108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock

All Aboard The Val Verde Crazy Train with Chandler Dean Val Verde's $15 billion transit miracle has 13 riders, zero credibility, and one communications director who really should not be allowed near a microphone. Stephen Ribble arrived at the Rock & Roll RV to pitch the Val Verde Crazy Train to a skeptical public. He came prepared with talking points. He left under police escort, seated in an oversized rocking chair, having admitted to a pattern of automobile-related incidents that spans at least a dozen municipalities. A triumph for public transit outreach. Chandler Dean (comedian, host of Abolish Everything) joins Whisp and Geoff as Stephen Ribble, a polished former Department of Transportation spokesperson who has somehow become the worst possible face of a civic infrastructure launch. Also on this week's broadcast: Michael Danny Honey returns.Where Am I Supposed to Park My Car?Traffic with Art Spart.Big Truck rides the rails.VerdeChan investigates. Check out the second season of Abolish Everything here: nebula.tv/abolish Listen. Subscribe. Join the Rock Battalion at https://1089thehawk.com. Keep the RV running at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk. Next stop, Mount Hetfield. Do not believe everything you read on VerdeChan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neil Young's New Streaming Service Whisp and Geoff kick off the morning buried in useless classic rock trivia, detours through Whisp's Cool It Down 102 era, and a listener topic so aggressively pointless that even The Hawk struggles to justify airing it. Rock News eventually surfaces with updates on Pearl Jam, the Eagles announcing additional dates at Val Verde's Big Ball, and Neil Young's new high-fidelity streaming platform, Mule. The segment's unexpected authority on the subject: the anthropomorphized coke rock from Neil Young's left nostril, who has thoughts. Also this week: Good Rock Facts. Whisp presents his thesis that Def Leppard's "Rocket" is secretly a song about salmonella — specifically, Robert "Mutt" Lange's food poisoning. The evidence is circumstantial. The conviction is total. Cool It Down 102. Whisp goes deep into his New York radio archives, dusting off airchecks from 1989 and 1990, and spends a dangerous amount of time wondering if the entire Hawk format should be rebuilt around an era when radio was still good and he was still young. How Tight Them Pants. Val Verde callers are asked one simple question. None of them answer it in under a sentence. Geoff and Whisp sit with it as the calls spiral into extended monologues about short pants, Linda Ronstadt, and the sightlines of a community theater. Let's Get Real for a Second. Geoff observes that the members of The Band may have assembled the strangest collection of human faces in rock history. This opens a door. Neil Young's coke rock walks through it, ready to discuss self-snorting, bad investments, and the lossless audio promise of Mule. Listen. Subscribe. Join the Rock Battalion at 1089thehawk.com. Keep the RV running at patreon.com/1089thehawk. Do not take investment advice from a coke rock. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Classic Hawk - Long Live Ma Sharney Welcome back to Classic Hawk. Today’s Episode: LONG LIVE MA SHARNEY Original airdate: 2023-03-27 Ma Sharney is dead. And in Val Verde, that does not mean peace. It means a Sharney’s conclave happening at Val Verde's favorite dining chain. In this blast of Val Verde canon, the town is forced to confront one of its oldest traditions: with Ma Sharney gone, a new Ma Sharney must be elected. Who will it be? Who is worthy to carry the Ma Sharney crown and remind patrons that no one truly eats for free? Oh My, My, I’m So Happy, I’m Gonna Listen To The Hawk https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkhttps://www.patreon.com/1089thehawkhttps://www.1089thehawk.