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Cool Parents

Comedy

We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional.

We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional.

Location:

United States

Description:

We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional.

Language:

English


Episodes

154 - Pope Floats

1/20/2021
POPE. That's all. Short n' sweet. Pope Sean Paul... just not that Nazi Pope. Not my POPE. NOPE. Please support us on Patreon over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you and POPE bless!

Duration:01:05:40

153 - Cartier Wallet Chain

1/13/2021
What's up, you puke freaks?! I'm sorry I called you puke freaks just now... I meant it in a nice way. Anyway, check out this new episode! It features the return of Tindergarten Cops and Jabroni Jamboree, as well as a conversation with Nick Einstman (of Nick's Not Creative) about Cartier jewelry. If you like our stuff, please consider becoming a patron over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you!

Duration:01:31:12

152 - Meat of the Loom

1/6/2021
I really hope you're not listening to this via 5G. Especially if you've been vaccinated. You know Big Brother? I heard on Facebook he's trying to do some stuff. So... Will.i.Am? More like Will.i.AIN'T! Shooooot. Please consider supporting us by becoming a Patron over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you so much!

Duration:01:03:49

151 - Dope Runt in the Bongo Zone

12/30/2020
Have you been to the Bongo Zone? Come on in, be my guess! Are you a melancholy alpha male like Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst? Be my guess! Interested in my "Runtz?" Be my guess! And don't forget to support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks!

Duration:01:13:24

150 - The Legend of Goof Nugget: Bigfoot's Bounty

12/23/2020
On this special 150th episode, we're joined by Nick "The Post Master" (and dungeon master) to embark on an unforgettable quest to save Bigfoot. In return, Lord 2 Chainz will grant us back our lives after we were killed by a huge truck. Will we prevail?! Please consider helping us out by becoming a Cool Parents patron at patreon.com/coolparents Thank you!

Duration:01:20:10

149 - A Gutter Punk Christmas

12/16/2020
Ohhh baby, we got ourselves a hot one here! We're finally hearing the voices of our sweet slimes (and one frienemy: Don Palumbo). Wanna know what a gutter punk Christmas looks like? Listen to find out! You'll also learn about diesel fuel, Santa Claus AKA your dad AKA a liar, and Scottish snow plows! <3

Duration:01:05:32

148 - Rod

12/9/2020
Look out for Rod and Mr. Meat! We've got some Pervert Proverbs for ya, a brand new (to us) cryptid, a nun game, and... wait, did you know horses can SWIM?!?!

Duration:01:08:11

147 - Ghost Train Hussein

12/2/2020
Got lasagna snakes? We got a Garfield for that!

Duration:01:15:50

146 - Bingo Night in the Kingdom of Heaven

11/25/2020
Please do not say a prayer for my motha, for she has been expelled from the Kingdom of Heaven. Instead, listen to us goof off real niiiiice! We'll solve a mystery or two and talk a little Tough Guy Poetry so tune in, would ya?

Duration:01:12:53

145 - Billy Brews & The Famous Pilgrims

11/18/2020
THE PILGRIM IS HERE.

Duration:00:55:41

144 - The Cinnamon Submission

11/11/2020
Have you ever wanted to do bath salts with Jesus of Nazareth? Of course you have, so just join us, would ya?! And guess what. Making a Muscle Boy is back with a vengeance!

Duration:01:07:26

143 - Joe's Pump

11/4/2020
Somehow Joe Exotic's penis pump was not the spookiest part of Ghostober 2020. Zozo stole the show!

Duration:00:59:46

142 - El Chupacaballo (A.K.A. Night Horse)

10/28/2020
Other titles considered for this episode: Notice a trend? Horse! Why would we end #Ghostober with horse? Because horses are... spooky? Olivia joins us to elaborate and introduce us to the terrors of the Night Horse! Happy Heckoween!

Duration:01:34:38

141 - Never Trust a Hagrid

10/21/2020
Can't get enough Ghostober? Neither can we. So here are some more ghosts to suplex!

Duration:01:10:14

140 - Speak the Latin, Become the Worm

10/14/2020
We're back with more #GHOSTOBER goofs and spooks and we're asking the question: Why are child ghosts scarier than grown ghosts when the small ones would be easier to put down with wrestling moves?

Duration:01:05:24

139 - Body (Parts) of Christ

10/7/2020
This one's got all the sweet details of Jesus' foreskin! And since it's Ghostober, Groff the Chain makes its triumphant return. We also have an UPDATE regarding Australia's own "Bowl Cut Yowie" and a (sadly) Bigfoot-free episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Duration:01:16:26

138 - Unravelling the Human Pop Tart Putty Monster

9/30/2020
Hope you like MUMMIES! We're going deep into the tombs and pyramids of the ancient mummy pharaohs, firmly crossing our fingers to avoid the dreaded Mummy's Curse.

Duration:01:09:36

137 - Are You Afraid of the Blood Mummy?

9/23/2020
It's almost Ghostober, folks! That means we're talking about them BIG pumpkins! Sure, we may discuss a truck or two, but they're electric so are they even really trucks? You be the judge. And then we move on to our very spooky conclusion in which we watch not one, but two episodes of Nickelodeon's classic Are You Afraid of the Dark?! Beware the BLOOD MUMMY!

Duration:01:19:02

136 - Experimental Amoeba

9/16/2020
It's FORD TRUCK MONTH, BABY! And we're getting all the truck out of our system before Ghostober comes around. That means we're talkin' Toby Keith and Kid Rock. There's plenty to love in this episode, so give it a listen, would ya?! We'll be sure to give you the ol' Kid Rock Salute.

Duration:01:11:44

135 - WAP (Wet Ass Poetry)

9/9/2020
Are you a fan of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's smash hit "WAP"? If so, you came to the right place. Listen to us deconstruct the track's controversial lyrics in the climaxxx of this episode! If you like glory holes, you've also come to the right place, because we're discussing their resurgence amid the current COVID pandemic. Also in this episode: a special Tony Hawk's Pro Skater edition of Butter Man!

Duration:01:12:35