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watch.goodluckgabe.life too long didn't listen i'm gay don't text me don't email me don't call me don't dm me don't snap me don't hire a private investigator don't reverse image search don't like don't comment don't subscribe don't share "There are hot moms near your area waiting to be fucked." There is fucking not. Stop lying. I (28M) got this message yesterday (12/18/23) and asked every mom (11858) in my district (in about 10 miles radius) if they are waiting to be fucked or not, I (72M) interviewed every single one of them to find the one that wants to be fucked and guess what? NONE OF THEM WANTS TO BE FUCKED. NO ONE FUCKING SAID YES TO MY FUCKING REQUEST. I (43M) even got punched in my face (72 times), got threatened (41 times), got a gun pointed at me (6 times), and got stabbed (4 times). Now I (11M) am in the hospital because of this stupid message I (38M) got from some stupid website (pornhub.com). What did I (22M) do wrong? I (male 29), went to school today and have an URGE to edge all day! Normally at night at around 12:00 pm, i whip out my ipad and wank my willy to skibidi toilet! Last night i forgot and that left me with this horrible urge! And here we are today in fourth period science. I’ve always be extremely lustful of my science teacher, she has a level 3 GYATT after all. But today after forgetting my skibidi wank, she bent over in front of me to help my friend ethan, and i EXPLODED ALL OVER HER GYATT!!! I was like “fuck it!” And spreaded it all over her body like it was butter on toast! Edit: i am now facing 3 life sentences

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www.goodluckgabe.life Now I get it. Candy Crush is violent, complex, and takes literally thousands of hours to master. But let me tell you: it is worth it. I just started playing Candy Crush on my PC, and the graphics are just so good. I mean, some level 1 carpenters like Fortnite, and some level 50 mafia bosses play Minecraft. But only level 3000 supreme pewds-level beings can understand the brilliance behind this game. I mean, the 3D graphics make me feel like I’m actually in Vietnam. In fact, the other day, I got this crazy Candy Crush PTSD as I thought about all the honorable Soviet comrades I had lost in the war for r/unexpectedcommunism. Well anyway, thanks for understanding my meth addiction, and I hope all of you can see Candy Crush the way that I do. I'm supposed to be playing FarmVille but this one player keeps cutting my grass! Is it TheMexican27? Yeah, TheMexican27! Who is TheMexican27? Some say TheMexican27 is the first Farmville player ever, born from Latin America. I heard TheMexican27 can cut grass better by hand than a lawnmower. I heard TheMexican27 can cut an entire field of grass with a single blow. But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape; WHAM!!! Just like that! YOUR FRONT YARD HAS BEEN TRIMMED What!? No no no no no no no no! BUSHES UNDER ATTACK That's impossible! YOUR LAWNMOWER HAS BEEN CAPTURED TheMexican27 has captured my lawnmower! Mine too! Aw, you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad! You have no idea what just happened. I might have some idea... "Welcome back, TheMexican27" FarmVille: Play for free on the app store. I👨am a😀 🎮GAMER🎮, not🚫🙅because I😤don't have a life☮️😍 but🍑because I👮 hate😠 ♀WOMEN♀ and 👩🏿MINORITIES👦🏿 👉👀I 🎮play👩girl👩characters 🍀for the 📑PLOT!🍑😤😤 I👀✌am🙅‍♀NOT🚫a😏pervert😫💦, I 🤬swear!😳 🎮 GAMERS 🎮 hate ❌ women 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽whether 🌦 it is justified ✅ or not ⛔️ LISTEN 🗣🔊🗨HERE 😤😤😲VERONICA👧👩, IF YOU👈 REJECT 😭😢😢☹ME🕹🎮 FROM 😍😍DATING💄💄👠👡👢 YOU AGAIN😩😩, I'LL 👹👹REJECT 😖😖😡YOU 👩👧👧FROM😠😠 LIFE🗡🔫🔫❗❗ Gamers 🔌🎮 are 🙏 arguably one 🚟🙀 of the most 🔝 persecuted classes in 🏢👏 history. 🤓📚 Unlike minorities, nobody 🙅❌ has ever received 🚫 a 👌💰 job 💼 or 🔮💁 scholarship solely because 🙌 they're 💏 a 🚟 gamer. 😮 In 👏 fact, there 🌃🆗 has 💳❌ never ❌⏮ even 👎⏯ been 📹📹 the opportunity 📊📊 for 👅 a 🔥 gamer 👌 to 💦 self-identify 💯 as such 👌 on any 😱 sort of 💦🏫 job application, college 👥 application, or 📉🎡 standardized test 😬😬 form. Furthermore, whereas minorities 👴 are widely considered 🤔 to 🙅💴 embody coolness and 💰 attractiveness by virtue of their 🎉⭕ race, ♀🖕 gamers have 👏✅ been ✊ historically stereotyped as nerdy and unattractive since 👨👨 the dawn of 💿 our 📇 craft. When ⏰💦 minorities 👵 speak 👄 out 😓 in the media about 💦💦 whitewashing, appropriation, and 💛 similar 👱 intrusions into 🚪➡ their ☝ exclusive culture ⛩ and values, 💰💰 they 🏻👥 are 🔄💰 universally lauded. However, 💯💯 when a 💰 gamer raises a comparable concern 😕😕 about 💦 our 🍂💰 community, 👩💰 we 👥 are 🔢 branded as 👦🏿 sexist, racist, misogynistic, and similar 👱 slurs, and accused of 👉😎 overreacting. Gamers 😎🔌 are 😬 undeniably subject 📐 to 💊🏻 excessive and 💆🐟 extremely ☣🏆 detrimental discrimination. 👮 The same 🅱♀ cannot ⚠🙅 be said 💦 for 🍆👊 racial minorities. Chicks💋👧🏼thinking the green dude👦🏼❇️in Breath Of The Wild☁️🌬is called Zelda👀😂stop being posers😡😩👋🏻educate yourself🎓📈his name is Luigi👨🏻🙄 Gamers 😾🎮 Rise 💪 Up 👆! United 🤝 we 🌏 strong 💪😡. Neckbeard 🧔🎩 if alone 😿. It's stupid 🤪 you may say 🗣. But 🖐 games 👾 are our 💪 way 🏅. DontMessWithUs! 🎮🔫🖱😾🔪💣🛡 Hi👋! Few things ✌to start off with =] 😅1. Yes ✅ I added ➕ you 👉👤 because ∵ you're 👉👤 a female 🚺 gamer 🎮👤, 'tis 🎩 an awesome 🤙🙆‍♀️ thing to see 👀! 2. I am Brian 👋👦. 3. do not🚫 be intimidated 😱😩, but I am not 🚫 🙅‍♂️a...