Dave Smith, Absurd Comedy

In this episode: TRKQOC from live show on 5.21.22. We are joined by Wirm Million and Greg Dudeus. Broccoli beef curtains, China the porn star, and food poisoning. I hope you enjoy! Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel ...please subscribe and share ...also hit the bell to be notified of new episodes The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

In this episode: TRKQOC from live show on 5.21.22. We are joined by Wirm Million and Greg Dudeus. Broccoli beef curtains, China the porn star, and food poisoning. I hope you enjoy! Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel ...please subscribe and share ...also hit the bell to be notified of new episodes The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

In this episode: TRKQOC from live show on 5.21.22. We are joined by Wirm Million and Greg Dudeus. Broccoli beef curtains, China the porn star, and food poisoning. I hope you enjoy! Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel ...please subscribe and share ...also hit the bell to be notified of new episodes The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

In this episode: TRKQOC from live show on 5.21.22. We had fun with this one. It was originally a 4.5-hour live show. I hope you enjoy! Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel ...please subscribe and share ...also hit the bell to be notified of new episodes The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

In this episode: TRKQOC from live show on 5.21.22. We are joined by Wirm Million and Greg Dudeus. Broccoli beef curtains, China the porn star, and food poisoning. I hope you enjoy! Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel ...please subscribe and share ...also hit the bell to be notified of new episodes The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

In this episode: The guy on the appellation trail that was caught hiding out in an outhouse. Can you even imagine? Cbird got an offer she could definitely refuse! Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel ...please subscribe and share ...also hit the bell to be notified of new episodes The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

In this episode: From our live show on 3.19.22 Daves triumphant return from a long social media ban for utilizing his first amendment rights. We are joined by a series of guests. Cbird resets her shoulder live on the show. Not so much comedy as a group therapy session. This is a completely unscripted live improv show, so we never know what topics we will cover. We like to be there for each other if one of us is going through something. That is the beauty of a live show, ya never know quite what you're signing up for. I hope you enjoy. Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel ...please subscribe and share ...also hit the bell to be notified of new episodes The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

In this episode: Daves triumphant return from a long social media ban for utilizing his first amendment rights. We are joined by a series of guests. Cbird resets her shoulder live on the show. Not so much comedy as a group therapy session. This is a completely unscripted live improv show, so we never know what topics we will cover. We like to be there for each other if one of us is going through something. That is the beauty of a live show, ya never know quite what you're signing up for. I hope you enjoy. Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

In this episode: Daves triumphant return from a long social media ban for utilizing his first amendment rights. We are joined by a series of guests. Cbird resets her shoulder live on the show. Not so much comedy as a group therapy session. This is a completely unscripted live improv show, so we never know what topics we will cover. We like to be there for each other if one of us is going through something. That is the beauty of a live show, ya never know quite what you're signing up for. I hope you enjoy. Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

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In this episode: Benny Boom Boom (Boston Benny) is taking Greyhound across the country. Is Colorado ready for the beast outta Boston? Benny plans on doing an audio prank show on the bus. What could go wrong? Me and Cbird don't think he will make it to his destination. He will probably end up dead in a dumpster behind Chic Filet. Stay tuned to see if he makes it. Joe Biden wasn't supposed to be wearing a helmet when he rode that bicycle, one of his aids messed up. Someone got fired for that. One of his aids, "he was supposed to fall down and have a traumatic head injury so Kameltoe Harris could step up to replace him, who gave him the damn helmet?" Talking conspiracies. Beeny was in law enforcement when 9/11 happened. He has a lot to say about that day. We are birds of a feather when it comes to not believing the "official story" of the chain of events on 9/11. It just doesn't add up. Too many things that happened that day are a 1st ever, and that cannot be coincidence. First time steel skyscrapers ever collapsed due to fire (twice). Building #7 wasn't hit by a plane but collapsed in same fashion. Marvin Bush was in charge of security at The Twin Towers, Juliani was not in his emergency command center (bldg #7). The Pentagon was not hit by a plane, and all cameras that filmed the actual event in the area had their film seized by the FBI within 10 minutes. The "plane" hit the pentagon in the exact place they were investigating $2 TRILLION missing from the pentagon. Pastrami sandwich sacrilege. You do NOT heat the meat WITH the bread. Proper order of operations is essential. Heat the meat and cheese, toast the bread, then marry the two. SIMPLE. What could go wrong with the new concealed carry law in the US? I bet the murder rate will skyrocket this year. Now your average bar fight will be fatal with 25% of the people in the bar packin heat. Why do people riot after sporting events? Wouldn't it make a lot more sense if the losing teams fans rioted instead of the winning team? Who riots in their own neighborhood anyway??? Would make a lot more sense if the losing teams fans went to the winning team's city and rioted. Guess there is no logic involved when it comes to mob mentality. Subliminal message ..... EAT THE RICH!!! Prince Albert = daddy issues. File under - what did your daddy do to you? I mean WTF, it's basically like driving a nail through the head of the little colonel. Cbird coined a new term "delicatician. It is a delicatessen onsite at the morgue. Talk about recycling!!! Unfortunately, this will probably be a reality next year, as Bill Gates is burning food processing plants. One time in San Francisco ... I never knew what a bull penis looked like until I went shopping at a Russian grocery store. TRUE STORY. Why do they call them Rocky Mt oysters anyway? I guess that sounds a lot better than freshly lopped bull balls...LOL Benny Boob Boom puts in his will that he wants to be taxidermized if anything goes wrong on his cross-country bus trip. Cbird says "I know a guy." She wants his taxidermized corpse in the corner as a conversation piece. actually, be a thing next year as someone (Bill Gates) is burning down all of our food processing plants in the US (25 in the past year). Merch Store - All proceeds support the podcasts growth - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thank you! Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

