NOT be spoiling End Game but instead there's an End Game special coming. We discuss all things drag queens, stripper thighs and motor boating...review GAAADAAAMIT!
Duration:00:46:16
Cartoon theme tune throw down
4/21/2019
This week we discuss all things RuPaul and Game of Thrones. Then the battle commences! Who will win in the cartoon theme tune throw down? Try saying that ten times fast.
Duration:01:24:10
I'm a bottom feeder
4/14/2019
This week we discuss Rupaul and all the crazy fighting joy that comes with it. We discuss all things movies we have seen this week and Simon sneak attacks Kevin with a music quiz...rock out with your cock out
Duration:01:10:55
If you've sold yourself to the Devil let us know
4/7/2019
this week we discuss all things Rupaul, sleep paralysis and for some reason can not figure out how to close the show (head palm emoji)
Duration:01:06:06