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A conversational podcast hosted by Yasin Dusoruth and Syed Raza. We talk about anything and everything that interests us and we often have guests as well! Come hang with us!

A conversational podcast hosted by Yasin Dusoruth and Syed Raza. We talk about anything and everything that interests us and we often have guests as well! Come hang with us!
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A conversational podcast hosted by Yasin Dusoruth and Syed Raza. We talk about anything and everything that interests us and we often have guests as well! Come hang with us!




Episode 86 - Asad Moten Electrocution stories, lizard tails, and the Rajnikanth superpower

The always entertaining Asad Moten is back for another episode. The guys talk about electrocution experiences, homeless appendages, and the mutant powers of Rajnikanth. They also get into house lizards, clown phobias, and recovering from animal attacks. See the theme? THERE ISN'T ONE!


Episode 85 - Whales used to be dogs & wasps are murderers!!!

Yasin and Syed talk about the right way to kill a lobster, witnessing a fight between a catfish and a 2x4 and popping pigeons. They chat about The Rock's surprising movie career and why they must watch all Michael Bay movies. Later, Syed blows Yasin's mind about the origins of whales. Some say he's still reeling from the shock.


Episode 84 - EID SPECIAL!!!

EID MUBARAK EVERYONE! Yasin and Syed talk gifts for snot nosed kids and fond memories from past Eid celebrations. They chat about their favorite gifts, food, and random traditions picked up along the way. They end things with their resolutions and loud declarations...


Episode 82 - Traumatic Saving Private Ryan dreams & a traditional 10 course Chinese Wedding

Yasin and Syed talk about dreams. Syed shares his most recent vivid sleepwalking dream where he is forced to re-enact a scene from Saving Private Ryan and Yasin explains a dream where he lives a lifetime with a woman but can't remember her face when he wakes up. They discuss Kevin Hart being a gateway stand-up comedian, how to practice slaughtering livestock, and using belly flab as motivation. Yasin shares his first experience at a traditional 10 course Chinese Wedding and his first time...


Episode 81 - Volcano knife robbery, distracted taraweeh thoughts, & pretentious fruit chaat

Yasin and Syed chat about broken body parts, burp dispersal methods, and Syed's wife's high class fruit chaat. Yasin tells a true story of a volcano knife robbery and Syed explains what you should do at hypothetical kerfuffles during taraweeh (night prayer). Sometimes tossing a toddler and running might be the answer...


Episode 80 - Islamic Relief's event ft. Trevor Noah, hunger induced convos, & owning your suit

Yasin and Syed chat about why male massage therapists are better, food, the deep feeling of happy you get from cooking over fire, food, and the recent Islamic Relief event that featured the very funny,Trevor Noah . They also get into falooda/alooda, food, importance of proper fitting clothes, and of course, food. It was the first day of Ramadan and these guys were hungry...


Episode 79 - Butchering a goat like Tywin Lannister, Biggie's gun, & fighting an ocelot

Yasin and Syed chat about using the act of butchering a goat to enhance your monologues and arguments. Syed talks about his visit to the gun range and tries to convince Yasin that he would win a fight with an ocelot. They also get into the honeymoon phase of a relationship, wedding planning, and the wonder of eyebrows...


Episode 78 - Shaz - UFC 211, the joys of driving, & snake phobias

Shaz joins Yasin and Syed to chat about simple pleasures, the joy of driving, and using newborns to overcome phobias. Before that, they break down the exciting UFC 211 card and make their predictions as well as mourn The Raptors.


Episode 77 - Escapist alien dreams, king Kendrick, & dumpster diving

Yasin and Syed chat about Kendrick Lamar's newest album, what happens to homeless people when the Raptors win, and the art of bread making. Yasin talks about his reoccurring alien dreams where he escapes the mother-ship and Syed shares his odd amount of knowledge about wine.


