Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
I made this podcast to get women. It hasn't worked.
Language:
English
Episodes
Everyone Has a Price
2/21/2026
Sam & Sam struggle with their fall into irrelevance by tapping on the glass of the internet's largest collection of washed up celebrities.
Duration:02:03:50
Like Sucking on a Meat Thimble
1/31/2026
musings of modern day philosophers
Duration:01:52:42
Post Stroke Clarity
1/19/2026
this year is full of possibilities!
Duration:02:33:48
The Passion of the Poob
12/20/2025
Poob was horrifically crippled during a production put on by Wubby and is possibly seeking litigation. But he's willing to drop it if he can get some walking around money.
Duration:01:51:47
This Guy Edited Mythbusters - Ft. ToastRackTV
12/14/2025
This is ToastRackTV, a man that chose to end his career of TV editing to pursue the biggest dream of all, being a Tarkov streamer.
Duration:02:38:04
Inviting an Animal Expert to Talk About Snake Schlong
11/28/2025
Animal expert Creature Crossing came on to teach us about falconry and snake orgies and some other stuff. There were some slight technical issues because the guy had a real trash computer but he's a guy with a bunch of snakes i don't imagine he'd have top of the line tech skills.
Duration:02:03:42
Welcome To The Right Wing Pipeline
11/17/2025
The Sams ON LOCATION in the CITY of SIN to record our liberal whiner-baby special at the rootin' tootin' gun event thrown by Donut Operator and Brandon Herrara.
Duration:01:42:08
Arguing With a Brick Wall
10/28/2025
Fresh off the heels of twitchcon with so many stories to tell.
Duration:01:43:25
A Sheep in Sheep's Clothing
10/11/2025
really confronting some important life questions here, like uh, how much straw we can stuff in a forge before sam's uncle comes back from the dead and kicks his ass or something
Duration:01:56:01
Flesh Shows us the Light
10/2/2025
Hey guys this episode is featuring Flesh Simulator. Kind of a Dale Gribble conspiracy type guy.
Duration:02:17:02
Based and Josie Pilled
9/26/2025
Josie came on the show to tell us about her experiences at an 18+ My Little Pony convention called Mare Fair and winning Fishtank
Duration:02:25:04
The Patron Inquisition
8/28/2025
Pretend for a moment you have us tied to a chair in your basement. What kind of questions would you ask us?
Duration:02:52:56
IGOR! TURN ME INTO A NA'VI IGOR!
8/18/2025
THROW THE SWITCH, IGOR!
Duration:02:11:12
some of you live like animals
7/27/2025
Thanks for sending in pics of your houses. I went ahead and catalogued all the pictures showing unlocked windows and sent them to that geoguesser guy so that he can send me ur addresses.
Duration:03:37:01
Too Dumb to be A.I.
7/18/2025
this episode reaches new lows that large language models will never be able to comprehend
Duration:02:12:42
We Finally Bought a Content House
6/27/2025
See you pimps at the Towers Unite horse races. 30k on 6, 7, and 8 everytime.
Duration:01:34:20
Worst Guest Do-Over Ft. J1mmy
6/23/2025
J1mmy holds the prestigious honor of being the only guest with an episode so bad that we never aired it. This is his redemption arc.
Duration:02:33:33
DON'T Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life
5/31/2025
It worked fellas. We did it! Totally hoodwinked those squares! And now we can go back to our sick and twisted ways.
Duration:01:56:32
Watch This Episode If You Know Us In Real Life
5/21/2025
This is a completely average and normal episode for our friends & families to enjoy.
Duration:02:17:35
You Get What You Deserve
4/27/2025
let this be a warning to those of you who ghost us when we invite you onto our show cough obama cough
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Duration:02:31:15