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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Cumulus Podcast Network

Josh, Nick, Dana and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

Location:

United States

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

Josh, Nick, Dana and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

Twitter:

@93xhams

Language:

English

Contact:

6126174034


Episodes
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Step Aside Buttlord

5/13/2025
Originally Aired May 13, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about Russian grannies falling from the sky. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:24:17

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Opiate Oyster

5/12/2025
Originally Aired May 12, 2025: Cowasaki. Adult temper tantrums. Everything you wanna know about how being boring can get you fired. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:25:22

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Thunder Nugget

5/9/2025
Originally Aired May 9, 2025: Attack of the nachos. We love YOUR mother. Everything you wanna know how hooking up at the Zombie Pub Crawl. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:16:35

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Craccoon

5/8/2025
Originally Aired May 8, 2025: Drunk uncle vs cocaine bear vs meth raccoon. Mutual manipulation. Everything you wanna know about sexual geography. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:19:55

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Testi-Kale Salad

5/7/2025
Originally Aired May 7, 2025: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga. The Devil made me do it. Everything you wanna know about what your kids are doing on the internet. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:22:49

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Peanut Butter Jesus Time!

5/6/2025
Originally Aired May 6, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanna know about why summer SUCKS! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:22:50

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Who WAS That Dude?!

5/5/2025
Originally Aired May 5, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions. Dad in the streets, daddy in the sheets. Everything you wanna know about canned urine. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:24:38

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("Best Of"): Weirdest Apps to Download

5/2/2025
Originally Aired May 2, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:45:35

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("Best Of"): Orgasm Camps

5/1/2025
Originally Aired May 1, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:29:48

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Claw Enforcement

4/30/2025
Originally Aired April 30, 2025: All-time NHL great Mike Modano. You can't put bowling balls on a Chihuahua. Everything you wanna know about Manzardo for your nardos. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:23:21

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Man vs. Gorilla

4/29/2025
Originally Aired April 29, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Childhood flexes. Everything you wanna know about dildos in bathrooms. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:31:33

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Pepperoni Projectiles

4/28/2025
Originally Aired April 28, 2025: How to tell if your dog is dead. Dumb reasons people have gotten famous. Everything you wanna know about jumping through glass to avoid an argument. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:26:18

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Spaghetti and Pete-balls

4/25/2025
Originally Aired April 25, 2025: Got bleach? Lab-grown human meat. Everything you wanna know about being an AMERICAN! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:20:35

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Beet Juice

4/24/2025
Originally Aired April 24, 2025: Minnesota Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. Anti-violence rally turns violent. Everything you wanna know about unhinged sports parents. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:27:21

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Ha Ha Ha Ha HA!!!!

4/23/2025
Originally Aired April 23, 2025: It might as well be a bullseye. The creepiest set of twins on planet earth. Everything you wanna know about behaviors that should be labeled as a mental illness. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:16:51

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OHHH YEAH!!

4/22/2025
Originally Aired April 22, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Comedian C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about being kicked out of concerts and ball games. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:25:05

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Sass Tax

4/21/2025
Dr. P Jesus answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Vigilante Jones. Everything you wanna know about speed vacuuming. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Monday, April 21, 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:40:02

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Pee Spree

4/18/2025
Originally Aired April 18, 2025: Stealing from a dead man. Easter eggs in your grandma's vibrator drawer. Everything you wanna know about the longest minute of your life. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:24:12

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Take a Chill Pill, Bruh!

4/17/2025
Originally Aired April 17, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. Dana checked out Janel's package. Everything you wanna know about what sounds easy, but isn't. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:27:49

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Welcome to Penisville

4/16/2025
Originally Aired April 16, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Driveway pirates. Everything you wanna know about bone-nerds. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:02:19:56