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Eagles are playing 87 shows in a row at Val Verde's Big Ball, and one lucky Hawk listener has won front row seats to every single one of them. Unfortunately, that listener is Big Scotty. Tom Scharpling (The Best Show) returns as Geoff Garlock's longtime nemesis - a man who hates the Eagles, doesn't want the prize, is under the influence of too many magic stones and not enough lotion, and has been working with his mentor Abe on becoming a better person. Or at least a funnier one. Also on this week's broadcast: Traffic with Art Spart.Big Scotty's Soapbox.Celebrity Impressions.The Vanderpump Initiative.Doobie Brothers Blackwater Water Park. Listen. Subscribe. Join the Rock Battalion at https://1089thehawk.com. Keep the RV running at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk. Stay above ground. Do not bring a motorcycle into the Big Ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to CLASSIC HAWK — a weekly look back at the greatest broadcasts in 108.9 The Hawk history. Originally released on July 25, 2022, this episode marked Tom Scharpling’s first appearance on 108.9 The Hawk as the instantly unforgettable and aggressive Big Scotty. Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome contest winner and committed Dire Straits fan Big Scotty into the Hawknest, where he believes he’s there to collect Val Verde County Fair tickets. Instead, he learns he has won the 108.9 The Hawk All Summer Pass, kicking off one of the great recurring Hawk nemesis arcs. Tom Scharpling returns to 108.9 The Hawk this upcoming Monday 3/16/26 as Big Scotty! Good Times, Good Hawk https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkhttps://www.patreon.com/1089thehawkhttps://www.1089thehawk.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Hawk Rock Talk: Classic Albums Geoff “The Actual Man” Garlock and Jason Gore go deep on one of the most CLASSIC albums in CLASSIC rock history. This week: the 1971 masterpiece that launched Jethro Tull into the stratosphere - "Aqualung." British blues-flute-rock. Concept-adjacent theology. Acoustic guitars in weird time signatures. And yes, a completely irresponsible number of Ian Anderson flute grunts. How many flute grunts will happen over the course of this episode? Many. Guaranteed. Pull up a pew. Dust off your codpiece. Kick one leg up on your other leg. And let’s talk about “Aqualung.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Murder & Sinkhole Capital of the World Val Verde did it again. Producer Scotty has UPDATED THE OPEN and made it official: we have retained our rightful title as the Murder Capital of the World. And in a coordinated civic achievement, we have also been crowned the Sinkhole Capital of the World. The earth continues to open. We continue to broadcast. It’s a standard morning inside the Rock & Roll RV. Whisp is doing impressions. Geoff is fielding complaints from the Val Verde Police Department. Art Spart is navigating traffic through roads that may or may not still legally qualify as roads. On this week’s broadcast: Mushrooms in the RV.Ring Cameras & The Super Bowl.Rock News.Metallica’s “Unforgiven” Rankings.“Legends Reloaded” Festival.Free Fish Day at the Val Verde Aquarium.Name That Track. Listen. Subscribe. Join the Rock Battalion at https://1089thehawk.com. Support the station at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk. Stay above ground. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Classic Hawk: Springsteen Live At The Verde Dome (with John Murray) Original Airdate: March 6, 2023 Episode Summary In this edition of Classic Hawk, we revisit one of the most electrifying live episodes in 108.9 The Hawk history - Springsteen Live At The Verde Dome with guest John Murray. Because Bruce Springsteen definitely visited 108.9 The Hawk. It was DEFINITELY Bruce, wasn’t it?! And who's on drums?! Livin’ Lovin’ Hawk (It’s Just A Hawk) https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkhttps://www.patreon.com/1089thehawkhttps://www.1089thehawk.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whisp Turlington is salty. And for once, it’s not because Bastrd AI is generating “Hogan’s Heroes” deepfake erotica. No. Today, the Val Verde City Council has declared war on Turlington Manor (the dead mall that Whisp lives in), and they’re doing it the only way Val Verde knows how: Through zoning. A new councilman, Edmund Sullivan (Eric Cunningham), comes into the Rock & Roll RV to explain why Whisp’s home has been rezoned into a high-density industrial zone… which means Captain D’s Pretzels can legally open inside Whisp’s bedroom. Meanwhile: Intro to Cryptozoology Guest Starring: Eric Cunningham (Night Late, The Kids Tonight Show) Soar Through The Skies of Classic Rock With The Hawk 1089thehawk.compatreon.com/1089thehawk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CLASSIC HAWK: The Season One Finale Originally aired: May 2, 2022 Welcome to CLASSIC HAWK — a weekly look back at the greatest broadcasts in 108.9 The Hawk history. It was here — the mind-bending conclusion to Season One of 108.9 The Hawk. Jason. Geoff. Whisp. Scotty. Mikki. Art. Krawg. We couldn’t say much at the time without giving everything away… and honestly, we still can’t. Today’s Classic Hawk takes us back to the moment it all came to a head in Val Verde. Relive it. SUPPORT THE BIRD https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkhttps://www.patreon.com/1089thehawkhttps://www.1089thehawk.