My Life is a Sitcom

Welcome to My Life is a Sitcom! Here's a lil ~preview~ of what to expect in this comedic (?) podcast. Give me a follow and we can be best friends. Follow me on social media ~ [TikTok: @itsjasminekay] [IG: @its.jasminekay]

Men can be awful. Think I'm exaggerating? Then you've probably never had a guy nearly hit you with his car or lie about his sexuality to get your attention. Nope, I'm not kidding. Listen to this episode and then tell me you still think men are necessary. Go on. Click play. Follow me on social media ~ [TikTok: @itsjasminekay] [IG: @its.jasminekay] --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

hello!! I am ~back~ after taking a little break from podcasting, and I have some major life updates for you all. Updates include, but are not limited to: becoming mildly TikTok famous, (not) discovering my career path, and learning about the existence of my biological dad. I honestly don't even know where my life (or even just this podcast) is going anymore. Let's panic about our life choices together. Click play. Follow me on social media ~ [TikTok: @itsjasminekay] [IG: @its.jasminekay] ---...

What is a high school sitcom without its cast of absurd teachers? Tori had Sikowitz, Alex had Mr. Laritate, and I had Kooky Ms. Pookie, the befuddled cat-lover who was determined to make my sophomore year a living hell. In this episode, I explain just how much Ms. Pookie hated my guts and how I could only find solace in the classroom of my favorite teacher, Mr. Cruz. Oh, and I throw in a story about a substitute who forced a 10-year-old to say "b*tch." Let's get learning, folks. Click play...

This week has not been going well for me, y'all. A mysterious pile of sand appeared next to my bed at 3am which led to me searching my room for hidden cameras and secret houseguests. I embarked on a 10 minute walk that was just as chaotic. I ended my day by traumatizing a spider before k*lling it (and 3 of its friends). And I REALLY thought that May was going to be a good month for me. Please.,.,. click play to break my curse. Follow me on social media ~ [TikTok: @itsjasminekay] [IG:...

HAPPY [belated] 420!! Sit back, relax, and perhaps light one up ;) as I tell y'all about the highest and medium-est times of my life. In this double story ad-free special, we'll be talking about edibles and existentialism, sativa and spirits, THC and the things we can't see. Our first story takes us on a journey of just how strong 1/4 of a special peach gummy ring can be. Our second story is for all my stoner-stereotypes out there who love listening to trippy things when high...... like the...

If someone asks you if they can use your backyard for a party, just say no. And definitely don't volunteer to be the bouncer for it. In my case, it turned out to be the sh*ttiest party ever (literally). Let me rant to you all about drunk strangers, disgusting jungle juice, horrible dorm-mates (and sweet revenge), and an alternate use for dryer sheets that will forever be ingrained in my memory. Don't be a party pooper. Click play. Follow me on social media ~ [TikTok: @itsjasminekay] [IG:...

Introducing: Re[men]iscing, a seg[men]t where I discuss sh*tty experiences I've had with men. Let's kick things off with Terrence, my high school friend-turned-nuisance who took it upon himself to pressure me into liking him, cyberbully me on Ask.fm (lol), and then involve me in his new (toxic) relationship. Plus, a tangent about my gorgeous biology TA who my teacher tried hooking me up with. Yes-- my teacher. This one is infuriating, folks. Happy Aries season. Click play. Follow me on...

Get out your Silly Bandz and Obey hats, because we're throwing it back to 2010 for this middle school dance episode. Imaginary boyfriends, awkward slow dances, rejected K-Pop songs-- nothing is as embarrassing as being 12. Click play. itll be soz kewl xD #rawr Follow me on social media ~ [TikTok: @itsjasminekay] [IG: @its.jasminekay] --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Let me tell you about the most uncomfortable party I have ever attended. S*x dungeons, angry grad students, hot pockets, astrology gone wrong-- I probably should have just stayed home. But if I had to witness this party, y'all do, too. Go ahead. Click play. Follow me on social media ~ [TikTok: @itsjasminekay] [IG: @its.jasminekay] --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app