Circle and Square

We discuss COVID and YouTube censorship. We discuss the downfall of US society. We discuss Ben's gym being a gay bathhouse. Ben is now a doctor apparently

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B. B. Sledge aka Andy joins me for his first episode on the podcast. We talk about CENSORSHIP and CHINA and ME. Dr. Fauci is an amazing scientist who is not corrupt or a lawyer. We talk about The Mountain or whatever wrestler (John Cena) apologized to China this week.

Oh the guy I was thinking of was Marty Funkhouser from Curb, not Kramer... oop. I read a bunch of headlines from Democratic news outlets who want us to wear masks forever. Israel is being bullied like they're the new kid in school... but also they're kind of facilitating an apartheid ethnostate... I got two stimulus checks lol

I witnessed a fivesome in the steam room at a public gym... The CIA wants you to know that it's intersectional in its toppling of governments and crimes against humanity. Blake's knee is really fucked up.

This will probably get us cancelled. We talk about west coast cucks moving to all of the cities. We talk about fleshlights and porn stars. We talk about mask mandate superiority and virtue signaling. We talk about the trip I took to Colorado and my time in the fucking E.R. We talk about my friends... I'm so sorry. And prostitution.

Ben solo podcast, a short one. Blake and I made ribs but Blake was too hungover to eat them. Then he went to bed so here I am! I give my white boy take on the stuff that happened this week.

Every mainstream news outlet is a stenographer to power and a talking piece for the establishment. Blake sampled himself calling me gay and plays it over and over (ableism porn)

X GON GIVE IT TO YA Blake and I talk about the crazy night we had last night hanging out with sone random chick from Detroit and this cool felon dude. The Squad is pathetic and I can't stop talking about it every week for some reason. I will embrace my cancellation and demonetization.

The Easter episode. Matt Gaetz has a weird week. Blake rants about his extended family. Former CDC director and like, a bunch of scientists don't see what the big deal is about COVID maybe being from a lab. I shot a gun!

I'm just from Omaha. We try to fumble our way through current events for this week because both of our serotonin is completely drained. Blake calls out the mayor because this pandemic is so boring and stupid that we have to try and get ourselves whacked to have any fun.

The shooting in Atlanta... seriously, all my love goes out to everyone involved. AOC is excited about... nothing? Joe Biden is trippin'

An award is given. Health updates. I don't care if you are green, or blue! If you are my asshole neighbors, I hate you!

BEN'S DR*NK AWARD SHOW RANT Should small town award shows be legally punishable by death? BRAND NEW OMAHA CONSPIRACY THEORY I DIDN'T DELETE ANY OF THIS OKAY?

I know Dubai isn't in Saudi Arabia lol I was just making a comparison to somewhere else in the region because I'm a disgusting person! Blake thinks SNL is funny and tries to catch me in one of those things where I try to act like I know what I'm talking about without actually knowing anything. Oh yeah, college is a joke and a scam! Russia Russia Russia!

I'm going to say lots of nice things about Joe Biden in this description so big tech doesn't bury us in their algorithm! He is a very great and effective president who is definitely not s*nile. I only wish Hilary Clinton could have been president instead because she would have been much better. I love the New York Times, it is very fun and refreshing to read so many true things.

I rented a car and drove to Texas when they had record cold outside. It's record cold in Nebraska when I get back. Neera Tanden sucks and Bernie is going to confirm her and it makes me want to die. I was so out of it when I got home I almost gave scammers $3,000. TIM DILLON IF YOU SEE THIS PLEASE HANG OUT WITH US IN OMAHA YOU BEAUTIFUL DISASTER

We had to redo this episode. Here's us being much cuter and nicer. Stocks, GameStop, AMC, AOC, CBD, TBD...

We are two idiots. If you take financial advice from either of us you are a complete loser + moron. That being said, I will advise you to Venmo me thousands of dollars We also talk about Anderson Cooper's baby and a bunch of other stuff that I probably edited out.