Episode 76 - The best Olsen sibling, future funny parents, & the sister tactic

Yasin and Syed talk about willful self-programming, Bob Saget's dirtiest jokes, and songs and movies they can no longer listen/watch. They also get into the importance of humor in their relationships, Louie CK's newest special, and stupid guidelines for corporate stand up gigs. A mixed bag of emotions...


Episode 75 - Gerrard street's best kulfi salesman

Yasin and Syed discuss the effects of WD-40 on various bugs and how to trap mice. Syed talks about his new love of marinating and grilling meats while fighting off brown spiders. Yasin shares his experience meeting a 13 year old kulfi salesman in Toronto's Little India (Gerrard Street).


Episode 74 - Asad Moten - Riding scorpions & Bruce Lee's diet

Asad joins Yasin and Syed once again to talk about a lot of nothing. They figure out: -What animal they'd like to ride (scorpion? ants? wolf?) -What Bruce Lee ate to make him awesome -How many halal hot dogs one can eat during a leisurely stroll and -How to avoid fights in a violent high school It got real near the end...


Episode 73 - Shamil Creator of Salaam Love

Yasin and Syed sit down with Shamil, one of the 2 creators of a matchmaking service called Salaam Love. Shamil points out the various pitfalls in the current popular methods of finding a partner. He then explains what makes Salaam Love different from other matchmaking services and breaks down the unique Salaam Love experience.


Episode 72 - Childish Simba, Dave Chappelle & cottage murder rooms

Yasin and Syed chat about the new Dave Chappelle double special, Donald Glover's role as Simba in the upcoming Lion King remake, and the Wachowski's 10 million dollar bold move to pitch The Matrix to Warner executives. Syed talks about his recent trip and Yasin tells the story of when he caught a virus that made it difficult to walk.


Episode 71 - Eric Vaz Logan Debrief & Toronto Comicon

Crash and Flow regular, Eric Vaz, breaks down the newest Wolverine movie, Logan, with Yasin and Syed. They get into the nerd level details of the film and Eric explains the differences between the movie and Old Man Logan (the comic book that the film is loosely based on). They also talk about the most recent Toronto ComiCon and of course.... The Rock. (Spoilers abound!!!)


Episode 70 - Asad Moten Pakistan's lawn war & the underside of flat earth

Yasin and Syed chat with Asad Moten about his recent trip to Pakistan. They talk about lawn season, cricket, The Coke Studio, and goat waste disposal systems. Asad gets into the good, bad, and not so pretty sides of his homeland and then eventually asks one of his quintessential hypothetical questions. Yasin and Syed end the podcast trying to describe what would be at the edges and the other side of a flat earth. No, don't worry, they're not flat earth believers!


Episode 69 - Taste testing racoons & protecting your woman from Canada geese

Yasin and Syed chat about bullies getting a taste of their own medicine, what to do when a deer gives you attitude, and the most recent UFC yawnfest. Syed tells the story of when he had to face off against one of the greatest evils found in The North... A Canadian goose.


Episode 68 - Sukaina & Akila Dada - A Bedtime Prayer for Peace

The inspiring and driven, Sukaina and Akila Dada, chat with Yasin and Syed about their upcoming children's book entitled, "A Bedtime Prayer for Peace". They share what motivated them to write the book, as well as the various lessons that can be learned from both the story and the beautiful illustrations. You'll get to hear the story in it's entirety at the end of the episode, so stick around!


Bonus Episode - Zia Ali - UFC 209 pre-fight hype

BONUS EPISODE Yasin and Syed nerd out with Crash and Flow regular Zia Ali about the upcoming UFC 209.


Episode 67 - Attack on Titan mustaches & mating shenanigans at the Jungle Cat World Park

Yasin and Syed chat about season 1 of Attack on Titan, Georges St Pierre's historic return to the UFC, and the colours they see when they think happy thoughts. Syed gets SUPER HYPED talking about his visit at the Jungle Cat World Wildlife park where he saw various big cats during feeding time and a sexually inexperienced Lynx.