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Eating ground turkey birthday dog food and sucking the ink out of a gold gel pen is exactly what happens when you get completely faded on a Tuesday. We are losing our minds over why having a baby with Caitlin Clark is a strict business decision and how sleeping in a wall-bolted hammock is the ultimate flex. Stop acting like you do not put patio furniture in your living room while defending the circus peanuts and black licorice agenda. ------------------------------------------------- Send this to your homies to support the pod! https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/ 💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX 🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/ ------------------------------------------------- TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS 0:00 - Intro 1:16 - Fboy Island and Patreon 2:53 - What is your hear me out 6:41 - The jelly donut agenda 8:06 - Cooking birthday dog food 11:12 - Patio furniture in the living room 12:36 - Fumbling the eighth grade aim voicemail 16:52 - Sleeping in a Murphy bed 20:51 - Crushing Cheetos into a PB and J 31:33 - Circus peanuts and black licorice 43:42 - Fox McCloud from Super Mario Galaxy 46:30 - Aggressive foxes as house pets 54:53 - Local news weather girls 59:40 - Yellow mustard on avocados 1:03:53 - Stale chips are better than fresh -------------------------------------------------

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on this ep benny reacts to the most horrific thing you've done in public (like jumping off a cliff and losing your bathing suit) 🎟️ BENNY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦 Oct 3 Hollywood, CA https://www.ticketweb.com/event/tonight-at-the-improv-ft-hollywood-improv-the-main-room-tickets/13623788?pl=hollyimprov&REFID=hollywoodWP&_gl=1*ypqjea*_ga*MTI4MzQwNjAxOC4xNjk1ODM5OTM2*_ga_WCL648ZCZH*MTY5NTgzOTkzNi4xLjEuMTY5NTgzOTk2MC4zNi4wLjA. 🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://www.youtube.com/@espressowbenedict Leave a rating and review boo 🎧𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝘀 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso/id1514492317