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33.2: Next Year on Mars - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

6/28/2017
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The fellows meet a legend from the 70s psych-jazz scene and find themselves mixed up in a supernatural grudge match between immortal super-villains. Also Dan ran some sort of race. Episode thirty-three of Dan Wakes Up Screaming is available for your listening pleasure. Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “(I … Continue reading 33.2: Next Year on Mars → The post 33.2: Next Year on Mars appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:00:47:57

33.1: Ham Smugglers - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

6/14/2017
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Brian tours the Iberian Peninsula and commits a tasty felony, Dan fails out of spitting lessons, and Fed, well, God bless Fed. It’s Episode 33.1 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming! Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “We Got A Runner” by 1donotuse “The Runner” by David Szesztay “Listen, Lisbon (Instrumental)” … Continue reading 33.1: Ham Smugglers → The post 33.1: Ham Smugglers appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:00:46:19

32.2: Breaking News: Melania Trump is an Umbrella - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

5/25/2017
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You heard it here first, and let us remind her lawyers, before they come for us, how hard it will be to prove that she is not in fact an umbrella. Good luck, counselors. In other news, the wild dogs of Sochi have mostly taken over Russia, Dan is seriously interested in the scent of … Continue reading 32.2: Breaking News: Melania Trump is an Umbrella → The post 32.2: Breaking News: Melania Trump is an Umbrella appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:00:44:37

32.1: Fonzie vs. Fonzie - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

5/8/2017
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This episode was recorded on the first of April, so there is a lot of chat about pranks which is probably no longer seasonally appropriate. Other matters discussed include Fed’s eccentric alternatives to coffee cups, Brian’s attempted relations with twenty somethings, and Dan’s intense emotional reaction to Fed not remembering watching Tango and Cash with … Continue reading 32.1: Fonzie vs. Fonzie → The post 32.1: Fonzie vs. Fonzie appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:00:42:53

31.2: Exclusive Presidential Interview - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

3/21/2017
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In what is likely to result in millions of downloads and at least one Pulitzer, we have scored the ultimate podcast get: an exclusive interview with a POTUS. It is not unlike when Mark Maron sat down with Obama, although the president that we were able to get is of decidedly lower quality. Phone the … Continue reading 31.2: Exclusive Presidential Interview → The post 31.2: Exclusive Presidential Interview appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:00:45:26

31.1: The Only Living Dan in New York - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

3/7/2017
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Dan recently celebrated a birthday, which he refers to as “the saddest day of the year.” If you see a gaunt, haunted man staring blankly out a Brooklyn window in February, odds are that’s Dan. Do us a favor Dan, and dial nine whine whine, ’cause that’s the number for the waaaambulance, you know what … Continue reading 31.1: The Only Living Dan in New York → The post 31.1: The Only Living Dan in New York appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:00:50:01

30: Bad Mood Edition - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

2/17/2017
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This episode was recorded the day of the Women’s March, which already seems like sepia-toned ancient history. Even then, a mere twenty-four hours into our nation’s current horror, we were already too outrage-fatigued to notice that Executive Branch necromancers had animated the wretched corpse of Lee Greenwood with dark magics. Why isn’t it more of … Continue reading 30: Bad Mood Edition → The post 30: Bad Mood Edition appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:01:04:38

29.2: Chris Gaines Ruined America - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

1/12/2017
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November and December lasted five years each. Halloween was a lifetime ago. The calendar is crawling. Did it feel this way between Bush’s election and inauguration? I can’t remember. It’s finally January, the slowest and foulest four weeks of the year, in which that New Year’s fresh perspective dissolves in an acid bath of seasonal … Continue reading 29.2: Chris Gaines Ruined America → The post 29.2: Chris Gaines Ruined America appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:00:33:00

29.1: Dan Cancels Christmas - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

12/27/2016
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I haven’t heard from Dan since the news broke about George Michael. I’m picturing him alone somewhere in a sequined motorcycle jacket over a bare chest, sitting on a stool in a dark room under a spotlight, weeping softly as he ignores all my texts. Also I just heard that Carrie Fisher is dead too. … Continue reading 29.1: Dan Cancels Christmas → The post 29.1: Dan Cancels Christmas appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:00:41:39

28: We Are Hippies Now - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

12/9/2016
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This episode was recorded two weeks after the election. We were having a contest to see who could be the most hopeless dude in the room, and it was pretty much a four way tie if you count Griffin. Fortunately for the listener, Dan had the good sense to cut out most of our talk … Continue reading 28: We Are Hippies Now → The post 28: We Are Hippies Now appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:00:59:24

27: The Fiftieth Episode Spectacular - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

10/25/2016
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In October of 2013, three men sat down in a booth at Halyard’s Bar and turned on a microphone. American culture was changed forever that night, even if America hasn’t quite realized it yet. This is the fiftieth episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. That may not sound like a lot of output for three … Continue reading 27: The Fiftieth Episode Spectacular → The post 27: The Fiftieth Episode Spectacular appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:01:04:30

26.2: Dan Like Nobody’s Watching - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

9/13/2016
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Fed can bring home the bacon. Brian can cook it up in a pan. Dan will never let you forget that you’re a man. Enjoy this new episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Years of Flirtin’” by Wooden Ambulance “Uncomercialized Prostitute” by The Frankenstone … Continue reading 26.2: Dan Like Nobody’s Watching → The post 26.2: Dan Like Nobody’s Watching appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:01:04:47

26.1: Ye Olde Podcaste - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

8/29/2016
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In this third episode of August we review our summer vacations, do unflattering impressions of the Founding Fathers, introduce Judge Fedd, the grammar enforcer, and continue to totally ignore the ongoing presidential election. You are welcome, America. Please enjoy part one of Episode 26 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by … Continue reading 26.1: Ye Olde Podcaste → The post 26.1: Ye Olde Podcaste appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:00:41:10

25.2: Is This a Fetish? - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

8/15/2016
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Human sexuality is a fascinating conundrum, and the fellows spend much of this episode trying to think of ways to cash in on it. Also, Brian falls victim to a classic long con, Dan and Fed tell unappetizing stories about sleepaway camp, and we are visited by the Money Deliverer. Please enjoy this episode of … Continue reading 25.2: Is This a Fetish? → The post 25.2: Is This a Fetish? appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:00:35:40

25.1: Dan Versus The Volcano - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

8/1/2016
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Residents of Kensington may have recently seen a disheveled and nearly nude man crawling around on a fire escape with a can of WD-40. Episode 25.1 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming attempts to explain what was going on there. Also, could you guys please give this podcast a rating on iTunes? You have Dan’s thanks … Continue reading 25.1: Dan Versus The Volcano → The post 25.1: Dan Versus The Volcano appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:00:43:42

24: Are You There God? It’s Me, Dan. - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

7/5/2016
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Welcome to July, Screamers. This episode was recorded in Fed’s immaculately clean apartment, which, I cannot stress enough, was entirely spotless and tidy when we arrived. In this edition of Dan Wakes Up Screaming, we meet Bun Bun the Toilet Bunny, an actual non-fictional rabbit who lives behind Fed’s toilet and drinks water out of … Continue reading 24: Are You There God? It’s Me, Dan. → The post 24: Are You There God? It’s Me, Dan. appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:00:51:16

23.2: The Redneck Version of Space - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

6/10/2016
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Spoiler alert: the best part of this episode is when Fed says “I’m sure he’s fine.” That won’t make any sense to you until you hear it, but trust me, it’s just great. Other highlights: Brian talks about the time he was nearly murdered by mice, and Dan admits that he doesn’t know how to … Continue reading 23.2: The Redneck Version of Space → The post 23.2: The Redneck Version of Space appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

23.1: Nude With Inner Tube - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

5/27/2016
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In this episode we learn that if Fed were rich he would drive around in a Cadillac full of caviar, and maybe some day he would also go to a dentist. Meanwhile, Dan proposes that we refer to fans of the podcast as “the screamers,” and also hears the phrase “mad blunted” for the first … Continue reading 23.1: Nude With Inner Tube → The post 23.1: Nude With Inner Tube appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:00:52:33

22: Dan’s Been Kissed By a Rose - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

5/6/2016
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Dan falls in love with a flower, Fed performs a historical reenactment of Jefferson Davis, and Brian admits to being a pretty bad men’s room attendant in this, the twenty-second episode of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Music Credits: “Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker “Octopussy” by Juanitos “Teenage Girl Ghoul A Go-Go (re-mix)” by Armageddon … Continue reading 22: Dan’s Been Kissed By a Rose → The post 22: Dan’s Been Kissed By a Rose appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.

Duration:00:37:46

21.2: Doctor Diesel and the Towel Boy - Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast

4/8/2016
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The fellows pitch a prestige cable series, win a Russian beer sweepstakes, and try out a new trivia segment on this, the conclusion to Episode 21 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming. Editor’s Note: At one point in this program, Brian incorrectly refers to F. Lee Bailey as the prosecutor in the Charles Manson trial. Dan … Continue reading 21.2: Doctor Diesel and the Towel Boy → The post 21.2: Doctor Diesel and the Towel Boy appeared first on Dan Wakes Up Screaming: The Podcast.