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A hilarious weekly British comedy podcast in which Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann (and Martin the Sound Man) answer questions submitted by their listeners. Critic's Choice across the UK press, including Time Out, Times, Guardian, Q and Radio Times, it's the Sony Award-winning podcast that answers the world's questions.

A hilarious weekly British comedy podcast in which Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann (and Martin the Sound Man) answer questions submitted by their listeners. Critic's Choice across the UK press, including Time Out, Times, Guardian, Q and Radio Times, it's the Sony Award-winning podcast that answers the world's questions.
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London, United Kingdom

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A hilarious weekly British comedy podcast in which Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann (and Martin the Sound Man) answer questions submitted by their listeners. Critic's Choice across the UK press, including Time Out, Times, Guardian, Q and Radio Times, it's the Sony Award-winning podcast that answers the world's questions.

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English

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0208 123 5877


Episodes

Retro AMT111

9/20/2018
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Dredged up from the AMT riverbed is AMT111 from 1 October 2009, wherein our past selves consider sexy nuns, skip-diving, alien abduction and crinkle-cut beetroot. The original post about this episode is at https://answermethispodcast.com/episode111. This episode is only available for free for a month, but you can hear episodes 1-200 any time if you buy them from answermethisstore.com or Apple or Amazon. We'll be back in your feed on 4 October 2018 with all new AMT365. Tweet us...

Duration:00:36:54

AMT365: Sweet Caroline, Bible Minigolf and Beaver Bums

9/6/2018
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Which should you choose: working abroad, or romance at home? Dyson hairdryer, or a classic Duck'n'Dry? Vanilla pods, or beaver anuses? So many tricky decisions in AMT365! There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode365. Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old...

Duration:00:47:01

Retro AMT148

8/23/2018
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Brought up from the AMT cellar is this vintage episode from September 2010 - you can tell it's a bygone era, because we are still fuming about the annoying couple from the BT ads. What an innocent time, when the thorn in Britain's side was their tepid romance... Also! We learn about the Countdown clock, log flumes, and slug sex. The original post about this episode is at https://answermethispodcast.com/episode148. This episode is only available for free for a month, but you can hear episodes...

Duration:00:37:25

AMT364: Cranberries, Jesters and the Cruise Ship Wig Department

8/2/2018
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A questioneer is on a ship in Alaska with only 300 wigs and a case of unrequited rage for company. Where to seek solace but AMT, of course? Also! Why do jesters have little replicas of their own heads on the end of their staffs? Why are FedEx ok with being the cause of Tom Hanks being cast away in Cast Away? And why are people standing waist-deep in wet cranberries? Is it some bold cure for a UTI? There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode364. Send us questions...

Duration:00:44:01

AMT363: Parliamentary Mace-Fights, In-Flight Magazines, and the Soupsoaker

6/7/2018
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While you're young, should you make a wig of your own hair? Why are bathroom walls across America filled with razor blades? And what's James Cameron been up to lately? Find out all in AMT363. There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode363. June is full of SPORTY SPORT, so while watching people kick balls or thwack balls, listen to the AMT Sports Day special, an hour of surprisingly great AMT-ness all about the sports. Get it from iTunes, Amazon and...

Duration:00:50:08

AMT362: Dangerous Beans, Meghan'n'Harry, and a Life-Sized Cardboard Cutout of Kylie Minogue

5/3/2018
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There is a menace that we only just learned could have murdered us from within. It's a miracle we have survived this long. Find out what to fear in your own salads in AMT362. There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode362. Are you ready for the ROYAL WEDDING OMGGGGGG? The soundtrack to your giddy anticipation/antipathy/indifference is the AMT Jubilee album, one hour of right royal fun. Get it from iTunes, Amazon and http://answermethisstore.com. Send us...

Duration:00:42:35

AMT361: Smell-O-Vision, Bidet Chat, and Trainy McTrainface

4/5/2018
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With a spring in your step and a scent in your nostrils and a freshly cleaned undercarriage and AMT361 in your ears, join us to consider films that smell, friends that smell, and taking a ride on Michael Palin. There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode361. Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook...

Duration:00:51:15

AMT360: Astronauts' Underwear, the Blockbusters Hand Jive, and Sushidoku

3/1/2018
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AMT360 will be a huge relief for you if you've spent a lot of your life wondering what astronauts do with their dirty underwear, why the audience is jiving during the credits of Blockbusters, and whether Bowling for Soup are bowling to OBTAIN soup or on BEHALF of soup. There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode360. Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis....

