100% Eat

Nick bought the fry sauce but was it the right one. It looks good! What? Reflex? Reflux? What did you say? We're sticking with our messaging from the beginning. Stay tuned for the shocking end. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YOU voted for this on Patreon so Our Heroes head to Freddy's to get a... Smash Burger Taco? Is it a burger or a taco? Is it both? Is it worth your time? Are you a brother? Will you outlive your father?New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Applebee's was too hot and Michael is 'eepy. You're getting too comfortable, Nick. Are you guys in the Pretzel Haters Club? Michael's kids eat like animals. Stay tuned for the ending. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nick is against these old people but Our Heroes make the trek to Applebee's to try their new O M Cheeseburger. It's a burger cut in half and slapped on a cheese skillet. Is it worth your time and money? Graysie is mad at us.New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can you patch it? Our Heroes are ridin on rims on this episode on our way back from Hat Creek. You in on a Tall Shirt? What shirt should we make? Are we the tall guys? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sure. Nick is a fiend for the queso but we had to finish the Hat District. Are you a Tall Shirt guy? We gotta make the Tall Shirt. There goes those Tall guys. Get water out of your lungs and get these queso fries & tots in you. Monkey Burger lives! New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nick is in Graysie mode and Eric's had enough but the end brings it all together. Incredible legendary episode. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Off to a HOT START this New Year, Our Heroes head back to Chipotle to try their... protein menu? What's different about this? It's just Chipotle, right? Whatever. We're busy watching Lazer Team (2015) on TUBI so don't bother us. Do bother Pasta Pete to get queso and side of bean. New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you forget about construction? Nick's invited. Did you know Austin used to be called Waterloo? Pfuck Round Rock though. We're going Super Playan Level 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Hat District. Our Heroes NEED a win to end 2025 after a slew of rough food. Can Hattie B's be the answer? Park a mile away from this episode and have a jaunt over to it. Don't bother paying. When is Graysie back anyway? She's going Super Playan. Normal Mo Guys activate. THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's not even rode rage, it's normal after a trip to LJS. It smelled so bad and now we're behind this driver. And don't get too big of a head but we really like you, the audience member on discord. Also take a look at this food. Yuck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Monkey Burger is taking over. Where's the root beer? Jordan's in a fight with his drink and this place feels like a throwback to a time that didn't exist. This is WAY too close to eating at a Long John Silver and it might actually be cross contaminated. The hamburger family is so screwed, dude. Send us Monkey Burger fanart NOW. Does Air Buddy have trump dog syndrome? THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/majority10fm to Get 10 free meals + a FREE Zwilling Knife (a $144.99 value) in your 3rd box. Offer valid while supplies last. Free meals applied as discount on 1st box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a mess. Who's drink is this? Michael's covered in BK. There's drink everywhere. Everything is happening at once. Do we stop recording in the garage? Hang on, Graysie needs to sign into iTunes. Whose Wilt? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes take Graysie to a pineapple under the sea to see if this Spongebob food can stand up against the Wendy's effort. It's... Burger King. There's also a special announcement so strap in. New Achievement Hunter gains a new member! I miss the old new achievement hunter. All of this was $95?!?! For CHEESELESS BURGERS?!?! Plus a Mingus update. THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get up to four extra months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go to Patreon to watch Nick spin the barrel. We didn't even have to rig it. Which are Nick's favorite days and why is his anniversary the worst?? These sauces are so weird dude. Nick is wise. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes almost got all their food but it's close enough. They force a frosty on the monkey. This doesn't even taste like Wendy's, right? Is that a good or a bad thing at this point? Wendy's is STRUGGLING but maybe this will set them right. Maybe? Right? Does anyone want to be CEO? THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nick's phone is about to explode. Don't worry, Eric to the rescue. Nick'll take your phone. Give him your phone. He's gonna film. Does it have to be good? It's also a Graysie breakdown. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes head back to Firehouse to see if they get the firehose again. This place is filled with smoke and Jordan is not thrilled. Where does this place even rank? Is this place worse than Jimmy Johns? Are you trying to overclock the webbing Sauce Monkey style? It's all better than this sandwich, that's for sure. Grab a hoodie and a shirt because so cold out brrr https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get up to 4 extra months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes get a ride with Graysie and Nick back to the office. Eric has to drive alone. Eric does his own ride along. Why doesn't anyone stop for treats? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Holidays from Our Heroes and also Graysie who does NOT want to do the fact sheet. She wants to play and she will do everything she can to prevent this episode from occurring with normalcy. We all had a big meal at PF Chang's and only about a dozen fortune cookies got stolen. It's a new record. Grab a hoodie and a shirt because so cold out brrr https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free breakfast for life at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices