Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & Spirituality

I have been very sick my friends with bad black mold poisoning and am going through a lot, but I am determined to remaster the classic material I have made and bring all new soon as I recover my voice and health (hopefully - pray to the Thrice Great Okapi that I heal-eth). For now, enjoy the first of season two - Operation Turbo Boost. What happens when you bring your old 1989 Honda Civic into the Blackout's Box garage to fix a small scratch. Some 007 Spy Hunter very extremely expensive & unnecessary repairs stealth & weapon additions - that's what! NOTE: Even though I am doing seasons, I am keeping the episode numbers so that each season will still continue from the episode number where last season left off. Why am i doing this? To know which podcast you are actually up to? To learn how to count past 1 digit? i don't know - you figure it out. PLEAE - If you get any enjoyment and want to keep this going, please show your support at https://patreon.com/BlackoutsBox or https://cash.me/$BlackoutsBox All other links can be found here: https://solo.to/BlackoutsBox

Grab a six pack, or six six packs, or hell an entire TRUCK of Coors light and get ready for one of the most ridiculous Blackout's Box Podcast episodes ever - as I walk into a small bodega while recording and the owner of the store JESS is already on the phone with a very colorful character (to say the least) - Auntie Danny. This prank call was fate, it was destiny I say, I walked into it and it walked into me, and of course Gladys Ridgeford showed up and all hell broke loose! SHOW AND TIMESTAMP NOTES: The Great Auntie Danny & Gladys Ridgeford PART I 0:00 -Introduction to Jess (24 convienence store owner) & her bi-polar Auntie Danny & her 6 pack a day Coors beer habbit. Also Malik - Jess's boyfriend. 2 minutes in - Malik starts playing a youtube video about how the coronavirus is bacterial not viral, auntie Danny gets a little annoyed 4min - Jess talks about 5G in Long Island New York 5 min - Auntie Danny says "I\m Auntie - I'm 66 & a half. 5:30 min - Auntie changes from 6 beers a day to 6 "packs" of 6 beers a day of Coors beer 6:30 - Aunty Danny has never had a Bloody Mary 8:30 - Aunty Danny talks about her favorite time during the 80s. 13:00 - Auntie Danny calls me Blackout and asks if she's ok? 14:30 - weirdness competition - 6 pack mentioned again 15:00 - Auntie Danny talks about Idaho 16:00 - Auntie Danny is a California Girl & we discuss rental prices 18:30 - I start talking as a surfer dude with my surfer days in Cali - Auntie Danny Loves it 21:30 - We start talking about being bipolar 22:00 - BAT ATTACK! 25:20 - Ride the waves BRO (Aunty Danny starts to turn & become combative BRO!) 27:40 - Auntie Danny's secret to a long marriage & Woodstock stories 29:20 - Auntie Danny birthed children while at Woodstock 31:55 - Auntie Danny tells me how to date and get it on with a girl. 35:00 - Dating in Idaho 36:00 - Jess (the niece in the store - sleeps me a piece of paper that says "SHE'S BIPOLAR!!!!" PART II 37:09 - Surfer Bro tells Auntie Danny he want to introduce her to his grandma Gladys Ridgeford (Gladys enters the conversation) Aunti Danny ALMOST picks up on me changing voices! 38:38 - Gladys starts hitting the bourbon! Wooooof! 43:04 - Auntie Danny telles her tale of hard hard work and no free rides or discounts and begins to get angry about her rich mean priviledged mom 45:00 - Share & Cher & Money - Auntie Danny starts to turn even darker about money & starts to get confrontatinal 'bro!' 49:10 - The benefits out having your own house & not having fishy roomates 50:00 - NEWSCAST - Aunty Danny becomes unhinged 53:30 - Fight between Gladys & Auntie Danny 58:40 - Auntie Danny & Gladys make up - Gladys talks abut Tripod. BOOM! If you enjoy this content / channel, please subscribe & hit the bell (you know the drill.. lol) & consider checking out the "Blackout's Box Podcast" on apple podcasts or any major podcast platform / software. Also if you want to keep this content, both comedy & consciousness coming, and you have a few extra bucks consider supporting the channel! Any support is immensely appreciated and valued! http://Blackout.com http://Patreon.com/BlackoutsBox http://PayPal.me/BlackoutServices http://Twitter.com/BlackoutsBox http://Periscope.tv/BlackoutsBox http://Facebook.com/BlackoutsBox http://Instagram.com/BlackoutsBox http://twitch.tv/BlackoutsBox http://YouTube.com/BlackoutsBox https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/blackouts-box-podcast-consciousness-comedy-pranks-parody/id1488832622 - (YOU ARE HERE!)