In this episode: One time in San Francisco ... I never knew what a bull penis looked like until I went shopping at a Russian grocery store. TRUE STORY. Why do they call them Rocky Mt oysters anyway? I guess that sounds a lot better than freshly lopped bull balls...LOL Benny Boob Boom puts in his will that he wants to be taxidermized if anything goes wrong on his cross country bus trip. Cbird says "I know a guy." She wants his taxidermized corpse in the corner as a conversation piece. Cbird coined a new term "delicatician. It is a delicatessen onsite at the morgue. Talk about recycling!!! Unfortunately, this will probably actually be a thing next year as someone (Bill Gates) is burning down all of our food processing plants in the US (25 this year) Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

In this episode: Pastrami sandwich sacrilege. You do NOT heat the meat WITH the bread. Proper order of operations is essential. Heat the meat and cheese, toast the bread, then marry the two. SIMPLE. What could go wrong with the new concealed carry law in the US? I bet the murder rate will skyrocket this year. Now your average bar fight will be fatal with 25% of the people in the bar packin heat. Why do people riot after sporting events? Wouldn't it make a lot more sense if the losing teams fans rioted instead of the winning team? Who riots in their own neighborhood anyway??? Would make a lot more sense if the losing teams fans went to the winning team's city and rioted. Guess there is no logic involved when it comes to mob mentality. Subliminal message ..... EAT THE RICH!!! Prince Albert = daddy issues. File under - what did your daddy do to you? I mean WTF, it's basically like driving a nail through the head of the little colonel. Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

TRKQOC 6.25.22 Why So Serious part 2 of 4 In this episode: Talking conspiracies. Beeny was in law enforcement when 9/11 happened. He has a lot to say about that day. We are birds of a feather when it comes to not believing the "official story" of the chain of events on 9/11. It just doesn't add up. Too many things that happened that day are a 1st ever, and that cannot be coincidence. First time steel skyscrapers ever collapsed due to fire (twice). Building #7 wasn't hit by a plane but collapsed in same fashion. Marvin Bush was in charge of security at The Twin Towers, Juliani was not in his emergency command center (bldg #7). The Pentagon was not hit by a plane, and all cameras that filmed the actual event in the area had their film seized by the FBI within 10 minutes. The "plane" hit the pentagon in the exact place they were investigating $2 TRILLION missing from the pentagon. Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

TRKQOC 6.25.22 Why So Serious part 1 of 4 In this episode: Will Cbird start her period at the water park? Benny Boom Boom (Boston Benny) is taking Greyhound across the country. Is Colorado ready for the beast outta Boston? Benny plans on doing an audio prank show on the bus. What could go wrong? Me and Cbird don't think he will make it to his destination. He will probably end up dead in a dumpster behind Chic Filet. Stay tuned to see if he makes it. Joe Biden wasn't supposed to be wearing a helmet when he rode that bicycle, one of his aids messed up. Someone got fired for that. One of his aids, "he was supposed to fall down and have a traumatic head injury so Kameltoe could step up to replace him, who gave him the damn helmet?" Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

In this episode: We discuss cat calls, old cartoons, and abortion. Merica ... Fuck Yeah! The Supreme Court just passed an abortion ban, so it's official the myth of the US being a free country is now officially dead. Are cat calls really a bad thing? Me and Cbird came to the conclusion that if they are not done in a harassing way they can be seen as a compliment. We both agree it is never OK to harass, follow, or stalk a person, but a whistle or cat call when passing can be seen as a compliment. I lived in San Francisco for 20 years and in a couple neighborhoods I would get cat called and even had my ass pinched or slapped on more than one occasion. I would just turn around and smile, appreciating the unspoken compliment of "I would hit that". Now I don't pretend to know what a beautiful woman experiences, and I am sure they get way more attention than they want. I have never had that problem, so to me it was amusing. I am sure my feelings would change if I was stalked or if I didn't feel safe. It is hard to believe that the abortion issue is even an issue in 2022. We are still indoctrinated to believe we live in a "free" country here in the US, although that is far from the truth. The US has more people in our prisons than China. We rank 3rd in infant mortality. There is one place where the US is #1 (military spending). As society crumbles, we bolster the military. Let us know what you think and what your experiences have been. Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. TRKQOC 6.25.22 Full SHOW The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

