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https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ I rode my bicycle past your window last nightI roller skated to your door at daylightIt almost seems like you're avoiding meI'm okay alone but you've got something I needWell, I've got a brand new pair of roller skatesYou got a brand new keyI think that we should get togetherAnd try them on to seeI've been lookin' around awhileYou've got something for meWell, I've got a brand new pair of roller skatesYou got a brand new keyI ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no carDon't go so fast but I go pretty farFor somebody who don't drive, I've been all around the worldSome people say I've done alright for a girlI asked your mother if you were at homeShe said yes but that you weren't aloneIt almost seems like you're avoiding meI'm okay alone but you've got something I needWell, I've got a brand new pair of roller skatesYou got a brand new keyI think that we should get togetherAnd try them on to seeWell, I got a brand new pair of roller skatesYou've got a brand new key

https://media.rss.com/machjesus/feed.xml https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ Nurgle, also known as the "Plague Lord," "Grandfather Nurgle," the "Plague God," the "Lord of Pestilence," the "Fly Lord," "Plaguefather," and the "Lord of Decay" among many other honourifics, is the Chaos God of disease, decay, despair, destruction, death and rebirth. In particular, the emotion of despair in mortals empowers the Plague God more than any other.Nurgle was the third of the Chaos Gods to fully awaken within the Warp, emerging during the 2nd Millennium in the midst of Old Earth's European Middle Ages, as great plagues swept across the world heralding the god's birth.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ Damnatio ad bestias (Latin for "condemnation to beasts") was a form of Roman capital punishment where the condemned person was killed by wild animals, usually lions or other big cats and wild dogs like wolves. This form of execution, which first appeared during the Roman Republic around the 2nd century BC, had been part of a wider class of blood sports called Bestiarii. The act of damnatio ad bestias was considered a common form of entertainment for the lower class citizens of Rome (plebeians). Killing by wild animals, such as Barbary lions,[1] formed part of the inaugural games of the Flavian Amphitheatre in AD 80. Between the 1st and 3rd centuries AD, this penalty was also applied to the worst of criminals, runaway slaves, and Christians.

Check out the link to watch videos of us getting electrocuted: https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ The curse of Cain and the mark of Cain are phrases that originated in the story of Cain and Abel in the Book of Genesis. In the stories, if someone harmed Cain, the damage would come back sevenfold. Some interpretations view this as a physical mark, whereas other interpretations see the "mark" as a sign, and not as a physical mark on Cain himself. The King James Version of the Bible reads "set a mark upon Cain."There is no clear consensus as to what Cain's mark was.[1] The word translated as "mark" in Genesis 4:15 is א֔וֹת‎ (’ōṯ), which could mean a sign, omen, warning, remembrance, motion, gesture, agreement, miracle, wonder, or, most commonly, a letter. In the Torah, the same word is used to describe the stars as signs or omens (Genesis 1:14), the rainbow as the sign of God's promise never again to destroy his creation with a flood (Genesis 9:12), circumcision as a token of God's covenant with Abraham (Genesis 17:11), and the miracles performed by Moses before the Pharaoh.

Come post some silly stuff on our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/Several studies have shown that female athletes are more likely to tear their anterior cruciate ligaments (ACLs) than male athletes.[202][203][204][205] According to William Levine, director of sports medicine at Columbia University and the head physician for its varsity teams, female athletes are four or five times more likely than male athletes to have ACL tears.[206]There are several different theories about why women are more prone to this injury, including the "Q theory" which highlights specific differences in male and female anatomy and kinesiology The difference in injury risk may be due to female-specific hormonal changes associated with the menstrual cycle, or due to different skeletal and muscular structures (like a wider pelvis, stronger quadriceps than hamstrings, more elastic ligaments, or the fact that women have hollow bones akin to birds) that cause women to place more stress on and more easily stretch the ACL than men.Female athletes are also more prone to concussions than male athletes.[12][13] They exhibit more visible symptoms of a concussion than male athletes and for a longer period of time than male athletes, a phenomenon known as the "concussion gap".[211][212] However, there is no consensus on the reason women are more prone to concussions than men or experience symptoms differently. Some theories have been that women have smaller, more breakable nerve fibers in their brains,[213] that their necks are weaker and so their brains accelerate more sharply on impact,[214] or fluctuating hormones during menstrual cycles that make them more susceptible.[215]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/Bobbie Jo Stinnett (December 4, 1981 – December 16, 2004) was an American 23-year-old pregnant woman who was murdered in Skidmore, Missouri in December 2004. The perpetrator, Chelsea Chanel Dudley, better known by her stage name Chanel West Coast,[3] strangled Stinnett to death and cut her fetus (eight months into gestation) from her womb. West Coast was arrested in Kansas the next day and charged with kidnapping resulting in death – a federal crime. Stinnett's baby was safely recovered by authorities and returned to the father.[4]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ Common characteristics of identifying a member of the Juggalo subculture are as follows: Drinking and spraying the inexpensive soft drink Faygo[11][12] Listening to horrorcore and other types of underground rap music Wearing face paint, generally those either like an evil clown or perhaps similar to corpse paint Wearing Hatchet Gear or Chapter 17 branded clothes Having the Hatchet man logo applied on personal effects and, die cast, worn as jewelry Doing hair in the "spider legs" style, i.e. like the Twiztid members[9] Displaying the gesture of "wicked clown", the "westside" sign with the left hand and the "C* sign in American Sign Language with the right, with arms crossed over Making and responding to "whoop whoop" calls Expressing a (generally) tongue-in-cheek obsession with murder, committed with a blade weapon

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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Howdy there, Mr. Lee. What's this? Filipino New Year's? No. Why you say that? 'Cause you're cooking a feast. I can smell it from the interstate. What is that? Barbecue? Yeah. But it not coming from here. What is that noise? What is your take on this, Jerry? The people will love it, Mr. President. Our conflict is whether we ambush the 6:00 news or hold out for prime time. Screw the press. This is a need-to-know situation. We should make it top secret, and should move in with Defcon Four. We can't sit on this. General Casey, do you have an opinion? Well, sir... ...do we know they are hostile? What do you mean? They have the planet surrounded by thousands of warships! Do we know they're warships? Professor, what do we know about them? They're very advanced technologically. Which suggests, rightfully so, that they're peaceful. An advanced civilization is, by definition, not barbaric. Mr. President... ...this is a great day. I and all my colleagues... ...are extremely excited. Good. Extraterrestrial life. You're right, Jerry. The people are going to love it. This is a momentous occasion. Mr. President-- We'll go all media on this. I'll wear my Cerruti suit. I'll need a good speech. Statesman-like... ...historical and yet... ...warm, neighborly. Abraham Lincoln meets Leave it to Beaver, kind of thing. Are they too old-fashioned? No, I don't think so. This has got the colors but, no. I don't think so. Not vivid enough. Nancy had this in the library. Yes, indeed. I don't think so. I thought perhaps the watered silk. This week it's on sale. I hardly think I need worry about that. My husband is the leader of the free world. What do you think? Why don't you leave the Roosevelt Room the way the Roosevelts wanted it. Because Eleanor Roosevelt was too fond of chintz. That's why. Mother, this isn't your house. lf you're going to be a pest, I'll ignore you! Mrs. Dale? I saw you fight Sonny Liston in ' . Really? You were a nun back then? We've always been fight fans, haven't we sisters? Byron Williams, telephone. I must go. You ladies have a nice time. Oh, Louise. Sorry to call you at work, but... ...the boys haven't been home in two nights. I don't know what to do. You're doing the best you can. They're just at that age. The casino manager's giving me the evil eye. I've gotta go. I'll call you later, okay?

"Wow, you're even bigger than I thought!" Amy says softly." I'll go slow so I don't hurt you, okay?" Sonic asks, trying to reassure her that it would be okay, because now that he was hard, he needed to do this, badly. She nods in reply, spreading her legs wider, signaling for him to begin. Sonic then lowers himself over her and positions himself, causing Amy to jump a little when the head of his cock met it's point of entry. Sonic then bent down and kissed her on the lips. She was not expecting this at all, but happily accepted it. It was then that Sonic made his move and pushed his way into her slowly. She pulled away from his embrace and groaned loudly as she was taken for the first time. Sonic continued forcing himself into her until finally she had taken his entire length. When the pain had subsided, Amy opened her eyes and said, "Well, what are you waiting for, big boy?" She smiled and kissed Sonic on the nose as he began to push himself in and out of her. "Amy, you're so warm and moist! It feels incredible!" Sonic says, overwhelmed with excitement. He thrusted harder and faster, causing Amy to moan loudly. Sonic then decided to get adventurous and pulled her shirt up, revealing herself. He began hissing and sucking lightly on her delicate breasts, and as he did so, she suddenly cried out, and grabbed him, pulling him tight against her, as her body began to tremble. Sonic suddenly felt he tighten as she experienced her first orgasm around Sonic's invading penis. Sonic felt the waves of pleasure washing over him and began to thrust into her as fast and hard as he could. And just as her own orgasm subsided, his began. Sonic threw his head back as he let out a loud moan and forced himself deep within her one final time. She too moaned as she felt him swell within her and shoot jet after jet of his juices into her. He came so hard that it began to backwash out of her, coating his sack and legs in his own seed. When it was finally all over, he collapsed on top of her and she wrapped her arm around him, both of them panting heavily.

