Have a nice life.

Have a nice life. // Listen to our Best of 2021 Playlist, follow on social: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group and our Discord.

Erika has some life updates but they're under embargo. Dan is working like a normal person and does not like it. Picture this next sentence in gold foil letters: we are so busy. // Listen to our DECEMBER playlist, follow on social: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group and our Discord.

Dan is back to his socialite ways. Erika declares jihad against suburban mothers. Hey, authority: 🖕 // Listen to our DECEMBER playlist, follow on social: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group and our Discord.

Erika takes a break from discourse. Dan goes shooting. Guns, girls, general discussion about our lives—a retvrn to tradition (Taylor's Version), if you will. // Listen to our NOVEMBER playlist, follow on Social: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group: http://bit.ly/2XPaZAR.

Dan and Erika are once again joined by longtime friend of the pod, famous actor Steven Yeun. The trio discuss v*****e mandates, ASTROWORLD, the nature of good vs. evil, and "hardcore." // Listen to our NOVEMBER playlist, follow on Social: @LilDimSum69/@not_pandapanhandle, @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group: http://bit.ly/2XPaZAR.

Dan returns from another trip to the Skook. Erika shares her thoughts on Pf***r for children. We're running for office—can we count on your vote? // Listen to our NOVEMBER playlist, follow on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie/@emricchini, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group.

Dan and Erika are back after replenishing their spoons. Steve from Blues Clues, class reductionism, apartment stories, and more are all on the docket. // Listen to our OCTOBER playlist: https://spoti.fi/3lAUll0, follow on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie/@emricchini, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group: http://bit.ly/2XPaZAR.

This week Erika and Dan pass the buck and have two guests carry the episode for them. Returning guest Kevin and new to the podcast universe, The Big Ragu are here broadcasting live from our secure mountain base in The Skook. We talk all things Central PA, gambling, scheming, and deep historical lore. Doff your cap to your podcast overlords. // Listen to our SEPTEMBER playlist: https://spoti.fi/3cr2J1D, follow on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie/@emricchini, @danbassini,...

Dan and Erika are joined by longtime friend of the pod famous actor Steven Yeun and the trio discuss absolutely nothing. It's an inside baseball kinda ep—still a little burnt out on global events. Check in next week when we get more spoons. // Listen to our SEPTEMBER playlist: https://spoti.fi/3cr2J1D, follow on Twitter + Instagram: @LilDimSum69/@not_pandapanhandle, @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie/@emricchini, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group: http://bit.ly/2XPaZAR.

Erika revisits her past. Dan has a lot of thoughts about FBOY ISLAND. For not having a lot to talk about this week, we talk about a lot—call that the podcaster grindset. // Listen to our AUGUST playlist: https://spoti.fi/3ye3mEp, follow on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie/@emricchini, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group: http://bit.ly/2XPaZAR.

Dan finds himself in the foulest of moods. Erika sees a false flag. TALIBAN, Canva and the Sackler family, TALIBAN, TALIBAN, #FreeBritney, forbidden ice cream formations, TALIBAN. // Listen to our AUGUST playlist: https://spoti.fi/3ye3mEp, follow on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie/@emricchini, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group: http://bit.ly/2XPaZAR.

Erika is beefing with Blackstone and the art community. Dan hosts an eleven-pizza affair. We're slowly being consumed by the void, but what else is new? // Listen to our AUGUST playlist: https://spoti.fi/3ye3mEp, follow on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie/@emricchini, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group: http://bit.ly/2XPaZAR.

Dan is done having an opinion on anything. Erika is cruising for a wellness check. The podcast might be taking a turn—you should just listen to be a part of history at this point. (For better or for worse.) // Erika's article about quitting therapy on Broke But Moisturized's newsletter: https://bit.ly/3j3YQSP // Listen to our AUGUST playlist: https://spoti.fi/3ye3mEp, follow on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie/@emricchini, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group:...

Erika's doing a Deadlist Catch thing and searching for solace in the arms of a crabman. Dan goes up against the longest-running Italian festival in the United States. We are done consuming without levity: all my homies hate consuming without levity. // Listen to our July playlist: https://spoti.fi/3dX1ec6, follow on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie/@emricchini, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group: http://bit.ly/2XPaZAR.

A "Lost" Episode. The audio sucks. Erika's internet shits the bed 15 minutes in and we trudge on via cellular. Dan's patience wears thin. Erika is chased by a wasp. We repeat some things discussed in Episode 80. We all have maybe 10 years left. // Listen to our July playlist: https://spoti.fi/3dX1ec6, follow on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie/@emricchini, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group: http://bit.ly/2XPaZAR.

Dan now has the trifecta. Erika finds herself on an adjacent mountain. What do we think of the Punk Goes Crunk compilation? // Listen to our July playlist: https://spoti.fi/3dX1ec6, follow on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie/@emricchini, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group: http://bit.ly/2XPaZAR.

Erika releases a particularly sinister take out into the world. Dan becomes a father. We're back at it with a whole lot of cringe and discourse you might wish you never heard. // Listen to our July playlist: https://spoti.fi/3dX1ec6, follow on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie/@emricchini, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group: http://bit.ly/2XPaZAR.

RIP to a real one. Here's a bonus episode about the life and lore of John McAfee, featuring brother of the pod: DOUG. // Follow on Twitter + Instagram: @dougicares, @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie/@emricchini, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group: http://bit.ly/2XPaZAR.

Dan shares some music that's aged poorly. Erika just wants to get back to discourse. We're joined by Jordan Usatch as we discuss deathcore, 2007 and its implications on modern culture, intersectional sex trafficking, and more. // Follow on Twitter + Instagram: @jordanusatch & @husbandrynyc, @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie/@emricchini, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group: http://bit.ly/2XPaZAR.

This one breaks the mold, yet again: Dan and Erika recount their weekend together. // Follow on Twitter + Instagram: @anicelifepod, @ByzantineBarbie/@emricchini, @danbassini, and join our cult—I mean FB group: http://bit.ly/2XPaZAR.