In this episode: We discuss cat calls, old cartoons, and abortion. Merica ... Fuck Yeah! The Supreme Court just passed an abortion ban, so it's official the myth of the US being a free country is now officially dead. Are cat calls really a bad thing? Me and Cbird came to the conclusion that if they are not done in a harassing way they can be seen as a compliment. We both agree it is never OK to harass, follow, or stalk a person, but a whistle or cat call when passing can be seen as a compliment. I lived in San Francisco for 20 years and in a couple neighborhoods I would get cat called and even had my ass pinched or slapped on more than one occasion. I would just turn around and smile, appreciating the unspoken compliment of "I would hit that". Now I don't pretend to know what a beautiful woman experiences, and I am sure they get way more attention than they want. I have never had that problem, so to me it was amusing. I am sure my feelings would change if I was stalked or if I didn't feel safe. It is hard to believe that the abortion issue is even an issue in 2022. We are still indoctrinated to believe we live in a "free" country here in the US, although that is far from the truth. The US has more people in our prisons than China. We rank 3rd in infant mortality. There is one place where the US is #1 (military spending). As society crumbles, we bolster the military. Let us know what you think and what your experiences have been. Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. TRKQOC 6.25.22 part 2 of 2 The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

In this episode: We discuss cat calls, old cartoons, and abortion. Merica ... Fuck Yeah! The Supreme Court just passed an abortion ban, so it's official the myth of the US being a free country is now officially dead. Are cat calls really a bad thing? Me and Cbird came to the conclusion that if they are not done in a harassing way they can be seen as a compliment. We both agree it is never OK to harass, follow, or stalk a person, but a whistle or cat call when passing can be seen as a compliment. I lived in San Francisco for 20 years and in a couple neighborhoods I would get cat called and even had my ass pinched or slapped on more than one occasion. I would just turn around and smile, appreciating the unspoken compliment of "I would hit that". Now I don't pretend to know what a beautiful woman experiences, and I am sure they get way more attention than they want. I have never had that problem, so to me it was amusing. I am sure my feelings would change if I was stalked or if I didn't feel safe. It is hard to believe that the abortion issue is even an issue in 2022. We are still indoctrinated to believe we live in a "free" country here in the US, although that is far from the truth. The US has more people in our prisons than China. We rank 3rd in infant mortality. There is one place where the US is #1 (military spending). As society crumbles, we bolster the military. Let us know what you think and what your experiences have been. Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, please follow, and share. If you are listening on Apple Podcasts you can leave a review rating! Much appreciated!!! check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. TRKQOC 6.25.22 part 1 of 2 The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

In this episode: we are joined by Benny Boom Boom from Boston. Benny talks about almost getting arrested for DUI, and Dave made up a song about it. The hit single on our next (first) album, Leaning on my for Taurus, waiting on a DUI. One listener liked it so much he couldn't stop singing it. What could go wrong? Law enforcement stories from a former cop. Poor Jefrey Dahmer, nobody ever invited him to the neighborhood BBQ. Cbird met John Bobbit once. What if a neighbor had let their hungry dog out to pee at the exact moment Lorena Bobbit was doing the hotdog toss? Things could have turned out entirely different. Who actually picked it up? If you were the EMT on the scene, would you have applied the tourniquet or just handed it to the peckerless wonder and told him to do it himself? Benny and Dave brainstorm on good names for girls, Oblivia, Genetalia, and Excretia were the crowd favorites. You think Rocky Mountain Oysters are gross, have you ever heard of Prison Oysters? Me either, but I spoke them into existence. Yum Yum .... vomit. Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. TRKQOC 6.5.22 part 2 of 3 The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. This podcast is taken from our LIVE shows on the Stereo app, where we are the funniest show going (according to listeners). Tune in to our live shows on the Stereo app, every Saturday night at 9pm pst. Just like a radio show where listeners can leave messages that we play on the show. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb

In this episode: we are joined by Benny Boom Boom from Boston. San Francisco has more cases of gonorrhea than monkey pox. Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Cbird LOVES Rocky Mountain Oysters! Dave shares his cure for the hiccups. When it comes to good all american comfort food, do you prefer Spamburger helper or Strokenoff? Growing up in the 80's and the shit that was acceptable ....def would not fly today. Doorbell ditch, bags of dog shit in a burning paper bag, and BB gun fights. We would all be in jail today. Ahhhh the good wholesome sport of pumpkin tossing. The higher the building the louder the splay. A pumpkin off a 7 story building sounds like an M-80. Thanks for listening, check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. TRKQOC 6.5.22 part 2 of 3 The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. This podcast is taken from our LIVE shows on the Stereo app, where we are the funniest show going (according to listeners). Tune in to our live shows on the Stereo app, every Saturday night at 9pm pst. Just like a radio show where listeners can leave messages that we play on the show. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb