Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Nothing to see here, AG Pam Bondi tells us. Also this week, Bad Bunny stinks up the Super Bowl Leslie Wexner has a demon, and investigators are taking a new look at Kurt Cobain's demise. Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! Get the right life insurance for you and and save more than 50-percent at selectquote.com/broken! Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply. For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We continue to dig through the Epstein file dump, finding Rothschild connections, bizarre video interview sessions with Steve Bannon, damning phone calls, plus Melinda Gates responds to the embarrassing suggestions that Bill Gates dosed her. Tempo is offering our listeners 60-percent off their first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at BlueChew.com using the promo code "BROKEN"! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply. For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We break down a massive new Epstein file dump, that includes a humiliating revelation about Bill Gates, devastating accusations about President Trump, more than we wanted to know about Bill Clinton, and so much else. Also this week: We learn XG has been surreptitiously spying on us in studio, Giancarlo Esposito says something idiotic, and more Erika Kirk weirdness. Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit! Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply. For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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Sam breaks down Ana Kasparian vs. Pearl Davis at Word War Debate (and gives us the backstage lowdown) and we talk about Rand Paul going on The Joe Rogan Experience and saying that the Trump admin refuses to prosecute Anthony Fauci on the new Broken Sim! Also this week: The Canadian PM's creepy New World Order speech, more daycare fraud, disturbing AI trends, and KG reveals how LeBron ruined the All Star game. Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply. For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Five minutes into 2026 things are already crazy, with the U.S. capturing the Nicolas Maduro, the president of Venezuela. Also Marc Maron says EVEN dumber stuff, this time about Joe Rogan directly, and we have new accusations against Will Smith. Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit! Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply. For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

On this special edition of Broken Simulation we recap the year that was, including Sam's progressive use of nicotine, the L.A. fires, the Charlie Kirk event, behind-the-scenes drama with the Sarper visit, Sam's big weekend at the Comedy Mothership, a call to Alex Stein, so much more! For Ridge's BIGGEST sale of the year head to ridge.com/broken and tell them we sent you! Don’t let your money sit around—put it to work with Stash. Go to get.stash.com/BROKEN to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures! Learn more about GOLD at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We talk Erika Kirk's meeting with Candace Owens (and Erika's weird joke afterward), the shock of the Rob Reiner situation, a hilarious Bollywood take on A.H., a review of 2025, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit! Go to Superpower.com/gift to get a free $49 premium gift box with your gifted membership! Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We'll talk new Epstein pics (featuring Clinton, Gates, Bannon, Trump ... ), an exciting hair loss treatment, Trump potentially rescheduling marijuana, Nick Fuentes on Piers Morgan, DIck Van Dyke turning 100, how Sam heard through the grapevine that Bill Burr confronted Marc Maron, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Secure your legacy at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"! Go to buyraycon.com/BROKENOPEN to save on Raycon audio products sitewide! Don’t let your money sit around—put it to work with Stash. Go to get.stash.com/BROKEN to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We're back to talk the top 25 comedians of the 21st century, President Trump's revival of the Monroe Doctrine, revelations about Candace Owens, Owen Benjamin being right, Tucker Carlson trying to get Piers Morgan to say the N-word, and much more. Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit! Take advantage of holiday BOGO savings and enjoy free shipping on orders over $45 at cornbreadhemp.com/broken using the code "BROKEN" at checkout! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard **Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are live! We talk possible war with Venezuela as President Trump closes their airspace, the L.A. Mayor Karen Bass calling Spencer Pratt a liar, more "proof" of UFOs in the 40s and 50s, an infuriating gaming story, and loads more. Download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code SECURE10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account! Terms apply.#CashAppPod** Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Secure your legacy at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard **Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

President Trump reverses course again on the Epstein files, after spending the week attacking Republicans who planned to vote for the release. That, plus we learn of a woman with real superpowers, the British government withholding important *****-19 data, and Sam talks Skankfest! Give the gift of a retreat this holiday season at www.quince.com/brokensim! Use the code "BROKEN" for 15 percent off at theperfectjean.nyc/BROKEN! Visit HIMS.com/BROKENSIM for your free online visit! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Patrick Bet-David wins DUMBEST TAKE EVER, Dick Cheney is dead, revelations in the J6 pipe bomb plot, UFOs in the water, Trump introduces 5-year-mortgages, Sam goes to a circus, and Leslie Jones takes on Tony Hinchcliffe on this episode of Broken Simulation! Get Raycon's big Black Friday deal at www.buyraycon.com/broken! Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Save 30-percent off your first order at cornbreadhemp.com/broken! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We celebrate Sam Tripoli's birthday, and talk Nick Fuentes on Tucker Carlson, the FBI shutting down an inquiry into the Charlie Kirk event, Gavin Newon going after Joe Rogan, whether the Austin serial anti-life activist has moved to Houston, escaped monkeys, an insane CIA plot that recently came to light, an NFL missed kick conspiracy, and much more on this live Broken Simulation! Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code "BROKENSIM20"! Secure your legacy at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"! Visit HIMS.com/BROKENSIM for your free online visit! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We're live from Austin, TX as Sam does a weekend at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership. We get into John Bolton's indictment, Marc Maron's hypocrisy, Trump slathering the Adelsons and Bibi, Jim Acosta's insane interview, AND there's a new color. Get 60-percent off at www.tempomeals.com/broken! Secure your legacy at www.bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"! Make the switch at www.mintmobile.com/broken! Head to theperfectjean.nyc and use the code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We're back as the Charlie Kirk event takes yet another twist, with texts that seem to confirm what some suspected. Also we discuss reaction to Bill Burr in Saudi Arabia, potential ballot scams in California, and the Trump-negotiated Gaza ceasefire. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim. Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! More stuff: Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We talk Candace Owen's explosive new theory about Tyler Robinson and his role in the Charlie Kirk event, plus Kanye has a list of his own, and we get into recent reports about Theo Von's taping on this special live edition of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Right now Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at www.mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! More stuff: Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sam proves yet again that he's an oracle whose predictive power rivals ... the films of Nicolas Cage?! We talk about how crazy it is that "Snake Eyes" is the film that seems to have a ton of correlations to the Charlie Kirk event, we talk about Tim Dillon being fired from a gig in UAE and the big Saudi comedy festival, we get into Steven Crowder's take on Kirk, and we address allegations that Joe Rogan's comedy club has gone woke (or is it extreme right-wing?!). Oh, and we listen to a creepy 911 crypid phone call. Head to www.fastgrowingtrees.com and use the code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 15-percent off! Get 60-percent off at www.tempomeals.com/broken! Make the switch at www.mintmobile.com/broken! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We continue to grapple with the Charlie Kirk incident. Apparently the military plans to use him in their recruiting. Jimmy Kimmel probably wishes he never mentioned Kirk. Mark Zuckerberg's big live Meta glasses event was an epic fail. Candace Owens has compelling info. And we look at new UAP footage, all on this new Broken Sim. Head to www.fastgrowingtrees.com and use the code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 15-percent off! Get your first month of BlueChew free by using the code "BROKEN" at checkout at www.bluechew.com and pay $5 for shipping! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sam has some words for Bryan Callen after Bryan gets a little talking-to about science by Rogan, we absorb some wisdom from Jim Breuer, and we take a dive into whether the creepy letter to Epstein that appears to be signed by Trump should be damning to the president on this new episode. Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! Protect your online privacy today and find out how you can get up to four extra months free by visiting www.ExpressVPN.com/BROKENSIM! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard