Bike is Short for Bichael

0:15 How do you think we should begin? 0:35 A pizza story 2:45 An AC unit story 3:34 Have you been holding space this week? 4:03 Son of a….lovely woman 5:55 Rental swans 8:30 Hay is a fire hazard 9:33 Candy cane flavor: toothpaste or good? 11:00 Mascot made a candy cane pancake and then left 12:40 What’s your take on Santa? 12:37 The Santa Clause sequels are TRASH 13:45 Hot Frosty discussion 17:43 Christmas desserts 18:43 Gift guide 20:20 CVS gift card 21:23 Cosy cosy Christmas 22:10 Spoiler-there was no announcement 23:45 Holding space for Bichael

0:00 Bichael if we were a YouTube channel 0:53 What are we going to do for our hundredth episode? 1:39 Shalom 2:34 One like = one prayer 3:23 Maddie learned that her actions matter 5:38 New segment - Maddie eats a dental chew 6:42 Guessing what kind of Reeses is in the Advent calendar 7:00 “I should start gambling” 8:27 brief break 10:05 Spotify wrapped stats 10:43 4% increase in followers 13:06 The dog hates trash bags 14:16 Pet Peeves 15:01 Ivory Coast v Ireland flag 16:23 Oven number 18:01 My neighbor had a pet named peeve growing up 19:23 African Grey 20:22 “The parrot might outlive me.” 22:45 When people are wearing a black turtleneck and some AirPods 24:00 Burgers should come with fries 26:55 FaceTiming without headphones 27:32 Walking and seeing other people 28:41 Pet pet peeve 29:30 Gender reveals with wine glasses 30:00 Maddie is left speechless 32:55 Holding space is so Bichael coded 34:00 Elf on a shelf 35:18 Katherine is pro Santa - you heard it here first

0:00 - episode 100 predictions 1:00 - will Phoebe throw up? 2:28 - Katherine’s bike got stolen 7:00 - This is a 9-1-1 podcast now 10:30 - Eras tour update (reputation TV clowning) 14:30 - the little fire engine 18:15 - ideal brunch 21:45 - no time for today’s topic I guess 22:00 - JAAQ 29:15 - byeee

0:00 – Maddie has a secret and it’s not bangs 5:58 – Bichael is popping off (11 streams) 6:58 – Katherine went to brunch 8:43 – Birmingham aka the Hat Story 16:53 – Dog with a Hint of Lyme 20:31 – Should we get into our segment? 21:13 – Hello, I am George, 22:11 – Mrs. Janet E. George 23:48 – George Khalid by Name 24:40 – Dr. Peter Chan 25:12 – Hello I am Julianna 26:13 – E-Bike Sponsor 28:06 – Listener write-ins 28:24 – Who the hell do you think you are? 31:00 – One Hit Wonders 33:30 – Harry Potter 35:45 – Corduroy Skin or Fish for Bones? 37:51 – Have you ever been in a firetruck? 39:34 – Does Katherine like canned tuna? 41:23 – Is cereal soup? 44:10 – Round Trip Ticket and $2 to Spend 46:52 – Celebrity Interactions (Ed Sheeran?, Lewis Capaldi, David Spade) 52:19 – Random Hating on L.A. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

We’re bacccckkkkk. Did you miss us? We missed you. 0:40 It’s been 14 months 1:02 Bichael brings joy 1:32 We’re kinda funny 2:40 three words: laughter, danny, devito 3:35 live, laugh, love 4:21 we have caught everyone up 4:49 fiance update 6:25 podcasts in COVID were people reading Reddit posts 8:00 AITA for serving two different types of cakes 10:32 Florida = pineapples 11:24 even Monterey Jack 15:14 it’s discrimination to serve two different kinds of cakes 17:42 AITA for sharing a funny story with a new hire 18:15 “Poopy McPoopersteinburg” 22:13 Your coworkers are not fun 24:10 AITA for hating LaCroix? 24:25 It tastes like sunscreen 25:14 AITA for saying a naturally essenced water is not plain water 27:40 Look in the mirror at each other 28:19 AITA for not having catering 28:58 We’re big disney fans 29:54 “Food available at the venue” 32:10 Private dinner with Mickey and Minnie is worse 34:30 Lilo and Stitch are coming to Katherine’s wedding 36:05 blurry picture of stitch 38:15 AITA for refusing to say my roommate’s name? 40:08 AITA for pretending to not recognise my friend whenever I see her? 43:00 AITA for gaslighting all my listeners? 43:18 My bicycle and I run a podcast 48:05 James asks a question: JAAQ 48:22 What would happen if you just let all the pets in the world free? 50:05 “I need to go to the sewer” 53:40 Going back to the rats