SHOW NOTES: Opening w Larry handsome man prince story - 1999 censorship on big platforms youtube and facebook zero tolerance origin of internet bbs systems mainframes huge monopolies oligarchies -giant corporations are facebook and youtube platforms or publishers advantages of the covid lockdown larry's daughter & planets the cons of the internet & wikipedia knowledge wikipedia robots school teaches obedience and not good thinking hating high school college was better than high school but degrees are old school why bother you should start thinking about your future by middle school "adulting" the balance between keeping the child life force and curiosity and adult responsibilities structured 9 to 5 vs the new gig economy government = politicians we are no longer in an industrial society those jobs will become automated by machines minimum wage laws self checkout & the first signs of automation mega corporations ensure small guys can't compete why did certain stores get the special pass and small stores were all shut during covid? how tech has messed our memories up, who remembers phone numbers anymore? technology is making people want to be monitored and chipped for convenience how far tech has come in less than a lifespan the death of physical media & "the cloud" - someone eles's hard drive Twitter - will they go full censorship too? Larry and the problems of parenting in a super tech connected world how crazy pornography has gotten - my little pony porny! The Documentary Idiocracy - We're living it! The massive changes in the 6 weeks from being on Larry's show till today from covid to police brutality & black lives matter the hatred towards all lives matter ignorance comes in all colors people have forgotten how to debate - everything is personal how we went from covid concern to racism and police brutality are there higher forces above government playing their cards and using this covid - to move towards global tracking / golbal government / cabal and if so how are they doing? why do we still have king and queens in the modern world? & inbreeding why are their egyptian symbols on are money and in front of all the soviern power city states the wealth gap / fractional reserve banking Blackout state trooper story - dad & corrupt cops and a child first learning about money "money rules the world" my search to understand who is the ultimate authority / who controls the issuing of currency the rabbit hole of money we didn't have income tax for over 100 years --COMMERCIAL BREAK -- Elmhurst hospital The Epicenter Nurse - documentary that shows doctors & nurses putting people who they knew were not covid on massive drugs and then killing them by damaging their lungs with ventilators All hospitals could only make money off covid patients - so corruption occured in a corrupt system - Covid burnout / crisis fatique, lets change up and burn things down! Rascism is really culuralism & markers Lesson's from Larry's Dad Larry's view on spirituality Blackout talks about his near death experience Will there be a phase 2 of covid - is it planned? worse case scenario - Darth Vader Storm Troopers at his door - what would he do? We talk about qualified immunity - the one congressmen who introduced a bill against it - Congressman Amash http:://Blackout.com - for all social media links SUBSCRIBE & SUPPORT at http://patreon.com/BlackoutsBox

What's the difference between an addiction, a dependency, or a habit? Can an addiction ever be positive? How do you know and how do you grow / change? Are there even differences? If so what are they? How can you tell the difference? When may you need help, and when may you just need to give up and make sure that you still look so sweet and sexy in a coffin by getting yourself a good mortuary cosmetician!! Toxica Acid (a mortician cosmologist - see see's dead people, plus SO much more on this enhanced 3 hour long extended Blackout's Box Live flashback edition! "Blackout's Box Podcast" on apple podcasts or any major podcast platform / software. Also if you want to keep this content, both comedy & consciousness coming, and you have a few extra bucks consider supporting the channel! Any support is immensely appreciated and valued! http://Patreon.com/BlackoutsBox http://PayPal.me/BlackoutServices http://twitch.tv/BlackoutsBox http://Blackout.com http://twitter.com/BlackoutsBox http://periscope.tv/BlackoutsBox http://Facebook.com/BlackoutsBox http://Instagram.com/BlackoutsBox Host - Blackout / Michael Biggins CoHost- Dingo / Georgio Repetti Executive Producer - Stacey Curletto

Covid-19 P2 - Vice President & NYC Governor Libertarian candidate Larry Sharpe & Blackout discuss the erosion of freedom under the guise of pandemic & what to do about it! I was a guest on "The Sharp Way" on 4/17/2020, a libertarian show hosted by Larry Sharpe, an American business consultant, entrepreneur, political activist, and internet broadcaster. He was a candidate for the Libertarian Party nomination for Vice President of the United States in 2016, losing narrowly to former Massachusetts Governor Bill Weld. Sharpe was also the Libertarian nominee for Governor of New York in the 2018 gubernatorial election. Sharpe is the founder and managing director of the online business training company Neo-Sage Group, Inc. He also appeared in a full episode interview on the Joe Rogan Podcast Episode 1167. We discuss the current situation of covid19 and how it has been massively over exaggerated and used as a weapon of control to further the grips of government power gone wild in a big push for citizens to give up even more freedom and the move towards global governance as well as cults, psychology, propaganda, big pharma, medicine, the invisible rainbow, Dana Ashlie, corporatism, religion, mind control, Bill Gates, Event201, id2020, quantum dot tattoo, tracking and control systems, face recognition, government abuse, digital certificates, human rights infringements, the constitution, bill of rights, the W.H.O. (WHO) world Health Organization, Apple, Microsoft, Military, The United Nations, world wide abuses, economic damage vs sickness damage, immune systems, quarantine, over reaching of police and military forces, and possible solutions - all while remaining calm and non fear based looking for SOLUTIONS!

BONUS EPISODE! WARNING!: EXTREMELY EXPLICIT ADULT HUMOR - NSFW - It's the Blackout's Box Sunday Morning Easter Special! UN-EDITED, a full four hours of insanity. What happens when Jesus tries to book a room at the Marriott hotel but has issues? Is Satan real? Apparently so and he lives in the country. Gladys gives Satan a call to see how he's doing. Gladys gets drunk. Jesus gets upset. People call in and sing the blues. Did the world end in 2012 and we all died and are in an alternative / parallel universe!? Was Prince right about chemtrails and exited this world just in time? This and so so so much more in this Easter special bonus podcast. Please remember don't just stream it! Download a podcast app and subscribe , rate & share it! If you enjoy my work and are able to support you HAVE NO IDEA how much it helps me! You can here: http://patreon.com/BlackoutsBox or http://PayPal.me/BlackoutServices Love, Light, Laughter, Kindness, Creativity & Abundance 4 All Ways - Always! - Blackout http://blackout.com http://twitter.com/BlackoutsBox http://instagram.com/BlackoutsBox http://youtube.com/BlackoutsBox http://facebook.com/Blackout

"Tip of the top of the tongue to the T, that's all you have to do to trill your R's" One of the greatest prank calls I consider when I look back on my own stuff besides the Quanicles, this 13 minute journey into absurdity was made in a simpler time when people actually had to dial 411 and speak to an actual human being operator to get some information! One of the first prank calls I made that went old school viral - this was broadcast live on 88.5 WKPX in south Florida, and many people who recorded my radio show passed around cassette copies. I then put it on 1-800-KOOK-LINE where it was further recorded and passed around in very low quality. Now, enjoy it and laugh at the madness of layers of managers and supervisors who try to connect me to - THE RRRRRROOKSNITCHZIEN SOCIETY! (or at least give me my quarter back). - Blackout If you enjoy this podcast, or any material or information, please consider supporting so I can continue! http://patreon.com/BlackoutsBox http://Paypal.me/BlackoutServices Also please remember to SUBSCRIBE and not just stream it, and if you can, give a rating on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends. I know it's annoying to hear that from every artist out there, but we need your help! Thanks! love, Light, Laughter, Kindness, Creativity & Abundance 4 All Ways, Always! - Blackout

