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How do you Feel? A Self-Help Guru's Quest for Your Brain

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Mark Baratelli, self-help guru to the wealthy, brings his genius to you, the poor. His wealthy clients pay for one-on-one counseling or attend his high profile seminars. You, well, you can't afford that, so you get the free 20 minute version of his message. You're welcome.

Mark Baratelli, self-help guru to the wealthy, brings his genius to you, the poor. His wealthy clients pay for one-on-one counseling or attend his high profile seminars. You, well, you can't afford that, so you get the free 20 minute version of his message. You're welcome.
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Mark Baratelli, self-help guru to the wealthy, brings his genius to you, the poor. His wealthy clients pay for one-on-one counseling or attend his high profile seminars. You, well, you can't afford that, so you get the free 20 minute version of his message. You're welcome.

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Episodes

Mark Baratelli Asks How Do You Feel?

1/2/2009
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An on-the road-recording

Duration:00:16:15

HDYF 36 Santa Aint Netflix

1/12/2008
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I am not a miracle worker. You're a special flower growing in a garden of weeds. Most people around you are wrong. If only the world could work the way you see it working, wouldn't it be a better place? Communicate with talking. Bothered by women in bikinis. Those things that make us different are the things that make us unique. Corporate lawyers retire at 45. You ever think of popcorn? If you took your eating time and instead worked on being a better person, imagine how good you'd be....

Duration:00:20:12

HDYF 35 Bashing Tony Robbins

1/9/2008
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I'm too lazy to do show notes but not too lazy to say a prayer for you. You're welcome. How Do You Feel? Podcast in Itunes Podcast RSS Podcast on Myspace Produced by Mark Baratelli

Duration:00:19:51

HDYF 33 Excitement Prevents Cancer

1/2/2008
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Excitement prevents Cancer. Assignment: make a list of 400 things to be excited about today. My friends Meg and Paul are miserable. I have never wanted to hid kids like I do with their kids. They created their own misery. You are not the saddest person you know. If you are miserable, you've go friends who are miserable. The grass is always browner if you make it so. Blah blah blah horsesehoes. I'm a doctor even though I'm not one because I have cured people of emotional obesity. The young...

Duration:00:16:20

HDYF 31 Your Hands Are Power Tools

12/5/2007
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I'm under the weather in Minnesota. Even though my throat is sore, my heart is true. Positivity is learned. Anti-inflammatory pills for my ankle because I tripped over a stump. When people don't do their job, people fall down and break their ankle. If we want it, it has two possible outcomes: we will not get it or we will. That is not the case. Turn that frown upside down. Your talking makes you feel better. High Intensity Caffienated Barbie. They had nothing and now they're Tanya Tucker....

Duration:00:17:56

HDYF 30 Rose Flower Competition

12/3/2007
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I need to celebrate this podcast because people thank me for creating this show. You're unworthy of my time. If I had to repeat myself to you, wouldn't you feel guilty for me? I'm judging a rose competition for publicity. Clarissa is in her closet crying. My listeners are male, I need more lady listeners, so I'm going to the rose gig. I'm going to judge the competition based on who is prettiest. Be your lady self. This coffee is running down my throat like a river. You can go to hell Jamie...

Duration:00:15:41

HDYF 29 Booger on a Rainbow

12/3/2007
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It does not matter what happens to you, but how you react to what happens to you. I don't lie and you shouldn't either, unless I tell you to lie. We are meant to be happy. Spread the goood feelings by acting like you're rich. I honk at a woman in a green truck. Suicide might be right for you. A booger on a rainbow in a kindergarten class. Doritos. Eat them and throw up. Subscribe in Itunes Subscribe with RSS myspace.com/howdoyoufeelpodcast Produced by Mark Baratelli

Duration:00:11:19

HDYF 28 Barbara Walters is a vulture

12/3/2007
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Ideas turn into action. You will take action to bettering your life. I have been drinking. There's nothing wrong with drinking. Drinking is self-medication and fiscal and emotional responsibility. Barbara Walters is proud of 3 things: her life, her family. I would have chosen "Kicking Star Jones off her show." I accused her of not being able to handle Star's strong power. That's showbiz, kid. I doo doo doo doo showbiz. I am asking you to boycott the tv show The View. Barbara Walters is a...

Duration:00:16:56

HDYF 27 Wanting is a Life Source

12/3/2007
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the voice is watering planets, people respect you more when you're drinking, Macocatron is a speed pill that I take, Wanting is not a verb- it's a life source, crack addict employees are cheaper to employ, she was young and heavy, lie to yourself to get through your day, mirrors on peoples' faces, blubbering, I am the good, pestulence is the bad, the more you let me in the less of you will be inside of you. Subscribe in Itunes Subscribe with...

Duration:00:24:43

HDYF 26 Chaka Khan

12/3/2007
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I just read a book that changed my life, but I won't tell you the title. I wrote it. You need to put in a request for the "How Do You Feel?" bool at your local Barnes and Noble. I carried it around for 9 months. It is birthed. Much like women in other cultures who freeze the placenta and eat it, I got the very first edition of the book and put it on my bookshelf. If you're crying, I want you to be happy. If you can't be happy, slap your face. The only person who will make you happy is me....

Duration:00:19:01

HDYF 25 You need to beat yourself

12/3/2007
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Everything will be alright if you trust in me. I am a blue warm baby blanket keeping you warm on a cold winter's night. A blanket causes change. I can change your emotional state. I went to a place of learning and will get a new Mercedes. They hit a deer. They hit a wall. There's guts everywhere. They will stop beating. You need to beat yourself. The more you get to know someone, the more you realize you don't want to get to know them. 98%of people are bad. What is your opinion on...

Duration:00:19:01

HDYF 24 Silence Box

12/3/2007
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That hump resembles a turkey. You've got a family and that family is me. All you have to do is sit on Thanksgiving day and think about me. I said a prayer for my listeners. I like to try out new methods of therapy. The silence box. Clack clack clack. I don't expect you to be able to do what i can do. You can probably barely hold a fork. I will be selecting people to get in the spinning box. The spinning box is a metaphor or life. When people are mean, those memories don't go away. Being in...

Duration:00:19:01

HDYF 21 A Heavy Woman Wearing Short Shorts

12/3/2007
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personal satisfaction is only available one on one, live seminars, praying for a hurricane, voodoo, 7-11 coffee, Starbucks is an adult Baskin Robbins, you can learn a lot from a moron, Transformers, old people want to forget the fact that they are old, getting old is bad, don't look in the mirror, inflict the pain, they do not know the social ramifications of a heavy woman wearing short shorts, doughnuts, find an overweight woman and AWAKEN them Subscribe in Itunes Subscribe with...

Duration:00:21:07

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