Maddie hypes Katherine up about her Christmas gift only to disappoint her when the golf course is closed. So after a brief run to the pub we talk about what would kill a child from the Middle Ages. Also, aren't Christmas movies the absolute best and worst at the same time? Email bikeisshortforbichael@gmail.com 1. Short to Bichael 2. Life is content 3. So guess 4. Golf 5. We’re a golf podcast 6. Middle Aged Children 7. Finding Nemo Fish 8. Phishing Scams 9. You Stronk 10. New Jingle (Thanks Skiff) 11. A California Christmas 12. LeBron Christmas Movie 13. Hitting a Three Pointer at Christmas with My Heart 14. Santa’s her Dad 15. No Snow for Us bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

Maddie and Katherine bring some more hot takes and discuss what a berry is. Spoiler: a strawberry isn't a berry which is ludicrous. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. This is our hobby 2. Bikes 3. Gifts 4. Bikes 5. Snaps 6. Grape 7. Watermelon 8. You Smell 9. Don’t feed your dog grapes 10. LaCroix Update 11. What is a berry? 12. Subunits 13. Texts 14. Monoliths Part 2 Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

Thank you for coming on this journey with us! Katherine and Maddie have lived in community together for basically, almost 2 years. They have survived COVID lockdowns together. One day after texting something HILARIOUS to each other they created this podcast. It's dumb but it's our hobby. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. What is this 2. Obama Sponsorship/Ad 3. First Impressions 4. Jet Lag 5. Presidential Birthdays 6. Hot Takes 7. Fancy Cars 8. Aliens in Utah bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

0:06 Hi Maddie Hi Katherine 0:50 The Italian French Border 1:38 Maddie forgot Katherine’s birthday 3:38 Remember Maddie’s birthday episode? 4:35 This week has felt like over a year 5:40 Sometimes podcasts enlist all their episodes 6:16 This podcast is for no one 8:48 Unrewarding conversation 9:02 Do you remember a time before podcasts when you just had conversations? 11:14 How do you know someone else’s name? 13:00 Maddie laughs so hard she cries 14:06 Mini bus 15:00 the USA is a long drive from Italy 16:07 It could be you your friend another friend and another friend 17:13 So you know email? 17:37 My thumbs are just too big 18:08 Carting around your desktop computer is the worst 19:04 Pay him like a buck 22:57 The Big Room 23:30 It’s Amazon in person 24:38 Katherine’s brothers are logged in to Maddie’s mom’s DisneyPlus 25:57 Tubi 26:22 Maddie is paying to watch Instagram Reels 29:30 THE newspaper 33:21 ESPN 34:50 I can tell you don’t like it 36:11 You know the Titanic? 36:47 How much would this cost??? 38:03 No shoes 38:30 We did it one time before 45:00 airbnbs 48:45 texting Mom 49:23 That was a good enough amount of businesses 49:45 still being recognized in the wild 53:28 M&M colours 54:29 I love pools 55:03 Pay a guy a buck

Today we ask each other questions that are not controversial yet somehow become controversial so we agree to disagree. We are in the midst of preparing for Holy Week and Easter so our brains are losing it. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. Chug 2. She doesn’t want to be perceived 3. You guys would really care if we didn’t post this week 4. Different air quality 5. Shout out 6. No Jeff 7. Segway 8. Scented vs Unscented 9. Hypothetically speaking what if a bird broke into your house 10. Children should get an education 11. “Why are we forcing children to learn how to read?” 12. Vibe until they’re eleven 13. They’re stupid 14. Cactuses 15. Mojave desert and no legs 16. Jesus had Christmas lights 17. I don’t want to say you’re stupid 18. Do we need water? 19. Another Hypothetical 20. An Italian Magpie 21. Maddie likes grape now 22. No podcast or a nape 23. “Education” is “good” 24. I did get an education, I just don’t think I should have 25. Hate you more now 26. Assumptions bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

A bonus clip to celebrate our 40th episode. This is a throwback to Summer Episode 31 and is us struggling with the ice cube tray for about 5 minutes. PLEASE ONLY LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU ARE ON OUR PATREON. THIS IS THE HONOUR SYSTEM. THANK YOU.

It's the middle fo the work day but Maddie and Katherine stepped out of the office because we love our bichaelists that much. If you are ever in Killarney we 10/10 recommend renting bikes. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. We have huge news 2. We rode bikes 3. Go look at that meme 4. Everything will be revealed 5. “We didn’t record Bichael this week” 6. Maddie is actually funny 7. Watch tan 8. We rode bikes 9. Bichael goes on tour 10. Tour de Bichael 11. Venmo ad 12. We rode bikes 13. Snow White 14. We rode bikes 15. We went kayaking 16. Shout Out Leah 17. Round of applause 18. No one has proposed at my wedding 19. Shout out Andrew 20. Speak, Dog 21. Revealing microphone secrets 22. What’s one important skill you think everyone should have 23. Cooking 24. Cursive 25. 24 hours in a day 26. We rode bikes 27. Tell them we sent you 28. If you could change one thing about your job what would it be? 29. Favorite class from college 30. Pirates of the Caribbean 31. Gnomes 32. Maddie doesn’t know how to pose a question 33. Fell off her bichael 34. Did you know we rented bikes? bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