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Hawk is back, and Val Verde is once again experiencing the kind of civic growth that only happens when a man (Whisp Turlington) invents an AI named BASTRD… and another man opens a pet store that accidentally becomes a dogfighting arena. This week on 108.9 The Hawk (Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock station), Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock break down the grand opening of Woof It Up, the newest pet store in town, owned and operated by local entrepreneur Jeff Weatherman (played by the one and only Will Hines). And why is rocker Steve Winwood roaming Val Verde’s streets like a blue-eyed Terminator?! Guest Starring: Will Hines Follow Will here: https://www.instagram.com/williebhines/ Learn more about WGIS - World’s Greatest Improv School here: https://www.wgimprovschool.com/ Become One With The Hawk 1089thehawk.compatreon.com/1089thehawk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to CLASSIC HAWK! A weekly look back at some of the greatest moments in 108.9 The Hawk history! This week! LOST AT SEA! Originally aired: Jan 31, 2022 After the 800K Tons Of Nuthin’ But Guns Cruise ship sinks, Jason and Geoff find themselves lost at sea — no food, no fresh water, only classic rock radio to keep them sane. Keep The Hawk Flyin’ https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkhttps://www.patreon.com/1089thehawkhttps://www.1089thehawk.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another morning on 108.9 The Hawk, and the Val Verde Radio Wars grind on… Unresolved, undignified, and somehow wetter than ever. Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock continue broadcasting through pure spite, using Jon Bon Jovi tickets, hostile listener interactions, and wildly irresponsible sponsors as weapons in the never-ending fight against 98.6 The Squirt. Also in this broadcast: Become One With The Hawk 1089thehawk.compatreon.com/1089thehawk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CLASSIC HAWK: 800K Tons Of Nuthin But Guns Cruise Welcome to CLASSIC HAWK! A weekly look back at some of the greatest moments in 108.9 The Hawk history! This week! 800K Tons Of Nuthin But Guns Cruise Originally aired: Jan 24, 2022 Jason and Geoff HAWKCAST live from Livingston Cruise Line’s new ship, “The Mercy of the Sea,” for the 800K Tons of Nuthin’ But Guns Cruise! Keep The Hawk Flyin’ https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkhttps://www.patreon.com/1089thehawkhttps://www.1089thehawk.com Welcome to Val Verde. Welcome to 108.9 The Hawk. 🦅 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“The Whisp Turlington Show” welcomes Joe Walsh — no relation — and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock immediately lose control of the interview, the studio, and most municipal oversight in Val Verde. What should be a routine guest segment detonates into a full civic event as Joe Walsh (No Relation) outlines the Val Verde Rock & Roll 5K, 10K, Half Marathon, Ultra Marathon, and a race philosophy built on early mornings, public bragging, and mechanical bulls used as motivational tools. Meanwhile: • Art Spart returns from a prolonged traffic hiatus • Jimmy One Meal releases a posthumous song called “Shark Sex” and no one asks permission • Jason Gore reigns supreme at 98.6 The Squirt and declares himself the greatest DJ alive • Bloody nipples, nip guards, and weaponized areolas dominate the discourse • Threads is exposed as a scolding platform and Bluesky as a joke museum • A 90s lyrics game confirms that memory is fake and lyrics never mattered Guest Starring: Dru Johnston as Joe Walsh (No Relation) Check out Dru's Substack at https://ivegottheruns.substack.com Become One With The Hawk SubscribeThe signal is everywhere.Join the Rock Battalion:1089thehawk.comSupport the station on Patreon:patreon.com/1089thehawkWatch The Hawk on