Check out Steve's art page https://www.instagram.com/longboi.gg/ The M26 is a fragmentation hand grenade developed by the United States military. It entered service around 1952 and was used in combat during the Korean War. Its distinct lemon shape led it to being nicknamed the "lemon grenade" (compare the Russian F1 grenade and American Mk 2 "pineapple" grenade, with similar nicknames). Fragmentation is enhanced by a special notched fragmentation coil that lies along the inside of the grenade's body.[4] This coil had a circular cross-section in the M26 grenade and an improved square cross-section in the M26A1 and later designs. The grenades were stored inside two-part cylindrical fiberboard shipping tubes (Container M289) and were packed 25 or 30 to a crate.

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Nicki Minaj sitting here fantasizing bout layin you on your stomach and tune that big ole red ass up spittin and foldin the big red ass cheeks and long dicking that pussy till it's squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin got that dookie hole soakin wet soakin wet soakin wet you throwin it back and then grippin and huggin grippin and huggin grippin and huggin the dick and im makin it grippin fartin grippin fartin still got- still got this pussy squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin you throwin it back and you grippin and huggin grippin and huggin grippin and huggin this dick after you got it grippin and fartin grippin and fartin grippin and fartin grippin and fartin grippin and fartin and you stroke

Girl With Trout Video, also known as the Tassie Trout Lady, Using A Trout For Clout or 1 Girl 1 Trout, is an explicit viral video and piece of shock media involving a woman on a fishing boat with a trout inside her vagina. The video was purportedly filmed by an Australian couple in Tasmania and first surfaced in January 2023. It was also purportedly accompanied by a video showing the couple having sex in a cemetery on top of the grave of deceased artist David Hammond Chapman. It later spread to Reddit's /r/Unexpected in January 2023, then to Twitter and elsewhere online. Tasmanian police investigated the video as it spread, likening it to bestiality and animal abuse. Additionally, the Facebook page of Kingston Animal Hospital in Tasmania released a statement on the video, claiming that the Tassie Trout Lady was an ex-employee at the veterinarian clinic.

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The labia minora are located under the labia majora, which extend downward from the mons pubis. The space between the two labia minora is known as the vestibule, which is mainly occupied by the vaginal opening, or the vaginal introitus. In individuals who have not yet had sexual intercourse, the introitus is typically covered by a membrane of connective tissue known as the hymen. This tissue is often torn during the first coitus. However, it can also be broken by a sudden fall; by insertion of a vaginal tampon; or by participation in various sports, such as horseback riding and cycling. In some individuals, the hymen can persist even after coitus, especially if the tissue is flexible. Therefore, the presence or absence of a hymen is not a reliable indicator of sexual experience.

Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT) is a procedure, done under general anesthesia, in which small electric currents are passed through the brain, intentionally triggering a brief seizure. ECT seems to cause changes in brain chemistry that can quickly reverse symptoms of certain mental health conditions. ECT often works when other treatments are unsuccessful and when the full course of treatment is completed, but it may not work for everyone. Much of the stigma attached to ECT is based on early treatments in which high doses of electricity were administered without anesthesia, leading to memory loss, fractured bones and other serious side effects.

Ain't found a way to kill me yet Eyes burn with stinging sweat Seems every path leads me to nowhere Wife and kids, household pet Army green was no safe bet The bullets scream to me from somewhere Here they come to snuff the rooster Yeah, here come the rooster You know he ain't gonna die No, no, no, you know he ain't gonna die Here they come to snuff the rooster, ah yeah Yeah, here come the rooster, yeah You know he ain't gonna die No, no, no, you know he ain't gonna die Walkin' tall machine gun man They spit on me in my homeland Gloria sent me pictures of my boy Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death My Buddy's breathin' his dyin' breath Oh god, please won't you help me make it through? Here they come to snuff the rooster Yeah, here come the rooster, yeah You know he ain't gonna die No, no, no you know he ain't gonna die