Ok kiddies. we are going to get into some serious shit on this one. First of all I invite all of you to my private discord chat/info/voice/video server where I have a lot of documents and information up and no one can be censored (unless you're a harassing troll). Please listen to the podcast first and then here is the link: https://discord.gg/764ZgP4 I link to credited articles that show there may be an agenda behind this. We are in an unprecedented event that has never happened before in the history of the world as far as any of us know. Many people smell the bullshit. Why are YOU on lock down when politicians & fear porn news media are all free to scare the shit out of you? Why are so many businesses / industries being closed? Is this a financial global reset? is there an agenda behind this? Who / what / when / where / why?

Brad’s got a dirty secret, and in these series of calls we find out a little bit more about Brad, and a whole lot more about Tiffany - a sweet, kind, lying, drunk pimp who first tries to get Brad the service that he needs, and then tries to cover it all up when Brad’s dirty secret is about to be revealed. This call also includes our favorite 67 year old crooner - Gladys Ridgeford, who plays Brad’s Mom. Will Gladys find out Brad’s Dirty Secret? Will Tiffany be able to keep up with her back pedaling barrage of lies and hide her true occupation? Will the 'lit' girls in the background stop with their obnoxious singing? Will Brad ever get to see his favorite Transformers movie? There's more than meets the eye, or ears! Find out the answers to these questions and more in Brad’s Dirty Secret! Gladys - - - Michael Biggins (Blackout) Brad - - - - - Rob Shapiro (Pharris)Credits:

Find out a little more than you wanted to know about your favorite bourbon swilling, dog loving, unhinged and uncensored immortal old brave broad - Gladys Ridgeford, as she reveals a slightly more erotic side of herself as she calls up the Adam & Eve adult catalog hotline number (it's open 24 hours for all your needs... and they'll even call you back) and tries to find out what could be wrong with her toy. The names of the items that this place sells are really from their catalog, I didn't make them up. Gladys always likes to know where she can get a good bargain on a "Cum Here Mr Cucumber." Warning: contains explicit hilarious adult toy situations and possibly suggestions of 3 legged bestiality, but in a very dignified and professional manner. Like what you hear, please SUBSCRIBE, SHARE, AND RATE ON APPLE PODCASTS or whatever pod app your using and if you can throw this old broad a few bucks please become a patron on http://patreon.com/BlackoutsBox or http://PayPal.me/BlackoutServices The Blackout's Box Podcast comes out with new episodes every week or when I feel like it or sometimes both and sometimes neither.

Are you ready to be micro chipped in a cashless society? Is your cell phone your helper or a spy monitor for big corp, big gov & big pharma? Why are there still kings and queens in the modern day world? Is hard cider better than beer? What can be done about it? Do you care? Should you care? How many identifiers do you use daily and how tracked are you? Are you truly free if you accept these conveniences? What are the spiritual implications? Has this become a prison planet or a human farm? Is convenience worth freedom or as Ben Franklin said, "if you want safety over freedom you get neither" Enjoy this Blackout's Box Podcast flashback where we take open calls and discuss. If you enjoy or find value, please support this podcast by liking and reviewing on apple podcasts and subscribing and if you can supporting on patreon.com/BlackoutsBox or PayPal.me/BlackoutServices or anchor.com/BlackoutsBox and hitting support this podcast

It's Gladys again, and this time she is upset with her stupid grandchildren and wants a smart kid, so she decides to call up one of those sponsor a child programs for a few cents a day to get one, but nothing can work out so easily can it? There always seems to be problems with the selection and shipping of children, and Gladys really runs into some. How will she ever get her television fixed? How can you tell if a child is intelligent from just a picture? Don't wipe your nose. Gladys has some ideas. Enjoy, - Blackout aka Michael Biggins