YouTubeyoutube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us everywhere: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CLASSIC HAWK: Jake The Truth (with Zach Cherry) Welcome to CLASSIC HAWK! A weekly look back at some of the greatest moments in 108.9 The Hawk history! This week! Jake The Truth (with Zach Cherry) Originally aired: March 6, 2022 The 108.9 The Hawk guys are visited by Jake The Truth (Zach Cherry), who drops by to evaluate The Hawk for inclusion on a “very big platform.” Expect traffic chaos, weird callbacks, and passionate rock takes — raw, funny, and memorable.. Guest appearances: • Zach Cherry (Severance, Fallout, The Great American Baking Show) as Jake The Truth. 🦅 Become One With The Hawk https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkhttps://www.patreon.com/1089thehawkhttps://www.1089thehawk.comWelcome to Val Verde. Welcome to 108.9 The Hawk. 🦅 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whisp Turlington enters 2026 determined to be “full of light” and permanently high-vibing — a plan that immediately collapses under the weight of Instagram stories, sauce-list politics, Whisp and Geoff’s rival station beef with 98.6 The Squirt, and a catastrophic misunderstanding involving Enya. As Whisp attempts to record the perfect Instagram message from the front seat of his limousine, the broadcast spirals through haunted MTV memories, dead-mall real estate, non-denominational church bands, Farmer Dan’s hell gate, sponsor live reads that absolutely should not be allowed on air, and Whisp’s revelation to Geoff of why Enya is definitely not calling in today. Sponsored by: Val Verde Memorial Hospital Little Feet Bad Company Fudge Company Become One With The Hawk SubscribeJoin the Rock Battalion1089thehawk.comSupport the stationSharney’spatreon.com/1089thehawk.Watch The Hawkyoutube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere The Verde Dome may be full of feral raccoons, but the rock is strong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“The Whisp Turlington Show” has returned and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock declare a “Return to Greatness” across Val Verde — complete with 3D billboards, Genesis mega-blocks, and a townwide chemical-job apocalypse. Big Truck reports live from Verde Chemical, where workers are leaving with purple suits, clown smiles, and possibly extra limbs, while sponsors like Food Gulch, Eggsland, and Trunks struggle to survive the new Hawk economy. Meanwhile: • MTV VJs are debated • Tony Banks calls in from the studio • Phil Collins explains why he can’t drum • 98.6 The Squirt is declared an enemy of the state This isn’t just a radio show — it’s the beginning of The Hawk’s new era. Become One With The Hawk SubscribeJoin the Rock Battalion1089thehawk.comSupport the stationSharney’spatreon.com/1089thehawk.Watch The Hawkyoutube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere The city is strange. The rock is strong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to CLASSIC HAWK! A weekly look back at some of the greatest moments in 108.9 The Hawk history! This week! A Live Remote From Val-Mart Originally aired: March 14, 2022 Jason Gore and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock take 108.9 The Hawk on the road for a chaotic live remote from Val-Mart in Val Verde. Guest appearances: • Amir Khan as Dave Navarro • Colby Smith as Cam Winchester 🦅 Become One With The Hawk https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkhttps://www.patreon.com/1089thehawkhttps://www.1089thehawk.comWelcome to Val Verde. Welcome to 108.9 The Hawk. 🦅 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Val Verde’s airwaves descend into all-out chaos when Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock discover their former co-host Jason Gore is now the number-one morning host on rival station 98.6 The Squirt. As Whisp spirals over Patreon, bonus episodes, horny call-in segments, and the unthinkable success of Staind-based radio, The Hawk fires back with sabotage, mind-powered drones, and a full-scale rebranding that may or may not erase Geoff from the show title entirely. A battle for terrestrial radio supremacy, fought live on air. What to do, what to do. SubscribeJoin the Rock Battalion1089thehawk.comPatreon keeps the lights onpatreon.com/1089thehawkYouTubeyoutube.com/@1089thehawkFollow us everywhere Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.