7:45 Still Lemonade 8:24 Saw a giant Lidl 10:42 What we ate in Killarney 11:50 Mr Rogers puzzle 13:52 What is covid? 23:28 Cracker Barrell 29:01 Katherine memorized It Wasn’t Me 29:38 Guards were called (guards = police) 33:07 Mean tiktok comments

0:02 Katherine talks to herself for a bit 1:36 Middle Class today or millionaire forever ago 3:10 Building a tree house 6:56 We fight about Disneyland and word and Tarzan and Swiss family 8:48 “Katherine, listen to me.”-Maddie 12:03 Sharks are generally misunderstood 13:17 Mary’s donkey

This was recorded in February 2022 but is being posted in May 2022 ooops! 1:23 Maddie will sit in the cry room 3:08 If you didn’t have to sleep and people found out about it, that would suck 3:20 Sleep is an excuse to not do things 7:20 Intelligent and Poor 9:22 “I am a public fool” -Maddie 12:12 Maddie tries to make a joke 13:25 Choose Your Own Adventure 17:30 rip in peace 20:31 It wasn’t even Lent and now it’s barely Easter

5:35 Who and why is listening 6:32 Maddie learns about ND burning down 8:50 ornament story 10:00 pretending electric towers are the Eiffel Tower is the height of comedy 12:06 Dump on Mary Todd’s bed 12:49 Us listing out fave jokes 13:50 Lent 17:02 creative ministry 18:05 shot of olive oil 22:12 We both never got COVID 22:45 We don’t owe our listeners anything 22:47 We don’t have any listeners

Bichael, where the hell have you been. loca? 2:25 We are humble 4:30 The abandoned Dunnes 8:15 Celebrate Valentine’s Day rigorously 10:55 Tequila 12:48 Glee’s impact on humanity 20:00 T swizzle again 23:50 The delay is killing me with these songs 24:25 What a surprise “On My Way” is being played 25:20 This podcast is about entertaining the two of us and no one else bye 26:48 “I’m going to go feral for the reputation re release” -Maddie

Today we go back in time and bring three things. One useful thing. One useless thing. One thing that would actively hinder our time in England. While in in the past we worry about keeping the phones that we brought filled with battery but little do we know, once the phones die we get zapped back to 2022. 0:02 COVID?? 0:20 professional opening 0:24 Katherine’s favourite joke where she pretends she doesn’t know someone 0:40 two people who have hosted a podcast for over a year but have never met 0:59 quoting the Bible 2:03 MATH 2:15 57 have prime number energy but it’s not 3:00 salsa authentica 4:08 broiling tortillas 8:30 filipino cupid 11:20 The Grandma in Encanto is kinda bitch 14:02 we get one good week 15:10 Today we are going to medieval England 16:55 It counts as one item cause you put it in a basket 21:20 somehow the phone is connecting to wifi 22:41 Tiktoks and a lava lamp 26:07 There’s no one around and you won’t get caught for stealing the sheep 28:01 What’s a bitch? 28:55 Eight deblunes 29:47 This is dumb 31:08 Yeoldepubbe 31:38 Ye olde public house 36:20 Maddie tried a British accent 37:10 Katherine is related to a real witch

Before we get to today’s topic we talk about Encanto, Google docs, swimming, the elephant in the room, and balloons. 1:09 It’s a really funny story 3:19 Hopefully we don’t get copyright stricken 4:43 Tio means uncle in Spanish 11:30 I feel physically like I’m falling apart 13:49 I have no idea what was said during that song 14:36 Loophole. They are singing about Bruno, not talking about him 25:35 Text if you want to watch the movie together 27:05 Google doc limit 29:00 Training 30:06 Commit to the bit 3:14 1.2 million characters 31:40 Maddie training for a half marathon 33:30 Selfie with the Cliffs of Moher 35:40 Venmo Maddie $2 36:55 Coloured or White Lights 37:26 Star or Angel 39:35 How much trouble can it get up to? 39:52 Katherine explaining the bit 42:02 Pelican 44:54 My mind is blank I’ve never experienced anything 49:00 the Elephant in the room 50:00 Maddie lost her hand 50:37 How overjoyed we are at the recent announcement at how sorry we are for the people who are not 52:00 Maddie leaves 53:06 How long can a helium balloon last? 53:19 Have you ever seen a balloon before? 57:40 Still talking about this balloon oh my gosh Katherine shut up I’m so sorry everyone I was so hyper during this for no reason at all.

0:20 Firework episode 1:15 don’t buy a bike from target 2:12 would you rather: backward handle bars or unassembled? 6:45 tempo talk 8:20 Jesus and germs 18:30 Maddie is a huge Barbici Stan 19:15 we are sponsored by barbici except they’re closed now 21:33 Anne’s teacher’s brother is BFF’s with my uncle 23:45 This is crazy 26:55 She doesn’t understand baking 29:43 Maddie saw God 31:09 airplanes: it’s something about the wind