This used to only be available in RealAudio format. Sex, drugs, the Lords of Acid and the Vampire Lestat are just a few of the topics that I talk to Grandma about in this call as I portray the slightly led astray by porn and drugs little girl, Jacklyn. The background on this is that several times some old woman actually called me by mistake asking for her granddaughter, Jacklyn, so one night I decided to call her back as little Jackie myself, and she bought it! But I doubt her REAL granddaughter ever acted like this. It's all that bad TV that I watch. I'll tell you one thing, I would have paid a couple hundred bucks to have been there when the grandmother next talked to Jacklyn's Mom after hearing all that little Jacklyn had to say! If you want to help keep these remasters and new Blackout's Box Material coming, please subscribe and rate on itunes or whatever podcast service your using, and consider supporting the show via Patreon at http://patreon.com/BlackoutsBox or via PayPal at http://PayPal.me/BlackoutServices You can also use the anchor "support this podcast app" Enjoy & thanks! - Blackout

You should always take your medicine, because if you don't, you could have traumatic fits! In these calls, I play a slightly modified version of John Dandell who is now a pharmacist, along with his outspoken assistant pharmacist Hector, and yes, good old lovable Gladys Ridgeford even makes an appearance. Come spend a day in the life of the Cronigs and listen to their sanity and patience slowly dwindle away as they fall victim to the insanity of the Blackout's Box world characters.

You may think that infomercials and scam commercials are a thing of the past, only for those enough stupid enough to still subscribe and pay for cable TV on an old tube, and you would be right, but they are still here and your grandma and other old people with high credit limits and high insomnia are the targets of such things. Fear not though, for Gladys Ridgeford Fights BACK! Or at least gives you a chuckle. (C) Blackout aka Michael Biggins & Blackout.com & Blackout's Box Studios.

The modern world is miraculous to behold. What a truly amazing and great society we live in, where technology has advanced so much - that CDs are now available for dogs. Hey now, don't protest, aren't dogs entitled to the same clarity, fidelity, convenience, and listening enjoyment that compact discs provide for humans? Dog's are actually lucky creatures aren't they, because they started right out with the compact disc. They didn't have to fiddle around with bulky and lame sounding 8 track tapes, hissy cassettes, or scratch prone records. Nope... dogs jumped right to the CD, and apparently just in time too, because as it turns out - dogs are really stressed out - and CDs calm them down. At least that is what one corporation that makes the dog CDs is saying, and corporations don't lie.

In this episode of the Blackout's Box Podcast we flashback trip unto the stupid fantastic with call ins about watching Requiem for a Dream while on a passenger flight & listen to Tesser's dreams of film production, all while going to a really bad gay bar. S1 EP10

Do buttworms (butt worms) cause depression? Does depression cause buttworms? How scary are empty buffet restaurants? In this episode of the Blackout's Box Podcast I open up on what depression does to creativity, how you can going from being an extrovert into a introvert, and what buttworms do to your ass. Remember that you can send replies, messages, and requests via voice on https://anchor.fm/BlackoutsBox or e-mail box @blackout.com

Sound boards used to be a thing. To be able to manipulate them live and choose the appropriate response in time was hard. Now everything is easy as shit. Yeah. I'm a generation beta alpha zen master.

Before the Apple Iphone hit it big in 2007, the big deal was a phone called the Sidekick. The sidekick had issues though, in that Paris Hilton used it and it was very easy to hack it or copy your entire contact list. Of course, all the celebrity telephone numbers on Paris Hilton's sidekick were released and copied and spread around the net in certain hacker communities within about an hour. Before any of the numbers were changed, I got a chance to look at the list and give Christian Slater a call. Howard Stern even listened to it and talked about it and aired a very highly edited version without giving any credit. This is the absolute full version.