Duration:00:52:17

AMT359: Center Parcs, Defence Against the Dark Arts, and Pope Tropes

2/1/2018
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Why does your cocktail come with a tiny piratical weapon in it? Why is Dumbledore so shit at HR? What's the deal with the Center Parcs dome? Find out all this and more in AMT359. There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode359. Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe...

Duration:00:53:39

AMT358: Sexy Yoghurt, Chutney, and Your Friend's Gross Hot Tub

1/4/2018
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It's AMT's 11th birthday! To celebrate, we can't replicate how Olly spent his own 11th birthday, at Cody's Tex-Mex restaurant in Stevenage, because it closed down. So instead we've made some mild-to-moderate life changes - hear all about them AMT358. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode358. Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us...

Duration:00:48:52

AMT357: Band Aid, Home Alone 2 and Self-Love in Someone Else's House

12/6/2017
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Where does all the money go from the Band Aid song? When you're someone's house guest, how long before you can have a wank? And what's a penguin doing in a nativity scene? The answers to all these mysteries are in AMT357. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode357. Send us questions for future episodes: email answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook...

Duration:00:50:27

AMT356: Ghost Pubs, Cheesecake, and NSFW Weddings

11/2/2017
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A questioneer today finds themselves in quite the consternation after clicking on the link to a friend's wedding list...and finding a dazzling array of Adult Pleasure Implements. And we're not talking golf clubs or top-of-the-range espresso machines here. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode356. Send us questions for future episodes: email answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly...

Duration:01:21:32

AMT355: Shippers, Stoners and Subway Smell

10/5/2017
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In AMT355, we tackle the greatest mystery ever penned by Agatha Christie: why the hell is one of Miss Marple's murderees dining on a bowl of cornflour? We also learn about that smell that wafts out of every branch of Subway, fan fiction, and KFC (Kentucky Fried Lung). Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode355. Send us questions for future episodes: email answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us...

Duration:01:11:36

AMT354: Magic Wands, Mount Fuji and Freakshakes

9/7/2017
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There's MAGIC! all over AMT354: how to MAGICALLY transform a banana into a sliced banana, how to MAGICALLY turn an egg into an egg IN A BOTTLE, and how to MAGICALLY turn an adolescent boy into a hit with the ladies. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode354. Send us questions for future episodes: email answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook...

Duration:00:50:18

AMT353: Despacito, Apples for Teacher, and Glory Holes

8/3/2017
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To borrow from The Song Of The Summer 2017, let AMT353 in the walls of your labyrinth. IE your ears. What did you think we were talking about? A duck's complicated nether regions? All will become clearer (but not necessarily more savoury) at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode353. Send us questions for future episodes: email answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis...

Duration:00:47:52

AMT352: Dothraki, Points of View, and sleb-spotting Shatner

7/6/2017
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Had any good celeb-spots lately? However good yours are, there's no way they're as good as the celeb-spot hat trick Olly scored last week. Hear who in AMT352. Find out all about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode352. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at http://answermethisstore.com Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The...

Duration:00:41:11

AMT351: Stoned Dads, Dragons, and Getting Verified on Twitter

5/31/2017
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Answer us this: how would you define 'Afternoon Delight'? 1. Settling down to watch Countdown with a nice cup of tea (not Lipton) and a nice biscuit (not one that gives you a 20-year-long health fear)? 2. Bit of post-lunch pre-dinner nookie? 3. Listening to AMT351, admittedly a delight at any hour of the day? Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode351. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes...

Duration:00:51:43

AMT350: Fox Meat, Kilroy Was Here, and Barbicide

5/4/2017
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Ever run over a fox and thought, "Mmm, maybe I could cook that up for dinner - but how?" No? Well, listen to AMT350 anyway. You never know when survivalist recipes might come in handy. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode350. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com

Duration:00:46:57

AMT349: Citizen's Arrests, The Shipping Forecast and Cheddaring

4/6/2017
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If you win a year's supply of Weetabix, how much Weetabix do you actually get? And where will you keep it? (And why would you want it?) We speculate in AMT349, as well as learning about cheddar, axolotl-maintenace, and deconstructed coffee. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode349. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and...

Duration:01:14:20

AMT348: Fruit Machines, Caesar Salads and Jelly

3/2/2017
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Jelly in your pipes, Jelly in your pipes, Wibbly wobbly wibbly wobbly Jelly in your pipes! Seriously, people, don't pour jelly into your pipes. It will prove a trifle problematic. Further valuable lessons in AMT348: what to do if you lose your passport at the airport; how to deal with your kangaroo-killing neighbour; why you shouldn't brush your teeth with barbecue charcoal. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode348. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly...

Duration:00:49:23